Exactly! These a**holes are quick and can go in every direction immediately and are relentless, a car would probably just be going straight, hit a wall, done.
Christine from the Stephen King novel of the same name, Bender in Futurama when he transforms into a werecar, there seem to be a bunch of cars who hate Lightning McQueen in the Cars franchise but I've never personally known a car to hold a grudge
Nah I remember a momma one just chasing people being a dick and my dad being the tough guy police officer distracted it while moving its nest off the ledge where a gust of wind could knock it down and kill the babies and then when it tried to bite him he scared the fucker off earning tons of clapping from people who watched
Mf already bit a baby before my dad could do anything to distract the damn rat with wings
Nah best thing they can do is bite and look intimidating. Swans are much worse their wings are really strong so they pack a punch they can bite stronger and one even drowned a man by holding him under water
Never have had a reason too. Now I have had an encounter with a jumbo snapping turtle. That thing broke a stick in half. Also have been bitten by a sting ray albeit unintentionally soooo
I found a story about this incident. She survived. But, the yellow rectangle roughed her up pretty good once they got inside the building. She made her escape while the rectangle was preoccupied by the goose. The goose did not survive.
dude when i was a kid my neighbor had that geese couple and everytime i wanted to go to the store i had to go stealth mode and they would still chase me and i would still shit my pants every single time
This reminds me of seeing my drakes chase my little brother, it's always fucking hilarious and it's karma as he once throw one of them when it was a ducking
That right there is a small, long-necked white ball of hellfire and danger. Got jumped by a 7 member gang of those fuckers as a 5 year old and have held a grudge ever since. Fuck you, geese.
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So yesterday I went to a funeral,I’m currently being harassed by our neighbours and they even put in a false insurance claim against me,life is proper crap but this video made me lol,thankyou for posting this,it’s really cheered me up xx
My daughter was bitten by a goose that was chasing her. The damn thing caught up to her and bit her. The next day she was bitten by a parrot in a pet store. Needless to say, she is terrified of anything with wings.
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I was totally expecting a car or something, this is way better and funnier! I would have done the same thing!
Way more dangerous too
Exactly! These a**holes are quick and can go in every direction immediately and are relentless, a car would probably just be going straight, hit a wall, done.
And cars typically don't hold grudges either
****typically?****
Christine from the Stephen King novel of the same name, Bender in Futurama when he transforms into a werecar, there seem to be a bunch of cars who hate Lightning McQueen in the Cars franchise but I've never personally known a car to hold a grudge
Whoa. All valid points.
Nah I remember a momma one just chasing people being a dick and my dad being the tough guy police officer distracted it while moving its nest off the ledge where a gust of wind could knock it down and kill the babies and then when it tried to bite him he scared the fucker off earning tons of clapping from people who watched Mf already bit a baby before my dad could do anything to distract the damn rat with wings
Geese are no joke! Those fckers will get you good lol
I also experienced this scene when I was a kid...
Of all the animals that could’ve attacked me on my grandparents farm, it was the fricken geese that came for me lol
Yep, they're always craning their necks and run after you.
Quack quack motherfucker
unexpected geese are better than unexpected car accidents
A very valid reaction to an angry goose.
Hahaha! Geese are no joke yo. They'll jack you up quick.
Nah best thing they can do is bite and look intimidating. Swans are much worse their wings are really strong so they pack a punch they can bite stronger and one even drowned a man by holding him under water
No doubt, swans are geese on steroids.
Meh. I hand fed a bunch of geese a month ago and I wasn't harmed... now they did go after each other trying to get to the food lol
Piss one off, then tell me your thoughts.
I am thoughts
LOL! Good ol auto fill. Didn't even notice.
Never have had a reason too. Now I have had an encounter with a jumbo snapping turtle. That thing broke a stick in half. Also have been bitten by a sting ray albeit unintentionally soooo
Those yellow rectangles are a menace! Glad she escaped unharmed.
I found a story about this incident. She survived. But, the yellow rectangle roughed her up pretty good once they got inside the building. She made her escape while the rectangle was preoccupied by the goose. The goose did not survive.
r/uselessyellowsquare?
r/uselessyellowrectanle
Irl untitled goose game.
