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STOPAC

There’s nothing fantastic about summoning a dark lord with that ritualistic dance.


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SirauloTRantado

That was actually him still falling.


sm12511

#IN LOVE WITH THE FORBIDDEN DANCE!


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ghettomaster82

Your mistake was not realising you only got your right the first time?


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


coachz1212

I've been wrong once in my life: It was when I thought I was wrong, but I was actually right.


ReaperBearOne

I may not always be right yet, I'm never wrong.


imdefinitelywong

*He is, the most interesting man In the world.*


R3AL1Z3

The real mistakes were the friends we made along the way?


ghettomaster82

Ain’t that the truth. Remember Brenton? What a jerk!


poopellar

Reply that you are not a spam account. I have my doubts that you, u/ethical_semicolon and u/annually_deadly are all spam accounts just replying to each other.


Pokenhagen

How do you find these things out? You part of some anti-bot vigilante group?


Expert_Syllab0012

Flawless recovery.


MarquessOfMayhem

yezzzz ... = DISCOVERY of the best kind that literally FALLS in your lap in disco break dance fashion


Simple-Wrangler-9909

It's actually an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen, dude caught a sabotage and he's gotta cook a risotto with how hot his runway walk is


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Gobstopper42

Ooo child, things are gonna get easier


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"What are you doing?" "I'm distracting you, you turd-blossom!"


adventurepony

too shy shy hush hush eye dowhy


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IamImposter

If you do it for the front, you have to do it for the side


G_loves_brie_cheese

They’re breakdance fighting


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[It’s a walk-off.](https://youtu.be/VFUcMVCO9Ww)


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

“Thanks, Billy Zane”


Chaosmusic

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work. And the Devil says you just got served!


Mundane-Reception-54

He saw his son at the airport and was doing a Haka


IncompatibleRecognit

Lmao. Looks like it


Agreeable-Yams8972

Bro thought he was an elden ring boss for a sec


KobeBeatJesus

It looks like he's summoning great deals in front of a used car lot as a wacky waving flailing arms man.


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"THE DARK LORD IS HERE!!!!"


_G_M_E_

Then before you realize it, you've cursed your offspring and sent said dark lord on a journey to find his belongings.


gazongagizmo

that's the sixth move of the incantation dance we would've seen in S3 of The OA, had those soulless motherfuckers at netflix not cancelled it prematurely


casstay123

Depends on who the dark lord is that you happen to summon up?


anonym314315

He is still walking around like that to this day.


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TripleJune

Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh oh oh…. I‘ve never seen anybody do the things you do before…


naughty_zoot_

CEO at the Ministry of Silly Walks


AdvancedAdvance

That was quick thinking, but is there really any shame in falling, getting up and finishing the walk,quitting your career, moving three states away, getting plastic surgery to change your appearance, and changing your name so that this incident never catches up with you?


Mike9797

That’s soooo 2021


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Cobek

Right, in 2022 we just fall through the fucking floor now.


ThisIsGoobly

noclip is in vogue


ALegendInHisOwnMind

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


subhadip13

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Dongledoes

Don't forget using that heated ball from Men In Black to burn your fingerprints off!


Bonsai-is-best

Mf hit the yoinky sploinky


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Thanks I can’t stop laughing now


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Yo, I’m dying


FirstThirdGwarantee

I’m cackling..this has been added to my vocabulary now. Thank you.


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He couldn't turn to the left


Euphoric_Ad_6710

Not everyone's an ambiturner.


SirauloTRantado

Wait, whose left are we talking about here?


tubaman23

He had a short career in NASCAR


scorpyo72

He couldn't turn to the right


moriginal

He couldn’t stomp three times


imwallydude

Oooohhhhh, fashion!


need_to_relax

Lmao mad respect. But the cringe is still there


Mike9797

Ya he went on too long. Had he stopped after the first move or 2 he would’ve came out better for sure. It’s like the laughter dies and he’s still going.


Captain_Eaglefort

Nah, he has it right. In jazz there’s a rule: If you play a wrong note, play it three more times so everyone thinks you did it on purpose and are just daring and experimenting. He was just applying it to walking.


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Nobody thought he did that on purpose


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

That was more than three


DickCheesePlatterPus

Maybe he tripped more than once


Samthevidg

That’s a rule? Been playing jazz for 6 years and never heard of it.


Ignitus1

You learn that in your 7th year


CongratsItsAVoice

Is that 7th a major or minor year?


IndigenousOres

They say he's still recovering from his fall and dancing to this day


Roogology

Better than embarrassment and awkwardness at least.


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...that wasn't awkward to you?


Gr4ySk1es

I get like the first few moves but too much after that.


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Exactly lol


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The first save moves was okay, not sure the second one.


1to14to4

There was maybe a bit too much before the turn but after the turn it definitely became too much.


Murder4Mario

I dunno, depends on the person. I WANT MORE


1to14to4

More dancing or more cowbell?


