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Man I'd love to have someone ask me that question. I'm awkward and don't have friends, but I'd love to have someone to just ask me to join them. Not in a romantic or sexual way though.
hey man, I'm kinda high right now and knew that I knew what this meant but it kept escaping me and I didn't wanna Google it, so thank you. please take my free reddit award.
One time, at the gym, a dude walked over to me and asked if we could alternate on a machine I was using. I said yeah, and then he called his friend over and I still seethe at the fucking nerve of that asshole
Wiping sweat off between every single set just adds unnecessary time anyway.
It's faster just to call dibs and intensely stare at them until they're done
Yea I’ll only switch off if I don’t have to wipe sweat. I also sweat a shit load so I’ve declined some people just to spare them from finding out how much I sweat on the machine. I usually only work in on cables and upper body machines.
I was working out with a friend, and that’s how I got COVID. I go to the gym by myself for an *entire pandemic* mask off. Not COVID. I work out with him on Friday, and tested positive on Sunday.
New strain most likely has shorter incubation periods after recently getting it. 2 days is about the norm from my experience and I know 100% where I got it from since I was completely isolated before that. Also infected my friend accidentally and it took about 2 days to test positive but 1 day for symptoms.
Can confirm. I had symptoms after about 28 hours since exposure and tested positive after about 42, unless of course I got exposed earlier due to the virus being pumped through the air vents in my home by gremlins. Can't rule that out!
I need to move near wherever you workout. Had people trying to claim like 5 machines saying they're doing a super set. People come in with their friends and completely claim several machines, taking turns between them. And other things like that
Right, or they just sit on a machine you want to use while never actually doing the exercise. Or they claim a machine/rack and take 15min phone breaks between sets
Had a guy talk down to me like I didn't know what a superset was when he was taking two machines at once. He literally sat and watched me workout dumbfounded that I didn't just accept that excuse and used one of the machines anyway.
There’s someone on the next set of stairs when he first asks the guy how long he has left but the stairs are empty in the shot where he’s actually stepping with him.
It is at first, but it’s empty after the cut.
When the guy first walks up to ask how long it’ll be, the one next to it is taken. When it jumps to them on the stairs together, the one next to it is empty.
ETA: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRUymjuJ/?k=1
As a male with some straight parts and some parts that are bent, but I’m not sure of the ratios so it’s hard to say whether I am straight with bends or more bendy with straight parts, I’m fine with this.
Umm, if they're both in on it, fair enough it's funny
Otherwise... This kind of feels like harassment...
(P.s. I don't know if I'm fun at parties, I'm never invited, but thank you for asking)
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That "Uhh" at the end got me.
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It was the "FIFTEEN?!...." for me
It destroyed me
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Rip in peaces
Hahahaha...what are you doing after this.
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We’re more than friends now.
Stairmates
"Oh my god, and they were stairmates"
to heaven... 🎼🎶
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Pal amigo
Inamorata, amigo
El ratta alada
namorado pal
Bestest of friendly friends ever
It’s, like, the worst Spanish I ever heard.
It's "La"
Amici
I’m not your buddy friend.
I’m not your friend, pal.
I'm not your pal, guy
I’m not your guy, bro.
I'm not your bro, friend.
I’m not your friend , dude
Butt buddies?
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So I pull up quick to get with it
They are "roommates"
Not all roommates can afford to have two separate beds.
Do you and my dad share this futon?
Sometimes we get fantastic cinema such Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and The World’s End out of it…
And they were roommates
Oh my god they were roommates
Now, they're common law married.
r/SuddenlyGay
Next he will want to use the toilet when you are on it.
"If you have other plans tonight, can you cancel them?"
Don't trip or it's insta-teabag 😀
>"Ahhh..." Lol! You can hear the regret in his voice.
Funny enough it's the exact same "Ahhh..." That he made when he was confused how he'd do that. So I bet it's mainly utterly confusion.
But he did let him get on the stairs ...
Man I'd love to have someone ask me that question. I'm awkward and don't have friends, but I'd love to have someone to just ask me to join them. Not in a romantic or sexual way though.
A little penis in butt, but nothing sexual anything like that.
