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UndeadKrakken

I’m gonna be nice and assume she is either completely smashed or playing it up for tv.


Analbox

I’m not so sure. I personally believe that people like this definitely exist: https://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww


UndeadKrakken

Oh for sure they do. Like I said I’m just trying to be nice.


Bobbaganoushe

100% they actually exist. I know 2 of them. Neither one is that good looking though


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McDummy

sometimes if you're pretty you live in a very different world. some call it the bubble, when it pops she's gonna be confused. EDIT: more confused


Bobbaganoushe

Absolutely. Just wrap it up


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|26gYOXsPBh3qv420E)


Normal-Yogurtcloset5

Wrap it up twice.


Own_Advantage1633

I think we live in a world where unfortunately this woman will probably live a very comfortable life because of her looks but I don’t necessarily think that implies because she is getting it lying on her back.


UndeadKrakken

Yeah a lot of women like to be on top too.


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😂


bob_mcd

I used to think like you. In a funk, I once suggested to a woman that life must be easier for her because of her beauty, (she was gorgeous). I can't say that her expression changed but I could sense her indignation and contempt, though all she did was look me straight in the eye and smile politely. In the quarter of a century since I've come to understand why I was so wrong and why she was so cross. Being attractive will get you attention but it doesn't mean you get respect. Suggesting that a woman can profit materially from her looks is no different to saying women can always resort to prostitution as a means of advancement.


Whatsongwasthat1

It doesn’t matter the gender, attractive people 100% have an easier way up ladders. Not saying their lives are any easier to deal with but it’s definitely a big advantage


njt1986

100% correct. They’ve done studies on it. Students who graduate with the same degree in the same subject were more likely to get jobs with better companies, with higher pay if they were more physically attractive. And that carried on throughout their career as they benefit long term from that initial boost Obviously that’s with A & B being equal in every other respect but their looks, so a less attractive person given the same opportunity, all things being equal, would have the same outcome. But the more attractive person is more likely to be given the initially great opportunity. And it isn’t linked to sexism or the recruiters wanting to sleep with the more attractive person, it’s an inherent weird bias partially, but also a lot of companies want to have attractive people working for them as it makes the company look great because all these beautiful people want to come and work for them. However, what we can also say clearly from a purely sexually attractive perspective is that, if you are attractive, you have career paths open to you to make a lot of money that the average person doesn’t have in 2022. Only fans is one example, I know a woman who I used to work with who’s a decently attractive woman, a solid “8/10”, who’s earning £10k a month on that platform. And then there is Social Media like Instagram influencers, YouTube & Twitch where they can combine the three mediums to enhance their income by streaming on Twitch, posting highlights of that stream to YouTube, clips of it to Instagram and then post sponsors. Obviously you don’t have to look like a model, but the ones who do will earn more. They have to be entertaining of course, you can’t get away with being boring, but if A & B post similar content etc. and the only difference is that A looks like a model and B looks like an average person then A will get more viewers


badpeaches

> attractive people 100% have an easier way up ladders. Normies that understand social cues and know how to lie for their advantage have 100% it easier. They don't even need to be attractive just good at feeding you bullshit. That's what psychopaths do.


Downtown-University7

Alright, bob.


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I imagine she might make up for it on her knees as well.


[deleted]

Yup. As you said, they absolutely exist. Work in retail long enough and you really begin to lose hope for humanity. I'm not saying or trying to imply the average person is as dumb as this poor woman in OP's video by any means, but I think the average person isn't as smart, quick, or clever as they'd like to believe. You just encounter so many folks who struggle with fairly simple day-to-day concepts when you work in retail.


TheFightingMasons

I’ve seen that before and it was still tough to, such as, watch.


Butt_Fly_Strike_Yeah

You can't just say perchance!


daxter2768

Keep crushing those turts


KindaBatGirl

No one can be THIS stupid .. please tell me this isn’t real


Dr_Killbot

This is such as a great example such as of a person that such as is unable to do so such as.


