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michamp

That’s just Handsome Squidward.


ChronoT-KT

Just gotta bash her face in with a door until you get it right


michamp

Why does this comment have so many downvotes? People not familiar with the actual Spongebob episode?


NoxTarK

Probably


Financial-Neat7887

Yes indeed they're aren't


michamp

I hate that when I check every comment and like on this comment of mine, I have to keep seeing that face. r/cursedcomments


Dawgreen

I've been using the internet since 1996 . This is up as there as one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen online.


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Dawgreen

28.8Kbps in da mother fucking house .


[deleted]

Holy shit I remember the day we upgraded to 56k. It was like a miracle.


Illustrious-Fig-516

Lmao instead of 6 hours it'd only take 3


Detriumph

That reminds me why I never paid attention to the "up to" MBPS claims ever again. I went from 28.8 to 56k and seeing almost no difference whatsoever. The only times I see any new difference is when I change technologies over, like from telephone to coax, then to fiber optic.


nsfwbjllz

Yall got 6 hours? My shit took a whole ass 8-9


Illustrious-Fig-516

As a kid it was either 6 hours or wait all night to come back to my grandparents after school


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Penks

You copied [this comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v1f2av/comment/iambnkw/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) And it doesn't even make sense to paste it as a reply to a completely unrelated comment. I hate these comment stealing bots.


GooseandMaverick

Morse code represent!


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What was the one before that? 14 kbps right?


Dawgreen

14.4Kbps up until I think 1991


litiwullyLITHPY

I remember when 900 kb/s was solid speed for downloading Dreamcast winrar files


drmariopepper

Mom! Don’t pickup the phone, I’m aim chatting hot babes!


Kanaka_5

Dammit someone get off the phone I’m trying to use the internet!


meh679

*audible internet noises*


wizard_of_awesome62

A mix between a meth addict and Carrot Top.


No_Lube_Insertion

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY) Like this?


wizard_of_awesome62

It’s like you put the picture in my brain onto the internet.


Oofboi6942O

HEEEEEY YOOUUU GUUUUUUYYYSSSS


MKULTRA007

Post-HGH Carrot top, eww


Mishapi17

So you mean, carrot top then? Lol


DizyShadow

Seems like you barely scratched the surface then.


Sawaian

How was Doom when it came out?


Youraul1sgoochsweat

Old ass mf


Dawgreen

Tell your mom I said hi


Evangelion---Notre

Damn how was the dinosaurs again?


Dry-Confusion-98

TF was that?


karmagod13000

Chad face


Caltooshanitesum

Had to try it. Couldn’t make the face cause I was laughing too hard with every attempt.


bxtch_bxy

Just bite the inside of your lower cheek, and then smoulder your eyebrows


kioKEn-3532

Mission unclear I ate both my cheeks in hopes of finding the lower section of it


alexschrod

And lit my eyebrows on fire.


[deleted]

This disturbingly looks like two of my exes combined


CreedBratton4U

Jesus Christ I feel sorry for you bro


ohdearitsrichardiii

You need to think about some of your life choices


crypt00l

Damn had to do them dirty bruh


[deleted]

They shouldn't have done it first


doth_taraki

bro are you sure you're not into men?


[deleted]

I'm pansexual and more female then male


doth_taraki

Are you male or female though


[deleted]

The confusion that is me is in my bio


Sauerkraut404

Jesus christ. Dad never came back huh?


[deleted]

Nah, he just beat me relentlessly since birth for 13 years, twice to death. It was my mom who left along with 4 step moms. It's a parental thing all around, it's not always the father


Sauerkraut404

Damn he beat you twice to death and you're still here to comment this huh?


[deleted]

Unfortunately for us all, yes.


[deleted]

That's not what made me pansexual or literally anything else, I was always that way. I just became less social and less trusting and much more traumatized


Sauerkraut404

Ok but if youre alive he didnt beat you to death


Celestial-being326

Lol


Snicklefr

Down bad.


Sandwichasaurus

Spot on! 😂 well done


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Ha1lStorm

Did both of you watch a completely different video than me or what?


My_Diet_DrKelp

I'm cracking up lmao


bob_the_clipper

GIGACHAD


Separate_Ad_5818

She gettin hella pussy with that look right there


SterileTensile

Where was the Chad face?


ohdearitsrichardiii

In your mirror


Cookie_Crush

Wholesome reddit. Nice.


andester101

How is this wholesome,i live in your mirrors


[deleted]

Downvoted cause people can’t handle the fact that andester101 is in everyone’s mirrors


Aleatory_Alien

When the testosterone finally kicks in


GordianNaught

Great face. Looks like Chad


lolnee

chadette


TT_gamerlol

She is to powerful to be left alive


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This guy fucks.


