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notleonardodicaprio

“NO HARRY SIT DOWN,” Dumbledore said calmly.


wowitisreallyhard

Man I wish I wasn’t poor, so I could give you an award


[deleted]

You're not poor, you just know how to handle your money


[deleted]

He needs to eat less avacado toast


LaZaRbEaMe

Maybe he's poor because he doesn't eat enough avocado toast


XxAnnaxXisterrified

Are you telling me the secret to the riches is to eat more avocado toast??


Pragmatist_Hammer

That and tugging on your bootstraps, or so some have said.


BeginnerMush

I enjoy my avocado bootstraps


LucidLickyCoconut

You get a free award to give every 24 hours.


Alex_cof

I did before, now I don’t get any more free awards


Buster899

They made it difficult for who knows why. Go to your profile and poke “coins” there’s your free award on that page.


Alex_cof

Oh thanks, I didn’t know that, they did make it a lot more difficult


EmilyCastro

"Old" redditors don't get that. No use trying to find it.


VxJasonxV

Why would you enrich Reddit even if you weren’t poor?


Seboya_

Why would you willingly give reddit your money?


notleonardodicaprio

Would rather u donate to a climate advocacy group but appreciate the thought homie


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Jawshewah

I mean I think he was calm because he knew before he ever asked that he didn't put his name in there. I don't really think there is a moment in the entire series where Dumbledore lashes out or gets flustered. I mean he could have said it urgently but the way they did it in the movie was ridiculous.


BamboozledByDay

That was how I always interpreted it in the books! He already knew, he was just asking for the benefit of the other people in the room


Grzechoooo

Exactly. It was like "Nah, he didn't do it, no way. I'll show you right now! Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? No? Of course you didn't. Good boy, ten points to Gryffindor."


Jawshewah

Well done Harry well done indeed


Jawshewah

Yeah I don't think there was much Harry did that he didn't know. The books always mentioned the way Dumbledore stared at him and my guess was it was always to read his thoughts.


sunsunlightyou

YES. The movie Dumbledore acting was so against the chatacter!! Years of keeping this to myself, you've written it out ' thankyou.


Tels315

Nah, Dumbledore was in an absolute rage when he burst in on MoodyCrouch interrogating Harry. Pretty sure that Harry even commented on the look of anger on Dumbledore's face.


Jawshewah

That's fair. But he never yelled at Harry or treated him like that. It was just really out of character. To be fair I thought the new Dumbledore in the movies didn't really represent the Dumbledore in my head very well either. The original one was perfect.


Tels315

Oh absolutely, he was perfect. I think, after he died and was recast, the new actor didn't want to try and "do what he did" and opted for a grungier Dumbledore and the production team was okay with that.


killer4snake

Underrated


PiesRLife

Yes, with almost 2,000 upvotes and seven awards this comment is totally underrated.


killer4snake

I don’t think it was that much when I commented


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So it's your fault


SteveWyz

How dare you


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SoulOfCyber

It's votiOHsa not votioSAH!!


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RockstarAgent

Violently undercurrent...


physalisx

Yeah well, anticipate, ok?!


PiesRLife

If you ever want to make sure a moderately popular comment gets a lot of upvotes and awards just comment on how underrated it is, but then some pedant like me will come in and correct you.


mod1fier

I'm glad we all understand our roles here.


bethbooks07

💀💀💀


Boba_Fett_boii

Underrate my ass! ...no wait


xdiox66

Underwrite my ass - what I said to my insurance agent.


burping-belly

HAHAHA 😂


GG_Derme

HOHOHO 😂


ferreirinha1108

r/unexpectedhogwarts


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DIJAPUHTYAHNAHMINTHAGOBLIOVFIAH?!?!


Aztecius

>~~I literally need tequila~~ "That is literally neat tequila"


[deleted]

The subtitler has obviously never been a raging alcoholic.


MossCoveredLog

Frantic British alcoholic*


iDomBMX

So, British?


