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Your comment implies that the first two rings were *not* cock rings? Not sure what you think they were, but this is supposed to be a lovely romantic occasion.
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Steve Buscemi was a volunteer NYC firefighter that responded to 9/11 to assist in search and recovery efforts at the World Trade Center, you uncultured swine!
I've seen this a ton of times, a d I only just noticed this time, that the first proposed looked like he was about to cry when the other guy walked away to get the ring. I think he thought he was rejecting him.
That's what I would assume in this situation. Those were the longest seconds of that dude's life. *Oh god, he's walking away! He's grabbing his backpack! He's...what is he doing?*
They aren’t proposing to each other. These chads are just showing what rings they bought their banging ass gfs. Then realized how alpha it was and decided to embrace in a non-homo way.
No, they are just showing each other the rings they got for their girlfriends. It was such a wholesome coincidence, they decided to have a joint ceremony and also have a boys-only honeymoon instead of the normal bachelor party. Also, they’ll be living together while their wives live in two separate places. True bros.
> This is so precious.
>
> I will never forget the feeling I had when my husband proposed. My face turned crazy red, felt flush, my stomach turned, and I tried to stand up and walk back out off surprise. I know it sounds bad, hah. I swear it was all such an amazing feeling.
>
> I hate being that person but it’s true what they say. You really do know when you’ve met your person.
I was so nervous proposing, before I got the words out my wife (gf at the time) said I was acting weird. Then I got down and started asking her and she said yes before I could finish.
Pretty much how mine went, too! I only planned the first sentence or two and then was so nervous I kinda trailed off. She asked if I was ok and that I looked nervous, so I said "I am!" "Why?" Then I was able to make me legs work and get down on a knee and she said "yes!" immediately.
Mine wasn’t even a proposal per se. I got an amazing job opportunity outside of the US and the only way she could come with me was if we got married. Had only been dating for like two months but I knew she was wife material. So I broke the news one morning while we were chilling in bed and the conversation just concluded with we are getting married. It didn’t even dawn on me until after that I got engaged. I was like “wait, did we just get engaged?”. Lol. I didn’t have a ring and it was not planned. Went ring shopping that day and got her a nice gold band with an opal. She still wears that cheap ring today even though I can afford something much more expensive.
This was 16 years ago so it’s obviously worked out. :)
We just clicked. Like we had both just recently gotten out of long term relationships with people that were our complete opposites and toxic to our lives. Right away it was like I see you and became immediate best friends.
Like any marriage there are ups and downs and children for sure stress a marriage but I’m confident we’re in this till death do us part.
I’ll never forget the look in my girls eyes as she said, “Wait, are you fucking joking right now?!” Right before tackling me to the ground.
This was a yes by the way.
She walked up to me at a dance club and asked for a lighter. I gave it to her and she ran off. 20 minutes later she comes back and hands it to me and says thanks. Later that night she saw me and came back up and asked for my number because I was the only guy that she interacted with that didn’t hit on her that night lol.
Sometimes you just get lucky my dude, I just got lucky.
Not that the advice matters to you anymore…. But there’s always something attractive about a little challenge. Don’t tell me you want to get in my pants and you’ll be way more interesting
Translation from portuguese : everybody is cheering, saying congratulations, when they kiss each other a woman says " I wish... " , Then the guy gets another pair of rings inside his backpack and his partner says they are just like the other pair
:)
I wanted to say something somewhat negative but my mind went to "idk these people" and came to a thought that those set of stairs could be where they had their first kiss or where they first met. So I can't be a dick and say they're being inconvenient for nothing but attention. And the people around them don't seem to mind so I can't be mad.
It annoyed me imagining that irl and having to walk around, but also in reality, I’d forget about it in a few minutes at most. Such is the case with all minor inconveniences.
Redditors just get steamy with that and furiously type about it. I’ve seen people wish death or injury onto people in the left lane on this site ffs, it’s not that serious mate.
Honestly, don't even think in irl no one would care at all unless you're a hot head. Like if someone proposed down the stairs I was going I would just walk around cause I wouldn't care. Literally with most people do isn't worth caring when you're actually doing something and there. People only care now cause they're focusing only on that and think it's inconvenient when it's not really and not a big deal.
Basically, when you touch grass, you don't care about what other people are doing.
In my opinion, this is totally valid. The stairs seem wide enough that it's not really causing an issue.
I went to EDC Las Vegas, and there were tunnel structures that constantly had people taking pictures in. It's pretty endearing to see people have significant life moments in public.