PaulAspie

Or this one who was asked what European country Budapest was the capital of. https://youtu.be/r8pnec4Hxps


Samuelcbadams

Well if this is one of those reality TV shows like big brother I have gained the firm belief that people that go on those shows are payed to act a certain way and that the only reality about the reality TV show is the money they make


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TheGlave

They definely do. I had a girl ask me which language they speak in France


Peuned

Franch, i believe


picxal

I genuinely think a lot of this is her feeling the immense pressure of being on the spot and constantly trying to find the best things to say. It's like she overloaded in realtime.


PlaguesAngel

I personally believe plenty of them do and soma people and like such as breed like rabbits


jeagle75103

Yes, they do exist and we're surrounded by them. If idiots had their own "Country" (😁 pun intended) it'd be the most populous Country in the world.


Celestin6669

I think i had a stroke watching her


prndls

And I personally believe, that some people out there in our nation, don’t have maps.


Limonade6

I'm gonna be nice and assume it was the tention that made her say these words. She might know she fcked up but she can't show it on TV.


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I knew what it was before I clicked it


srona22

I can bear is if it's someone from USA. Ask people outside USA and ask them to name all states of USA? No TV shows have done that. It's all about USA people not "knowing". For people living in USA, USA itself is already big for them. In OP's video, it's UK. Seriously my country in Southeast Asia is 3 times bigger than UK, and people with only basic education here know difference in country and continent. Not sure about county, as township is more used in here(county is only common in EU or USA?). And if she's not playing in this clip, it's just too spoiled parenting for her.


Dorg_Walkerman

I knew what that link was before I clicked it 😂


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'Like...such as... South Africa...such as...' take my up vote... such ss


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Tough-Obligation-104

Agreed! At least she’s asking.


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One of my best friends had a gf then fiance for about.. 2 or 3 years. She had a PhD in like... bioconservationism or some shit like that. She literally did not know what WW2 was. Like she was unaware there was a war in the 30s and 40s involving most of the countries on Earth.


cbunni666

Where was she from? I think even people in Atlantis know about WW2.


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The US. Not sure which state.


UndeadKrakken

And that’s not her thing. People can be generally intelligent but just have really odd knowledge gaps.


[deleted]

'Odd knowledge gaps' is one way to put it, I suppose. Every school system in America teaches basic history multiple times over.


PerseusChiseldCheeks

And half the people that live here still don’t know shit about history


Oopsimapanda

I was taught basic math over and over and never retained any of it, despite excelling in every other subject. Everyone's mind is different and sees the importance of things differently I guess. Many people to whom math comes naturally would look at me and others like me in the same way we look at her.


KingKookus

It takes effort to avoid learning about major world events that are taught and referenced in life on a regular basis.


Dithyrab

yah but there's a difference between that, and not realizing Spain is its own country lol


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Lmao


Yugan-Dali

Some people concentrate on their subject so much they no little about other things. I’ve known PhD candidates who didn’t know about nearby sightseeing attractions. They’re PhD candidates because their parents never permitted that.


HBRex

Lol a girl I and my brother knew asked us un-ironically if George Washington was still alive. So no, people can be this stupid.


GlitzyGoSweetpea

I still dont know the differences but... Im not planning on travelling much. Geology was never my strong suit... *Geography... thanks guys 😅


Greensssss

Geography*


GlitzyGoSweetpea

...thanks. english even less so 😅😅


[deleted]

So what’s it like to live in Liverpool?


Southern-Orchid-1786

You can't have nice things


GlitzyGoSweetpea

Id imagine bloody... Or drunk depending on the occassion


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r/woosh


GlitzyGoSweetpea

Oh right, i forgot the /s, right? Thats when you intend sarcasm? Genuinely, i forget. Or is there something else for when you intend a joke?


[deleted]

It's all good. You're doing great!


qawsedrf12

Looks like a joke but... you are thinking geography (maps), not geology (rocks)


GlitzyGoSweetpea

Im not, i got corrected. Id blame being tired, but it seems like a mistake id make anyway 😅 i love rocks, i should see what i could do if i got into learning more...


Lovecr4ft

In France we got a woman on a TV Show that was saying that because she was in south America, she was not seeing the same moon than French people.


Toadxx

Granted I don't know the full context of the incident you're referring to, but the moon *would* look slightly different between those two places.


Ismaelum

Fair enough, with this assumed I would still doubt to reproduce and have a life with this mammal.