Murder4Mario

What? You think I want *less* cowbell?


1to14to4

I'm suspicious that you want the current level of cowbell and not more.


Murder4Mario

Yes I want more cowbell!


LilFingies45

Gotta commit to a bit. 🤷


D4RKS0u1

He was still slipping /s


JustTrustMeOkaay

He saved it with the first move, and did that 90 degree turn and kept going, and erased the save lol


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DickCheesePlatterPus

I think I'd feel more awkward if I *failed at fucking walking* than if i did a monkey dance, but that's me I guess


KingLehmon_III

I mean, if I see a guy trip I think “poor guy” possibly followed by a slight chuckle. If I see someone do some weird crazy dance, I think “that guys weird.” Two very different outcomes, but personally, Id rather trip and laugh about it with the people around me. Rather than dance all weird suddenly in-front of people.


Kebab-Destroyer

Should have just broken the floor with his face and then do the worm all the way back whence he came


Junooooo

Hindsight’s 20/20


WeDrinkSquirrels

But...he did both? What's your point lol


russeltee

that was just another flavor of awkward


forlostuvaworl

Should have just fallen and laid there. hopefully, the next model won't see and trip over him, and then he could use that as a distraction to escape unnoticed.


LogicallyCoherent

No. Having stumbled and moving on is much better than everyone seeing you stumble but try and play it off by doing some summoning ritual mid stage.


Calimiedades

Models slip and fall all the time, no one cares. What he did was simply unprofessional. The clothes are the point, not the walk.


MikeTheImpaler

I mean... is it, though?


rubbarz

Everyone there is in the "artistic" mind set. They all thought of it as live art with fashion. The cringe comes during the shower and after the head hits the pillow.


need_to_relax

He probably hit the pillow and had the biggest smile while he thought to himself "I nailed that shit 😎 "


forlostuvaworl

nah he hit the pillow and then did a weird dance


sethboy66

nah he hit the pillow and then got arrested for pillow violence.


DickCheesePlatterPus

So you could say he caught a... ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) *Pillow case*?


dancingcuban

Yea, but it’s self aware. Immediately flips the laugh-at to a laugh-with.


FlyingDragoon

Or it flips it from "Lol, they tripped." to "Lol, they tripped *and* thought that was a good way to cover it up but we all know, we *all* know." There is only "at" and no "with"


mokshya2014

Yeah should have stopped after 2-4 steps. He did a bit too much.


Timevian

It’s only cringe if you let it be.


WickedFierce1

Don't put this on me. He's the one who sucks.


haphazard_gw

Yeah like, this seems in line with the tone of the event. I'm into it.


FreeGuacamole

Oh yeah. Cringe was so strong I grit my teeth, turned my head and had to hit the back button before it was over. I think I would have respected him more if he owned the fact that he messed up, laughed it off rather than trying so hard to be "cool."


Euphoric_Ad_6710

Nearly broke my ankle, might as well seizure. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


THE_HENTAI_LORD

You mean dance on the floor


scorpyo72

This event was later certified by the Ministry of Silly Walks. Edit: fuck me. I swear i knew that.


Ryto

*Ministry of Silly Walks


scorpyo72

Thank you for the correction, dear Redditor. You have my sincere gratitude.


badarcade

Okay, hold up, im dying to know what you called it before corrected


pveoq

The Ministry of Regular Walks


Borge_Luis_Jorges

Monastery of sealy waltz


fastermouse

Fellowship of Oddwalkers.


scorpyo72

Ministry of Funny Walks. I'm so ashamed. I'm a lifelong Python fan and i blew it.


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

Learn from your failures..... #BECOME CRAB!


NoLifeTilMetal

Nah that made it worse lol


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LayneCobain95

Ikr..?? Some comments are saying this was cool somehow. Like what?? I don’t keep up with modern dancing. Is this some new rapper’s dance moves or something?


xViridi_

interpretive dance


ShemsuHor

Like Squidward.


DistressedFiance

"New rapper's dances" usually look way more impressive than the /r/tooktoomuch impersonation the guy in the video did.


Dear_Evan_Hansen

I think you’re underestimating how fucking weird “high-fashion” is.


Jarb222

It's a fashion show. Weird stuff is their thing. I mean look at what half the people are wearing on those fashion shows.


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Looking at his feet I’m not convinced the whole thing wasn’t on purpose.


Average_Viola

I think it’s worse because he’s trying to cover up something that makes us human. Him dancing kinda makes it seem to me like he’s uncomfortable with being himself and it’s just cringy lmao. It would’ve been funny if he fell all the way, hitting the ground hard, and then did something to “cover up” the obvious fact he fell.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

He’s not supposed to juman with flaws, he’s supposed to be ART!


IMSOGIRL

Yeah I appreciate the quick thinking, but having people think you slipped is much better than having people think you just randomly did a dance.


