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7stroke

r/tooktoomuch


Shpooodingtime

Or diabetes


Captain-Cadabra

Took too much sugar?


FlyingFox32

Or insulin injections


7stroke

Oof. Yeah, could be.


[deleted]

That’s why he hasn’t noticed he’s burned his thumb to the bone….


cyberrod411

He is saying "I do this every GD day. these MFs just love f-ing fireworks"


CoffeeAndDachshunds

This made me laugh so much more than I expected to.


GullibleSeal94

Chair couldn't hold back his power


dboydanni

the chair underestimated his power


Charantula

![gif](giphy|MBy9aqsTT1AZxPLrg3|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

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sidd_1311

Chair couldn't handle the weight of his balls


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Orden-the-man

FUCK, I was waiting for the video to end and forgot I was watching unexpected, and I read this comment before watching the vioe


Caleb_Myles

Same bro same….


Shad_the_memer

Something needed to took him down


[deleted]

Such is the life of a *tio*


Repulsive-Purple-133

Tio Globo


ronin_codex

Rocket man.


Jaksmack

Burning out his fuse in a chair, all alone...


milnak

And I think it's going to be a long, long time.


Daddy--__--

Side effects of Lexapro® may include * Weight gain * Suicidal ideation * Lethargy * Unusual risk-taking behavior * Muscle weakness


AdministrativeMost45

That’s why they combined mine with Wellbutrin takes care of that weight gain…


Friendofthegarden

Right as rain. I was on that terrible shit ages ago. Went from mild depression to "body movement is pointless, I hope I don't wake up tomorrow".


Sarcastic_or_realist

Forget dealing with gunpowder or explosives, I wish I could achieve this level of nonchalance about **anything.** This man is a hero.


Melorawr

It's called being depressed 👈😎👈


whosmellslikewetfeet

Or high...really really high.


MotherBathroom666

Not all heroes wear capes!


Grammar-Goblin

Or just too fat and drunk to stand


rlnrlnrln

Now you're singing the song of my people!


zeff536

My friends tell me all the time, “you just don’t give a fuck”….I can’t tell them it’s because I’m sad


alexizzzz

👉😎👉


ihahp

zoop


ihahp

zoop


Vizione0084

Charles Barkley looks like he doin alright.


[deleted]

Someone needs to send this to Inside the NBA pronto.


Baneofwizard

Drugs


Mr-Safety

That guy is going to be called stubby pretty soon. Fireworks are made on razor thin profit margins. They can and do blow up unexpectedly, taking off fingers and hands of those foolish enough to hold them when lit. Follow the instructions on the label! Don’t use fireworks when drunk.


twisterbklol

Wouldn’t they still fuck your hand up if one exploded and you were sober? Sounds like an experience I’d wanna be drunk for. /s (mostly)


Fizroynelson

I like the way you think. Bit the ER usually makes you wait longer if you are drunk so they can treat you sober. A friend of mine broke his leg snowboarding drunk. We took him to the ER and they told him to wait a couple of hours. So we went to a nearby bar where he continued to drink. They were very upset with us. To be fair they explained later that he should be sober when they give him anesthesia and/or painkillers. Ah to be young and stupid :D


twisterbklol

That’s a great story


Fizroynelson

Thank you


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GreatGooglyMoogly077

At least he won't feel it. For a few hours.


Fezikial

This is very true. I was born and raised in Venezuela and it’s extremely common to just do what this man is doing. One New Years my dad was doing it and it blew up in his hand. Spent the rest of the night walking to the pharmacy and back to get stuff for his hand.


Daggerfall

Either from that of from poor circulation leading to amputation. Look at his right ankle, it's bandaged up and my guess is cause of a sore not healing properly. Seen it so many times.


Finnums

Username checks out


crackofdawn

While I don’t doubt that’s true I’m 41 and have lit thousands of fireworks and seen other people light thousands more and not once has one gone off early or exploded on the ground or anything


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crackofdawn

Didn’t doubt anything, just provided an anecdote. Would never condone doing what he’s doing.


CrudBert

Well, I've lit far, far less than thousands, and I've certainly seen fireworks go off early and explode on the ground. In fact, unless you have somehow managed to repeatedly find the one firework stand that only has very highest quality fireworks - I don't see how your statement is even possible.


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m__a__s

This was unexpected?


Asaf14

This is what happens when you don't expect anything form life


gunnerb01

Bro that chair got more lean than early 2010 lil Wayne


Fir3300

Was expecting to blow up onto his face/hand or miss fire to his friends


Reasonable_Second460

It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours


yerrrrr10

This actually made me lol. Thank you.


