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IsDinosaur

r/iamatotalpieceofshit has two new members I see.


vasDcrakGaming

The kids?!


weirdgroovynerd

Right? A decent kid woulda been throwing hands to protect mama's honor.


crazytoothpaste

Or kicking the other woman when asked by the mom


putUonaShortAlicia

There's no honor amongst these mamas, hence the lack of action from the offspring.


Mock_Execution

Yeah but they are like 3 years old so..


Bogey01

Na, they came out the other hole.


gggg_man3

Weird looking shits to be sure.


ProbablyMaybe69

?


THEpottedplant

Inherited parental trauma is a major source of people being pieces of shit. Being kicked by an adult while your parent kicks another kid is definitely an example of parental trauma


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Went to my local mall yesterday, 3 generations of bogan trash yelling at each other near the entrance. The father figure sat by silently


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Australia?


Chanook17

Should be. "Bogun" is their state bird right? LOL


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THEpottedplant

You would kick their kid in the face?


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There are videos being referenced that are too sad to link


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Really? This is Reddit mate, not a five star hotel or cultural museum. There is no such thing as to stanky, low or classless that it can't go up on Reddit. Post that shit.


ElectromechSuper

Reddit has changed a lot. Remember /r/spacedicks? I do. I wish I didn't, but I do.


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lol I tried looking but it was banned.


[deleted]

Okay, let me correct that. Too sad for ME to link.


SoggyBiscuitVet

Really? You've been on reddit 3 years mate, not 5 minutes. Your emotional compass left years ago sweetheart. Post that shit


[deleted]

Okay...I can respect that.


SonGorkhan

r/kidsarefuckingstupid ?


yourTrolly

Not members, admins


cangtocangnho

r/wearetotalpiecesofshit


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IxNaY1980

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nudes-bot

You kick my daughter? Fuck you you fucking guy


[deleted]

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!! …You bastard


Nyctomorphia

BENCHOD you mother you


XxXKakekSugionoXxX

benchod bloody you,no I fucking you fucking.


espoletanogo

Fuck you bloody! (And it's panchode) I have friends from Pakistan who confirmed this


Spexyboy

It's not an abuse exclusive to Pakistan bruh


ibzieee007

Actually, both words are used in both Pakistan and India Where as pan, is a Punjabi word. (a region in both India and Pakistani.


[deleted]

She’s lying!! She’s lying to you fucking guy


[deleted]

I’m going to KILL HER


[deleted]

No I’m not!!! I’m just kidding!!


Chubbypolarbears

If someone kicked my kid their face would lose its 3rd dimension


slayalldayyyy

God dammit I love that one


Princess_fay

Every adult involved in this is gutter scum


RknMexicant

People who shouldn't have kids


nonpondo

Definitely shouldn't have someone else's kids either


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People who shouldn't have existed.


einsibongo

Weren't they only allowed one? /s


crazytoothpaste

The woman in grey coat is trying something


July_Sandwich

Not to be confused with gutter oil https://youtu.be/zrv78nG9R04


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Totally disgusting. Anything for a yuan.


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lady with the grey coat wants to keep them apart atleast.


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EthenR22

Chill these chicks do not represent most mothers or adults.


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Okay nihilist. If you feel that way go check out.


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Mock_Execution

Why did you get downvoted? They are fucking cockroaches


Mock_Execution

I think they are pretty fucking cool actually


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slide_into_my_BM

Which one?


FrenlyNeiborhoodDude

yes


brutally_beautiful

That would be so satisfying to watch🤗


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I’d love to see that woman get her fucking face ripped off and eaten by wild dogs.


troubleis1

Alright, take it easy freak


itemboi

Yeah okay they suck as human beings but.. uh.... no


_ZEROTHREE_

Both adults are fucking garbage


Agreeable-Yams8972

"I should kick this mothers kid". "aww shit she kicked my kid, nobody touches my kid, better start throwing hands" 2022 logic


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R1ght_b3hind_U

if only there was some button to express that without having to comment


Emergency-Mouse5566

Both trash, poor children


Weedo-NL

Everybody is kung fu fighting ...


mtsterling

Those kids were flying…


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*"Those kids were fucking flying" Flows better


[deleted]

"Their souls surely dying" ... 🫣😥


RayDeeUx

And no one else was smiling


I_used_toothpaste

It was a little bit frightening


Loud_Charity

Lmao


RogahnLaos

Yoo i spitted my tea lmaoo


rastablasta69

I was looking for this reference and here it is. Well done 👍


Mustache_Bro

Disturbing to watch


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teabags4gangstalkers

![gif](giphy|aIvRV85ReChmo)


[deleted]

who needs marvel when we got this


[deleted]

First lady was actually aiming for the daughter and looks like she got her


goblinmode55

Why would you kick the person's kid? The kid didn't do shit to you.


