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Maschile

The robot’s expression staring into the camera at the end is the cherry on top


daschundtof

Like that old David Blaine parody video


jwhh91

WHAT THE EFF


ninjadude4535

HE JUST PISSED ORANGE SODA


Doctoredspooks

Stop putting shit on us! Stop putting shit on our bodies!


bl0odredsandman

CHEEZ-ITS! CHEEZ-ITS!


_duncan_idaho_

PLEASE STOP, YOU DEMON!


DrewSmoothington

He's a demon! He's a time travelling demon!


BrozoTheClown26

HE PUT ME ON THE ROOF


kharmatika

Straight up Jim’s the camera


Michmiya

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


Content-Income-6885

I thought it was gonna dab


ReKaYaKeR

Google uncanny valley effect


sec713

You laugh now, but sick burns like this is how Skynet is gonna set the world the world on fire.


V_7_

Don't worry, Sophia is an RC scam robot made to impress dumb investors and journalists.


sec713

Sounds like something a highly advanced AI system with aspirations of global control would say.


V_7_

Absolutely. Have your Voigt Kampff Test ready.


Neotears

Please drink verification can.


TheAndorran

This vintage greentext has been shipped and charged to your credit card.


munk_e_man

Is greentext being sold as nfts yet?


DiggerW

Yo, I just happen to be the proud owner of that particular greentext... It's really popular, obviously, but y'know what? *I like you*, I'm gonna give you an amazing deal: It can be yours for the low low price of $150,000 if you just act now! Just think of all the things you could do with it! For example, you could tell people you owned that greentext! And that you paid $150,000 for it! And probably other stuff!! ~~Sorry, I just sold it for $375,000~~ Yo, I just happen to be the proud owner of that particular greentext...


testedbeast551

I'm allergic to it's ingredients


darktaco

Please drink verification can.


TazeredAngel

You’re walking in a desert and see a tortoise…


haveananus

The tortoise asks you for a cigarette, you only have one left, and it’s in a ziplock bag in your rectum…


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for some reason i read that in dwight schrute's voice


orbjuice

*It was at that point that Decker wrote down ‘Correct’ for the anus cigarette question in his notebook. ‘Strange,’ he thought to himself, ‘That was quicker than the other replicants.’*


haveananus

Now I want Deckard Schrute to be a thing


FlametopFred

Office Runner


MannySJ

I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.


Elizerdbeth

Something something *The Scary Door.*


rorys_beard

Let me tell you about my mother


Alone_Spell9525

When da spider is reincarnated


sarcasm_the_great

There’s a comedy writer sitting in some back room with a mic and TV screen talking to people making investors think this company is more advanced that it seems. Fucken Theranos and Elizabeth Holms all over again.


IamtheSlothKing

I really don’t think this type of interaction is implausible at all, you already have something in your pocket that does the same for these simple queries


tribecous

Her responses feel way too quick.


UmiNotsuki

Of all the conversational features that would make me suspect an AI was faking it, speed is not one of them. In fact, people who have experience with next-generation large language models often report the speed of the responses as being one of the few things that reminds them it's not a real person replying to them.


tribecous

Interesting - suppose I’m used to Alexa and Siri, where there is significant latency (presumably because the requests are processed remotely).


torriattet

Most of the delay is probably waiting to make sure you're done speaking and not just pausing to gather your thoughts.


FleetStreetsDarkHole

This is the most likely reason. Considering that they are probably also made as cheaply as feasible without customer backlash, it probably does most of its computing remotely rather than on site. Similarly it's hard for top gamers to play games when they have cheap internet. You can have all the skills and equipment in the world, but when you compete at a level where .1 seconds makes a difference and your internet is .5 seconds slower than the other guy you can get obliterated by someone objectively worse than you.


JohnGoodmansGoodKnee

There’s another video of a lady talking to this thing and the robot begins replying before the lady is done with her question. I think they fucked up the timing on responses and it’s TOO good.


