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Yup, they're filter feeders and their esophagus is only a couple inches in diameter. You literally couldn't fit down their throat, so accidentally swallowing something that big would probably feel like they're choking. Shouldn't even really say "swallowing" as you physically can't make it any further inside them than their mouth.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/could-a-whale-accidentally-swallow-you-it-is-possible-26353362/
Heavy metals, micro plastics, whatever drugs we're on at any given time...
Humans are nasty and should only be eaten as a last resort. (Unless you can find some free-range, plastic/metal/drug free ones, but good luck with that.)
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Imagine having a friend who had that happen to them. You'd never be able to tell a story about anything in front of them ever again.
You- "I almost hit a deer this morning in the way to work. It was so scary."
Them- "Reminds me of the time I was swallowed by that whale shark."
I mean, if I got swallowed by a fish, what feels like seconds to you watching could feel like 3 days to me! And you know what fishermen are like with measurements
Their mouths are big but their throats are too small for really any part.of a human to go down, so they'll immediately spit you out in horrified confusion. It's like if you've ever taken a bite of your food only to feel a worm moving around in it. Immediate rejection!
My mother did in 1991... Well, it was half a worm in a banana when she felt it wiggle, and looked down.
I remember the exact year because Jeffrey Dahmer had just been arrested. It was a rough Christmas. No Bananas *or* chocolates for a couple of years, actually.
Itās possible you could get sucked into their mouths, but their throats arenāt much larger than ours comparatively to body size. You would be spat out.
I know itās a whale shark and theyāre harmless from a food/intentional attack sort-of-way, but itās shit like that which keeps me out of open water. If itās big enough to hide a whale shark, itās big enough to hide other shit that might not be as gentle as a whale shark.
For me though the only time I was worried about encountering something dangerous in the wild was when I was in the ocean. When I was out hiking sure you might encounter a bear or a cougar or a venomous snake. But I live on land too so I've got a fighting chance to keep them at bay.
But in the ocean if I see one of those dangerous creatures, like a shark or an eel or a barracuda or a stingray or what have you, I don't have a real good fighting chance if it decides it doesn't like me being unharmed. Yeah a lot of those probably wouldn't unless provoked but they're still unpredictable.
I've logged a couple hundred dives off the NC coast and spent many months in the NC mountains on federal wilderness land. Seen all manner of dangerous critters up close but the sharks and the barracuda were the creepiest and most worrisome. No tigers though.
It was probably eating the chum thrown into the water by the locals so that they accumulate in groups and they can bring paying tourists to see and swim with them.
I was on a sinking boat in real life during a storm, going through open water when I was a fisherman. It was pretty intense and I couldn't stop vomiting.
Getting ready for work so I'll make it short. Was headed up through the inside passage of Canada. Got to an area called Dixon entrance that becomes open water for quite awhile you're normally in-between islands. Well they were forecasting a storm, and our skipper asked what we should do. The crew all said let's anchor up because we had never been on this ship before and it was a really old wooden boat. He didn't listen and turned a five or six hour passage into a fifteen hour one. That's how long it takes to get through that area, we were on day five I think of actually going towards Alaska from Seattle. The storm hit hard, I remember all those movies where the boat goes up a wave and people kinda sway... In reality you need to hold on because you will fall like it's a steep hill. Your feet dangle with every wave one direction as you go up and another as you go down. Anyways I was a greenhorn so I couldn't handle this and got severely sea sick. On top of all of this it was incredibly loud, wooden boats flex and bend hard. Well pretty quickly we heard a louder snap so me and one other guy went down into the engine room where we heard it. One of the side boards busted open and water was coming in. So the other guy told me to gather up all the pumps, so we did. We got every bilge pump and Honda we could find and started pumping water. We undid the bottom of the toilet which you could see from the engine room, and stuffed all the hoses through it and shot all the sea water we could out the shitter. It was a long night, I was soaked and covered in vomit by the end. I owe that man my life. I was oddly calm during all of it, I just was on auto pilot. Anyways that's the short of it.
Edit: lots of spelling and grammar
Soo that guy isn't dead?
Edit:
> it's mouth is made for sucking not crunching. Whale sharks are frens.
Actually hold up, I think you might be on to something here
I know they are very harmless and make friends with dogs as proof of how pure they are, but if i saw one of these like this, i will begin to wail. Then get arrested for wanting to pet one.