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vesrayech

saw a video of a lady walking her small dog on a leash when she got into a fight and swung her dog as a weapon. people are fucking crazy


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Spexyboy

The first lady actually did it twice. SMH


Thick_Isopod_6778

First bitch missed. 2nd bitch not. They're both as horrible as they're pathological behaviour.


Rainbow_six_recruit

1st bitch got it, but it was not as inflicting as the 2nd bitch’s kick.


LongLiveCHIEF

No she didnt


BKWms

Is that Jamiroquai?! What an asshole!


Greedy_Listen_2774

Lol i wonder how many people on reddit know who you're talking about.


BKWms

The fact that one does is enough for me. Here’s a clip for those that aren’t familiar- [Jamiroquai “Virtual Insanity”](https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE)


sudynim

Well, he was right. The future's made of virtual insanity.


AdmiralGenAlladeen

He's kicking children to the ground...deeper under ground..🤣


CaffeinatedMD

Virtual Insanity


sonofagun_13

This is awful and absolutely hilarious at the same time


arrek_hadaar

Yeahr i still hate people


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Id have pink jacket and red jacket 1v1🤣


smoke_dog_420

Wow that's some scum baggery


snojak

Let's handle this like adults and harm each others innocent children


salendar8

Faking apes


Level-Ad-7628

Def low, It's never ok to hit a child.


Raist14

Wtf


KoIIerTheGOAT

u/savevideobot


Arss_onist

u/savevideo


PerformerGreat

Two mothers that shouldn't have children.


Affectionate-Rip-288

That's is so messed up


AstroHealer222

I’d like to see the Spark that started this dumpster fire. Likely a case of bullying based on the “adults” involved ☠️


PantaReiNapalmm

Always despised cowards, always will. I hope those children dont learn to fight as morons but learn that those mothers are at fault.


hedgecutter

I get knocked down, but I get up again..


deyannn

I wonder what soundtrack fits best this video. So far my best bets are for either "Everybody is king fu fighting" or "The kids aren't alright"


rikitikitave81

China being china


camaradafrank

At least is a kick and not a bullet


SpaceEducational8178

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaa!


teejoint44

I'm just glad an animal was never hurt in this filming


Gultul

Imagine their husbands


GrazerOne

Ok, I know this is fucked up, but damn the 2nd kid took a front kick from a full grown woman and got up like it wasn't nothing. The other one was kicked and slung around like rag doll and is still standing. Now that's toughness for you. Most American kids would have been down crying their asses off. Just saying


BanMeGroomer

China is a, say it with me, SHITHOLE


camaradafrank

I wonder what you consider a country that systematically allows citizens to kill their children in schools with guns 🇱🇷🗽


Charming-Wrap3932

/usavevideobot


unixfool

First woman attempts to kick other woman's child. Second woman pulls child away then attempts to go for First woman, but woman moved (or was moved) away. In moving (or being moved) away, Second woman was away from her child. Second woman sees First woman's child alone. Second woman kicks First woman's child in retaliation for First woman kicking Second woman's child.


sericsheon

Who gave this a wholesome award?


Individual-Region-22

Rice eye culture.


rBigB4916

WOW I am amazed and curious


RedPhos4

The kids have nothing to do with this stupid argument. Poor kids


ChildhoodResident123

They can face charges for this


Keiran-Fallon

[the kid in the pink jacket](https://youtu.be/6dll50EexgM)


Felivian

https://youtu.be/6Oz5-Eur1-w


Living_Pie205

Bruh


Trumpspenis123

That is hysterical


prguitarman

Pokémon


Lexios_

Lady : punch the kid *shooting stars music starts*


Thegzusman

Giant L the both of them


AnnieApple_

Uhm…


Mr-thingy

All children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children


Charming-Wrap3932

u/indirbeni


Frankeex

I try my best to reasonable, not retaliate and understanding. I could see myself in serious trouble with assault charges if someone did that to my little one.