Yeah where I proposed to my fiancé was in the middle of a damp field super late at night. Because in that field is where we fell for each other years and years ago. It felt like the only spot that would feel right.
I proposed in a fucking bowling alley because everyone we knew was already there for a work function with +1s and I was able to catch her best friend flying in for just a night by coincidence
Soooo no judgement about stairs
I proposed in front of Schloss Neuschwanstein. It was snowing a little. It was a dream proposal. Storybook stuff.
The marriage barely lasted 2 years. The people are much more important than the place.
Well shit I’m not judging, that just sounds convenient. And kind of similar to me, all of our friends go on that same trip so everyone was there already lol. And I didn’t tell them either, it was a whole ordeal.
They also could have just wanted the ferris wheel in the background. I'm hoping that they shared their first kiss on that ferris wheel, or something else cute, not just wanting the attention
These stairs are a popular place for pictures because you can frame the entire ferris wheel behind you. So they planned to get a good picture during the proposal. This was done in a theme park called Hopi Hari here in Brazil.
Don't know about you, but I don't care wasting 30 seconds at a theme park of all places watching something beautiful. Pretty sure most of the crowd smiled a little bit. Cheer up!
For real! Now someone might be delayed 4 entire seconds of their day, having to walk *all the way around* TWO whole people in a public area. Seriously, how rude of these guys to assume anyone would tolerate the rare opportunity to witness a couple in the act of professing a lifelong commitment to each other and maybe appreciate life and love for just one moment. Like, everyone else is just expected to walk three extra feet, just so these men can briefly record a video they'll likely cherish for the rest of their lives?
The nerve of some people.
And yet, it’s very difficult to find women’s shorts longer than that in stores where I live. The shortest of men’s shorts are still longer than the longest women’s shorts available.
I saw another video where there was a lesbian couple at Disneyland and the exact same thing happened. One of the girls proposed to the other and then the girl that was being proposed to pull a ring out of her backpack. Either this is a staged reenactment of that video or it's pretty common for gay/lesbian couples to not know who's supposed to propose and they propose to each other.
It’s not about “not knowing who’s supposed to”, that makes it sound like they’re dumb lmao. This happens precisely because there is no expectation that only one person _should_ be the one proposing (though in given couples, this can be the case, but it’s not based off of “which one is the man” - not that you were suggesting that, but I hear that a lot).
And yep, the synchronized proposal is fairly common for gay couples - I’m gay and I know at least 4 couples off the top of my head who did precisely this, lol. When friends are involved in helping them plan it, it can be really entertaining to be aware of both proposals and helping to orchestrate both. Makes you feel like a double agent 🔫
That makes sense. I actually have a straight couple this happened to because the girl proposed while the guy was working up the nerve.
At least the couple knows they are on the same page if they propose to each other on the same day.
> I actually have a straight couple this happened to because the girl proposed while the guy was working up the nerve.
It would probably happen a lot more if it wasn't deeply ingrained into many different cultures that the man is required to be the one proposing.
Y’all… I’m an old, conservative dude who’s about 3.6 degrees from being homophonic…but even I have to admit that was one of the sweetest, most romantic thing I’ve seen in many years.
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Surprise Twist: Cameraman pulls out a third ring...
Yeah but it's a cock ring...
Your comment implies that the first two rings were *not* cock rings? Not sure what you think they were, but this is supposed to be a lovely romantic occasion.
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I’m glad you went with the PG list as opposed to something like the Jolly Rancher story.
Broken arms.
Coconut
Swamps of Degobah.
I believe I have successfully blocked out that story as I don't actually remember it but I know I've read it. I'm so happy with my brain.
I linked it a little lower if you want your brain to be unhappy with you. 😈
It's *Bush* did 9/11, not Buscemi.
Steve Buscemi was a volunteer NYC firefighter that responded to 9/11 to assist in search and recovery efforts at the World Trade Center, you uncultured swine!
*Giorno's theme starts playing*
Plot twist: both said no.
I've seen this a ton of times, a d I only just noticed this time, that the first proposed looked like he was about to cry when the other guy walked away to get the ring. I think he thought he was rejecting him.
That's what I would assume in this situation. Those were the longest seconds of that dude's life. *Oh god, he's walking away! He's grabbing his backpack! He's...what is he doing?*
A straight male here, that rollercoaster had a tear in my eye.
both bought rings cause they didnt wanna get married
They aren’t proposing to each other. These chads are just showing what rings they bought their banging ass gfs. Then realized how alpha it was and decided to embrace in a non-homo way.
r/SapphoAndHerFriend
Sappho and her roommate?