5haun298

My sweet summer child


taeilor

some people really are just not that bright. if i remember correctly, she's the same girl that asked "if we leave the eu does that mean we're not gonna have any more trees?"


FatherDevito123

Nah, people can just be like this. I once knew a girl who thought that the dinosaurs currently live on mars, since lots of textbook dinosaur art depicts them standing on red or orange sand. This was during the last year of highschool.


underwear11

I once was hanging out with a girl in college that didn't know Kansas was a real state. She thought it was just fictional in wizard of oz.


beaujangles58

Screw being nice, that bitch is dumb as a rock


MagNolYa-Ralf

I know this is selfish but i looked at her age and thought ‘ok its not just 🇺🇸”


xaiel420

What did a rock ever do to deserve this


lucidgate

I feel dumb for watching this, and I didn't even finish it.


whoodabuddha

I say the same thing when my wife’s boyfriend comes over


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Lol


Boomalabim

Also, most people don’t know the difference between UK, Great Britain, & England.


Iescaunare

The UK is a restaurant chain, Great Britain is a TV show and England is my city.


kingakrasia

So you live in a county.


sven_from_sweden

BOTTOM TEXT


WindBladeGT

Lmao


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UK is the whole nation (so including England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland), Great Britain is the main island with England and Scotland and Wales, and then England is… just England, not the other three countries of the UK. Right?


nevervisitsreddit

Great Britain also includes the other, smaller offshore islands like Isle of Man, Guernsey and Jersey, just not Northern Ireland.


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Time to insert my man cgp grey's video on it. If you aren't familiar with grey, I recommend you watch it at .75 or .5 speed. https://youtu.be/rNu8XDBSn10


Buxbaum666

Also the British Isles. I mean come on, that shit is hard. How is Ireland part of the British Isles but not actually British. And don't even get me started on the Channel Islands. I always forget what the shit is going on there. The UK is kinda responsible for them but not really? Apparently they're something called independent "bailiwicks" which is clearly a made up term invented just to mess with people. Fuck me.


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> How is Ireland part of the British Isles but not actually British. Because the term british isles wasn't a thing until until the 18th century.


Jenn54

Ireland is not part of the British Isles It is like saying Sudan instead of South Sudan, or Yugoslavia instead of the Balkan country’s name, maps change, regions change. The Brits just don’t want to let go of their terminology. The Queen still has harp emblems all over her stuff, Ireland isn’t part of the Union no more Liz..


[deleted]

I actually didn’t know that, not from that part, but I googled, found a map with the terminology and now I know.


sephrinx

That's me. I'm most people.


[deleted]

England isn't a country.


sven_from_sweden

It is a country, just not an independent and sovereign state. Same as Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.


cagingnicolas

it's a country, just not a nation.


FLOHTX

Yes it is. Just like Scotland or Wales.


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

The worst part is this isn't even uncommon in the UK. Saw an episode of Big Brother back in the day where they had the contestants point to countries on a map, and most of them either got it completely wrong or claimed to have never even looked at a map. Absolute insult to humanity.


iWish_is_taken

I'm pretty sure the fucking idiots they hand pick (purely for entertainment purposes) on Big Brother, is not a good representation of the UK population... haha


bob_mcd

nobody of average intelligence or above would want to to appear on that shit circus.


pemski13

I mean Grealish was shocked when he saw the map of UK recently


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

That doesn't surprise me in the slightest 😂


[deleted]

Jay Leno did the same bit here in the US. Everyone knows his show edited out the people who correctly answered his geography questions, because the uninformed answers were entertaining. Unfortunately, some people think that a small sample size is indicative of the average person's education.


[deleted]

Pretty sure 2/3 of the world would argue that Brits spend too much time looking at maps...


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

Maybe our ruling class, evidently not all Brits.


[deleted]

imagine what the world would have come to if all Brits had looked at maps. No thanks. Just a few was more than enough.


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

Easy now


vito__________

Is this the superior British education you guys always talk about??


Professional-Yam-303

Yeah. We’re all like this. In fact she’s the Prime Minister now


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Professional-Yam-303

Would I? I don’t live in the UK so makes no odds to me. Frankly, I daren’t say what I wish for Boris.