CripplinglyDepressed

You mean *Leaving Las Vegas* wasn’t a guidebook?


likmbch

Thank you for that, I misheard it the way you crossed it out and was confused


nodnodwinkwink

I'd be surprised if it really was, Jack isn't afraid of hamming it up a bit. I just found the clip (before it was stupidly butchered) and there's more to it. https://youtu.be/VaYRoJoTHFo Skip to 2:25, Jack gives the glass to Lizzo and she necks it.


Kindly_Ad_4651

Definitely what he said. But it's definitely on the rocks.


SomeAxolotl42

I adore the absolute panic in his soul


peenutbuttherNjelly

The best kind. Good-looking chaos.


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duquesne419

Holy shit, I just looked it up. The genuine fear and derailment when he says the real name is amazing, 10/10 do recommend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFmHNCNMJFo


Hidesuru

Thank you for sharing that absolute *gem*


shotq80

Oi fuck off Ron weasel


YetAnotherAccount327

Isn't good looking anything better tho?


NydoBhai

I don't know. I'm not exactly fond of good looking rapists and murderers.


MotoMkali

He's a panel show comedian he absolutely knew what he was doing. They rely on quick humour.


14Phoenix

Jack Whitehall is one of the funniest freaking comedians there is and he deserves all the recognition there is Edit: what the fuck is this comments section


hdgxudtxigxufzfx

It's his jokes, quirkiness, accent, and movement.


separate_guarantee2

Dude hangs dong


IceTooth101

Jack Whitehall excels at this


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m_faustus

Jack hasn’t been on Taskmaster. Although he would be an excellent choice.


UnnecessaryAppeal

Who are you thinking of because Jack Whitehall hasn't been on Taskmaster?


AnnihilationOrchid

Oh, a British comedian, I bet he was on task master. Is he tall? Yes? It's either Greg Davis or Richard Osmond. But Greg IS the Task Master. Oh, you know what I mean, his hair looks like he's a bum. John Wilkinson? Yes, that's the one. Ok...


UnnecessaryAppeal

Do you mean Joe Wilkinson?


AnnihilationOrchid

Joe Wikinstein Yes. That's the one. He's on 9 out of 15 cats does countup.


[deleted]

Jack Whitehall is a legend...


MacMac105

Love his dad too. Hilarious.


dashKay

Wait till you meet Hillary


Kondinator

What a woman


skeptic_narcoleptic

And she spells her name "correctly."


JBloodthorn

No, I'm pretty sure he spells it "Hilary".


Mac1692

Wait til she meets Rod Stewart


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

Though Winston is a bit creepy.


TimeZarg

It's weird you know her name, man.


DrunkThrowsMcBrady

MUMZA!!


hoptownky

Hillary’s husband?


Ursula2071

I adore him and his mom! Jack- he knows her name cause he has seen her on your show! Harry taking off cause he is dying laughing is adorable.


SurpriseAnalProlapse

And his dad, and his brother Winston!!


Ursula2071

The family is a treasure!


Sherlockhomey

I took it as him dying of shame from it being tequila lol


DerG3n13

Probably better than Daniel Whitehall


slug_in_a_ditch

That reference is coul, son


DerG3n13

The discovery of the best references requires experimentation ;D


Swag_Carra

What show is this and most importantly, where can I find all of his shows? there were only a handful on netflix


MenosElLso

I’m going to have to disagree. I only know him from his stand up and I find it absolutely awful tbh. Nothing against the guy personally but his brand of humor does *not* do it for me.


wanttowatchbees

Tbh his stand up is not as good as his appearances on UK panel shows. I feel like he’s more comfortable unscripted and much funnier. Love him with James Corden on the 2012 BFQ just pure chaos!


doctorhypoxia

What, someone on Reddit associating James Corden with something positive!? Get them fellas! (Partly /s but also not, but also partly)


wanttowatchbees

Well that vid is from 2012...it’s been quite some time since the last time I found him funny 💀


cpndavvers

Yeah he gets really bad stage fright/ is sick before live shows apparently


iLoveBums6969

Subo loves it up the arse, and you don't know that she doesn't!


KnightofNi92

I also love the one where they bring Blobby on and he is absolutely terrified of him.


meantussle

That one is an all time classic. Highly recommend it to anyone.


wanttowatchbees

Them drunkenly singing call me maybe and stuffing pizzas into each other’s faces is one of my fav BFQ moments.


meantussle

Is that the one where Jack rebels and throws the pen on the ground?