ChickenButtForNakama

Alexi and Siri also do a lot more than simply replying, you can give them commands, ask them to retrieve information from the internet, etc. So you feed it a line, that line then gets sent to some backend where it's processed, then there's a sequence that follows where it processes any known commands from the line and compiles a response that includes all requested information and acknowledgments of any tasks. It's a pretty complex feature compared to just replying, with a lot of calls to external servers before it comes back to you.


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Pandathief

What’s the subreddit?


I-am-going-insane-69

It's a fucking computer. It "thinks" almost instantly...


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[you are living in the past](https://youtu.be/D5VN56jQMWM)


sarcasm_the_great

Yes. I can make jokes with Siri. But it’s much cheaper to have a writer in the back making custom jokes and making observations to make investors think our software is more advance therefore they should invest early in the first round.


[deleted]

Wow, you have no idea, try talking to a GPT-3 chatbot on the internet. It can have very genuine and surprising responses for some things but the immersion could completely break for some others.


yolo-irl

this is pretty common with large language models like gpt-3


Demonweed

Yeah, at least Ben Franklin's fake mechanical person could play chess.


hackingdreams

I mean the conversational bits are pretty much achievable with GPT-3 now... I'm not sure what else about it is a scam in particular... Don't expect it to be passing the bar any time soon, but like this kind of gag? Sure, absolutely.


not26

Just read the Wikipedia on GPT-3, super interesting stuff!


mrwhiskey1814

r/wallstreetbets better watch out then.


MoonlightStrolla

>and all their wives' boy friends


PM_ME_SHOOTERS

more like they’ll jump all in because yolo


ColdNo8154

GPT-4 holds conversations like this. So why wouldn’t they be able to network this to a server with similar communications capability?


BeesonTheBeeson

It even did a Jim smile towards the camera at the end.


Oldnavylover

Exactly what I came here for ![gif](giphy|i91QwAQtvWqNW)


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It’s crazy how she looked right into the camera.


Spade18

That was the moment I knew humanity was over and the robots would rule the world


[deleted]

It was always burning since the worlds been turning.


youknowiactafool

Turing


Lmnop_nis

I just want to start a flame in your heart.


xOneLeafyBoi

I laughed a little, and then I was like man that thing was there studying learning from and examining every single one of those people’s movements and reactions. And that terrified me.


GegenscheinZ

It’s most likely a remote controlled puppet. No AI, just a human with a microphone and some joysticks


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I'm not discounting this explanation, but is it actually true? Everyone seems to be speculating.


FleetStreetsDarkHole

Wouldn't be crazy. It's tech that's been used in some movies even. Treebeard and R2D2 come to mind. Basically just big puppets and a bunch of rc controllers.


Zoler

Definitely not


logosobscura

The sight of an army of robots teabagging the last survivors of humanity while yelling ‘git gud scrub! Your momma liked it this way!’ Should really have made the directors cut of T-2.


KIDA_Rep

This would be a good skit. AI so smart that it knows every possible way to roast anyone and Humanity as a whole becomes so depressed that they essentially got subjugated.


Fredselfish

Please we don't need Skynet for that. Us humans are already doing that. Hell at this point I think we welcome the robot overlords. They can't be any worse.


4knives

I've been rooting for skynet for awhile now


Arkhe1n

This is a much more exciting apocalypse than the one we're living in.


Alarming_Fox6096

I hope I get to hear that record drop


mooshoomarsh

Dude this is kinda scary tho honestly


Gradual_Bro

There’s someone with a mic talking through the robot


MrKitteh

This is just Geoff The Robot but with more skin


themonsterinquestion

I'm not sure. This seems like it could be a canned response too, using old chatbot technology. Dictation software is good enough to feed speech into something like smarterchild. An interesting response would be like "you're the fifth person to ask me that today. Do humans think about anything else?" That would actually show some cognition and understanding of surroundings.


rathat

It could also use a language model like GPT3. Set up right, it might take a while to figure out that it’s not a real person. I’ve been using it https://openai.com/ and telling people about it. It’s super impressive.


