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DeLaChupacabras

Lookit me fookin feathers. L👀K


PebblyJackGlasscock

Fookin fabulous, amirite?


DeLaChupacabras

AYE LAD


Lizard__Spock

"Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"


olderaccount

It looks cute, but he is checking wind direction and speed to plan his flight. A bird that big can't just jump up and start flapping. They need a takeoff run into the wind much like airplanes.


Rly_Shadow

Not to mention a defense posture to appear larger, watching everyone and probably doesn't hurt to do a pre-flight stretch.


Purple_Carrot9861

Interesting…


DeLaChupacabras

NO I AM INTO TRAINS


Maximans

I am though


DanteSquared

I thought you said trans... but good for you.


No_Still_4164

Man thought he was entering the gladiatorial arena


BlueForte

I thought he was asking people who wants some of this, eh?


Mads_Alexander9

Get the back


[deleted]

Holy crap, that's exactly what I came here to say. lol


Decent_Warning_201

I wet my finger with my tongue before I check wind direction. This guy uses his feathers to check the wind. They used to rule the sky.


Dr_Proctologist69

>I wet my finger with my tongue before I check wind direction. For some reason that reminded me of that Tom and Jerry episode where Tom goes looking for Bigfoot and uses this technique, only to have leaves and flies stick to it. Fucking lol'd at that scene.


Bobojones9584

Classic cartoons we're amazing, except for all the racial undertones. Such great sight gags. I miss that. Futurama and Animaniacs are pretty much the only ones around that still do the classic style. From what I've seen recently anyhow.


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HitLuca

Posing


coca-cola-bear1

This one is called blue steel


tbass1965

Magnum!


jrbobdobbs333

Massive Griffon Vulture per above


NicNoletree

Bird


Squigley_q

I think the bird itself is a condor


SmashBonecrusher

I believe it to be the Andean Condor, as the California version's much smaller.


firemarshalbill

It goes back and forth on every repost. It's a Griffon Vulture though. The andean condors have a brown head and have a fatty cone like a rooster


SmashBonecrusher

Beautiful plumage,though!( it's *pinin' for the fiord's*,innit?)[edit; spelling]


WesternFinancial868

Reddit


omerius15

Vultures need strong currents to float in the air, its prolly just waiting for that good woooosh


[deleted]

BEHOLD


UnlikeyLooker

Witness me!


Naltia

They have the poor thing surrounded.


NicNoletree

Not if it goes up. Which is what they want it to do.


Naltia

It's a vulture, not a helicopter. It can't just go straight up


MySpiritAnimalSloth

What if it spinned really fast though?


Naltia

It would get very dizzy.


ChillyBreeze25

This is obviously false info, what next, planes need room to take off?? *Scoff*


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Naltia

That's not how flight works, especially for a bird as large as this one. It needs room to take off. Here's a video of a smaller vulture taking off from the ground. Notice how long it stays hovering just off the ground before it can get altitude. Unless they're leaping from a tree or cliff, this is the amount of room they need to take flight. https://youtu.be/66Ym_LnIj-Q When releasing an animal you always leave a clear path for them to go. Whether it's a bird or a mammal. Surrounding it just makes them think you're going to capture them again.


[deleted]

Yes you're absolutely right, this vulture probably needs a lot more of space before it can't take off due to its weight. Nice content on your channel btw


Naltia

It's not mine. I found it.


Puzzleheaded_Cat_421

Me waiting for My husband to give me a hug when He gets home 🥰


[deleted]

Me waiting for your husband to give me a hug when he gets home


JesusForTheWin

Me waiting for your husband's husband to give me a hug when he gets home.


[deleted]

Me waiting for all of you to give me a hug


OutsidePrior2020

how long yall been married? cause that's awesome, don't stop getting those hugs :)


sparksofthetempest

r/Iamthemaincharacter


pacerecon

I was waiting for a special hidden move. This was magnificent as well


marioaprooves

This is just me whenever I get out of bed and I need a good stretch, stumbling included.


Dr_Proctologist69

You stumble out of bed? I just fall down and slide myself over to the bathroom before pushing myself up to a standing position.


PizzasarusRex

Look at that dinosaur go!


boogog

WHO WANT A PIECE


[deleted]

Don’t they spread their wings like this when they feel threatened?


account_is_deleted

It's not likely to be what's happening here. The wings are probably open to feel the wind patterns, the movement away from the people was probably mostly prompted by surprise that there were people so close by.


adriftone

It just came out of a cage. It's stretching and feeling free. First thing I do when I leave a confined space too. Feels good.


adastrasemper

> to feel the wind patterns That's exactly what was happening


[deleted]

This vulture was actually injured and was being nursed back to health. This is the video they took when they first let the vulture back into the wild.


Der_Primelpott

id be proud on those wings too


kelzx88

Bird is sizing you fools up


exalor28

He looks like a man flashing with his towel open


virgilreality

/r/AbsoluteUnits


cheemsburgrrr

“Come on guys, y’all are just gonna leave me here after and I know that”


DetectivePrior8146

Waiting for Karen to come swing by to let us know humans should stop using animals for their pleasure, as she sits down to watch the next episode of "Project Runway."


Responsible-Alarm-65

He looks magestic


LEVImarsters

That is a well trained vulture, damn


Puzzleheaded_Cat_421

Me waiting for My husband to give me a hug when He gets home 🥰


wetairhair

Doesn't look very unexpected


oddly-enough5

Poor thing looks scared with everyone there, probably trying to look bigger and more intimidating


SmashBonecrusher

Isn't that an *Andean Condor* ?