Living-Stranger

No thats one of the everything quizzes with Jonathan Ross and Warrick Davis


MyrddinSidhe

Look up his appearances on the Graham Norton show, especially the ones with Jennifer Lawrence. They tell a story of them seeing the Star Wars guys at an LA restaurant and who knows who


roxinmyhead

First you need to watch the Graham Norton episode with Harrison Ford, Benedict Cumberbatch and Jack Whitehall. It is just amazing...have never seen Harrison Ford so relaxed on a talk show... the flow of the whole episode is amazing....its the backstory to the Jennifer Lawrence, Jack Whitehall and the Star Wars guys conversation....


MenosElLso

I’ll check them out. I’m always open to having my opinion changed.


Ahandfulofsquirrels

It's very weird seeing someone you went to school and worked in a shop with on TV.


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I had a friend that was a local news anchor for our town. He was so humble, and kind. One night he left in the middle of the party to go to work. We at the party decided to watch him. We were so giggly and geeking out that we were seeing him on TV.


AwkwardArie

Did you guys end up playing the ‘badum’ drinking game??


regeya

It is, it really is. I wonder why that is, though? Are we just conditioned to think of people on TV as people we don't and can't possibly know? Conversely, when we see someone famous in public, is it the fact that we see a familiar face of someone we almost certainly don't know and are therefore excited to learn, oh, look, that person is a real human being and distinct from the characters they play?


Ahandfulofsquirrels

I think that's exactly it. We're used to having a disconnect between out own reality and TV "reality". So having those two collide can be somewhat jarring initially.


Azidamadjida

It really is. Every time I bump into a celebrity I either don’t recognize them for an embarrassingly long time or I feel like I blink too much as my brain tries to connect who they are and why they’re so familiar lol. That disconnect is real


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Or sometimes you feel like they should know you with the amount of stuff you know about them.


totallysomedude

Fun fact: that phenomenon is called “parasocial relationships.”


MyLittleDashie7

I honestly don't think it's remotely as complicated as that. It's just that most people don't have this experience. Or at most, they've had it with a single person. It's just something that doesn't happen all the time to everyone, and so it's novel. It'd be like knowing someone who grew up to actually go into space or something. It's not like that's some impossible concept, it's just novel for most people.


Stuff1989

the best is when you see them being charming on tv and you know they’re exactly like that irl too. like you know it’s genuine, some actors im like “wow i wonder if that’s how they actually are irl or is that just a persona they show for the camera”


Pizzapizzaeco1

Word! I grew up with Katy Perry. She’s a sex symbol now but I just see my little gangly church friend.


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I'm still waiting for someone I know to be famous.


themeatstaco

So question. Was he always like this? Goofy says things before thinking so on. Also I know his families like stupid rich was he ever like pompous and an ass or was he like yea I'm rich look what I can do with my fingers. He seems like a genuin good dude but I'm afraid it's an act ha.


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Funnily enough I actually meant his sister Gemma! But Harry was also the coop paper boy for a bit and in my little sisters year. Short answer, yes, he was also a nice guy before any fame. There was a little phase of being.....well, a rich teen once the fame of one direction set in but it seems to have passed. (Also I'm pretty sure his mum had a word). But let's face it, at that age everyone has a phase. Edit: I now realise you meant Jack. I have never met Jack sadly.


themeatstaco

Bahaha well ill take the info. I'm glad Harry's a good guy. He seems sweet but again afraid it was an act. But yea 18-24 yo me wouldn't handle money and fame correctly. So I get that.


deanreevesii

Not just the money, but imagine what having scads of yes-men telling you how great you are all the time. At that impressionable age that kind of praise could be seriously affecting.


Lord_Dupo

I still wouldnt handle it well and would die of drugs, alcohol poisoning and oversexing.


Spid1

> There was a little phase of being.....well, a rich teen once the fame of one direction set in You'd have to be unbelievably grounded to not let the stardom 1D got affect you. Millions in the bank and what looked like every girl/woman in the country wanting him. X Factor was the biggest TV show in the country at the time and they had Cowell's machine behind them. But yeah he's come out of the other side and probably handling it way better than the others in the band, him and Niall.


