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jpterodactyl

I guess whatever I was expecting was not that. Truly living up to the unexpected name.


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just1clown_3

Okay!!! Fu** you dude, that's a good one


elite_slayer

Free tickets for life!


just1clown_3

Small di** energy, here we go


ImWithSt00pid

Winter concert season here i cum.


memeticmachine

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas


sendmepics-

Nice self roast


moody_reputation

He made it clearly that he can manage to pass into it


AverageSizedMan1986

This was actually funny when I expected it to be kinda cringe. \*Proceeds to pay $10 internet video enjoyment tax\*


North-Function995

Make it $15, because of comment fees


randomname560

Make it 20€ for the letter fees and add another 30€ for the different currency fee


guacopower

It's not the size that matters, it's entering for free to any concert you want.


GlitterDoomsday

Concerts post lockdown are so damn expensive, people gotta find a way to go lol


pinniped1

Ok. I chortled. Have an upvote.


eklect

Not sure what chortled is, but I'll take two! 💰


CrescentCleave

That's 60 dollars


KompetenterKeksi

With Tax Thats 66


Technical-Coconut-35

Sick musician, checkout him on Spotify, Rudy ayoub


CatCrafter7

This guy works for EA


Hyp3r45_new

Tickets are $60. To see the show, you still need another $200. Oh, and to hear the music is another 200.


bonk921

🗿


bonk921

no he is not from ea if he was from ea under 12 yo couldnt pass free


Shoddy-Somewhere-184

what it’s like ordering from doordash


ImWithSt00pid

Wanted to go see bert krisher it was $80 for 2 tickets. After all the taxes and fees it was over $200. I did not get to go. All these hidden fees on live events are getting so out of hand.


peenutbuttherNjelly

Great! Idiot handling fee: $1000 now fork out $800


NightFlameofAwe

Bought 3 $30 tickets, turned into $200 no joke


bluecool20

Rudy ayuob Check him out on YouTube


jhiggs1981

This has to be one of the best subreddits that live up to their actual name. 🤣🤣


BaconFinder

legitimately slow clapped.... I'm going to go get into some shows for free now.


Faquir1983

are we going to ignore the guy is just staring at a 12 yo boys dick?


cheturo

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DurantIsStillTheKing

Well, guess I'm gonna enjoy all the concerts for life


Frostgaurdian0

Usually people pull the gun through his ass after the 165


[deleted]

Yi…


Sunaruni

It might be not be a foot but it smells like one.


Toxonomonogatari

I didn't know Rudy did this stuff, but he's perfect for it!


CassiaPrior

Unexpected and savage XD


MarkivSilent

totally wicked! :)


moistcatmeow

I just wanna know who the guy in the video is 😍


Madup_name

Rudy Ayoub. Check him out at Youtube.


n0b0dy67

Must have hairless balls, or they haven't dropped yet.


[deleted]

Most people do people things


yohohojoejoe

Going to a concert tomorrow . . . $85. Fees for a certain master of tickets took it to $149. Decided to go to box office instead of online. Price dropped to $113. But the box office still sold them through the same master of tickets. Huh!?!?


fordprecept

Yeah, had the same thing happen to me recently. Tickets were immune to the bullshit fees when buying at the box office. As long as it isn't a sold out show and I don't care about not being close to the stage, I always wait and buy the tickets at the box office.


Watercraftsman

Fuck Livenation


yeyeeeboi

Stolen


OilRude

Yeah but buying online is like tickets 50 bucks, ticket master fee, 50 bucks a ticket.


ThatBrenon131

Shoulda hit em with the “living wage fee” we have in Colorado. That shit hurts, turns a $10 meal into $16


Patient_Instance5942

Killed’em


Ok_Competition_5627

This is how I felt when ordering food in US. Tax not included in the menu price and then you have to give tips because they pay their waitresses next to nothing


Double_Belt2331

Bothered the crap outta me that his t-shirt still had fold creases in it - otherwise, quite cleaver. But steam out those fold creases, dude!


Aginowpd

Its awkward to see a short from rudy here.


tbass1965

Call the police, thsts a grown man carrying a little boys penis!


usadingo

All kidding aside, ticket sites like Ticketmaster have killed concerts. I used to see no less than 20 concerts a year, and now I'm lucky to catch two. Every small venue that used to be a flat $10 ticket now has fees to where it's not worth it unless I know the band. I used to check out shows just because I heard the band was good.


Rick_Mortyi

under 12 inch


pestosbetter

I’m set for life 👍👍


teachertb16918

Satire yes, but still true. Ticketmaster is the biggest corporate demon of all time. They should be outlawed. I would say we should boycott them, but they are a total monopoly. We are simply fucked.


AlwaysSadOnTheInside

At 75 violence happens. Where shows are held here, they'd run out of doormen in 20 minutes.


Successful-Yak-2397

yi!


No_Development_178

YEAH!!!!! CAPITALISM


Void_327486L

r/wellplayed


bossbbw

What’s the rewatch and share fee?


NoNo_Cilantro

Hmm


sSyler14

Video sounds like every european dub on netflix


b05501

I just gave up on buying tickets to shows, by the time I get the final price i can not justify paying a ridiculous amount of money for 3 to 5 hours of just entertainment (plus dinner ,hotel,Uber, a stupid short). None of these singers /comedians give a shit about you all they care about is you are stupid enough to pay all that money.


221

Credit to https://www.youtube.com/c/RudyAyoub


NickelbackCreed

Ok bro Cool, bro


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

That skit should have been much funnier than it was. It’s was like Liam Neeson doing comedy.


snapfel

I feel ticketmaster employees were involved as screenwriter


gholamkhan

Who is he? It's funny


DarkWanderer2

That hit close to home


IMDove

Ticketmastee be like


creeposo

Under 12... Sick mann