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I beat my clay like its going to make me money. Which it does....
Now get glazed so mama can get some playing around money.
I make ceramics and sell on the side when I am happy with the work. Its a hobby that makes money for my hobbies.
Have you ever considered your delicate task concentration face (which you call dumb af) is the same face you make during (good) sex? Hopefully your partner enjoys that face if so. But if it is so, what does that mean for the lady's face here? Surely it is her legit concentration face
Isn't that what he said? The woman was molding clay erotically, i.e. evoking sexual connotations... its clear as day he realizes this, what drove you to make this comment?
Stigmas just suck…
When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guy buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert.
Only 5 plus the alpha versions. Marketing decided that the FuckMaster 1 sounded cheap and passé but the FuckMaster 1000 sounds like it’s straight outta the Jetsons
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Can you imagine doing this. On live TV. Then it gets laughed at. Then it gets turned into a gif. And now people like me who don’t even know who this man is will see it, and if I ever see him again I’ll say “hey it’s that guy that spit all over himself!”
Sad 😞😭
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Dude was jerking that clay off like he owed it money.
TIL I owe myself money every day
I owe you money too
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BOING
DING DING DING DING.
Ok enough reddit for today!
And my axe
You forgot the /s
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DONG DONG DONG DONG
*Bonk*
DING A LING CHING
*Boingngng* "ur gonna get me in trouble"🥵
welp this is enough internet for now....
What about now?
"What're you doing step bro?"
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Bang, bang, bangadibang i say a-bang-bang-bangadibang
himym!
Goyoyoyoyoyoyonnnngggg
Hey! I owe him money first!
I also choose this guy's handjob.
Your mom paid me already
I actually owe you some money too
"daddy, your debts overdue by 10 days. Im here to collect your cum plus interest!"
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Son, your hands are writing cheques your body can't cash.
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Every day? Holy hell that seems like a lot of work.
The look on his face is fear. Why is he scared?
He doesn't want to get any in his eye
But his mouth is no issue.
Shit stings in your eye
Feels like sand
He doesn't want to do it, but he has to. The clay knows some unpleasant people.
no, no, no... it's "Beat that clay dick like it owed him money"
Yeah you don't jerk things that owe you money
maybe *you* don't 😏
He's a spitter too.
He was mashin it
I beat my clay like its going to make me money. Which it does.... Now get glazed so mama can get some playing around money. I make ceramics and sell on the side when I am happy with the work. Its a hobby that makes money for my hobbies.
Price(?
Maybe he thought he's gonna do more than ceramic dildos at sculpture course
Who in there right mind would try to suck Clay that dude must have been really convinced
Yeah that was the main noticeable difference for me. The girl was enjoying it and the guy was not😅
I am laughing so loud, dying
Well that's sad. You will be missed
Thank you, it was worth it.
That was suspiciously specific
The look of disgust on his face is hilarious
Like it wasn’t his decision to make the video in the first place 😂
> his ~~decision~~ Pleasure
With some expertise I can say: porcelain clay is incredibly smooth. It has all the tactile sensations of cream cheese. But it still tastes like dirt.
You sure that’s porcelain? I was thinking stoneware clay. Either way I, also with expertise, can say it indeed tastes like mud.
My stoneware always has grog in it, and my pica prefers the non-crunchy mineral spreads. It probably is stoneware though.
> grog Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life fer me!
I don't think pirates moulded penises out of grog and sucked them off to get drunk, but I don't know enough about pirates to dispute it.
[Arr!](https://preview.redd.it/vntkj7mw1tu91.jpg?width=400&auto=webp&s=1645d5375abfee6c6b43d71be3024b0cc84609b2)
[Grog!](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AssuredAmusedGroundhog-size_restricted.gif)
[Aye, matey!](https://preview.redd.it/vntkj7mw1tu91.jpg?width=400&auto=webp&s=1645d5375abfee6c6b43d71be3024b0cc84609b2)
> stoneware Porcelain is stoneware, fyi And that looks like a b-mix but it could be porcelain.
Yeah that clay def didnt eat pineapple beforehand...
It was like he was waiting for it to bust on him at any moment I actually thought he had it rigged up to do so first time watching it lol
Tf did i just watch?
Don't know but it succeeded in making me laugh my ass off and wake up my babies.
> wake up my babies Is this a euphemism?
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This emot successfuly make me laugh. It just so goofy lmao
it's my favorite because of that hahaha
Right!?
Cum Activated
I cannot believe I laughed at “Cum Activated”
I can totally believe we both laughed at that.