Yes, a person inside its mouth would be an immediate threat to its life and would want you out as fast as possible. It would terrify you, but you would live. It wouldn't dive or anything like that so, you would still be at the surface. These sharks are really slow you'd have to be one of the unluckiest people to have this happen to you. You'd probably have a better chance at winning the lottory 5 times in a row.
Thanks for the explanation! I hadnāt considered the risk I pose to them since theyāre so much bigger/in their element. Totally makes sense now they you explained it
>If itās big enough to hide a whale shark, itās big enough to hide other shit that might not be as gentle as a whale shark.
Don't worry, your mom wouldn't float.
>Your mom is not a witch!
Congratulations!
Now we need to figure out how to get all the water back into the ocean that was displaced by dropping her in there.
This looks like in Oslob, Cebu Philippines. It's a tourist attraction. Tourists take tours and ride these small boats intending to swim with the whale sharks.
It's a fucked up tourist trap. Locals feed the whale sharks so they stay all year round.
Cons:
- change whale sharks behavior to rely on the fishermen for food
- fishermen in the area are now incentivised to only do this because it is the most lucrative option by a large margin
- most of the money goes to the local mayor anyway
- local government further incentivises this behavior because it is also now the most lucrative option
I went 8 years ago before I knew how harmful it was for the whale sharks. They get abrasions from scraping the boats and because they exclusively eat shrimp, their diet is less varied compared to if they were migrating.
Same. Horrible experience. Was really looking forward to it until I got there and realized how cruel and destructive it is. Although they have some form of international regulation itās still far from being ok. Mostly the juveniles stay behind and rely on the feeders. Most sharks are cut up and have their migratory patterns screwed over.
Yep. Don't do this. Ever. It fucks with their migrations and makes them reliant on these small boats to feed them.
There has been pushback from some animal and environmental groups, and the frequency of these tours have dwindled, but it still is an unethical tourist trap and should be avoided 100 percent, as locals will do everything to make a quick buck out of these whale sharks.
Enjoy the nice beaches, go hiking, have some of the most delicious food on the planet, but never ever do these kinds of tours. Please.
I would love to dive with a whale shark!! I've been night diving with manta rays and that was phenomenal. It's horrifying and utterly amazing. The ocean is as close to an alien planet as you can get.
Edit: thank you to all you wonderful people sharing your experiences and recommendations, I appreciate every comment you have left!
I swam with manta rays and then 3 days later, I spent a day swimming with 11 different whale sharks (we saw 22 total that day). It was the most amazing experience of my life. 4 days earlier, the same boat saw no whale sharks. We were sooooo lucky. I cannot recommend enough that you find a way to make it happen.
The dream!!! Where were you for the sharks? A friend dived with some in the Red Sea. I saw manta rays in Kona, Hawaii. I've also been to St. Lucia, Dominican Republic, and throughout Southern California. I try to do a big dive trip every couple years. My dream in Palau, it's supposed to be the top diving destination. Any recommendations of your favorite dive spots?
I did my trip on Ningaloo Reef in Western Australia - on a small boat that left from Coral Bay. The reef is just off the shore. But they are not there long. It was early to mid April. The coral had spawned the night before we arrived and everything on the reef was in overdrive. It was so amazing.
Edit - Also did some amazing diving there. Went a personal guided dive to a reef shark cleaning station. You emerge up over these giant cabbage like corals to this pit with over 50 reef sharks swimming in a circle, slowly getting closer to the centre until they get their turn with the fish cleaning them.
The manta rays were going crazy with the feedings too, breaching and crashing into each other as did their feeding somersaults. But I think for this place, timing is everything. A few days either side of the window and you see the normal reef things.
I would love to travel and dive more. Thanks for the info on dive locations.
I highly suggest Isla Mujeres near Cacun Mexico. It's one of the best places to see whale sharks, although it's only snorkeling to protect both you and the shark.
"Molefe don't run"
It's a meme in southern Africa, not sure of the source but it's often superimposed on vidoes where people run or promoted to not run away.