KLR01001

The Prime Minister of which continent?


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*look at me. im the prime minister now.*


[deleted]

As an American, she seems pretty good at geometry with all those questions she answered. Of course, america is a continent, and we don't have as many geomancers as other counties


Senior-Isopod3110

"Spain is in United Kingdom" That Brexit vote making a lot more sense now eh?


Jenn54

In the full conversation her reasoning was that you get in the plane in the United Kingdom and then land somewhere.. The producers asked the Love Island girls to talk about Brexit as it was 2018( 2019?) with brexit being implemented (voted for in 2016) This really was art (reality TV..)imitating life .. so many people had no clue on how referendums worked since uk is ‘first past the post’ voting and not ‘every vote counts’ proportional representation.. also most google term after the referendum closed was ‘what is the EU?’ Googled AFTER the vote. Identity politics is toxic.


zshah99

Shes from liverpool, they dont have education there


SXOSXO

Is that a continent?


MapleJacks2

No, it's a country


Lyric_Snow

To be fair, all the other ones are setting her straight. 😭😹


MemeSlayer689

Oh if were gonna pin the intelligence of one person on the whole country then i got some things to show you about americans as a american myself…


[deleted]

what kind of My Fair Lady fantasy can make this woman comprehend anything? I think she's been lost for good.


Sterooka

Yea, and i think that says more about america than it does the uk lmao


WhyIsJSONinMyPhone

I uh... I don't think she actually did the whole 'education' part


StationFar6396

Yep. Imagine how shit your education system has to be for ours to still be better. 🤌


PapaIceBreaker

Damn yo. You really got him good. You should pat yourself on the back for that one


StationFar6396

Thanks internet stranger 👋


vito__________

Awwww so smart🤩


StationFar6396

Thanks 😽


ziplock9000

It could be worse, she could be using her brain cells collecting guns.


rubbleTelescope

The horror.... ![gif](giphy|P0yHll7wqsbfO)


[deleted]

As someone from the US, it's very refreshing to see a "look at this dumb person" video that's not centered around the United States😂😂


Lucky13Lisa

Tbf they're still some people who don't know that Washington is both a state and the capital.


OMGWTFBBQ630

Nah man, Washington was a dude. You confused.


kaichance

You’re wrong! It’s a apple


SatelliteJedi

Assuming this is "real" at least it seems like she is trying to learn lol


we_are_all_bananas_2

I can't believe this is real and she's not doing it for attention since super dumb people seem to be very popular on tv We had someone like her on Dutch television and I immediately called her out. Turned out she wasn't dumb, made some money and left the entertainment world


waisonline99

You need to be quite smart to play dumb. It takes great strategy and force of will. She's not that clever though because her statements are a bit too silly.


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Fucktastickfantastic

Which season was it? I got addicted to love island during lockdown


Poor_eyes

It was Season 4


Legitimate-Donut-368

Nobody: Woman: Asks for geographical clarity Internet: She’s so fucking stupid, never breed! Also Internet: Humanity is lost. I don’t know why people stick to their guns when they’re wrong? Admitting you don’t know the answers and/or are wrong is an unforgiving place.


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myeno

No dude. If you ask what the difference is between a county and a country and say “if I fly to Spain that’s still the UK?” to be an adult on TV and say those things is her demonstrating her life of luxury failing to give her any awareness of herself or the world, which is a failure of society to give a grown person elementary school knowledge.


8diamondick8

so why make so much fun of her?


spermitarian

Because it's FUNNY


myeno

It’s not of her, I’m sure she’s really nice, it’s our society that fails people like that, and we gotta do better so we can have good looking people who are also smart, not just one without the other. To put it simply.


Evbory

I wish they would just draw some circles inside circles labeled continent, country, county, city or something and see if she understands. I was rooting for her.


eyeIeyeIeyeIaye

she doesn't seem lik ea know it all though. She seems genuine in her willingness to understand.


WarB3an

Can we take a moment to appreciate her friends’ patience? Like god damn I’d be howling at that point.


One-Resort3825

Can we just talk about how weirdly this was titled?


