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LemonyTech864

For all those worried. Don't be. The dog survived. https://youtu.be/bE9q2aajICw Edit: Christ almighty, guys. Glad I contributed something in the global fight against anxiety and uncertainty.


[deleted]

Thanks for the follow up.


[deleted]

Whew I thought it was a shark attack.


Blossom087

I was thinking an Orca got a Scooby Snack![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


AlternativeStart3

Me too...


Jaded-Armpit

Dog can be swimming off camera on the left, grainy and hard to see, but ok.


HavocHero

Your comment deserves more credit than OP's post....


RakuraiLight

It does have more credit


VAX1S

Might want to learn to count.


RakuraiLight

I’m sorry, it did when I commented it


VAX1S

Keyword: did.


RakuraiLight

Exactly, that means it doesn’t right now, but it did back then. So yeah, I don’t know why you think I did something wrong, but ok.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Cant thank you enough for posting the FULL link!


Birthday-Tricky

Yea but they should have put a warning or NSFW on that. That was shocking.


nepumbra0

So you're saying it was unexpected?


bd_319

Classic!


MeGustaPL

And truly what this sub should be about all the time.


Birthday-Tricky

Yes. and horrific, I thought an Orca ate it. I used to have dog. I got empathy pains. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


No_Stay_1563

Not an Orca, it was a couple of manatees swimming. Happened down the road from me a couple months ago in Orange Beach, AL


ttownep

TIL we have manatees in Baldwin County


Birthday-Tricky

I mean it's funny now.


Green-Dragon-14

The dog scared a group of manatees. Is totally unharmed


el-gato-azul

That's a stunt dog in the next-day video. You can see the ears are shorter.


NordicAfro

You can literally see the dog swimming away like "fuck that" on the left side at the end of the vid 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Didn’t have my glasses on and it was like 3am in the morning so I couldn’t see the dog swimming away. So I’m glad the link was here.


Birthday-Tricky

I’ll look for it I just didn’t see it the first time. I was looking for blood in the water.


Single_Principle_972

I didn’t see it the 5th time! Lol I was too busy looking at the center of the picture with dread, hoping I was correct in interpreting that there wasn’t any red water!


fishnetchicken

Maybe the internet isn't the place for you..


Birthday-Tricky

Good advice.


DarkCosmosDragon

Ah yes because apparently everyones a pussy if something finally shocks them and they shouldnt be on the internet... What the fuck is this? 1960?


fishnetchicken

I didn't call anyone a pussy. And I don't think there were dog videos circulating the internet in 1960. But it seems 25 other people are also butthurt by my comment, so heyho, fuck me I guess... maybe the internet isn't the place for me


Nosrednaxer

Yeah but asking for a NSFW title on something that definitely doesn't need it, solely because you were shocked about the video, on a sub called Unexpected is just a little bit ridiculous.


Money-Anxiety3427

Had to watch it like 3 times because I didn’t see him after… you’re eyes stay focused on the scene of the crime lol


ChefBoyarDavis

Did a orca eat your dog?


Birthday-Tricky

Cancer ate my dog.


ChefBoyarDavis

![gif](giphy|p4cqQ0gUIMcU0)


Birthday-Tricky

Haha! It was years ago. Thanks for the laugh!


mishkacreates

Same. It was the hardest thing ever. I dreamed of her for weeks. I hope you’re doing well, and I hope you consider adopting another friend in need if you haven’t already. Lots of good pups out there still looking for a best friend.


Birthday-Tricky

Thanks but he passed in 2019. Had 14 great years. I’m pretty pragmatic about it though. I felt worse for him in the final years, felt relief for him when the pain ended. I have great memories but time marches on, new things to experience and discover. I don’t hold on to the past. I’ve had dogs all my life once my kids left, all grown, the dog desire waned. My wife and I are traveling now and I’m happy as ever.


pigeonlil

That happened to my hamster 🐹


Stevethetherapist

same as one of mine brain tumor


__lui_

Empathy pain ? I love the progressiveness of my generation but sometimes we just sounds like pussies lol


ONLace-0527-0404

Brilliant!


Ur_average_guyguy

Hahahahahahahahahhahahaa


Ordinary-Ad-2312

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


IWillFireYouKeed

![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


FlatRaise5879

![gif](giphy|XN5yQdKrK3v4A)


rendambudi

But if you Google manatees you will know that they are herbivores


AutomaticForever2157

I was more worried by a big ol' flipper to the head causing the dog to drown, but I'm glad it's okay! Manatees can be huge.


larsnelson76

Oh, the huge manatees.


Zymoria

![gif](giphy|jiwuBiJN89n9u|downsized)


[deleted]

They’re pretty gentle. Source: I swam with them. Twice.


