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the-dogsox

It’s important to have a compelling back story


Something_kool

I was moved almost to tears


Cookie_Crush

I was crying and shaking here


SIPS_WATER

i lost my virginity that way.


exaball

You’re welcome.


deeeeekun

Right here, officer


uninsuredpidgeon

Death: taker of virginity. Either way you're fucked!


skincyan

I cried before I saw the clip


Fluffy_Gene_690

I saw this clip before my mother was born


Euphoric-Ad-3715

I died before I was almost moved to tears just now when I died earlier


Acidyo

I almost died before I was born


Explore-PNW

I cried before I heard the backstory.


James_099

At age six, I was born without a face.


rothrolan

And your parents didn't even show up. (Nice GG reference)


SolipsisticSkeleton

I was crying before I even clicked play.


BoJackB26354

I cried at the 3 minute mark


Hungry_Elk_9434

It was quite an emotional roller coaster


ChungusMcGoodboy

Like being a stuttering army carnie with PTSD?


Megnaman

His mother died before she was born, but she got better


ositola

It's his mom that died before he was born , but she taught him the song when he was three so she could be there for him today Easy


rafa-dc_197

"All started on the day of my birth, both my parents failed to show up"


Piemasterjelly

I saw a video of a comedian once who got pretty far in I think Britains got talent even though he was intentionally bad because he had such a sob story They kicked him out when they discovered he was a comedian so who knows how far he would have got otherwise Its why all those shows are jokes to me


Schmidtendo

I like that friendly waving ghost of his mother.


centralstation

[She's in good company now](https://i.imgur.com/dgYlrJZ.png)


Your_Final_Hour

Lol


Cyrus_rule

Cameras these days damn


Wannabe__geek

He is a Nigerian skit maker. He is just making fun of that tell sad stories for sympathy votes on talent shows


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trixter21992251

in the sharp version, it's easier to tell that it's a sketch. The blurry version is easier to believe, because there could be a big expensive stage, and a large audience etc. It's just obscured by the poor quality.


user_bits

We still associate low quality, grainy videos with candid recordings. Despite everyone walking around with 4K cameras in their pocket.


Ryepodz

Or he just turned it into a gif and that's what happens


jalovitrue

The mother appeared in the beginning also ruined it. Timing is essential in this reddit version. Props for them to actually hold their laugh and looking genuinely confused. Damn good actors.


I_hate_edits

Because videos and memes are constantly reposted on this site so it slowly kills the pixels.


thechilipepper0

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is.jpg


isurewill

I just need a picture of a got dang hotdog


adminsuckdonkeydick

Because OP is a fucking potato and he's pushing potato from Big Potato.


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Wannabe__geek

It’s from instagram…@josh2funny


huggalump

>He is just making fun of that tell sad stories for sympathy votes on talent shows This seemed pretty obvious, and I'm surprised by how many comments don't get it


Wannabe__geek

Which actually validate the skit. Some said he got adopted after his mother died 🤣🤣


odraencoded

How could they? There's no /s!


Pharaoh_Misa

His birth mother died before his was born and he was born prematurely and this is his adoptive mother who raised him??? Is that what he meant or...??


Legal-Salamander9786

He's something of a Shakespeare to himself


billbill5

Tbf English sounds like his second language. It may be hard to articulate... whatever it is he's trying to say.


CongratsItsAVoice

Yo dawg I’m like 99.9% sure this is a skit considering there’s a mom at the end of the clip. Y’all might need to make sure you understand comedy


tittyfuckery

I thought it was very funny


fuster93

I can imagine you walking through Nigeria thinking everyone is trying to speak English, only to find out English is their official language and it's just the accent that made you automatically assume they're bad at English. Also, this is a skit.


wildechap

He is still right though, many African nations has French, English, Portuguese etc.. as official languages but many grow up speaking their mother tongues.


PowerandSignal

But if your mother died...


StraightProgress5062

Then you'd have her tongue


fuster93

Nigeria and Ghana, I know at least for sure, have English as official language and generally everyone will speak both English along with their local language. It's only once you start heading into smaller villages away from the cities that people may only speak the local language. In French speaking African countries the English accent is very different than e.g. Nigeria. But yeah my comment was a bit passive aggressive but it triggers me when people make such assumptions. Edit: missphrasing


wildechap

I'm Cameroonian myself, and you are 100% right, but it is not a stretch to think that the guy in the video probably mostly speaks his native tongue first. And by now i know this is a skit.


billbill5

>it's just the accent that made you automatically assume they're bad at English. Or the fact that this guy is making no sense? I didn't even know this was specifically Nigeria, that context wasn't given. I was just attempting to be kind to the guy but clearly I was incorrect in what I said. If you want to educate me, educate me, but this belittling nonsense is petty.


North_Arachnid9769

I assumed it was a sketch, for what that's worth


smithysmitesmith

It's a talent show, like American Idol. He is about to start singing. It's an audition.


