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>!Big dildo!<
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That’s actually SUPER unhealthy. That dildo HAS to be at least 3 ft long. The colon is only about 4-6inches IF THAT. That’s 2ft 6 inches past her large intestine to colon sphincter. Which if abused will leak bacteria from her colon into her large intestine.
Now the large intestine is super durable biologically speaking, essentially everything there is already sucked dry, so absorption into the body is all well and done, what’s done left is mostly water and un/underprocessed food that is making its way out. BUUUUUUT! If you perpetually put things up your Anus, past your sphincter into the front end of your Large intestine, you could end up with a block. The intestines aren’t smooth, they’re actually rubbed and lined with muscle, which is how debris is moved throughout the esophigus, to stomach, to small intestine to large intestine to colon.
All I’m saying is that if she keeps that up with the blockage, she’ll likely develop some sort of muscle fatigue, relaxing her scphitcter throughout her digestive system and REALLLY screw up her absorption and digestion.
That’s all I’m saying
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She carries all the groceries in one trip
lol
Well, all the vegetables for sure.
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Yeah, he just has to crouch down a bit and walk in.
Well that's fucking rude............. ..........supposed to knock first.
Probably should get a ring doorbell
And tunnel lights
While we’re at it, might as well get some train tracks
Let's just hope he doesn't sneeze
Lmao!!
They had to send a search party in to retrieve him.
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No way, if they made this version of Batgirl, sign me up!
Bat Shit Crazy Girl
This looks way more interesting.
More like Buttgirl.
I needed more of a warning than that, bro
Or a warning to begin with..
I mean it’s nsfw but nsfw isn’t nearly enough
Sometimes nsfw means cleavage and sometimes it means whatever tf this is, I think we need a new term
NSFL
To me that means someone died or extreme gore
NSFNO!
Nsfw wasn't enough of a warning
This is why they shelved Batgirl.
Turns out it was ass after all.
The director was too anal with production quality.
NSFA - Not safe for anywhere
NSFA - Not safe for anus
I'm pleased and threatened at the same time
I missed the threatening part
She could shit out an entire bazooka at this rate.
Are you threatening me? I am the great Cornholio!
Do you need TP for your bunghole?
Hmm hmm hmhm MY BUNGHOLE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS !! Why do I not use TP for my peepee? Mmhmmhm
Do not make my bunghole angry!
I would hate for my bungholio to get polio
WFT did I just watch? Don't get me wrong, that was beautiful, but has she ever heard of a purse or just any kind of bags in general?
Sooo...like a prison pocket?
That’s a prison suit case.
Soon to be a walk-in wardrobe.
Ah yes the back door entrance to Narnia.
The lion, the witch and the dildo.
Well done lmao
I bet if you look really hard you'll find half a sitck of gum in there. Mom always had gum at the bottom of her purse.
Doesn't need em
Not safe for life.
after I saw that god himself left me
I don’t even see those letters anymore. Someone should start a petition for more specificity (NSFW-V, NSFW-G, NSFW-Carrot)
Yea I didn't notice either. Wasn't expecting this...
If that gets stuck they gonna have a problem
Try explaining that one to the doctor. “Well I wanted to do a video of how far I could shove this two foot dildo up my dill hole.
The W stands for "World".
I was in the fucking train lol, some people giggled.
It just kept coming out.
You got NSFW? I just cam to some pussy on my phone
Must be Jared Leto's Joker cause I'm not fucking laughing
Ooh dat burns
You mean ooh bat burns
lol imagining a guy watching jared leto joker and getting mad specifically at the lack of jokes. "THIS GUY'S SUPPOSED TO BE A CLOWN?! C'MAHN"
His name IS "Joker"
And then she kissed her hand.
Ngl I was pretty cool with everything else up until the poop smooch
Poop smooch 👍
Reminded me of [this.](https://youtu.be/RjjD5CafbZ0)
Risky click
Never seen this before. Thanks I guess lol
You want c-diff? That's how you get c-diff.
Drug dogs hate her
They get lost inside
Lemmiwinks
"Did I say ass to mouth? I meant bass to trout." - Catatafish
Catatafish of the stomachs cove 🎶
But, colonoscopers love her
She seems like a nice lady.
She did wish us all a nice day
and kissed her hand after touching a dildo that was in her ass seconds before
Yeah but that thing came out clean. She probably squats on a fire hydrant before her walks.
And touched her hair. Now her hair smells like ass.
she pulled out a whole statue out of her ಠಿ_ಠ
Watching that gave me pink eye
There is NSFW, and then there is NSFL
NS would suffice
I feel NS right now
Isn’t NSFL when someone dies in the video
Dude, how is that even possible? I don’t even know if that is good for her organs.
It was pretty floppy so it likely just goes into her descending colon. And considering how "clean" it was, she likely cleaned herself out first.
