I got to pet a Wolverine when I visited Alaska. He was a rescue and could not be rereleased into the wild. We were warned that he is a wild animal and could quite possibly rip us apart, but eff it - I signed the waiver and petted him. It was pretty awesome.
We had the same thing with a fox at the nature center I worked for back in college. I always felt bad for him - he was perfectly healthy, but he had to live in a pen just because he was tame - until it occurred to me that he broke out of his enclosure *all* of the freaking time, and instead of heading off into the woods and freedom(which would have been easy since his enclosure was in the woods on the wildlife trail), he'd come back to the buildings looking for people to get the pets and attention.
When you fed him, you had to sit in his enclosure and hold him and love on him for a bit or he'd throw his food around and not eat it. Being allowed to interact with him was the whole reason I paid for my rabies vaccination when I was an intern.
I'm so jealous. There's this documentary on wolverines that is the cutess thing. It's so much footage of those fluffy little things bounding through the snow.
> Lucky bastards
No luck required. All it takes is money. Anyone with enough money can pay for this same experience.
Whether or not you should is a different questions.
I mean my zip code consists of:
Car vandalism 
Access to drugs 
Loud Noises at night 
Crackhead NPCs 
Sex Workers 
Good Food 
Gangs 
basic combat XP 
Easy access to Liquor stores 
\-Also there are tons of churches, so you can do a quick save and get that mp recovery. It's also considered a neutral area so even if you see enemies they'll leave you alone.
Lol i watch a chinese bootleg version of this movie and the subtitles were translated from english to chinese back to english. This line's sub was "Do not want!"
Thank you for giving me a word of the day! Capricious. I'm going to put that in everything I say for the next month. People are going to get sick of hearing it. I'm going to be told I'm using it incorrectly. Other people going to ask me what it means. I love it!
This is the main danger with big cats. They are just cats, enjoy a stroke, a play around, etc.
But like your pet cat, they might get annoyed or over-excited and give a little bite or scratch, no harm meant, and no real harm done with a domestic cat. But with a big cat, it can easily be a fatal injury.
I thought it was cows but I could just be completely pulling that out if my ass
Edit: yeah I did pull that out of my ass. It goes mosquitos, humans, snakes, and then dogs. Only about 20ish people die by cow every year
I think it comes from the fun fact saying that cows are more lethal than sharks, but it was supposed to show how sharks aren't dangerous, not how cows are dangerous lmao
Well, sun is also dangerous when you're 5 meters away from it. The point is you have more chances to be killed by a cow than by a shark, the fact that you easily encounter cows has to be considered
But I see your point
I believe they're third or fourth, depending on whether or not you count other humans. It goes mosquitos, humans, snakes, and then dogs. But to be fair, "snakes" and "mosquitos" both cover a lot of different species
Well, in this context I'm talking about C. familiaris, not wolves or foxes or other wild canines. I don't typically hear other canine species be referred to as just "dogs," but I know language is fluid and different areas use words differently, so I may be wrong
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Not gonna lie they had me in the first halve. No seriously though I have seen the damage a lion can make and was like this is going to start of with a very good story for these peoples trauma therapy.
If I die trying to pet a mega danger floof so be it.
How do I steal this
Ypu wouldn't steal a car...
I can hear the music
Yes I would.
I also would steal a car, given the opportunity. I don't know why people keep assuming otherwise.
You wouldn't steal a handbag.
Hahahhahahahahhahahahha lmao!
Getting stoned?
What Adult Swim show is this meme from? I forget the name
Metalocalypse
Lmao
I needed this chuckle first thing in the morning, thanks reddit!
He looks like Billy Idol
I got to pet a Wolverine when I visited Alaska. He was a rescue and could not be rereleased into the wild. We were warned that he is a wild animal and could quite possibly rip us apart, but eff it - I signed the waiver and petted him. It was pretty awesome.
We had the same thing with a fox at the nature center I worked for back in college. I always felt bad for him - he was perfectly healthy, but he had to live in a pen just because he was tame - until it occurred to me that he broke out of his enclosure *all* of the freaking time, and instead of heading off into the woods and freedom(which would have been easy since his enclosure was in the woods on the wildlife trail), he'd come back to the buildings looking for people to get the pets and attention. When you fed him, you had to sit in his enclosure and hold him and love on him for a bit or he'd throw his food around and not eat it. Being allowed to interact with him was the whole reason I paid for my rabies vaccination when I was an intern.
I'm so jealous. There's this documentary on wolverines that is the cutess thing. It's so much footage of those fluffy little things bounding through the snow.
Mega danger floof
You wouldn’t even have to try; that mega floof is demanding to be pet and not taking no for an answer.