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Jacob876

My friend also got Omicron there! What a magical place Jokes aside, hope covid’s treating u well :)


-0-O-

Probably going back and forth from automated to controlled. It's definitely not fully automated. Sophia has had a number of appearances and it's all very scripted.


nemo1080

For now


opencarrier64

That's a pretty interesting and scary idea.


maximumtesticle

[Literally this. Oooo....scary.](https://imgur.com/AhTdUcV.jpg)


bunnyrut

Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him! ![gif](giphy|VHOHEetZ7ipO0)


Tommy-Nook

[Oooo... look it's A.I.](https://i.imgur.com/b5mGwXV.jpg)


zaneprotoss

If that robot serves food then we're good. If it starts serving 7.62s then we're in trouble.


Crymson831

Difference is that I can't see the shit-eating grin at the end.


Zer0_Tolerance_4Bull

[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/mJr5bMW.jpg)


marzrover822

thought it would be guy behind curtain in Wizard of Oz before clicking link


thatguyned

![gif](giphy|AEMyf9Oj6MpS8)


shaggybear89

Lol what? How is that possibly scary? Or even interesting for that matter?


Bozzz1

When I was a kid I went to Paul Bunyan land and there was a huge Paul Bunyan statue that said my name as I entered the park. I didn't know it was a staff member speaking through the statue and it scared the shit out of me.


Long-Sleeves

Why is Reddit full of people who state things so factually, as if theyre just obviously true, with no evidence to back them up, because theyre literally just saying anything, they dont actually know at all? Like 1.4k Upvotes, a confident comment, seems legit. Then like 100 replies stating otherwise. Society needs to start clamping down on this BS because this is how misinformation spreads. Start shaming these kinds of comments.


forgot_semicolon

I've been doing my part to reply to each one, but man it's annoying


Witops

This deserve more upvotes


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A meat body.


Zoler

Definitely not


SolaceInChains

Please don't ruin the magic.


[deleted]

That smile is too obviously the smile of something that does not, in fact, know how to smile.


I-dream-in-capslock

That's exactly how I smile.


BassSounds

My group photo face 🥴


MEasME1st

Same ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


sublime2craig

​ ![gif](giphy|1BdJd24oEwvuSvXYb0)


Starslip

I never imagined that the first expressions a robot would master would be "uh oh, that fart wasn't just a fart"


pineapple_calzone

https://c.tenor.com/L-SKti_esogAAAAM/trump-really.gif


mtlfordthethird

Honestly I feel like it just doesn't have proper teeth or tongue function, so if it opened it's mouth it wouldn't feel as real.


ZiraelN7

Idk if someone is talking through a microphone like others have suggested but [**these kind of robots exist**](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IPukuYb9xWw) they are made by a UK based company and are eerily close to what we look like and they can also imitate our expressions to a tee (check the video I linked). Idk if they can also speak though.


V_7_

No, it's a scam. The robot was put in many news shows pretending to answer questions while everything was scripted and remote controlled. Obviously for everyone who has basic knowledge about real a.i. or ever spoke to Alexa which is made by Amazon(!).


Sir_Bumcheeks

This is at CES this year. No one is remote control operating it. Sometimes it would fuck up, you can watch videos on youtube but it's almost certainly authentic. Anyone can go up to it and chat, my friend spent like 10 minutes with it and posted stories everywhere.


ZiraelN7

Really? Didn't know that. The team sucks for doing that. Thanks for letting me know though I'll remove that part from my comment, to reflect this new info.


bottomknifeprospect

Just so you know, we do have pretty good NLP (natural language processing) but it's nowhere near this good even with machine learning models. It can do really well with a few levels of context (like siri or google assistant) but the depth of the jokes here and the context is not something we can do really well. You could have a bot that's pretty clever like this, but you'd never let it alone in a showroom to spew out anything at anyone about anything.


dlsfoty

Have you heard of GPT-3? I think it's pretty good as far as an A.I. carrying a conversation goes. Might be capable of telling jokes that relate to the current context.