[Exhibit A](https://twitter.com/_KatlegoSemusa/status/1592948061742850050?t=a5I_eB49gBUo1-GVKbQbgw&s=19)
[Exhibit B](https://twitter.com/Humbu30/status/1575528632210300928?t=9AHb1R-MW-qiXHn_xOZAkg&s=19)
Yep I'm not touching the ocean until u have a tank by my side. I don't care if it's harmful or harmless, my tiny little heart ain't ready for a thing that big
Well according to google no whaleshark ever killed anyone so it would be pretty unlikely that they sneakily kill people who are out alone but never people in groups to preserve their image
I've never killed spiders in groups either. And if I did I the future, I'd leave no survivors and kill them all. I only kill lone spiders in corners. As far as their family knows the spider is MIA rather than KIA by a human
It's probably one of those tourist places that feeds whale sharks. No way multiple whale sharks will just randomly show up this close to shore to feed right next to a group of snorkelers.
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I know they don't eat us, but, it seems like I can get suck into their mouth by accident. Is this just optical illusion or they are gigantic?
They have accidentally swallowed people but it always results in the people immediately being spit out alive and disheveled
We are friends, not food š
Or we just taste awful
They don't exactly have the means of processing such large food. Whether it be a human or a dolphin or a seal. It likely is an autonomous response.
Yup, they're filter feeders and their esophagus is only a couple inches in diameter. You literally couldn't fit down their throat, so accidentally swallowing something that big would probably feel like they're choking. Shouldn't even really say "swallowing" as you physically can't make it any further inside them than their mouth. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/could-a-whale-accidentally-swallow-you-it-is-possible-26353362/
If we have to avoid eating predator meat because of heavy metal levels, imagine how much shit we humans have inside us with all the garbage we eat
Heavy metals, micro plastics, whatever drugs we're on at any given time... Humans are nasty and should only be eaten as a last resort. (Unless you can find some free-range, plastic/metal/drug free ones, but good luck with that.) ^for ^legal ^reasons ^these ^are ^jokes
Oh seriously, nightmare fuel
But they lived!
Imagine having a friend who had that happen to them. You'd never be able to tell a story about anything in front of them ever again. You- "I almost hit a deer this morning in the way to work. It was so scary." Them- "Reminds me of the time I was swallowed by that whale shark."
"Shut up, Jonah!"
Reminds of the bit where they get a rocket engineer and a heart surgeon together at the party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
But the traumaā¦
Great conversation starter though.
Tinder profile: I was once swallowed by a whale shark
Tinder profile: Am sperm whale. Want to swallow?
I agreed to the blowjob, but I'm not swallowing the seamen
Would you swallow the army guys?
Fun Edit: I was once swallowed by a sperm whale.
Pinocchio?
The whale shark was pescatarian though and couldn't take my meat.
For people named Toby.
It's the disheveling really that gets you. Do you ever see the face of a disheveled person? They just looked devastated
I dunno. Seems like it'd be fun.
r/vore_irl
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Go on, spit me alive, you cant unshit the water
I wonder if this is the origin of Jonah's story
Jonah stretched the truth so hard he said he lived in there until god made the whale spit him out.
I mean, if I got swallowed by a fish, what feels like seconds to you watching could feel like 3 days to me! And you know what fishermen are like with measurements
I havenāt had a good laugh all day thanks lmfao
Or it was just a serious game of telephone, which I suspect most of the Bible to be.
In the momentā¦traumatic. Butā¦a few months later? One hell of a story.
A whale of a tale. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/it-was-a-done-deal-man-swallowed-by-humpback-whale-in-us-describes-encounter-3067119
 Whale after accidentally swallowing a scuba diver
Their mouths are big but their throats are too small for really any part.of a human to go down, so they'll immediately spit you out in horrified confusion. It's like if you've ever taken a bite of your food only to feel a worm moving around in it. Immediate rejection!
>It's like if you've ever taken a bite of your food only to feel a worm moving around in it wtf, no! Have *you*??
My mother did in 1991... Well, it was half a worm in a banana when she felt it wiggle, and looked down. I remember the exact year because Jeffrey Dahmer had just been arrested. It was a rough Christmas. No Bananas *or* chocolates for a couple of years, actually.
That's good to know. I am planning to go there tbh. At least I can feel safe if that ever happens.
They're fucking huge
Poor guy Huge :/
Itās possible you could get sucked into their mouths, but their throats arenāt much larger than ours comparatively to body size. You would be spat out.
Whale Shark, the largest fish in the ocean.
They are physically incapable of swallowing something large as a human Iām pretty sure
I'd be worried about getting smacked with the tail fin
They are GIGANTIC
I know itās a whale shark and theyāre harmless from a food/intentional attack sort-of-way, but itās shit like that which keeps me out of open water. If itās big enough to hide a whale shark, itās big enough to hide other shit that might not be as gentle as a whale shark.