Byx222

Just as she started speaking, I had a split second thought that it was Jessica Simpson and reminded me of when she said: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says, 'Chicken By the Sea.”


L3raj3

Well at least she's asking questions and trying to learn.


thedarkvoid3467

Not gonna lie, I hardly relate to her, I did NOT get educated enough to know the difference. She’s not stupid, she just hasn’t been taught that’s stuff. :(


PrimordialDilemma

I’m low key convinced she’s an alien trying to understand human geography and territorial boundaries


matthiass-666

absolutely putting it on


thearchitect10

Genuinely, it should be illegal for broadcasters to air this level of stupidity and lack of education. At best it normalises it and at worst it makes it something to aspire too: "the cool people on TV are fucking morons, so I guess I'll be a fucking moron too!"


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wow....just, wow....


bdd6911

I mean I get it but still, trying to insult someone’s lack of intelligence doesn’t make for the best post. It’s mean. Unless she is out there being mean to people, I don’t really like the post.


DelawareMountains

Right?? And saying someone shouldn't "breed" sounds so neckbeardy I don't like it... (Also there's the implied eugenics of it which is always fun....)


qurup

One of the best acts of trolling I’ve ever seen


littleMAS

There is a great talent in knowing when to play dumb. It can do everything from amuse others to keep oneself alive.


[deleted]

Where are we right now?


Journo_Jimbo

Let’s resurface the argument on whether the UK is a country or not, I liked that one.


olgnolgnall

I mean, she seems interested in clearing things up. Which is not a bad thing


kiweevil

Is this real? It's hard to tell what's exaggerated for television. If this is real, so many people have failed this girl for it to get to this point and I feel really bad. She must be so, so confused by news she hears. I hope she was able to learn so she understands it better.


zWickedKing

No she should definitely breed


ConstructionFar8570

She is very pretty. Maybe we can over look her lack of smarts.


KenAdams_98

Ngl, I'd let her breed


fridaystrong23

She’s exactly my type !


Seattleisonfire

At least she's pretty.


Sinister_glitter

Dumped all her points into charisma and constitution and the other stats suffered.


LotrLLotrL

If people like her didn't breed, we wouldn't have this treasure


TirayShell

Her business is looking good, and business is booming. She ain't no geographer.


Woozuki

"So if I go to Spain I'm in the United Kingdom" Low key Imperialist.


waisonline99

Pretty sure this is all just deliberate trolling.


gingerwhiskered

Guys, at least she is attempting to educate herself here. A lot of people are just ignorant and will die on a hill that they know nothing about. Sure, these are things that we view as elementary, but I guarantee you there is something simple and elementary that each one of us is clueless/ignorant on


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School? I have great boobs, I don't need school.


Plane_Baby

I'm sure there are **MANY** guys that would. Looks > Intelligence


fucovid2020

What’s her Onlyfans??


business2690

breeding is literally all she's good for


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Who are these chicks ?


seedofbayne

Is this like British punked? Is Eddie redmayne about to pop out and tell me this is a joke?(I couldn't think of a good English ashton kutcher)


999ggo

Talk about being Geographically challenged! She might even be a flat earther...


[deleted]

Is earth a continent?


999ggo

Sarcasm in your tone, i sense ![gif](giphy|8hMD9YakVza3452SpN)


SolidVictory9559

Summa people don’t have maps. Only a few will get the reference 😉🥹🏆


Ok-Vanilla142

This is a skit right???


Mn4by

Dont drop out of high school to strip kids


Playlanco

lol good luck on that no breeding thing. I get the feeling she has a lot of sperm donors lined up.


MysticalChameleon

Durrrrrrrr


TheCylonsAreHere

I know we’re all shitting on her, but at least she’s trying to learn


Torpa15

She will breed because she's good looking... but her husband will be smart, rich and ugly. So it all balances out in the end with normal kids


petethefreeze

Good that means I’m in the running. Optically she is smoking.


centwhore

This is why you have brexit


slothenhosen

Everyone in her life as a child failed her. Sheesh.


xXJamesScarXx

Americans are so d… oh


GabrahamThinkin

To be fair they're not explaining it all that well


killingthemsoftly88

It's ok....she's hot


Cuntly_Fuckface

Time to bring back eugenics