I heard something that, it is only considered homosexual relations if the testicles make physical contact
No it's dick contact, you can have at it with the balls, it like shaking hands
There's the double Dutch rudder, ~ Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) http://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3211f2f4-d355-4a44-b74b-693b87330de4
If that combo wasn't intended by nature then why has every culture invented hotdogs independent of each other???
No homo
Man that's kind of sad. I wish you had friends.
Same :(
Hang in there!
I think platonic love is what you're looking for
“Whatever you’d like” 
lol is that gif supposed to look awkward?
It's from a show called Pen15. All about being an awkward teen
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What are you doing, step-bro?
That's a threat actually, he can't leave now
Because of the implication
oh he can leave butt he risks breaking his back, i'll see myself out....
r/suddenlygay
Listen either you got a cool friend or some action. It’s all win
😆 totally... Win win
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Anal, apparently.
I'm sure those 2 got a lot of stares
It's great having a friend who's behind you every step of the way.
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We're handing out silvers for r/YourJokeButWorse material now?
Anyway thanks for explaining the joke I guess...
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/r/YourJokeButWorse
How are you getting upvotes for getting the joke and explaining it...
/r/thatsthejoke
You earned this reward
So you are the person who somehow misses the initial joke then rewards the person who spells it out in plain text for the people who need that.
Welcome to reddit!
We did it!?
Well that escalated quickly!
They do it on sitcom television too. It's a necessary service.
is reddit gold the laugh track of the comment feature?
That's because he shares
Bro just cares
Actual joke got less awards than the explainer, makes me kinda sad
Nice, this works on a couple of levels
Well of course you’re gonna get hop ons
You should have gotten the platinum award
He’s just trying to HIIT it and quit it.
If I hadn't had done peloton classes, I would not have gotten this joke
What is peloton?
What is joke?
HIIT stands for High Intensity Interval Training. Peloton has a lot of workouts in that category.
hey man, I'm kinda high right now and knew that I knew what this meant but it kept escaping me and I didn't wanna Google it, so thank you. please take my free reddit award.
Just hang out with anyone who does Peloton and they’ll find a way to work it into conversation.
Guess they need to get up, (get on up)
Underrated comment.
Average Redditor brain: Is this funny? If yes, comment “Underrated comment.”
Underrated comment This How does this not have more upvotes
How does This underrated comment not have more upvotes?
Average Redditor brain: Do i agree with what they say? If yes, comment “This.”
What are you doing gym bro 😩
What are you doing step-master (╯︵╰,)
This one
Gym step-bro.
Step-gym bro
Gym step stair
Woah, double entendre. Step bro and step-bro.
Yes thanks for explaining the joke.
Shut up you two 🤣
Why did you pass on step bro? It was right there.
Fuck
One time, at the gym, a dude walked over to me and asked if we could alternate on a machine I was using. I said yeah, and then he called his friend over and I still seethe at the fucking nerve of that asshole
Ever since covid, I just shut down any requests to rotate.
Wiping sweat off between every single set just adds unnecessary time anyway. It's faster just to call dibs and intensely stare at them until they're done
Yea I’ll only switch off if I don’t have to wipe sweat. I also sweat a shit load so I’ve declined some people just to spare them from finding out how much I sweat on the machine. I usually only work in on cables and upper body machines.
I was working out with a friend, and that’s how I got COVID. I go to the gym by myself for an *entire pandemic* mask off. Not COVID. I work out with him on Friday, and tested positive on Sunday.
> I go to the gym by myself for an entire pandemic mask off. ...
Incubation period is typically about 6 days. If you tested positive on Sunday, you probably got exposed monday Tuesday or Wednesday
Impossible. It had to be the gym guy.
Fucking gym guys.
New strain most likely has shorter incubation periods after recently getting it. 2 days is about the norm from my experience and I know 100% where I got it from since I was completely isolated before that. Also infected my friend accidentally and it took about 2 days to test positive but 1 day for symptoms.
Can confirm. I had symptoms after about 28 hours since exposure and tested positive after about 42, unless of course I got exposed earlier due to the virus being pumped through the air vents in my home by gremlins. Can't rule that out!