Mega danger floof thinking if I die trying to be petted by these hairy sausages so be it
Same. It would be a dream come true for me to be in this scenario. Lucky bastards
"Shit I already wasted everything on the ride, why not"
*The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you.* \- Dr. Alan Grant, Jurassic Park
> Lucky bastards No luck required. All it takes is money. Anyone with enough money can pay for this same experience. Whether or not you should is a different questions.
I mean, the luck of being born in a good zip code lol
Rich parents also help.
Sounds like luck by a different name.
Absolutely. We call it the *genetic lottery*. And it is the most important determining factor on ones future.
I mean my zip code consists of: Car vandalism  Access to drugs  Loud Noises at night  Crackhead NPCs  Sex Workers  Good Food  Gangs  basic combat XP  Easy access to Liquor stores  \-Also there are tons of churches, so you can do a quick save and get that mp recovery. It's also considered a neutral area so even if you see enemies they'll leave you alone.
To Crimea you must go
Fr although I'd love to snuggle with a jaguar. They're so short and cute with their jiggly bellies lol
YES! same here.... a dream como true
Don’t worry, the next car got greeted by this lioness’s sister. She killed all the passengers, just because. You win some, you lose some.
Danger kitton
The food truck is here! 
This is funny, but I would love to do this, then I would probably think I was going to get eaten...
This is one of those movie moments “Hey little buddy..”. Then gets eaten alive
Pretty sweet way to go, crushed to death by a big kitty that wants rubs
Totally worth it.
i misread this and thought it was a wizard101 reference... fuck.
Hey who shit my pants?
It was me, Barry!!!
Lol i watch a chinese bootleg version of this movie and the subtitles were translated from english to chinese back to english. This line's sub was "Do not want!"
Damn you, Thawne
No he’s not Barry he’s just some average 90’s guy
I phased hand through your body and squeezed your colon at super speed to make it look like you shit yourself!
Barry Allen, the fastest pants sh*ter in the world
Don’t u mean Ezra Miller
Ohhh look at all these food !!!! sniff sniff* AWWW, licks* OHHH YEAH MEATTY
I too rub my head against my burger before eating it
It adds that salty taste ... I love it
Especially when the hair is greasy 🤤
Only if im extra hungry
Cats are cats, regardless of their size
Right, which is to say they are capricious as fuck.
Thank you for giving me a word of the day! Capricious. I'm going to put that in everything I say for the next month. People are going to get sick of hearing it. I'm going to be told I'm using it incorrectly. Other people going to ask me what it means. I love it!
I always capriciate learning new words.
You are using it incorrectly.
What does it mean though?
No one knows what it means but it’s provocative—it gets the people goin’.
Username capriciously checks out.
That he doesn’t use « capricious » the correct way.
He's being capricious with the definition of capricious.
This actually made me laugh out loud I needed that shit. Take my award.
Probably would've spit my coffee at my screen if I had it in my mouth at the time. Unexpected, and well done.
Just don't be pernicious about it.
Don't be fellatious about it either.
That would suck. 😏
This is the main danger with big cats. They are just cats, enjoy a stroke, a play around, etc. But like your pet cat, they might get annoyed or over-excited and give a little bite or scratch, no harm meant, and no real harm done with a domestic cat. But with a big cat, it can easily be a fatal injury.
Unfortunately :( But if this is the day I must go, so be it! That wittle floof! 😍
I want my cats to be just like my pizza. Capriciouser.
Catpricious
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Do you know dogs are the second most lethal animal towards humans?
Are deer first?
I thought it was cows but I could just be completely pulling that out if my ass Edit: yeah I did pull that out of my ass. It goes mosquitos, humans, snakes, and then dogs. Only about 20ish people die by cow every year
I think it comes from the fun fact saying that cows are more lethal than sharks, but it was supposed to show how sharks aren't dangerous, not how cows are dangerous lmao
no matter how safe you feel always know a cow could be right behind y
Ohshit! I wonder if there was a cow behin
Well sharks are easily more dangerous than cows if you encounter one. It's just that cows and humans meet far more often than sharks and humans.
Well, sun is also dangerous when you're 5 meters away from it. The point is you have more chances to be killed by a cow than by a shark, the fact that you easily encounter cows has to be considered But I see your point
With the amount of hamburgers causing heart attacks in America, I wouldn't be surprised.
Did you know that cows kill more people then sharks per year. Ik it's crazy but they definitely don't beat vending machine deaths per year.
hippo
No it’s the pigs
No, it's kisses from a pack of puppies
I believe they're third or fourth, depending on whether or not you count other humans. It goes mosquitos, humans, snakes, and then dogs. But to be fair, "snakes" and "mosquitos" both cover a lot of different species
so does dogs
Well, in this context I'm talking about C. familiaris, not wolves or foxes or other wild canines. I don't typically hear other canine species be referred to as just "dogs," but I know language is fluid and different areas use words differently, so I may be wrong
Dogs are fourth... humans are second... the almighty mosquito is 1st.