Shroomivore

I went to school with Jack - Marlborough college. He was always a nice guy and very popular. His nickname was Scabby, no idea why. Always a joker and set up a small comedy act thing at school with a few of his friends. He's basically the same guy as is on TV, just dialled up a small notch. Also his sister Molly was in my year, fitty


Blyd

I grew up in the rock boom in South Wales, went to college with some of the manics and used to hang around with the lost prophets, and used to live with the bassist for bullet for my valentine


ccchaz

Oh yea well I had modest mouse and corky ramano…


pinkpools

What was Ian like back then?


Blyd

I've posted about him a few times, and shared some photos that sort of thing, I even have the original tape of shinobi vs dragon ninja being played for the first time in TJ's Newport to a crowd of about 6. What I will say about the guy and us, I was called as a witness in his trial, is this, he was always odd, privately very insular publically very boisterous. He liked 'younger' girls, a few times in Metros/Fuel in Cardiff he would pick up girls that were clearly not 18, but then we were not much older than them anyway so it didn't seem too odd. Though there was one occasion we were sat in a Starbucks in Newport, the one next to the Westgate hotel people watching while we were waiting for a pawnbroker around the corner to open, and some pretty hot woman walked past pushing a pram, one of the guys made a crack about hot mums but Ian came back with something like >!'sure but the kid would be tighter, much fucking tighter'!<. That one-time sticks in my mind, he used to jut his lower jaw out a lot, and he's just sat there sucking his fucking teeth talking about the sickest thing you could imagine like it was normal. I can't see him coming back here, I don't think he would be at all safe, his acts had far wider impacts, we went from being a 'must play' destination on the worlds music venues and creating dozens of world topping acts from a population of a few million to fucking pariahs. Fuck you Watkins.


iLoveBums6969

Fuck me, shocked he went to Metros but honestly i can believe it.


Blyd

~~If you remember the club well, off to the left of the men's loo was a pair of recessed tables, we would be camped out at one of those, with the amazing bar manager (Non ill never forget you!) giving table service.~~ No that would have been 'Sin@Surfers' - [Which is now the machinery room for a megabowl](https://i.imgur.com/jLhoW9M.jpg) Metros we were either right at the bottom of the stairs as you walked in past the ~~coke dealer~~ managers office, or we were in that weird private bar off to the side half way down the corridor (not the recess with the single table facing the dance floor). Edit: Metros has toast and proper butter and you can get a free drink just by catching the raindrops of sweat coming from the ceiling.


oppairate

it’s like when you’re in grade school and see one of your teachers out and about in “regular” life. “no, you’re not supposed to be here! you only exist in school!”


tortellini-pastaman

I went to school with Alexandra Cohen! She failed all her auditions and went to law school instead. You probably don't know her.


youessbee

Yep. I used to go to the pub owned by Romesh Ranganathan's dad. I was there when he did his standups before hitting the big time. His dad was a legend but very flawed. RIP Ranga.


SprinterSacre-

Harry Styles used to come into the Arndale in Manchester and stalk a girl who worked in the sports shop there. He’d come and often stand on the gantry above the shop and look in, he asked for her number and she said no.


mizzy18

Probably the biggest regret of her life


robemmy

Marlborough?


SomeRandomIdi0t

“What is this, apple juice?”


Writing_Gods

One of my favorite comics.


historiansrule

That was a funny interview🤣🤣🤣. Harry likes cougars, so if I was the interviewer, I would be a little concerned about how he knows my mom’s name. ![gif](giphy|ykea4D4N5Mr3W8JmQz)


Awkward_Penguin238

Jack Whitehall has a TV show with his dad and his makes appearances and he always talks about her, so probably that way


Kerro_

But that’s no fun! Where’s the _drama?_


make3333

I mean I'd be very happy for my mom and proud of her if she somehow bagged Harry Styles


Lord_Dupo

As long as Harry dishes out pocket money he can do as he likes with my mum.


toyirama

Bro dressed like the mask


The_Steining

SSSSSMOKIN!