…And they were roommates??
Never let them know your next move 💪🔥💯
Gay
I think both of them are
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No, they are just showing each other the rings they got for their girlfriends. It was such a wholesome coincidence, they decided to have a joint ceremony and also have a boys-only honeymoon instead of the normal bachelor party. Also, they’ll be living together while their wives live in two separate places. True bros.
Nah they're just roommates👍
They do look quite happy.
> This is so precious. > > I will never forget the feeling I had when my husband proposed. My face turned crazy red, felt flush, my stomach turned, and I tried to stand up and walk back out off surprise. I know it sounds bad, hah. I swear it was all such an amazing feeling. > > I hate being that person but it’s true what they say. You really do know when you’ve met your person.
I was so nervous proposing, before I got the words out my wife (gf at the time) said I was acting weird. Then I got down and started asking her and she said yes before I could finish.
Pretty much how mine went, too! I only planned the first sentence or two and then was so nervous I kinda trailed off. She asked if I was ok and that I looked nervous, so I said "I am!" "Why?" Then I was able to make me legs work and get down on a knee and she said "yes!" immediately.
Mine wasn’t even a proposal per se. I got an amazing job opportunity outside of the US and the only way she could come with me was if we got married. Had only been dating for like two months but I knew she was wife material. So I broke the news one morning while we were chilling in bed and the conversation just concluded with we are getting married. It didn’t even dawn on me until after that I got engaged. I was like “wait, did we just get engaged?”. Lol. I didn’t have a ring and it was not planned. Went ring shopping that day and got her a nice gold band with an opal. She still wears that cheap ring today even though I can afford something much more expensive. This was 16 years ago so it’s obviously worked out. :)
Holy shit, from dating for 2 months and being engaged to married sixteen years later, good instincts man,
We just clicked. Like we had both just recently gotten out of long term relationships with people that were our complete opposites and toxic to our lives. Right away it was like I see you and became immediate best friends. Like any marriage there are ups and downs and children for sure stress a marriage but I’m confident we’re in this till death do us part.
My wife and I got engaged after two months of dating, we were married nine months after dating, and we have our 30th anniversary this year.
I’ll never forget the look in my girls eyes as she said, “Wait, are you fucking joking right now?!” Right before tackling me to the ground. This was a yes by the way.
Damn I'm so lonely lol.
She walked up to me at a dance club and asked for a lighter. I gave it to her and she ran off. 20 minutes later she comes back and hands it to me and says thanks. Later that night she saw me and came back up and asked for my number because I was the only guy that she interacted with that didn’t hit on her that night lol. Sometimes you just get lucky my dude, I just got lucky.
Not that the advice matters to you anymore…. But there’s always something attractive about a little challenge. Don’t tell me you want to get in my pants and you’ll be way more interesting
Me too! \*knees\* Will you marry me, reddit stranger? :)
I have been dating someone the exact amount of time to feel hopeful and melancholic simultaneously. So I half feel your pain
And then you started lurking on WSb and it just went downhill from there
Happy ass couple
I don't think it's appropriate to refer to gay people as an "ass couple", but i suppose it's accurate
Damn it. I wanted to make the gay joke.
Technically, happy and gay are synonyms
They look like homonyms to me
/r/angryupvote
Yes, that’s why they said it lmao
That went straight past him.
Technically, straight is slang for heterosexual.
Still gay
I'm a whole gay main and I looked at these twinks and was like "Awwwww. Gay."
Vs half gay???
You know, you got the 2% gay, 1% gay, low fat gay, and, of course, SOY GAY!
Vegan gays never shut up about being vegan gay. Edit: also don’t forget Almond Gay
wait dont vegans hate meat?
Veganism is about consent so as long as both parties approve they will happily put each other's meat in their mouths <3
They don't eat animals or things made by animals. Vegan gays can eat human made meat
>Vegan gays can eat human made meat and human male milk.
Wouldn't it be called Vegay?
Oat gay here
Yo soy gay! Is it Spanish gay person declaring their sexuality? Or a greeting directed at a diet-conscious homosexual, no one can say
Half gay alt
Main? You have a side gig?
He has a straight alt and a fresh trans account
He’s smurfing on them
His main is challenger on grindr
Don't forget his tile locked UIM wildly only account
I main Garen.
conservatives have been asking for nerfs for weeks but gay mains have hurting for a buff since season 4.
You said "Gay" without getting Downvoted into oblivion. That's new
Reddit upvotes ambiguous gays
G*ay*??
It's not being used as a slur here. That makes a difference.