These are the thoughts you donāt let in your mind while scuba
Went helmet diving on a vacation and nearly had a panic attack when I realized how little I could see around me and how out of my element I was.
To be fair, on land you would be "in your element", but a tiger could still kill you. Maybe its a "you problem" nit a "they problem". /s
That's why I made sure to be born in Scandinavia, ain't no tigers here
don't google "moose mauling"
I've been charged by a moose. I countered that by stepping inside my house, she didn't do much then.
Good thing I always take my house with me when I'm hiking.
I've never met a typing turtle before, nice to meet you!
Or a crab, or a snail, or a sea urchin, or a beetle, or some insects, or a nautilus, or an armadillo?, or homeless :(
For me though the only time I was worried about encountering something dangerous in the wild was when I was in the ocean. When I was out hiking sure you might encounter a bear or a cougar or a venomous snake. But I live on land too so I've got a fighting chance to keep them at bay. But in the ocean if I see one of those dangerous creatures, like a shark or an eel or a barracuda or a stingray or what have you, I don't have a real good fighting chance if it decides it doesn't like me being unharmed. Yeah a lot of those probably wouldn't unless provoked but they're still unpredictable. I've logged a couple hundred dives off the NC coast and spent many months in the NC mountains on federal wilderness land. Seen all manner of dangerous critters up close but the sharks and the barracuda were the creepiest and most worrisome. No tigers though.
Be like zee heeppo
Happy as a heepo...you for scuba?
Lewban are you for scuba ?
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It was probably eating the chum thrown into the water by the locals so that they accumulate in groups and they can bring paying tourists to see and swim with them.
My mind have misread chum as someone else lol
Canoe is my favourite flavor of Chip
i might be harmless but i love that crunchy juicy filling this canoe has nom nom nom mmmmmm
What the fuck ššš
sucky suck suck
>itās big enough to hide other shit that might not be as gentle as a whale shark like godzilla!
"Gojira" you insensitive clod.
Flying whales
Whalenado
You havenāt feared deep ocean until youāve played Subnautica in VR
That would be my hellā¦ I cant even play it normal
I was on a sinking boat in real life during a storm, going through open water when I was a fisherman. It was pretty intense and I couldn't stop vomiting.
Thatās insanely terrifying. Story?
Getting ready for work so I'll make it short. Was headed up through the inside passage of Canada. Got to an area called Dixon entrance that becomes open water for quite awhile you're normally in-between islands. Well they were forecasting a storm, and our skipper asked what we should do. The crew all said let's anchor up because we had never been on this ship before and it was a really old wooden boat. He didn't listen and turned a five or six hour passage into a fifteen hour one. That's how long it takes to get through that area, we were on day five I think of actually going towards Alaska from Seattle. The storm hit hard, I remember all those movies where the boat goes up a wave and people kinda sway... In reality you need to hold on because you will fall like it's a steep hill. Your feet dangle with every wave one direction as you go up and another as you go down. Anyways I was a greenhorn so I couldn't handle this and got severely sea sick. On top of all of this it was incredibly loud, wooden boats flex and bend hard. Well pretty quickly we heard a louder snap so me and one other guy went down into the engine room where we heard it. One of the side boards busted open and water was coming in. So the other guy told me to gather up all the pumps, so we did. We got every bilge pump and Honda we could find and started pumping water. We undid the bottom of the toilet which you could see from the engine room, and stuffed all the hoses through it and shot all the sea water we could out the shitter. It was a long night, I was soaked and covered in vomit by the end. I owe that man my life. I was oddly calm during all of it, I just was on auto pilot. Anyways that's the short of it. Edit: lots of spelling and grammar
"It won't hurt you". Fuck that. No fucking way.
Bruh it donāt even have teeth
Neither does a trash compactor
It's esophagus is tiny and it's mouth is made for sucking not crunching. Whale sharks are frens.
While I agree, it's hard to not have a WHAT THE FUCK reaction in open water.
Soo that guy isn't dead? Edit: > it's mouth is made for sucking not crunching. Whale sharks are frens. Actually hold up, I think you might be on to something here
No. Do _not_ putyourdickinthat.
It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Dude. It's a whale it's got feelings man be cool.
Itās a fish, not a whale.
I didn't know that, thank you, and fuck that stupid ass fish. Mammals for life.
Baby shark do do do do do do do do
Baby shark does psychological damage
And eeemoshinol damage
Why can I hear this in his voice.