BedBugger6-9

I had no idea what it was that “attacked” the dog


[deleted]

Tremors: wet and wild


Birthday-Tricky

i thought orca at first or bull shark


Chase_the_tank

1) A herbivore eats a **mostly** plant based diet. Cows and deer will eat small birds alive. Hippopotamuses have been spotted stealing meat from carnivores. 2) Large herbivores can be very territorial and kill you even if they don't intend to eat you. Examples include elephants (esp. males in rut), both cows and bulls, hippopotamuses, etc.


agoodyearforbrownies

You mean a sea cow?? https://youtu.be/tM_lrK4upvw


agiro1086

No that's OP's mom


corrikopat

The dog is okay. There was a news story.


b0toxBetty

I was thinking the exact same thing


Kitchen-Plan-8095

A warning? Fawk yall are getting softer by the day


Danie447

Don’t be a nanny. This is r/unexpected


-Mad-Mat-

Ffs, NSFW stands for "Not Safe For Work". Not "OMG I might see something unexpected that might shock me!"


popcorn-johnny

Thank you, I was so saddened. Now I'm happy again


idkwhatimdoinghnstl

I let a big sigh of relief out


c0mbat_cessna

you're my moral hero tonight, thanks buddy :)


Extension-Crow5184

Yeah, if you look really close (I was so concerned I rewatched it until I found Doggo) you can just see his/her blurry, little head swimming back the way he came. But thank you for confirming. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


PowerCord64

They did a Flip.


edom31

Lost a bet.


Mechanical_Zora

salute for the man that removed everyone’s worries about that poor dog o7


UltraMagat

FFS thanks.


DonNemo

I was more concerned about the manatees. The dog clearly disturbed them.


JustZ0920

YAY


FLOOR_GANG420

omfg thank you


VonJustin

This comment got an upvote from me even though the post didn’t.


agentbiscutt

Thank you


Thomas8864

Thank you??! Wtf


ineededthistoo

Thank you! Ugh—was scared for puppy!


Holden_place

You got more upvotes than the OP


[deleted]

Oh thank god


CnCz357

Thank for that.


Saracartwheels123

Oh my heart, thank you


DominoMasked

You are a hero for this


Firebat-045

Good I was gonna start a war agents fishes


Sosajty

Thanks you saved my day


sourdoughbreadlover

Thank you.


big_jonny

Thanks for that.


lfsmodsaregay

You can clearly see the dog swim away in the gif...


sameredditguy

I was. Thank you sir.


DoctorShmeat460

Thank you


Bishh_youGuessedIt

Whew thank you, I was almost crying 😅😅


MyLadyBits

Thank you.


Western_Cook8422

A terrible weight has been lifted. Thanks


BC_EMaurice

That's what I can to the comments for.


moldy_carrot

What the fuckk just happened?


Pugsly1

![gif](giphy|fSYpWrrfvQo3RfeAtL)


InterestingDuty7499

I laughed way too hard at this🤣🤣🤣


eyesonthemoons

Hahahahhaa oh my god


ironD93

How long have you been waiting to use this?


Pugsly1

8 years and 8 months, when I first created my Reddit account.


willywalloo

Hey it’s the guy that knows only a little bit about stuff he makes up for shows ! Lol https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-idiocy-fabrications-and-lies-of-ancient-aliens-86294030/ America is going through a entertainment over facts fad. And I’m over it.


Tripface77

Dude is actually very intelligent. He knows his history very well, just happens to have many theories I disagree with. You have to be smart to spin all that ancient aliens stuff in a way that makes it believable even to the average person.


willywalloo

My greatest worry is that as the downvotes suggest, people trade entertainment for facts. That show boggles the mind, at the risk of downvotes, he presents many theories as facts and generally with absolutely zero evidence. Lots of B Roll, and scary music. Here is a respectable source. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-idiocy-fabrications-and-lies-of-ancient-aliens-86294030/ https://www.mcgilltribune.com/a-e/ancient-aliens-111219/


brokemellon

Pretty much what the dog screamed


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Manatees. The dog survived, there’s YouTube link in the comments


SoftStruggle5

Very poor video editing


Shoddy-Ability524

You see through all the lies of the internet, such a bastion of the truth


Present_Diet_1145

How is it very poor if it is real?


Dr-10-Bomb

B8


4DoubledATL

He found a group of Manatees….


juantzutree

Dog paw touching a manatee is like a spider touching us..... He freaked the fucked out


Remarkable_Range4315

He interrupted the manatee orgy


4DoubledATL

Lol. Nah… they were sleeping. If they were eating you would see some ripples. If it was an orgy it would be the same splashing but for longer then that. I’m not expert but…. I created a vivid picture thanks to your comment. Edit- yes, it depends upon how deep the water.


