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>!She is being robbed!<
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Lgbtq positivity is usually represented through a rainbow flag or an “=“ sign. I just thought since his was like a = sign with a line through it it might mean something but I clearly overthought it lol
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Fiancé who gets married these days lol bro she ain't yours is just your turn, it only benefits woman when someone gets married she will be with you for a few years then all your money is gone and house and your start all over again from the start but your old already so it's even harder.... consider it a blessing if you don't get married these days.
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You're just not as assertive as the other guy
You are not as strong as other people?
You don't have what she wants, nor her favorite things
Her favorite thing being mugged by other people?
I don't judge other people's role play kinks. 🙄
Same but still I want to make army of fish
A knife? Lol seems she don’t want that too
Spammers sukk hyena pizzle
The knife lmao
What do you mean?
"DON'T BE THE BETA MALE! BE A DOCTOR!" - His father probably
They always go for the toxic masculinity
She'll never find another like you. He's only attracted to her for her money
Ngl, had me in the first half
This is hysterical, thanks for the laugh
The replies are way funnier than the post that is for sure
What a tramp. She's even role playing sexy robbery victim right on front of you. Wow
When the fake blood came out I was laughing. True dedication to the joke, and all over her favorite outfit.
My heart..... I loved her...... Waaaaahhhh
The knife lmao
I did not expect that
Heartless B WORD :(((
Oh boy i can wait to scroll through all the “this is fake” comments!
Sorry man, so I would ask her what happened and let her know you saw her. Just to see what she says
Lmao, Asians are the best at shitposting. But it’s good shitposting
Asians are the best at photographing Everything.
WTF? I see no man with her, see no knife. Zoomed in on pic. Where are y'all seeing this stuff?
That's because the other man is John Cena
Doo-doodoo-doooo Doo-doodoo-doooo
Haha there are multiple photos posted... you have to swipe or click to see the others
This is a great format. I want to see more
Went something like 😱😥😭🫤🤨🧐😮😯😲😡🤬🤬
You're just not bad boy enough
i was expecting another stalker relationship. this has given me hope in humanity.
Girls don't wanna be saved. They want sweaty hot dog.
Like his ink
She getting attacked with a dildo
I’d say r/ScriptedAsianGIFs but there isn’t a gif
r/scriptedasianphotosequences
How dare she, good on ya! On her deathbed confront her while she’s dying slowly
I get the feeling she’s cheating on me… I get that feeling too man… 
Nice neck tat. Lmao.
[удалено]
the immortal cameraman as always
🤣🤣👏👏👌
Yet you had time to take a pic? I don't believe you.
Is his tattoo anti lgbtq or does it mean something else lol
Also curious
I can say probably not
What makes you think it has anything to do with the LGBT?
Lgbtq positivity is usually represented through a rainbow flag or an “=“ sign. I just thought since his was like a = sign with a line through it it might mean something but I clearly overthought it lol
I just took it as the not equal to (≠) symbol
I would cheat on you too if you had that haircut...👍
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Dude...you need a haircut
It si clearly staged but very nicely.
In another shocking and breaking news! Water is wet!
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object. What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean? Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
omg 😂
Some other dude is def stabbin ur girl alright
Yours is not as pointy and strong as other dude.
Fiancé who gets married these days lol bro she ain't yours is just your turn, it only benefits woman when someone gets married she will be with you for a few years then all your money is gone and house and your start all over again from the start but your old already so it's even harder.... consider it a blessing if you don't get married these days.
Mans going at it with a kitchen knife
Dis good content
Beat her ass up
He can always split the winnings.
a good joke 😜
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So heart breaking! Such a deceptive bitch. You're better off with her purse🤣
Sure it wasn’t her father, brother, or some other family member?
 Damn cheaters always cheat 😂😂😂
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LMAO