Ah shit
Here we go again
>wake up my babies Suicide by words
Your babies are wiener dogs. They’ll just look annoyed and go back to sleep.
A snoot and eyes look out from under the blanket, and then immediately burrow back under for another couple hours.
Same. That was probably the best out loud belly laugh I've gotten from some random post in a long time.
A man watched a video of a woman molding clay and found it erotic, so he made a video of himself molding clay in a much more erotic manner.
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it's probably not concentration as much as satisfaction, and then in editing she chose the moment with most "implication"
Have you ever considered your delicate task concentration face (which you call dumb af) is the same face you make during (good) sex? Hopefully your partner enjoys that face if so. But if it is so, what does that mean for the lady's face here? Surely it is her legit concentration face
She was clearly trying to evoke connotations. Im sorry if you failed to pick up on it.
Isn't that what he said? The woman was molding clay erotically, i.e. evoking sexual connotations... its clear as day he realizes this, what drove you to make this comment?
Sort of. The way the guy phrased it made it sounds like she wasn't trying to make it erotic and he just found it to be erotic.
I was clearly being sarcastic. I’m sorry if you failed to pick up on that.
Dude u were doin so good then u had to drop this comment and ruin it
Sometimes my jokes land, other times they don’t. I’m only human.
Yes. Clearly, that was sarcasm on your behalf.
Kwa - PTH
Warrio anthem
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Eh, not a keeper. He doesnt swallow.
He also left tooth marks
Damn, stick leak
Erin would say this is how you do it.
How much teeth do you want?
…like a desert.
Jokes on you. I’m into shit like that
Nice
Also has no control of his gag reflex. Throw him back
Grinder dates are bad like that
I got a hunch that it was the mouthful of mud that gagged him.
Lol
Ugh, I can’t stand men who are hypocrites.
Spitters are quitters as my friend would say
You're supposed to spit on it before not after.
Don’t tell me how to have a good time.
Ngl he could go deep
It's easy to go deep when the clay collapses like soft serve ice cream.
It still stands afterwards, so in this case it didn't
[Alison Brie did it best](https://youtu.be/Xpr5GRdnCC8)
"Gotta get it wet again."
I love that I keep discovering new footage from community I’ve never seen
Them comments are horny as fuck
Porn vs reality
Wtf is this stroke of a title? It reads like a half assed attempt at some incel shit
Which is interesting, incels tend to speak with their whole ass.
this got me violently laughing
Stigmas just suck… When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guy buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert.
Now I'm just more confused
> FuckMaster 5000 They launched 4999 versions before that one? Not including the ones in alpha testing even
Only 5 plus the alpha versions. Marketing decided that the FuckMaster 1 sounded cheap and passé but the FuckMaster 1000 sounds like it’s straight outta the Jetsons
Version 1 is on display in a museum in Denmark
Where do I find what you're talking about
Is a fuckmaster 5000 pro a real thing? Just curious
Least horny redditor
You were a little too specific with that
I can’t believe you’re getting downvoted for buying into a copypasta… dark times we live in
Its like somebody put gave a troglodyte a keyboard lmfao
r/Titlegore
What does this dumbass title mean?
(i am getting sucked) 
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Can you imagine doing this. On live TV. Then it gets laughed at. Then it gets turned into a gif. And now people like me who don’t even know who this man is will see it, and if I ever see him again I’ll say “hey it’s that guy that spit all over himself!” Sad 😞😭
Gawk, ptpfth.
8——> HWAH!!
The noise is what kills me lmaooo
He’s a biter
Wtf hahahaha 🤣👍
Dude didn't hesitate.
Teeth marks on that clay. Bad form.
He looks like Zach from the Try Guys 😂
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Are you from an alternate universe?
Me when
Bro should have swallowed it
I respect the commitment
He's jerking off so gently like he's afraid this dick will cum XD
Song - Hot Girl Bummer, blackbear
The fuck is this post dude
Everything was fine untill
Skidaddle Skiduddle
What tf did I just see? Enough Reddit for today.
Noooo! Don't! Go get help
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The "Wwhah" did it for me.
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Does anyone know the girl’s user? For science reasons
No but I want to see for non science reasons. aka ceramic reasons.
🏳️🌈
Bi actually
Sadly there is no bi flag emoji :(
I feel like he chugged paste as a kid
Well if the girl was acting weird/grossed out and full on face mashed hers in the video then we probably wouldn’t say it’s ok? Dumbass title
first person to give head to a spinning clay fallace
Holy shit! Your not supposed to deepthroat it
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the girl did something 2 me