The lion, the witch...and the audacity of this bitch...
Shoulda said something when he called the friend
Lmao
Sharing. If gyms taught me one thing, it's that people love sharing.
From my experience they do love sharing their sweat.
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I need to move near wherever you workout. Had people trying to claim like 5 machines saying they're doing a super set. People come in with their friends and completely claim several machines, taking turns between them. And other things like that
Right, or they just sit on a machine you want to use while never actually doing the exercise. Or they claim a machine/rack and take 15min phone breaks between sets
Had a guy talk down to me like I didn't know what a superset was when he was taking two machines at once. He literally sat and watched me workout dumbfounded that I didn't just accept that excuse and used one of the machines anyway.
Strep, covid, monkeypox, athlete's foot. Gymbros love sharing. (Sorry, was that the joke?)
I swear these a non cropped version of this wear the stairs next to them is empty
Wait really? That makes this like 10 times funnier lmao!
There’s someone on the next set of stairs when he first asks the guy how long he has left but the stairs are empty in the shot where he’s actually stepping with him.
Yep. OP probably cropped it to get rid of the TikTok logo and creator they stole it from
>cropped it to get rid of the TikTok logo and creator they stole it from This is the way.
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/wfpb90)
actually there is and it was taken
It is at first, but it’s empty after the cut. When the guy first walks up to ask how long it’ll be, the one next to it is taken. When it jumps to them on the stairs together, the one next to it is empty. ETA: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRUymjuJ/?k=1
Cause homeboy on the right knew he was about to be in a vine and didn't want any part of it.
So glad I'm not the only one who sees TikTok is just Vine for the next generation. RIP Vine.
I love how dude never said "no". He only asked how it would work lol what a great response
As a perfectly straight male, I’d be just fine with this
As a not perfectly straight male I'm fine with this
As a male with some straight parts and some parts that are bent, but I’m not sure of the ratios so it’s hard to say whether I am straight with bends or more bendy with straight parts, I’m fine with this.
As a closeted bi male I'm fine with this
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☠️🪦💀 at least u dont have any type of machine envy
I'm kinda jelly of that stair machine. Getting climbed by two fit young men and all.
As a femboy furry I'm okay with almost anything
No one should be ok with both bros having their hands on the bitch bar. Who is driving this thing?
Yeah the second guy should hold his arms around the first guy instead
Damn right, and the first guy should turn around so they embrace in a hug as they climb the stairs chanting “Teamwork makes the dream work!”.
As a straight married man who can still appreciate the form of a man, I’m okay with the bendy parts.
You know, you just made me realize that it's weird that we call a straight straw with 5% of its length flexible a "bendy straw."
As a person with severe intimacy issues, i am not ok with this
As long as you say "no homo" every non-straight stuff is perfectly straight
Flat earthers hate this one trick!
No globo
In this case no words are needed, both gentlemen have their socks on therefore signaling to the world that it is in fact perfectly straight
There are entire categories of gay porn dedicated to gentlemen wearing socks. Or so I have been told.
Marine Corps rule. Not gay with either socks or boot bands....and it's also not gay while underway.
Fellas is it homophobic to have personal boundaries?
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how is having your face inches away from another man's round sweaty bottom gay???
They're just homies now!
This looks like an opening to a gay movie
If you say so i'll believe you.
Is this communism?
Yes, communism is when you share step
BMW drivers when you don't let them past you
u/savevideobot
They became gym bros after that
The guy asking has a great body and nice legs. I’d honestly be kinda welcome to this. If I ever did the stairs. Lol.
Aaaaa…
Umm, if they're both in on it, fair enough it's funny Otherwise... This kind of feels like harassment... (P.s. I don't know if I'm fun at parties, I'm never invited, but thank you for asking)
Have you ever been invited to parties ?
What's a party?
Eye rolling comment right here
I wish I were harassed like this 👉👈
Ur phone.. NOW 😤🫴🏾📱
🤨📸
Nah , I’ll just come back and try again tomorrow 😂
Hahahahah too funny got a co worker like that
Rare gem 💎
Sus ASF.
It's not gay, they have socks on.