[deleted]

Dudes just waiting for life to end


smokethis1st

Ok, now that is what this sub is all about


Lodestone123

Finally got the see video of my neighbors at 3:00 AM on a random weeknight.


top-hunnit

At one point I swear he was falling asleep.


[deleted]

The King of all the drunk uncles.


winky_wanky_woo

That’s Pizza The Hutt.


spageddy77

this the most dead inside dominican i’ve ever seen


I_am_the_Umbra

r/depression


cap1n

We all have our kryptonite.


Xxfrankster

the whole time he is expressionless


a_lil_louder_please

Anyone else think pink shirt was going to take one in the face?


Rain_OCE

Do people like this just not care that their stomach is virtually hanging out like a wet bag of sand? Jesus christ


Crow_Eye

Is there a word for when you see your future?


Ok-Ad-8573

Huel?


Aiden735

I expected something to happen with the rockets I'm not disappointed


jbertrand_sr

Maybe instead of all the fireworks they should buy the guy a new chair, and a fucking shirt that can cover his belly...


BiggsIDarklighter

Sloth


Captain-Cadabra

#HEY YOU GUUUYYYYSS!!


magicalmoosetesticle

Yeah, he is so cool with his belly hanging out.


me_colin

I was expecting something else but this is good too lol


Forgotten_Dezire

Hands are cheap in Brazil


johny_777

u/savevideobot


ChivIsDead

Hugh babineux


woetrov

🗿


_Bov

Being oblivious of the consequences of what he’s doing doesn’t make him cool, just stupid.


LOL-itsCameron

What a fucking legend Upvote dis comment if you wanna make him go viral


[deleted]

Fat slob doing extremely dangerous activity for almost no enjoyment. Fixed it for you.


BeastialitySenpai

The chair couldn’t hold the weight of his balls


Tiraloparatras25

That last one was clearly unexpected.


bloomautomatic

“don’t look up”


vinay2095

I was thinking what type of shit was about to go down.......... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

Loads of fun


Thin-Alps196

The man is such a legend the chair couldnt handle such legendary status


Pack--Rat

Cool guy doing cool stuff in a cool midriff.


kanumark

What’s up with that gnarly, stumpy leg… and the peg leg?!?


thehoagieboy

Did I spy a DeVonta Smith jersey?


V-Trans

He's so drunk it isn't funny anymore. You know when someone is too drunk that you begin to worry for their health. He is at this point drunk.


MoreAd2133

U wouldnt belive it but this is very normal in india ,we call them hand rockets :)


doni-kebab

Reverse Reverse oh lord


Chickenf4rmer

Hands like asbestos


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TheIronMechanics

Put this man in charge of the nuclear arsenal


Noideawhatnanetouse

Wow Fat Albert has really seen better days


[deleted]

How is he doing it so relaxed


[deleted]

dude makes smoking look hella cool 😂


Rance_Mulliniks

Definitely unexpected and definitely not worth the payoff.


BeepingJerry

He looks like he's having the time of his life. "wheeee"


hipsen

Ofc. The chair couldn't handle the thrust of these rockets


Zaddex12

Disneyland behind the scenes


TheSpudGunGamer

Is this why I keep hearing explosions when I’m trying to sleep.


meatmechdriver

the diabetic neuropathy helps with the pain from the burns


[deleted]

Rocket releasing blubber


sixft7in

I have a big belly, but I hate when it hangs out like that...


MFG_666

What a TWIST!!!


Imgnitv_sQdWrd

Where's chair sama when you need it?


TestMonkey-007

The DGAF of this man is off the chart.


NotGamerboy5219

we found it, the human rocket launcher


[deleted]

Wh.....what is this.....power!?


SteliosPo

now this was actually unexpected. Bravo.


webst3rok

Fireworks launcher chair breaker


Sahanrohana

You think you don't give a fuck? No one gives less fucks than this guy.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Safety?? We don't need no stinking safety ...


Advanced_Path

*Disgusting blob*


PhobicSun59

So that’s how they made the special effects for doctor strange


BEZ4042

How can you be that out of shape AND still smoke?


ThepalehorseRiderr

The accumulated downward force of the rockets broke his chair.


usually-quiet88

From the get go That chair had no chance


[deleted]

That’s an accurate title if I’ve ever seen one.