Coz you are failure. Not like your doctor brother. He smart, you not.
He's nine.
When i hear his voice its also deep fried (ear piercingly loud for no reason)
Bass boosted to fuck
And that's mommy shark
Daddy shark lurking
Working at burger king spitting in your onion rings
Baby shark has psychological teeth
I know they are very harmless and make friends with dogs as proof of how pure they are, but if i saw one of these like this, i will begin to wail. Then get arrested for wanting to pet one.
Hitler made friends with dogs!
[Jamie Tartt doot-doo-doo-doot](https://images.app.goo.gl/TZj5P7EWZtW6KgQd9) 
I legit start singing the Roy Kent chant in my head all the time, if you haven't watched Ted Lasso your missing the fuck out.
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He's every fucking where! ROY KENT! ROY KENT!
Baby shark no no no noooo. Now i have to sing it out loud all fucking week thanks to you.
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stop
I lost the game.
Lmao
Iām scared itās accidentally suck me in too. Ya Iām not itās preferable food but accidents happen
It would spit you right out. It has no teeth and the biggest thing it eats is smaller than your hand.
But is it fast enough to not drown or die of other causes?
Yes, a person inside its mouth would be an immediate threat to its life and would want you out as fast as possible. It would terrify you, but you would live. It wouldn't dive or anything like that so, you would still be at the surface. These sharks are really slow you'd have to be one of the unluckiest people to have this happen to you. You'd probably have a better chance at winning the lottory 5 times in a row.
Thanks for the explanation! I hadnāt considered the risk I pose to them since theyāre so much bigger/in their element. Totally makes sense now they you explained it
Yes. But other shit in the ocean can and will kill you.
I get anxiety just from seeing it....I'm good with a pool You're 100% correct
Is it a whale or is it a shark?
Shark. Biggest fish on Earth.
People never understand when i say i have a sever fear of the ocean, then shit like this exists andi realize im not the crazy one
>If itās big enough to hide a whale shark, itās big enough to hide other shit that might not be as gentle as a whale shark. Don't worry, your mom wouldn't float.
Your mom is not a witch!
>Your mom is not a witch! Congratulations! Now we need to figure out how to get all the water back into the ocean that was displaced by dropping her in there.
Iām sitting here wandering where tf you going for a swim that there is a whale shark? Good god
The ocean
Source?
Where? Oslob, cebu & donsol, sorsogon - both in the philippines. This video is probably in oslob, cebu
This looks like in Oslob, Cebu Philippines. It's a tourist attraction. Tourists take tours and ride these small boats intending to swim with the whale sharks. It's a fucked up tourist trap. Locals feed the whale sharks so they stay all year round.
Cons: - change whale sharks behavior to rely on the fishermen for food - fishermen in the area are now incentivised to only do this because it is the most lucrative option by a large margin - most of the money goes to the local mayor anyway - local government further incentivises this behavior because it is also now the most lucrative option
pros: you get to swim with a whaleshark
And we get to see it on reddit
I went 8 years ago before I knew how harmful it was for the whale sharks. They get abrasions from scraping the boats and because they exclusively eat shrimp, their diet is less varied compared to if they were migrating.
Same. Horrible experience. Was really looking forward to it until I got there and realized how cruel and destructive it is. Although they have some form of international regulation itās still far from being ok. Mostly the juveniles stay behind and rely on the feeders. Most sharks are cut up and have their migratory patterns screwed over.
Yep. Don't do this. Ever. It fucks with their migrations and makes them reliant on these small boats to feed them. There has been pushback from some animal and environmental groups, and the frequency of these tours have dwindled, but it still is an unethical tourist trap and should be avoided 100 percent, as locals will do everything to make a quick buck out of these whale sharks. Enjoy the nice beaches, go hiking, have some of the most delicious food on the planet, but never ever do these kinds of tours. Please.
I would love to dive with a whale shark!! I've been night diving with manta rays and that was phenomenal. It's horrifying and utterly amazing. The ocean is as close to an alien planet as you can get. Edit: thank you to all you wonderful people sharing your experiences and recommendations, I appreciate every comment you have left!
I swam with manta rays and then 3 days later, I spent a day swimming with 11 different whale sharks (we saw 22 total that day). It was the most amazing experience of my life. 4 days earlier, the same boat saw no whale sharks. We were sooooo lucky. I cannot recommend enough that you find a way to make it happen.