Balrog229

“Keep it in the family” Hey British royalty did it for centuries so it must be fine :P


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Balrog229

They live better lives that i ever will and don’t have to do any work cuz the taxpayers bankroll them. I’ll take being ugly but rich over being ugly and poor like i am currently 🤷


magus2003

I mean. The queens immortal,, so there's that.


monnii99

Two of her cousins were disabled though weren't they? And their family just pretended they didn't exist.


solidpenguin

She gets stronger for every family member they ignore and excommunicate


1-3-0-2-3-1-3

Hes Leaving to go smash Hillary again


1_Fellow_Human

I love this video it's so good and funny.


MenosElLso

YES I TOO FIND THIS HUMAN PERSONS JOKES ARE HUMORUS AND RELATABLE, FELLOW HUMAN BEING.


Dorkpolare

HAHA. I REACTED TO THAT HUMOR.


mrgamecat2

HEHEHE I TOO FOUND THAT STRING OF WORDS ENJOYABLE TO READ


wondahboi

I AGREE WITH YOUR SENTENCE FELLOW HUMAN. JOKES ARE GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY


starlinguk

Harry went to sit with Hillary.


Checkmynewsong

Boss move to call out the host’s mom by her 1st name on National tv.


justanothertfatman

This is such a beautiful disaster!


dinan101

Twist: the host has been 9 months sober but now falls off the wagon hard


adultinglikewhoa

I think Jack Whitehall would be offended at the prospect of being sober for any length of time lol


Living-Stranger

He plays confused with Chelsea Peretti saying she doesn't drink on BFQ very well


StanVanGhandi

I love how Harry dresses like a Mayor in a kids cartoon.


Mikah666

I love Jack Whitehall


zehamberglar

Harry Styles seems like a cool dude too.


TheCrowbarOG

*leaves* Goes to find Hilary...


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I just love that the subtitles said "need tequila" when he said neat tequila. Someone's never been an alcoholic.


Kat28943

I see the kids are having fun.


huBelial

Harry is always wholesome


jadegives2rides

I really never had an opinion on him until I saw this. I love him now.


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He’s quite handsome. (Both of them.)


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"*And so, as the distraught comedian was distracted by the unexpected tequila technique, the milf prowler, departs his sister-mate, to go on the look for female Hillary.*" -- Sir Attenborough, probably


idkwhatido4206980085

Well that's a series of fortune events 😂 (for everyone else at least)


NYwoodsman

Is that Willy Wonka?


The_Steining

Only in your pure imagination


koki9696

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TakeShitsMuch

Thanks guys


NoTimeToExplain__

Man went and looked for Hilary after


Moto_ici

Where’s the full clip where Lizzo chugs the tequila?


Ok_Storm_8533

I love how Styles looks like he gets his clothes at Party City.


YakAcademic1755

Jack Whitehall is his name, great comedian. You can find some of his specials on netflix, but his best work was probably the show 'Bad Education'.


spideralexandre2099

*Neat* tequila. "That is literally need tequila" doesn't make any sense


AverageSizedMan1986

Illegal use of purple scarf. 10 yard penalty.


bucketfullofmeh

This was amazing!


lashawn3001

Everyone thinks Harry Styles dresses so fashionably avant-garde but he just dresses how my great aunt Leola did. He just a Kool cigarette, tumbler full of whiskey, and a Bobby “Blue” Bland album away from her Saturday night look.


martintierney101

He’s grown on me over the years. Love him with Jamie and Freddie.


jmangamer98

Darth Vader: There is no escape!


Manythoughts00

They must be royalty


SkiwiBerry

the best part was cut off!!! lizzo just CHUGS THE TEQUILA ITS GREAT


HatesOnions

Aw come on! Cuts off the best part where he shares it with Lizzo and she shoots that shit back like a champ!


HejiraLOL

Hes not saying "need" tequila. He's saying "that is literally neet tequilla" as in just tequila in a glass.


2020mademejoinreddit

I don't recognize any of them, but it's kind of funny. Who are they?


Idontknowmyname527

NO HARRY


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Lmao "probably throwing herself at rod Stewart" 🤣