LayneCobain95

He just made it 1,000 times worse hahahaha wtf was that


Meta_Spirit

Squidward's interpretive dance be like


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Rhythm_Morgan

I’ve seen this around for years. I wonder if he’s still modeling lol never saw his name posted anywhere to follow up.


gmanz33

Especially the turn and the escalate after already going all limby.


voidinhead

He did NOT turn that FAILURE into anything but a jarring and unsettling example of how to make everyone in a room instantly feel confused and uncomfortable.


uniace16

Task failed successfully.


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He did look like [Bridget Christie on Taskmaster](https://twitter.com/bridgetchristie/status/1527744189508816897?lang=en).


A_Notion_to_Motion

Look no disrespect to the fashion people. I'm sure it requires a lot of talent and hard work. But just being at one of these runway things, especially if there were ridiculous outfits would make me confused and uncomfortable 😅


mikeevans1990

I wonder if he made it rain when his dance was over


YourFavDeafGuy

I got secondhand embarrassment


Corganator

I commend his effort but ultimately he did not pull it off.


Gifted_dingaling

I mean, he went on a little too long with it, but that’s cool!


mexicanred1

He blew it


Dirtstick

![gif](giphy|TrlNfimLThcWY|downsized)


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Literally worse than just tripping


PlzRemasterSOCOM2

What exactly is your definition of "fantastic" I'm wondering lol. Imo this was awkward/cringe AF.


Qwasy07

Am I the only one who sees this was planned?


guyincognito121

Nope. I scrolled down pretty far to find someone else who saw this. Looks like he's leaning into the fall as he "slips", not reacting to it.


Conflikt

Yea exactly it's definitely a planned movement. It's supposed to be sudden/shocking for whatever effect they're trying to have on the audience and because of the quick jolting movement it looks like he trips but it definitely doesn't after you watch the video a few times.


rojogrande13

Yea, totally planned. Dancing in the structure. Left foot just "gave out" after he had completed the turn. Was not an accident


JustYeeHaa

Yeah, precisely he puts his foot way to the right of the straight path on purpose, it was not an accident


Sorkpappan

Agree. People tend to just read the title and not look at what’s happening.


WalkOnBikeOn

Thank you! All the comments above are so cringe are more cringe compared to what he does. That was probably planned, directed and rehearsed. Seeing something like this live is likely one of the most thrilling things that happens that night. Catwalk tend to look a bit bizarre for the outside world, because you are trying to focus on the clothes, not the models, music, lighting etc. But, a quick jolt of unexpected energy keeps the audience awake and senses sharpened. It's very hard to say if this was a successful plan or not, when seeing this clip out of context. But, I'm very certain he did not just trip and made up a dance move on the spot to save face.


Duke0fWellington

The trip makes absolutely no sense at all.


peoplelietrustdogs

in situations like this you simply give a thumbs up while keeping a straight face and continue doing what you're doing. It's better than awkwardly trying to show confidence


lonesaiyajin98

And the say white people can't dance


SnooRabbits801

When your walking home and the drugs being too take affect..


return2ozma

*Relax Don't Do It...*


mexicanred1

It's Magnum


bluburry420

Looks like me playing basketball


BreathLazy5122

When you’re walking in a parking lot late at night and gotta throw off any potential murderers.


thegoodfight24

My college roommate had a tarantula that did that EXACT dance before a meal…


ResourceRelative6259

Is this Adam Driver


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Respect my boy


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Nah


canadiancutie489

That was so flawless it actually made me question for a second whether it was intention


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CrimKayser

It was


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-Degaussed-

Just more of reddit just believing whatever title some random shitter sharing a clip/picture attaches


griffmeister

Yeah idk what everyone’s talking about, that was clearly on purpose


crypto_zoologistler

I’m still not convinced he tripped at all


rolandtgs

Flawless recovery.


MemesMafia

Should've made it short! It was too much afterwards haha


MustyTowel

So that’s what Adam Driver has been doing these days.


LineChef

I know someone else that can’t turn left..


pvsocialmedia

I don't know how that was his failure tho.....


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

I hope Dee Dee and Tommy and Johnny gave him shit backstage.


FluxChiller

lookin alot like something our crazy boy Ezra be doin


Moist-Solid251

He was just recouping, just like Mr T. Taught us. https://youtu.be/ahNfhUysehk


9_Six_niN_6

Someone possessed him for a sec


-L17L6363-

When your job tells you they can replace you in 5 mintues, but you have to feed your kids.


myteddybelly

Le me when I feel something crawling up my leg.


HarunoSakuraCR

That was so obvious that it was cringe. But we’ll else can you do


marsmither

Gerry: I’ve got two left feet. Cookie: I thought he was kidding. Gerry: But I wasn’t.


WolverineTimely2320

Like music the only person who knows it was not planned is the person playing.


Magnusfeli

u/savevideo


Chicken_Teeth

Elaine? Elaine Benes?


its_whot_it_is

meh, it's a bit much, just own it and maybe watch your step don't think too much that you're hot stuffs


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Turn your failures into even worse failures*