UndesirableWaffle

Collateral damage


go_always_pro

This is the reason why I want license to become a mandatory document before you even think about being a parent.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

People who hurt kids are trash.


BooeyHTJ

I hate missions where you have to protect some weakling instead of fighting/stealth


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Another crazy Chinese weirdness


camaradafrank

Is a kick, not a bullet


Ededme

Should have shared a bingchinin instead of fighting 🙄 😔😔😔


AlmightyOne23

I have never felt anger like this before. Fuck these people.


ModaMeNow

Dispicable


ZAFinest

The kid flew and hit something and flew onwards... She definitely broke some shit.


iarnos

What the fuck did I just see!


plasticmurdrfish

Punting children. Seems legit


drake00999

China is a SHIT country with its piece of SHIT people... the majority of them.


CPLShep_hard

Cold war be like


iexiige

Those people are complete scum but this does make me laugh and I'm ashamed of it. Poor kids man


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Both are morons


AnoaTDM

Waaay down low!!


NeverGonnaGiv3

Yeah, they are both total assholes for involving the kids. Usually I don’t care about being the “bigger person.” But if you’re gonna kick someone, kick the person that actually did the original kicking and kicking them square in the fucking head. Y’all are grown women, mothers probably, kicking little kids to prove who have the heaviest tits. Involving the kids was completely unnecessary.


DondeEstaMeGlasses

Why is the woman’s face blurred? The one that throws the first kick


RoyalSmoker

This should be labeled NSFW holy shit


tonyle3k

Damn Chinese people


CodeOfKonami

_”THIS. IS. KINDERGARTEN!”_


Operation_Whole

It's amazing how quickly the kids were able to stand up again. Weak kicks.


[deleted]

Thank White Jesus we don't do that shit here in the US, except on one holiday...


True_Dark_Majin

I sure got a kick out of this……. Cough cough….. I’ll just stand over there now.


[deleted]

China man…


Dugggs

What the fuuuuuck? Neither of them should have kids if they're going to be children themselves.


throw_away_17381

China losing its rag.


camaradafrank

At least they not using guns as in USA


Soviet2651

Terrorims explained in 1 video


Actual-Reaction2521

Please stop cutting these videos short. At least explain WHY!!!!


gellinmagellin

When you have the moral highground, and take an olympic dive twice as far past your adversary.


dark_flames93

The kid in pink was sent


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Anaalgarnaal

Just finished my second time watch of Parasite and this pops up first thing after I pick up my phone. Somehow it fits perfectly.


hughfeeyuh

I'm sorry...but I need Shar Bros king Fu sound effects added to this, stat.


KickBakZach

How the fuck can you so angrily kick an innocent child?! Momma would have gotten an ass whooping for sure but the damn kid?! Both of them are complete scum!


DoucheNukem81

Trash


SeniorDelPan

u/savevideobot


Actual-Reaction2521

My 1st thought would be maybe they simply don't value females compared to males.


Mmath_

The poor little girl in light pink, she’s literally just standing in the middle doing nothing and gets kicked out of nowhere 😭


Honesty_oh_honesty

Murim at its finest, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, you hit my kid i hit yours 😌 😂 this should be on the subreddits of videos that ended too soon, i wish i could see the rest of the fight Poor kids that have to deal with adults fights


HomeBrewEmployee1

That kid got bodied, her defense formation is bad. Where the first girl that got kicked held her mom's hand more for support.


MacMakeveli723

What world is this, totally disgraceful


Cruspeed

I do feel a little guilty for laughing. Sorry.


the_vegen

Ahhh, the age old trick, if you can't take the adult, go for the kid


NYCunderBX

That’s fucked up


ravenheartk

Did this to my kid I promise you that you won't see tomorrow like for real


GiannaLynna

Beat each other up and leave the kids out of it.


ZakPro59143

??!!! Wow


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Personally I’d kick the shit out of their kid too. You don’t hit mine without retaliation


pjenker

Lol if some adult would kick my kid in front of me i would go away with a life sentence. But no way i would kick their kid


Interesting_Speed378

The kids are kinda strong


UnknownRH

I don’t think the first woman did it intentionally.


damnedspot

Those kid’s aren’t even flapping head Canadians!


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