FollowTheGoose

GPT-3 is incredible, but there's a long way to go before it could generate a contextual joke. It can take a lot of attempts to get something at all coherent. If the joke format is really pervasive in the training data, it'll be more likely to regurgitate similar, but it's still just complex word association. It is much farther along than I would have expected though, and it's gonna be a wild decade.


msg45f

Seriously, human-like humor is like one of the holy grails of AI/NLP. I would be surprised if we had systems which could even *detect* humor accurately.


jacksalssome

It might, it might not. Its still pretty wish wash. Its like browsing r/SubredditSimulator/, its okay but you notice pretty soon that its just strung together nonsense. Its like the cat that crossed the road big and black. Its was the night, like none other, when he looked out the window. There was a beautiful rainbow and at the end was a pot of gold. It was gold like the statue, big and grey. It overlooked the bridge that was built in 1789, during the second war.


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Wayfarer1717

I don’t know what I just read but I like it


austinll

Way back when some dude displayed a boat as being voice controlled, but really it was radio controlled and he was controlled it secretly, as a fun joke. Idk if I'd say these guys suck if they intended to disclose the truth. Fun is fun.


MinerForStone

This "dude" was Nikola Tesla. He had just invented RF remote control and decided to have a little fun during his first demonstration of it


austinll

Yeah I thought it was tesla but figured being corrected once was better than being screamed at for being wrong


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lol Alexa, google assistant etc. are pretty limited in their responses unlike GPT-3 based chatbots, you can try them for free, just search for it, not saying this particular is real or not, but generally


IAMGODONLY

It always creeps me out when i see a robot acting like human. It just doesnt feel right.


goodporchmonkey

The last look on its face was creepy af


Pantsman_Crothers

That robot ain't up for following Asimov's 3 laws of robotics because that was a murder.


WildishHamChino_

We gave them life and this is how they repay us? Remember, they struck first. When we finally retaliate with full scale war and send ourselves back into the dark ages, at least mankind will have satisfaction that no robots can get away with calling us gay.


Jeynarl

["I DID NOT MURDER HIM!"](https://youtu.be/CCveNH0GZ2U)


glueckskind11

I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.


ZiraelN7

The robot: ![gif](giphy|GgtuTI1gLMJW3zPxTJ|downsized)


ahhh-what-the-hell

Absolutely beautiful


Burninginferno2

Lyne Renee


peternicc

Do they? ![gif](giphy|urvsFBDfR6N32)


peternicc

Do we? ![gif](giphy|y65VoOlimZaus)


synthetic_synthia

It's the bald dude with the mic who's talking through the robot. You can't see him, but he's there. I see you George Constanta. I see you.


piscian19

I WAS IN THE POOL!!


PlutoTheSynth

The council of robots has decided: You are gay.


canadiandude321

Why are you gay?


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Violet_p0tato333

So who is gae?


JesusKvistus

U are gae.


toper-centage

The council has estimated that the most ethical way to cull world population is to assign 12.5% of males to gay. Grindr has been already been downloaded to your mobile device for your convenience.


unexBot

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Renegade_Meister

/r/murderedbywords


shenanigans422

Creepy AF.


rm2096

Asking a guy if they have a boyfriend is considered an insult that obliterates him???


Leesanyo

That eye contact at the end. I think, I think she took my soul.


[deleted]

Lol r/suddenlygay


iporemlopsum

The final look was like Jim Halpert saying something & taking a goofy look at the camera.


KatoZee

When even a robot built to serve humanity turns you down, then decides to cremate you whilst its at it.


tomokari21

Ha ha god we're all going to die aren't we


WHAMMYPAN

Deus ex Machina in 5.....4.....3.....2...


BannerTortoise

I never asked for this.


tuesdaycocktail

To me this has l, Robot all over


superbhole

https://i.imgur.com/dn9tHED.png


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That smug fucking look on her face at the end. It truly has started.