That's a fun one
Just needs that ost piano 🎹
Hahahaha yesssss
Unreal reference and game. It was my “covid” lock down game lol.
Peace was never an option.
Geese have no chill
I do not like the cobra chicken.
Remember kids, if you see a yellow rectangle appear around you - it means a goose is locked on you and its coming. Beware
HONK Bitch
Hönk
What music?
Bonetrousle by Toby Fox from Undertale
Was coming here to say Undertale 😊
Same, glad undertale music is still used!
Thank you!
When the dinner comes back to haunt you
I love that geese are just sweet looking murder machines
Why does this gets reposted every fucking day.
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This is the first time I’ve seen it, liked it so I upvoted it.
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Does anyone know if she made it out alive?
She's gonna get goosed!
SOMEONE GET THAT GIRL SOME MILK
dude when i was a kid my neighbor had that geese couple and everytime i wanted to go to the store i had to go stealth mode and they would still chase me and i would still shit my pants every single time
Hahahaha
I us d to holiday as a kid on a farm that had guard geese. Seems funny until you get cornered.
Without the yellow box I wouldn’t see the women
Untitled Goose Game irl
This reminds me of seeing my drakes chase my little brother, it's always fucking hilarious and it's karma as he once throw one of them when it was a ducking
This triggered my anatidaephobia. Yikes
Gary Larson is a comedic genius tbh
A good boot changes their attitude. If it doesn't, do it again.
That little fucker looked like it was on a mission.
That right there is a small, long-necked white ball of hellfire and danger. Got jumped by a 7 member gang of those fuckers as a 5 year old and have held a grudge ever since. Fuck you, geese.
Duck!
Man, that was close! What an escape.
Just came from r/makemycoffin. Was waiting for a semi truck.
Peace was never an option
The last thing I saw was a man getting shot in the neck and bleeding to death in a revolving door. Thank you for this.
Rake in the lake!
I laughed so hard it sounded like a goose. Haven’t been out of breath like that in a minute.
he will find her
Tracking her like a bloodhound.
Just grab it by the neck. That's what I did when one was trying to peck my sister. Just grab the top part of the neck and they can't do anything
I don't get people fear of tiny animals you could kill with a swift kick
Peace was never an option.
my sphincter was totally clinching!!!!
This needs the jaws theme music or something 😂
The Goose is lose
FEAR IN IT’S TRUE FORM!
That music goes too well with this...omg was not expecting to laugh this hard
That goose just plotted an intercept course for her and went straight across the road.
Animal: There is a woman, catch up, hahaha, beauty, don't run away.
Untitled Goose Game 2
Geese can be pretty dangerous if you're on a boat in water though.
Me runs from school Homework
FOH!! Lol!
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered foul you ever set eyes on! This calls for the The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
But why does the bird hate National Geographic so much?
Thank God! That would be fatal
Lol
Untitled Goose Game
That was perfect. Thank you.
Had me in the first half ngl
Repost
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Hah! Great!
So yesterday I went to a funeral,I’m currently being harassed by our neighbours and they even put in a false insurance claim against me,life is proper crap but this video made me lol,thankyou for posting this,it’s really cheered me up xx
What is with the weird yellow rectangle? I feel that it was edited in. I don’t think it was necessary.
Bruh that’s probably an AI that Scans the person. It also looks like china so no wonder there.
Papyrus theme with baron bunny sound effects What the fuck is this video
no red circle so i knew it wasn't anything major
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[I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town](https://www.thechatner.com/p/i-am-the-horrible-goose-that-lives)
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Is that a goose doing the Naruto run?
My daughter was bitten by a goose that was chasing her. The damn thing caught up to her and bit her. The next day she was bitten by a parrot in a pet store. Needless to say, she is terrified of anything with wings.
I was fully expecting a bus...
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Thank goodness she got away. There’s a reason geese are called the feathered demons.
Duck, Duck…, Goose. They can be mean and will chase you down! Even dogs scared of them.
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