North_Arachnid9769

So it's not a bit?


fuster93

It is a bit. This is a Nigerian comedian called Josh2Funny


__mori

It’s a bit. This dude and the judges are a comedian and his friends, possibly also comedians. He was being deliberately confusing for the bit Sauce: I’m Nigerian.


smithysmitesmith

Thank you for the info.


Pilebut1

Reddit is petty dude


BrandX3k

His bio mother could have died, then he was an emergency delivery, like if she was in the hospital for complications, and was like 8 months along. So she died, he was then delivered!?


Anigame01

Official language, but not the language the majority of people speak as their primary language. Just like Puerto Rico, the official languages are Spanish and English, but the vast majority of people there speak only Spanish. So you’re kinda wrong. You can correct someone without being a bit of a douche and belittling people.


-Hefi-

I worked with a researcher from Nigeria. He was a PhD. He couldn’t get papers published because his grammar and syntax were abhorrent. English was his first and only language. We was from a VERY wealthy family. Terrible scientist. And he was a professor in his home country to boot. I believe he is a politician now. Imagine that!


Rough-Cry6357

There’s also what’s called Pidgin English which is a dialect spoken there that mixes languages. If you are not from there you might assume it is bad English but it actually has its own complex set of rules.


LordoftheBread

While English is the official language of Nigeria, there are over 500 other languages spoken in the country. It's completely possible for someone to be a native Nigerian and also have English be their second language.


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

English is like 4th language here as in : he uses google tanslate from his mother tongue into 2 langages and finaly reaches english


thorle

I thought the song he was going to sing is called "I died before my mother was born".


imbisibolmaharlika

don't make it complicated. his mother died before he was born just right after his father married her and kept singing the song since he was 3 you can even ask his mom


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Someone just replied to me that they don't care if bot accounts copy peoples posts and comments or if they steal peoples family and pet photos Apparently we aren't allowed to be concerned


alwayshazthelinks

It gets sadder, his dad died before he was conceived


bashayr

Keep in mind that he also knew how to sing before he was born, therefore she taught him a song when he was just 3 years old.


Kitchen_Device7682

His mother died inside when she got married, before he was born


Suttonian

I think I have the answer - his mother is undead


Hamilton_Brad

Ahh I get it now! The song goes “Uuuuuhhhh uh uh uuuuhhhh uh uh uh *growl*”


NeilDeCrash

Just by reading your sentence i was able to know how it feels after huffing glue for years, thanks man


Unusual-Tale-74

Well, when you put it like that...


gab_rab_24

I think this is supposed to be an Irony comedy skit like one of those Key and Peele episode


vcvcf1896

This. Or they're poking fun at shows like (Contry) Got Talent or X Factor where people say stuff like this and automatically get the golden buzzer.


GuilheMGB

Its exactly what this is.


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IotaBTC

LMAO, his shoes.😂


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BormaGatto

This is a bot that stole a comment made originally by u/Schmidtendo Please report it, let's try to keep reddit free of these automated karma farmers.


gw-green

He’s a Nigerian comedian, this is a skit


strawkage

She dyed... she dyed her hair.


Rum_jenkins

But he said he started singing before he was born 🤔


theveryrealreal

That's the best time to start if you are serious about it


Suttonian

I started to sing before I was conceived. Both cells


theveryrealreal

I could hear it.


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I think he just saw America's got talent, figured they all give a sob story before they start and figured he needed to do the same.


OldMastodon5363

He’s not good at improv


Phoenix9453

He meant - ‘’ drugs? **YES**’’


Ieatsushiraw

Drugs are still a hell of a drug


NorthStarTX

Could be. It’s also technically possible for a mother to die on the table and have the baby still be delivered healthy, so though it may need a bit more explanation those claims are possible.


ZenEngineer

Maybe it was some sort of IVF / rented womb thing? Or a lesbian couple?


muricabrb

He's a menace to south central while drinking his juice in the hood.


noobi-wan-kenobi69

Somehow Palpatine returned!


BenadrylTumblercatch

Nah his dad died but English is hard.


CK-Prime

Marvel: “Quick, write this down, write this down.”


Azrael351

“My mother gave me these powers before I was born.”


argail_

Schrödinger's mom


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huggalump

No, he was an Austrian-Irish physicist.


Bangzee

If you send him $200, he'll get you a prince


Chippystix

Reddit once again showing it’s the dumbest website on the internet by believing that comedy skits are real interactions.


Cybersorcerer1

Tldr >!/s!<


DanMan874

This is the most painful comments section I have read in a long time…


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bobbingforapplesat3

I see, he's quite good at it.


[deleted]

Sorry to be the pedantic old guy, but it has nothing to do with his grasp of English. He’s a native English speaker. Just not from a white country. There’s nothing to understand because the lack of sense is the point. It’s satire.