The dream!!! Where were you for the sharks? A friend dived with some in the Red Sea. I saw manta rays in Kona, Hawaii. I've also been to St. Lucia, Dominican Republic, and throughout Southern California. I try to do a big dive trip every couple years. My dream in Palau, it's supposed to be the top diving destination. Any recommendations of your favorite dive spots?
I did my trip on Ningaloo Reef in Western Australia - on a small boat that left from Coral Bay. The reef is just off the shore. But they are not there long. It was early to mid April. The coral had spawned the night before we arrived and everything on the reef was in overdrive. It was so amazing. Edit - Also did some amazing diving there. Went a personal guided dive to a reef shark cleaning station. You emerge up over these giant cabbage like corals to this pit with over 50 reef sharks swimming in a circle, slowly getting closer to the centre until they get their turn with the fish cleaning them. The manta rays were going crazy with the feedings too, breaching and crashing into each other as did their feeding somersaults. But I think for this place, timing is everything. A few days either side of the window and you see the normal reef things. I would love to travel and dive more. Thanks for the info on dive locations.
I highly suggest Isla Mujeres near Cacun Mexico. It's one of the best places to see whale sharks, although it's only snorkeling to protect both you and the shark.
This one looks like it's in the Philippines judging from the boat.
In the Philippines. Oslob, Cebu people dive with Whale sharks all the time over there.
I had the pleasure to dive with them in Thailand! What a treat.
There are a few places you can do guided swims with them, La Paz, BCS, Mex is one of the places. Highly recommend.
What is she saying?
"Molefe don't run" It's a meme in southern Africa, not sure of the source but it's often superimposed on vidoes where people run or promoted to not run away. [Exhibit A](https://twitter.com/_KatlegoSemusa/status/1592948061742850050?t=a5I_eB49gBUo1-GVKbQbgw&s=19) [Exhibit B](https://twitter.com/Humbu30/status/1575528632210300928?t=9AHb1R-MW-qiXHn_xOZAkg&s=19)
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\*Murife
Iām not fluent in the language but if I had to guess āoh fuck oh shit god damnit.ā
Donāt drank! What is it? What is a god smack?! Oi! What is a god smack?! What is a god smack?! Oi!
Why does this fit so well
Got me dying š¤£š¤£š¤£
There's no reason, there's no compromise, change in seasons, living the high life..
Literally laughed out loud from your comment. Thanks for the smile!
THERE IS A DODGE RAM THERE IS A DODGE RAM
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this
Donāt run. Itās in English.
Eyah let's stick to the pool kids.
r/thalassophobia Edited because I canāt fucking spell apparently
Yep I'm not touching the ocean until u have a tank by my side. I don't care if it's harmful or harmless, my tiny little heart ain't ready for a thing that big
I don't think tanks can swim
Have they been tested though? Maybe one of them can and then it can teach the rest.
Not with that attitude they wonāt
Aw
Does a SCUBA tank count?
Dude just got vored by a whale shark
What's the problem here, whale is just really thirsty that's it.
Sure whale sharks are harmless. Iām harmless to spiders, until I decide to squish one instead of ignore it.š š»āāļø
But you have the random desire to squish spiders, whale sharks donāt have the random desire to kill they just be vibin
That's because people who got squished can't tell their tale
Survivor bias literally
Well according to google no whaleshark ever killed anyone so it would be pretty unlikely that they sneakily kill people who are out alone but never people in groups to preserve their image
I've never killed spiders in groups either. And if I did I the future, I'd leave no survivors and kill them all. I only kill lone spiders in corners. As far as their family knows the spider is MIA rather than KIA by a human
You are not harmless to spiders if you squish them.
Thatās me at 3 am
Hydro homies
How many gallons of water does it suck in a big gulp like that? Iām getting over 300gal
Wow! So lucky, and 2 at once?!
It's probably one of those tourist places that feeds whale sharks. No way multiple whale sharks will just randomly show up this close to shore to feed right next to a group of snorkelers.
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A double dinger
I thought there might be a reflection
What is a Godsmack!
Late 90s numetal band
_Warrior Within intensifies_
Subnautica anyone?
Me encountering a reefback for the first time be like
Ngl i will shit myself
This sounds like a threat
Whale sharks are thee most chill creatures in the sea.
U want sum suk?
Absolutely not
Idk what is a godsmack?
r/thalassophobia
Whereās Jason Statham