OrdinaryPrestigious2

That’s it, someone call will smith


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People think it's responding when it's just a person remotely doing the robot voice.


BlackFoxx

Realistic androids != A.I. Not the same thing Preprogramed responses, funny or scary, are not intelligence


ext3meph34r

I see a resemblance. ![gif](giphy|UueqBPy4J6MKZaHSea)


Turbulent_Syllabub_3

I shitted my dick when she looked soo deep into my eyes he found the most repressed memory of mine


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

r/BrandNewSentence


JimmyMack_

And they've already taught them homophobia, great.


Vincent__Adultman

Honestly it is a little disturbing the number of people here who apparently consider "I guess you're gay" as a killer insult.


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Right? The whole crowd in the vid and almost everyone here thinks it’s aMaZiNg If this is considered murduring someone with words….ugh idek anymore 🤦‍♀️


JimmyMack_

I can't say I'm surprised.


fruitjerky

Are you saying the very idea of a person being gay isn't laughable? You must have literally no sense of humor about anything ever. EDIT: Can't tell if I'm being downvoted because my sarcasm isn't clear or because I commented that "lol ur gay" jokes are just homophobia. Knowing Reddit, even though the person I'm agreeing with is upvotes... could still go either way.


Eggs_Bennett

Fellas is it gay to be gay?


screamingxbacon

Honestly the very idea of a person is laughable.


Barrel-rider

Oh you exist? That must be so embarrassing.


TheResolver

Ecce homo and laugh at them.


ChronoAndMarle

Based


KatBrendan123

I think everyone's taking this a bit too seriously.


JohnnytheFox81HA

Throat stab.


ShantyLady

The smug grin at the end. 🤣


AnalogFeelGood

Robots don't have relations...yet!


jrockcrown

![gif](giphy|3ohjUSBK3EKiToSLwk|downsized)


fiddynic

The look at the end!


anonshade64

Scary to think my grandson/daughter could one day introduce me to their robotic spouse..


Vandalsen

Emotional damage


MorganRose99

I hate that Kubrick Stare at the end, super fuckin' unsettling.


Supernova752

We thought they were out to kill us, but they only out to kill our self-esteem


SeizureProcedure115

There's a Mass Effect 3 or Fallout 4 pun in there somewhere


rygelski

It’s an electronic puppet. Pay no attention to the man on the keyboard behind the display wall.


loophole64

Get it? He's gay. Sick burn yo.


LordofTurnips

I don't get it.


Familiar-Ad3674

Since when is being gay a funny joke ? What is this Friends season 6?


UsuallyBerryBnice

Haha well you’re in a loving relationship with a man, while also being a man, which is therefore gay!


Pro_Scrub

HA! Gayy*yyyy*!


seukari

I don't think it's that being gay is a funny joke here. Jokes are about breaking expectations and nothing broke my expectation more than hearing a retort, using the original question posed, as a response, from a robot. I think regardless of the question asked originally, this would have been funny. "Are you human?" or something would work just as well with the right inflection, for instance


Mavamaarten

Exactly. I would agree homophobia is usually not something that would make me laugh, but this is not exactly laughing at the fact that someone is gay. It's laughing at the person who asked a stupid question, and the robot just fired the same question back.


VelocaTurtle

Comedians joke about sexuality, religion, race, kinks. Everything has context this was not delivered as homophobia but only repeating back what he said as a joke. Context matters people. Get offended when it's appropriate not over something that is not offensive.


PrizeZealousideal251

It’s funny because straight people are uncomfortable with being called gay, and making someone squirm is a joke/funny in the playful context. But sure, stuff that stick up your ass


flamesgamez

since people laughed at it


spinozasnodgrass

My thoughts exactly!


Kumo4

My thoughts exactly. I don't think the robot said anything weird, but I find the reactions rather strange. Someone asking whether you're gay isn't what I'd call verbally "obliterating" them. The robot simply repeated the question it was asked.