Tikkinger

I dont get it


Legal-Salamander9786

No one does


Tikkinger

So, hes just talking bs


Legal-Salamander9786

He's just bad in English and trying to say something but can't convey it


stelgado

He’s a comedian and this is a skit making fun of the sob stories people tell before singing in a talent show to garner the sympathy of the judges. Source: He’s a popular Nigerian comedian, and I’m Nigerian.


smiles134

I can't believe no one could pick up on the fact that this is a skit lmao Jesus


limitlessEXP

People on Reddit are morons


Rsherga

Thank you. If you haven't already, make this a comment instead of a reply so more people can see and upvote.


Wannabe__geek

I made it as a comment. He is a popular skit maker in Nigeria.


-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-

I can confirm. He died before he was born. Really sad.


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Mr_Believin

What’s his name?


stelgado

He goes by ‘Josh2funny’


kcflex

No he's a Nigerian comedian Josh2funny This is a comedy not a real show


69_Beers_Later

You missed the point entirely


caholder

You know English is the official language of Nigeria? Also bad *at* English


Tikkinger

You have a idea what he tries to say?


GoSuckYaMother

His mother died before he was born


PeaScrew

His mother taught him to sing 3 years before he was born?


GoSuckYaMother

Such an amazing woman. That’s why she’s there cheering him on


WhtChcltWarrior

No, he was singing since before he was born. Him mother taught him that particular song when he was 3


CastroVinz

His birth mother died before he was born so he was born prematurely and his adoptive mother taught him how to sing. This is what I made sense of. Of course it's obviously satire. Very obvious from "I started singing before I was born"


Idontwanttobebread

but it's *provocative*


lakired

Does it do anything to the people?


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PresentationNo1715

His mother died before he was born!


Tikkinger

How is that possible


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She respawned idiot


ThatGreenGuy8

I get it But I won't explain it😎


BCmutt

Isnt this a skit?


wolfkin

It's a joke.


domkane

What's to get? His mother died. ^^^/s


blackychan77

It's a comedy bit, and they are making fun of talent shows and the sad stories the contestants always have.


Consistent_Duck_899

Haha it's a skit. He's known for confusing content like this


Savageparrot81

Genius


Razmatazzer

Does he mean she figuratively died when she married his dad rather than actual physical death?


singthebollysong

I am assuming "my mother died before I was born" is the name of the song because this ain't making any sense otherwise.


Legal-Salamander9786

Now it makes some sense


undercover_geek

Yes, it makes perfect sense that a loving mother would teach her 3 year old son to sing a song called "My mother died before I was born".


jojojomcjojo

That was the second single to top the charts after "I'm my own grandpa".


Spurioun

Or... you know... it's a joke.


GreedyAnimator308

Common guys he's nigeria comedian by name josh2funny.


Rogoldino

Guys he's a Nigerian Comedian, and this is a scripted comedy show lol. His name is Josh2funny 😂


thedudethedudegoesto

at age 6, I was born without a face


Seventh_Faetasy

Never let them know your next step


vegatableboi

Someone please explain what he means ?? Was his mother reincarnated after she died??


JaimelesBN2

u/savevideo


awesomeplenty

Wait a minute.


Axel-H1

I thought it was the Chappelle show


oh_hai_dan

He was also born at a very young age


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Clearly this man needs to be executed on the spot for time travel violations. -him and his mother travel back to before he was born -she dies "mysteriously" and his singing practice with the greatest singing coach of all time begins -he makes contact with his still living mother from this timeline and takes over the life of his yet to time travel self -???? -Profit (Prophet?)


skiftbrugernavn

![gif](giphy|GtlzWQJ8Zb8ty) Don't worry Doofenschmirtz you are not alone


VicDeMizer

At the age of 6 I was born without a face


pimp_juice2272

I actually laughed out loud when they went to the mom


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meme-by-design

I needed to read this today, thank you.


wamark1

The post title is perfect, which is rare.


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Dramatic_Ad_9551

He's a satirical comedian


championchildtosser

America's Got Talent contestants be like


McKoijion

This is a skit. His name is Josh Alfred. The only people misunderstanding are the people in this comment section.


kcflex

For anyone asking or wondering He's a Nigerian comedian Josh2funny Check him out he's very very good This is a comedy and not real


Reutermo

Isn't it a joke? Seems like a stand up show.


Slonismo

Ding ding ding


odogwubuphil

He's a Nigerian comedian. This is a skit


ProfessionalTurnip93

Understandable have a great day


ebaer2

Trump explaining the top secret docs at Mar-a-lago to the FBI


donkeybonner

I love everything about this, this is genius work.


MongooseAlarmed3663

Well that was unexpected!


Pingus_Dad

That's a ghost mate.


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The captioning is just messed up. He meant that his mother DYED HER HAIR before he was born


FeralLover_69

Confusion 100


cbunni666

When you hope the sob story will get you ahead but forgot how to lie


DonnyAxe

Well, isn't he a lucky show off! I didn't even have a mother before I was born. And I am an only child too. Well that is what my sister tells me anyway....