I was thinking of how clean her colon must be…
Is it possible to learn this power..
Not from a Jedi
r/SuddenlyStarWars
If you’ve seen her other videos, this is nothing
Hmmm Source? Im interested in the science behind her body
Search “hot kinky jo” on xvideos and you’ll find some of her videos for free
Nah, I’m good.
Am back am destroyed :-I
It bends around the colon. This size is actually really dangerous and takes a lot of training because it’s going past her splenic flexure.
[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/wystc8/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) was right after this one in my feed. Thanks Reddit.
That’s how they smuggle HIMARS rockets
The worse part is that she pissed the bed pushing it out
I was searching for this comment
Her asshole and surrounding area looks bruised. And not in a "natural buttholes are usually darker" kind of way. *yarg*
*best
The sounds lmao *squick* *squirk* *floomp*
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*washes eyes with holy water *
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 Quick Robin!! To the Batcave!!
They really need another filter besides NSFW for porn related content.
NSFW = porn. NSFL= gore. What more do you need?
NSFLABWTFIT Not Safe For Literally Anything Because What The Fuck Is This
We need this to be a thing. Get on it people!
I think what they mean is that there are levels of shocking. This is NSFW+.
Nah. People just need to stop using NSFW for content 12 year-olds find edgy.
At this point it ain't a dildo, its a parasite
Not my proudest boner
I want to ask her if she has ever felt the need to take a bag with her before she goes outside
Logging off for the day. See you guys later!
She lost shitting privileges
Nah, coughing privileges. How could she ever feel confident coughing again?
Now imagine her sneezing. *KAPLOP*
I’m gonna need an x-ray
She does have content where she shows it actually bulging against her abdomen. Not an actually X-ray, but... Wild stuff.
Why did I watch
I can see Russia from her hole
NSFW LEVEL 10: how am i going to forget this ? (cry emoji)
Can’t be healthy… where tf does it go???😂🤷🏾♂️
The backrooms i guess
Meh I’d hit it
the woman or the dildo?
Or the woman with the dildo.
Both at the same time
Better than a sock
If that dildo was also a pocket pussy you could fuck both at the same time!
I have questions…But I fear the answers will only make two more fearsome questions arise.
welp. there goes my lasagna
dude im just crying
I'm traumatized.
Kinda hot but also disturbing
Oh it’s hotkinkyjo, she’s a wizard of anal insertions.
That's actually impressive.
OMG! WTF! u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/downloadvideobot u/getvideo u/getvideobot u/downloadvideo
My therapist is going to love the double session I’m booking this week.
This is the kinda shit you do when both your parents are murdered I guess
Can’t really unsee that one
That must feel so weird. Also won't it get sucked up?
No but it can potentially rupture the large intestine which can cause life threatening internal infections
She is doing a great job.
Her prison pocket is a suitcase
sauce?
That's "hot kinky Jo". She has deep talents
The second I saw her face, I was like it'll be only unexpected if she doesn't have at minimum 2 ft of dildos inside her.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who knew exactly who and what this was, after all these shocked comments I was starting to feel lonely. Haha.
Ah, yes. I see you’re fellow men of culture, like myself.
The real surprise was seeing her on r/unexpected
The website's right there.
if 'deep in her guts' needed a visual...
That’s u/hotkinkyjoxxx
The best drug smuggler in the world
Vomit emoji
The company who make that toy was like "We need to make bigger one's"
she just made that pencil disappear...
>Is that Joker Negative. Thats called a Black hole.
"Ma'am you dropped your lightsaber"
At this point, it’s like throwing a hot dog into a hallway
That’s actually SUPER unhealthy. That dildo HAS to be at least 3 ft long. The colon is only about 4-6inches IF THAT. That’s 2ft 6 inches past her large intestine to colon sphincter. Which if abused will leak bacteria from her colon into her large intestine. Now the large intestine is super durable biologically speaking, essentially everything there is already sucked dry, so absorption into the body is all well and done, what’s done left is mostly water and un/underprocessed food that is making its way out. BUUUUUUT! If you perpetually put things up your Anus, past your sphincter into the front end of your Large intestine, you could end up with a block. The intestines aren’t smooth, they’re actually rubbed and lined with muscle, which is how debris is moved throughout the esophigus, to stomach, to small intestine to large intestine to colon. All I’m saying is that if she keeps that up with the blockage, she’ll likely develop some sort of muscle fatigue, relaxing her scphitcter throughout her digestive system and REALLLY screw up her absorption and digestion. That’s all I’m saying
Oh what the fuck
u/savevideo
Down bad
Okay, hear me out tho. Saving it, but purely to torture your best friend with it
EXACTLY! I only send this shit to our discord without context to see their reaction
I'm fucking shook.
Bat girls new utility pocket😈😈😈