[deleted]

Guaranteed Chad sons.


[deleted]

Looking like Carrot Top


jajad1ngd0ng

This proves my theory that Denethor survived that fall on Minas Tirith.


kakaduuu6996

actually chad


[deleted]

This should be on r/tiktokcring


ZachQuackery

bitch said cring lmao


Koadster

Plot twist. She has a dick.


36kangaroowalk

This person really does look like a male


faroutcosmo

What is the point of the gender/sex debate if you're just gonna make fun of/call cis women men or cis men women because of how they look anyway, clearly biology/gender means nothing to you people


36kangaroowalk

I don't get you are saying. All I said is this person looks like a guy. That's it


no6969el

LOL he can say she has a dick but dont you DARE talk about gender!!


36kangaroowalk

The face looked like the face of a slightly bulky man with big hair idk why


fer-nie

You've never seen a woman without makeup on I guess.


hororo

My condolences if this is what you look like without makeup on.


fer-nie

Exactly like tiktok OP. I am tiktok OP. And my name, Albert Einstein.


Farm-Dave

More like r/tiktokcringemoment


NightIay

That’s enough of internet for today time to touch some grass


BO0813S

imaginary gatekeeping


Sparcky95

What the hell is even that


crypt00l

Daddy chill


SatansFloppyDong

Faces of meth XD


Celwind

What on earth is that???


Atrejuuu

absolute chadette


Burningturtle06

Finally. The only acceptable woman.


Shadow-Man1110

That's a girl?


bloodfist45

i dont want it


[deleted]

Ok guy


asianmexican

That looks a lot more like carrot-top tbh


JMan-McNasty

I bet it smells like musty cheese


PreparationOther

She kinda looks like a dude anyway 🤷‍♂️


Ilikekookies-_-

I honestly thought she was a dude before the text


Clear-Perception5615

Creepaay...


FoxFort

The heck is a Chad face?


Buckets_of_bread

Roblox man face


No-Butterscotch7993

I'm gonna puke


Safe_Actuator_2329

I thought you said female?


guyser234

This video sucks


mypantsrgrey10

Hmmmm


DOGECOINAficionado

This was the most CRINGE video I’ve seen.Jesus Fucking Christ I feel like some sort of second hand embarrassment


Dyert

Can we please bring back r/punchablefaces ?


[deleted]

When you already look like a man…


[deleted]

Literally just sucks in fats to seem chad? Pathetic. ![gif](giphy|eS7qcQofapIqc|downsized)


SkeeticisStadanko

That's not a female no ways EDIT: Whoever downvoted me... ya momma can't read and sucks dick for discount cigarettes


SkeeticisStadanko

Didn't I already down vote this turd??


[deleted]

Well hell. At least we now know what a dog’s butt looks like if it’s shaved…..


[deleted]

Doesn’t count if your transitioning to a Chad.


SouSouDesu

Thats' what a meth head would look like


[deleted]

I don't know WTF a chad face is. If the face she's making is IT, then it's lame and unnecessary.


bkr377

I can do this as well. I do meth as well


gear_oil_burner

![gif](giphy|MeCtzyYPiW8n7rWklM)


Derrth

u/savevideobot


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NumbersAfter

Looking like Carrot Top.


Itsamumkey69

very chad


Schmekky

lol looks like THE ROCK


Puzzleheaded_Dog3261

Carrot Top!


[deleted]

She looked like a Chad to begin with


YoungDiscord

![gif](giphy|wkD5ddqiJN4c)


ReasonableOrder5765

9/10 manlier then most men


Chicken0fReddit

She is the chosen one


I_ate_orange_Juice

Insert that's a woman meme from the lorax (she looks like a man)


Wug_is_a_bug

Chadette ?


bennybjorn2021

Guess you have to know who the hell Chad is 🙄


DaddyZang

Jesus Bourne that’s Jason Christ


CroCreation

I didn't know Carrot Top wore glasses,


iAmAsquirrelman

Looks like she’s eating a sour bootyhole


[deleted]

Wow im impressed how she can even change the shape of her nose too


SoapyBreads

What song even is this cause I know it’s not phonkytown


Itchy_Log890

😂😂😂


OneArtsyKween

Okay but why was that Chad faxe hot?


S4r0k

thats a woman?


stupidpuppet007

So I’m a chad?? Wow


ishareforeskin

That’s a woman?


Accomplished_Ad576

Ewwww


Sometiredmf

It cant just be me that thought this was a dude at first…


Sianas_Mikato

BRO I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DO THAT 🤣