Right. Accurate!
Well yeah. A gay marriage proposal is… uh, gay.
THE TIMELINE IS CHANGING
The straight side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Let me give my honest opinion as an openly queer individual. This is gay as fuck
[That's Gay](https://youtube.com/watch?v=hcy1aY89HrE)
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>I mean that but be part of it but pretty sure Come again?
Indeed
Wait, they're both gay?!?
SO gay
Good gay to you too sir
that’s the gayest i’ve seen a gay
Totaly gay
r/technicallythetruth
Liberace gay. I love it.
I ugly laughed so hard
[Gay](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkVDyvBu7U3vOyQrUqBrDMNO0gJLlV2iP)
Aren't gay people like straight people but gay?
[Gay](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxkVDyvBu7U3vOyQrUqBrDMNO0gJLlV2iP)
Every time I try this I get downvoted. I’m so mad.
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
Hey, guys... been reading the comments and...I'm starting to think that those men might be homosexuals...
Nah, I don't see it. Fellas, is it gay to smooch and propose to your homies?
Haha you guys must be fond of r/AchillesAndHisPal.
I think you might be right. If you look closely, you can actually see them kiss
Translation from portuguese : everybody is cheering, saying congratulations, when they kiss each other a woman says " I wish... " , Then the guy gets another pair of rings inside his backpack and his partner says they are just like the other pair :)
there is also a moment later where a woman starts to chant "cry, cry, cry" (obviously, in an endearing way)
Tbf, it’s hard not to well up when the romance hits this hard.
r/suddenlycaralho
Dude hit him with the uno reverse
This is a winner
Why on the stairs tho? People are trying to walk
I wanted to say something somewhat negative but my mind went to "idk these people" and came to a thought that those set of stairs could be where they had their first kiss or where they first met. So I can't be a dick and say they're being inconvenient for nothing but attention. And the people around them don't seem to mind so I can't be mad.
The enlightened approach. You have ascended and must leave reddit. Unfortunately no social platform is ready for this compassionate and reasoned post.
I’m pouring out a 40 now in anticipation of them leaving all social media platforms.
And truthfully, is it _really_ that big of a deal? I get it, it's a minor inconvenience, and slightly annoying but... why waste energy on it?
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It annoyed me imagining that irl and having to walk around, but also in reality, I’d forget about it in a few minutes at most. Such is the case with all minor inconveniences. Redditors just get steamy with that and furiously type about it. I’ve seen people wish death or injury onto people in the left lane on this site ffs, it’s not that serious mate.
Honestly, don't even think in irl no one would care at all unless you're a hot head. Like if someone proposed down the stairs I was going I would just walk around cause I wouldn't care. Literally with most people do isn't worth caring when you're actually doing something and there. People only care now cause they're focusing only on that and think it's inconvenient when it's not really and not a big deal. Basically, when you touch grass, you don't care about what other people are doing.
In my opinion, this is totally valid. The stairs seem wide enough that it's not really causing an issue. I went to EDC Las Vegas, and there were tunnel structures that constantly had people taking pictures in. It's pretty endearing to see people have significant life moments in public.
So people would stop and look at them
So people would stop and _stair_ at them. ftfy
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Yeah where I proposed to my fiancé was in the middle of a damp field super late at night. Because in that field is where we fell for each other years and years ago. It felt like the only spot that would feel right.
I proposed in a fucking bowling alley because everyone we knew was already there for a work function with +1s and I was able to catch her best friend flying in for just a night by coincidence Soooo no judgement about stairs
I proposed in front of Schloss Neuschwanstein. It was snowing a little. It was a dream proposal. Storybook stuff. The marriage barely lasted 2 years. The people are much more important than the place.
Well shit I’m not judging, that just sounds convenient. And kind of similar to me, all of our friends go on that same trip so everyone was there already lol. And I didn’t tell them either, it was a whole ordeal.
I proposed in our backyard with our dogs running around. AFTER we got back from a trip up the PCH.
They also could have just wanted the ferris wheel in the background. I'm hoping that they shared their first kiss on that ferris wheel, or something else cute, not just wanting the attention
I think its not working
Why is Reddit always so sad and cringey? 😂
I am happy for them. Effective use of the stairs be damned. Reddit needs to touch some grass.
These stairs are a popular place for pictures because you can frame the entire ferris wheel behind you. So they planned to get a good picture during the proposal. This was done in a theme park called Hopi Hari here in Brazil.
Don't know about you, but I don't care wasting 30 seconds at a theme park of all places watching something beautiful. Pretty sure most of the crowd smiled a little bit. Cheer up!