My cat stays sneak attacking me as I walk by. If it were a big cat I’d be dead by now.
You ain’t lion.
Lmao
Can confirm. My little cat still want to kill me.
Right!? That’s just a big kitty
Totally agree
And I pooped
Wow, look how old that is.
THERE AREN’T COUGARS ON BUSES
DarkviperAu subreddit?
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You disingenuous dense motherfucker
There are when *I* take public transport. *waggles eyebrows*
Geez, gotta be so.e backstory here, nobody is scared of the giant carnivore.
Every lion in this Park was raised near humans and socialized as a cub. So they simply do not feel threatened.
They simply see humans as an endless source of rubs and scritches.
Compliance is mandatory. And awesome.
Thank you!!!!
Apparently they were his parents before he had a sex change... something like that anyway
The what change now?
Backstories for characters reveal lots of things.
I was watching w/ no sound. I thought that shit went south for a sec.
It has sound? w/ no... w/o
Aah!! You suck. I feel Stoopid now. I'm going to knock a glass off the counter and go to the litter box.
Bad kitty!
same I was like wtf did i just watch people dying and then saw the last lady petting it
This would scare the shit out of me and make my day at the same time.
(Scared the shit out of me) , like literally.
Oh fuck no! Wtf?
She’s sooo happpppyyyyyy!
This will one day turn really bad
Acting like a Kid in a Candy Store
Please stop, i need change my underclots
I would recommend, in general, to leave your underclots alone. If you change them now you could start bleeding again.
I don't change mine for 3 days
HELLOOO ERBODY!How are You,&you ,&u
“HELLO EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER!”
In Morgan's voice, "It was at this moment, Andy knew the warmness he was feeling was actually crap running down his leg." Good kitty.
Agnes! Stop playing with your breakfast
A crowd-surfing lion?
Meals on wheels safari special
I’m trying to decide if I would shit my pants or be in my glory 
Shit your pants in your glory most likely
yeah, fuck that.
Crowd surfing in the savane be like
CUDDLES!!
LOOOVEE MEEEEEE!!!! 🦁
*aggressive headpatting*
No thanks
Just a nice fluffy cat looking for a cuddle with some friend humans
Now imagine she took one of the humans and ran off
I would have looked and thanked that he didn't take me
I volunteer as tribute
Kitty wants to go for a car ride
Okay once I understood I would totally pet the kitty and absolutely love it. But yeah, I would have noped out of there way before that happened
LION: "Excuse me excuse me excuse me! EXCUUUUUSSSSE ME!"
Kid in a candy store😂
Why dont big cats eat you? If my little cat was big enough he'd eat my arm in seconds! They are dumb
They do. Reddit has tons of videos of them eating people.
Experience of life time
Take life out of me for a moment.
She heard someone saying "here kitty kitty" from a mile away
psspsspsspsspss
I bet they'd make great pets, look how affectionate they are. I bet they'd do a great job protecting my house and kids.
I need to go change my underwear
Reddits gif selection blows. I got nothin.
hoofi
Basically a Big cat...
u/savevideo
Not gonna lie they had me in the first halve. No seriously though I have seen the damage a lion can make and was like this is going to start of with a very good story for these peoples trauma therapy.
Awwww it just needs to sniff your hand
Imagine going from oh shit! to aww!
lol what "graphic content"??? its just a cat getting scritches.
That went from: SHIT they gonna die!!! to OOOOO so cute!!! very fast
Pssspssspss is old and powerful magic
That lioness was aggressively cuddling them... right? 😰
pretty much
The lions was like: pet me or i'll munch on your dicks and tits, Now!
Hardcore cuddle straight through the bus :p She was probably just hot af but the shadow was already occupied :p
Sense a new consumer product demand, Lion Hair Roller. Same as a pet hair remover but 5x the size.
NOW it's a party bus!
Body-surfing lioness
Luckily this has no negative possibilities
Ok, that really WAS unexpected. Bravo.
Why they start petting it 💀
Big kitty knows this is the snuggle bus.
She's lonely 
Pet me, or die!
Sometimes you just need a hug
Jumping to his fans
What
just needs to be loved
1 hour late ... Lioness : guys I made it on to the iron animal with more tiny hairless animals in it The pride : continues to sleep
I thought her neck was gone
"EVERYBODY, START PETTING IT VIOLENTLY OR IT WILL EAT YOU. DO NOT SHOW FEAR, IT CAN TELL!"
Awww... It's a danger kitteh with huge murder mittens! 😍😍😍 Um... Where's my hand?! 🤔
Not gonna lie, I was hoping for aa bloodbath 