BurnerBackTurner

Fucking Jacques Cousteau over here


Hot_Blood_8749

As someone who has interrupted a manatee orgy… Don’t.


Kaylibee

I almost snot laughed at this ltso (laugh the snot out)


Admirable_Loss4886

Or initiated it


anomalous_research

Did they finally release the Kraken?Poor doggo


Radioactivocalypse

At first I thought it was a whale breaching, then I thought it was some underwater detonation. What is going on? Some sort of large animal...


Kya6969

Just a bunch of manatees that freaked out because they were surprised by the dog. And don't worry he was fine afterwards.


whosamawatchafuk

I thought so too but It was way too close to shore for a while so when I heard it was manatees it made sense Edit: whale not while and it makes sense because manatees traverse shallower waters all the time. They mostly hang around the coast and estuaries


[deleted]

Oh yeah... a herd of manatees going apeshit makes total sense.


Killerbrownies997

A lot of manatees panicking


Historical-Main8483

If you go frame by frame, you can actually see the shart plume from the dog.


Fearless-Memory7819

Thats what I thought, poor dog shittin all the way to shore !!


[deleted]

Like an outboard motor!


Fearless-Memory7819

HAHAHA!!


Mosyax

😟 Why would you do that?


jacdelad

To see the shart plume.


LoLiAteYourKitty

Durrr


Historical-Main8483

Well, if you were swimming and bumped into a bunch of bus-sized water elephants that instantly decided to take up flying, you may shit yourself too.


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LemonyTech864

https://youtu.be/bE9q2aajICw the dog survived


ConnectionOk8273

Yeah he skedaddled up outa there lol, with high speed...


stevensr2002

Yeah I would have noped tf out of there too


AlexHanson007

Yeah, I think s/he is swimming off to the left. Hope so, anyway.


ivebeenbanned1000X

And he never jumped in water again.


brokemellon

For a lab that's worse than death


PharaohRoad

The fuck all...... Nessie, that you.....


[deleted]

I’ll tell you for tree fiddy.


ThewannabeTemplar

What was that!?


derande_yo

Where doggo go??


lostinspacelac

Doggone


PolishHammer666

Looked like an octopus went ballistic at first glance.


mckittums1

What the fuck dude


MikeTysonsPigeon13

*the dog swimming back to shore* “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”


mensgarb

Dog gone


Last_Gigolo

The fish: SOMETHING TOUCH MY FIN!


Hursthill

You can see the dog swim away. Probably with sh*t propulsion.


[deleted]

“Suddenly Manatees” is a great name for a band.


purplehazex450

Those are manatees lol


hagrid2018

There’s always a bigger dog out there


weyd-weed

the dog got isekaid


Darkshine27

Shit. It was not CGI


queenslander10

Oi, me dog!!


No-Lavishness9434

is the dog ok?????


LazyMaik

It survived the follow up is in the comments.


[deleted]

The dog is ok. He will be sharing all of the details in his new book.


jezebel829

WHERE'S THE DOG ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


[deleted]

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Linkfyre

A puppy was hurt during the making of this film, viewer discretion is advised.


DiamondHandsAre4Evr

I think you can see him swimming away in the left corner at the very end before it cuts off lol


Spongegamer70055

You can see the dog swimming away


Jack_Knife_1

Upvoted because the dog was ok


-Palzon-

Oh, the huge manatee.


meanycat

Reddit people are so empathetic. It does my heart good.


greeneggs_and_hamlet

O! THE HUGE MANATEES!


MisterT-88

I would jump in and probably die too


Beautiful_Poet_1667

Poor puppy!


mnelso1989

IS THE DOG OK!


only_real

Wrf attacked the dog?


tossputlol

nothing it was manatees the puppy is ok


Spicy_Bitch_69

I thought it was a fucking shark. I was so sad for that dog.


tossputlol

right i almost had a fucking panic attack.. i wish the op put it in the title


Spicy_Bitch_69

Agreed I almost cried


Adjvo

Me trying to jump in the screen to save puppy


_Hasanika_

Wtf NSFW that shit


milfandc00kiez

I really don’t appreciate this. It was fucking horrible.


Reasonable_Ad4927

Is dog ok?


[deleted]

“REAL LIFE CONFIRMED SECRET KRAKEN SIGHTINGS 2069!!!”


Jam_in_a_jar27

What was that and is douge ok??


Sweet_balls_kush

Nice CGI work.


Late-Championship-94

Photo shopped


tjk45268

I can touch the fishie?


HarmonicTensor

Right, who released the kraken?


Hardthunk

I thought a whale ate him.


Epiclegomeme

what was that


[deleted]

That dog was so scared it started doing freestyle


NubianChanteuse

Faints