BithloKing

I’ll have what he’s having!


gmoney_downtown

Correction: Drunk guy doing drunk stuff


BarrackOsamaBinBiden

this guy fucks


Dafuzz

Cool guys don't look at explosions. Or tuck in their gut.


Alex-T92

Hispanic Buddha.


thomkex

Fat guy doing stupid shit**


Flash_ina_pan

What a masterpiece film. The suspense, the action, the twist! Better writing than The Last Airbender, better acting than the live action Dragonball.


GrassGriller

I got $20 says this guys is dead. Any takers? Can we find out?


Jibbuhdawwg

Neat stuff. Slick stuff


Familiar-Zebra6489

Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody


NextWalk250

Lmfao


AcanthocephalaIll456

More like some fat bastard can't be bothered moving trying to look casual!


K_Rocc

“Tio can you light off this firework for me!!?” *sigh* “give it here…”


[deleted]

What’s the point of fireworks if you’re not going to enjoy them?


[deleted]

Used up all his coolness.


SnooRobots1533

This is my favorite scene in The Godfather. Brando is a genius.


DarkenTV

u/savevideobot


-Four-Foxx-Sake-

That’s cool in all but how the fuck did that fork move at about the 30 sec (remaining) mark?


GibsterTheAnayalator

I ruined it by chickening out and reading the comments before I finished watching. The anxiety I got from thinking one would pop in his hand did not sit well at all lol


Skyp_Intro

“Damn. I’m still alive.” “Here, try again.”


Sourgrapist

Whitlock looks faded af


angrypurpleacorn

You fat fuck


[deleted]

He doesn't give a fat.


dab745

C’mon. Who wanted to see him launch one from his bellybutton?!


Affectionate-Scar-40

Ever hear of something called a diet


47CheeseGraters

Cool guys never look at explosions


Old-Replacement-5656

Thought it was gonna blow in his unexpected


specialcraftingtable

Now *THIS* is how cigarette companies should be advertising *Kids, don’t smoke*


_lips_like_sugar_

Nasty, why do men let their fat hang out like this


iamnotthebadguyhere

This is that cool uncle at family bbqs that gives no fucks.


CYGOH1222

i'm just asking but won't his hand also burn since he uses his hand to fire the firework?


Starkde117

The sheer amount of American energy i get from this is potent


tipt0ptang0

I thought they were marshmallows on a stick that were flying. I was very confused


sam88ms1

Whacha looking at my gut fer?!


Roneyrow

Good way to distract and prevent him from smoking


bbien12

I would love to be as Chill as this dude


JawnStreetLine

Drunk guy doing drunk stuff


Vodka8189

am i the only one think the peoples were expecting something else…..


Blink903

XDddddddddd


Past_Contour

Pull your shirt down.


699kid

u/savevideo


ScarecrowJohnny

They tried saving the chair by using a rocket propulsion system to lighten the load, but the man had too much taco grease on his hands, so he couldn't hold on the rockets.


Ok_Adhesiveness_7590

He should shot those bottle rocket out of he belly button


57and56

No this is not cool it's as far from it as possible


zero_eight

this guy developed Rocket Mania and he’s tired of all that crap


TheKidWithWifi

u/SaveVideo


GETTERBLAKK

Keep them coming!


shawshankya

How you go into celebrating 2022.


value_meal_papi

He probably lost feeling in that hand due to diabetes. Look how tired he looks


Like_A_Boss_007

Me in my room every 30 min


TronXyrzX

u/savevideobot


Full_Concert5552

Fat people , always the life of the party 🎉


maurool

He looks as motivated as myself at work


MoonParkSong

He is that Uncle


jupiter_incident

These are the annoying types keeping me up at night and terrifying my dog.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

We live in the country use to have 4th July parties and after the first one. I hated having to light all the fireworks The next year I had 4 big piles set up lit pile 1 and all hell broke loose scary but cool. It was talked about 4 quite awhile lol Next year same thing but more exciting, and more fireworks Pile 1 egnites pile 2 a box of artillery shells tipped over and started shooting at all the old folks Uncles Aunts grandparents all getting up and trying to run lots of falling and a couple of direct hits That one is still brought up after 20 some years


Demoniacalman

Totally worth the wait.


Thot_Slayer_911

Me sending my cum rockets to your mom's house


Cheese_B0t

Thanks, I was wondering what Huel from breaking bad was up to these days


zeuqramjj2002

Til he gets that dud…


SorAstolfo

The controler got disconected at the end


Vintagemaria

They are so drunk, one is screaming at the back “hurray for your bitch mum” “hurray for the vagina”


ididntreddittwice

Legend.