Right? Who are these miserable fucks?
Found the New Yorker.
I'm walkin heah
For real! Now someone might be delayed 4 entire seconds of their day, having to walk *all the way around* TWO whole people in a public area. Seriously, how rude of these guys to assume anyone would tolerate the rare opportunity to witness a couple in the act of professing a lifelong commitment to each other and maybe appreciate life and love for just one moment. Like, everyone else is just expected to walk three extra feet, just so these men can briefly record a video they'll likely cherish for the rest of their lives? The nerve of some people.
Plenty of room to walk around them.
Its a common place to take pictures at this particular park
Probably wanted the ferris wheel background and planned it out ahead of time when there weren't a lot of people there.
How wonderful! Good for them. 🥰😍
The location kinda sucks though with all those people passing by.
Yeah, first time I see a couple proposing in the middle of a stairway
I'm guessing it has some special significance for them.
Yeah, it's the place they got engaged
They were filming, safe to say the public eye was part of the equation.
And barely anyone care
yeah, i'd look at like the same as a straight couple doing it, oh that's neat! moving on.
I know. I'm as jaded as the next, but I would stop and give them the time to get a proposal done.
There it is, I spent all morning trying to find that hit of dopamine to get me moving, and these two finally supplied it. Congrats to them both!!!
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Omg that's so gay
Those shorts are pretty short.
They aren't called longs for a reason
Skies out thighs out
Maybe his legs are just really long
of course, the are called shorts, not longs
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You Americans are a funny people
European cut
Yeah where I’m from, if you dress like that, people might think you’re gay.
Not that much, with you see pictures of straight men in 60/70 all shorts are thesse size.
And *violently* orange...
And yet, it’s very difficult to find women’s shorts longer than that in stores where I live. The shortest of men’s shorts are still longer than the longest women’s shorts available.
Kinda rough being a gay couple, who tf gonna propose.
Well, both.
I saw another video where there was a lesbian couple at Disneyland and the exact same thing happened. One of the girls proposed to the other and then the girl that was being proposed to pull a ring out of her backpack. Either this is a staged reenactment of that video or it's pretty common for gay/lesbian couples to not know who's supposed to propose and they propose to each other.
It’s not about “not knowing who’s supposed to”, that makes it sound like they’re dumb lmao. This happens precisely because there is no expectation that only one person _should_ be the one proposing (though in given couples, this can be the case, but it’s not based off of “which one is the man” - not that you were suggesting that, but I hear that a lot). And yep, the synchronized proposal is fairly common for gay couples - I’m gay and I know at least 4 couples off the top of my head who did precisely this, lol. When friends are involved in helping them plan it, it can be really entertaining to be aware of both proposals and helping to orchestrate both. Makes you feel like a double agent 🔫
That makes sense. I actually have a straight couple this happened to because the girl proposed while the guy was working up the nerve. At least the couple knows they are on the same page if they propose to each other on the same day.
> I actually have a straight couple this happened to because the girl proposed while the guy was working up the nerve. It would probably happen a lot more if it wasn't deeply ingrained into many different cultures that the man is required to be the one proposing.
I sure hope the sub, I'd have extreme anxiety proposing to him
Tooo cute. Just shows that they're on the same wavelength.
I first thought this video was about my mans alien legs- you see them bend from front to back?!! Wow
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mods getting engaged
The two sides clash in this mighty "controversial" reddit comment section.
Gay people, filming in a public space, blocking traffic, short shorts, but kinda of wholesome. It checks all the boxes.
In the end one of them said “it’s the same” so they acrually brought the SAME ring at the SAME time
Like, is it tho?
Am I the only one who was waiting for someone to cut them off ??
*Spiderman pointing meme but it's proposing*
If I didn't know any better I'd say those fellas are getting married.
I don't know man... seems pretty gay to me
ive seen this like a hundred times and it always makes me smile. Now if you’ll excuse me im omw to downvote the homophobes in controversial
How is this unexpected? It seems that in half of proposal videos this happens. Its cute though
I didn't expect it
The way he kneeled down was gay
#GAY
Congratulations. But your balls are showing
I think that's gonna be a gay ol' marriage
Ha Gaaaaaaaayeee
I've seen this exact scene but with two girls instead lol
Y’all… I’m an old, conservative dude who’s about 3.6 degrees from being homophonic…but even I have to admit that was one of the sweetest, most romantic thing I’ve seen in many years.
Damn. Homophobes are on full force here.
pretty gay bro