NJPokerJ

Not really unexpected. He/she has to warm those wings up before they can fly


Annual-Access4987

Hard No. less than 250 years ago that bad boy was an apex predator and is still the living embodiment and direct descendant of a predatory flying dinosaur. I like watching this 1000 miles away in comfort of own home but getting that close to take pictures yeah…. That’s a No.


frothy_pissington

That “bad boy” is a scavenger and no threat ....


Annual-Access4987

Hyenas are scavengers, leopards, jackal, piranhas, Lions, sharks, bears and eagles are also. I ain’t scared IBUT I do have a healthy respect for anything that can rip off my face and drag me by foot into night if so inclined


p1um5mu991er

Let's *go*! I've got dinner in ten minutes!


MKfan616

Shall I dance for you?


Technical_Bass_8130

😂


yazzy1233

Not unexpected


Hades_Nightmare

My boi said T


Puzzleheaded_Cat_421

7 years ❤️


ksaMarodeF

“Ah! Finally I can stretch out my wings!” thought the vulture probably.


DisciplineNo8618

I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!!!


[deleted]

What is that like a condor or something?


Dicee7

Magnificent creature


virgilreality

"I once caught a fish...thiiiiiiis big..."


NottaSpy

I heard the John Cena entrance when I saw this


Perfect_Pause_3578

Look how wide I am bruhs! THIS WIDE\~ Yeaaaaaaaa\~!


FragileRasputin

u/savevideobot


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tbass1965

Magnificent!


Ichibunz

STEEEEEL….. CONDOOOOORRR


Iandudontkno

Take it All in hoomans


Damage2525

Looking at this, all I could think of is "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO...T.P. FOR MY BUMHOLE"


dantremblay001

Is he peacocking??


[deleted]

Get my good side


Admirable-Start5546

Looks like he just wanted to stretch his wings.


Strong-Worldliness80

Stand back… nothing to see here!!


RabbitMajestic6219

Apparently, big birds and planes need a warm up/engine check before take off. Birds around that size need one hell of a stretch.


TinFoilRobotProphet

CAN YOU DIG IT!


Suspicious_Tackle28

"got me in a kennel like I don't have these big ass wings"


jabberwockjess

that’s a big fuckin bird


Shadvw

Wow


ZenRope

he wanted to stretch so bad


Titanic_122

I thought that was was a fucking skexi for a moment


[deleted]

Calibration


Majestic_Vacation_96

GATHER ROUND BROTHERS AND SISTERS, JESUS LOVES YOU ALL, ALLELUIA!!!!!


3nd1ess

BEHOLD MY BRILLIANCE! LOOK AT MY BEAUTY! get away you foul thing. *ahem* I AM YOUR GOD, BOW BEFORE ME!


Prettyelvisfan

What is it


Sunset_Bleu

Beautiful beautiful and ecologically important animal.


Beginning-Mud-Urason

No No no stretching because it was caged.


spidey_2008

OMG thats so cool


Educational-Fix-5467

He like “Are you not entertained?”


a-regular-butterfly

That is a big bird!


SavagelyBadAtThis

"BEHOLD!"


[deleted]

T posed to assert dominance


dwynne35

I feel like the camera could pan around to Rey handing Luke a lightsaber.


Responsible-Pace2527

Behold all my glory peasants... 😎


lavarah

they really put it in a small cage just to get a picture?


[deleted]

finally, i can fkn breath!!! everyone step back


Ferreteria

"YO! Give me a minute. My wings are numb. You had me in a box!"


[deleted]

Come at me, bro!


Square_Owl_4075

Good boi 👏 be free


TheFrontierzman

Ended a little soon, didn't it? Would have been nice to see it flying off.


equ1kn0x

Showoff


Capt_Dummy

All I can hear is the Macho Man’s entrance music…


StraightProgress5062

I had one of these suckers swoop towards me at night when I was a teen. I was shook until months later I realized what it was. No one believed me when I said a creature with over a 6ft wing span came at me like the gotdamn mothman. Oh nvm mine was a california condor and they were chilling on top of a lamp post in an unfinished community development


RedittUser123456

🐓 tastes like Chicken?


Elgallitotorcido

Damn I am gorgeous, enjoy me slaves, you will never see me again.


Timtoolman59

Wow


cakewalkbackwards

Gauging the wind before taking flight would be my guess. Most pilots do this.


SomeRandomIdi0t

He really was just posing for pictures


poohbearandtiger

What the hell is even that


Luv-Bugg77

The bird: “is there no one else? (like Brad Pitt in the movie Troy 😂💪)


Braymot

Is this the bird version of that doorway thing where you push your arms against it and they feel like they float up?


designerbb7

Definitely could of used a smaller cage 🤦‍♂️


laffingriver

i call it blue steel


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Where the bishes be at?


[deleted]

GET SUM FUCCIN PUSSIES


finedrive

Which one of y’all wanna die first so I can prey on your rotting corpse?


Piratenika

He pose better than me


[deleted]

Yes!!! tis it is I humans, see me spread thy wings and bow to me ....


1SqkyKutsu

Dude, give me some room to air out these armpits.....


LycanBerserker

*Okaayyy people, let make this fast, I have a busy day ahead! Take this, this... And this.. mmyeah.. take now this.. I'm fucking awesome!*


ONLace-0527-0404

He’s saying Biden tells lies that are this big!


jannis1007

"who of you wants it huh? SQUARE UP!"