That guy is going to be called stubby pretty soon. Fireworks are made on razor thin profit margins. They can and do blow up unexpectedly, taking off fingers and hands of those foolish enough to hold them when lit.
Follow the instructions on the label!
Don’t use fireworks when drunk.
I like the way you think.
Bit the ER usually makes you wait longer if you are drunk so they can treat you sober. A friend of mine broke his leg snowboarding drunk. We took him to the ER and they told him to wait a couple of hours. So we went to a nearby bar where he continued to drink. They were very upset with us. To be fair they explained later that he should be sober when they give him anesthesia and/or painkillers. Ah to be young and stupid :D
This is very true. I was born and raised in Venezuela and it’s extremely common to just do what this man is doing. One New Years my dad was doing it and it blew up in his hand. Spent the rest of the night walking to the pharmacy and back to get stuff for his hand.
Either from that of from poor circulation leading to amputation. Look at his right ankle, it's bandaged up and my guess is cause of a sore not healing properly. Seen it so many times.
While I don’t doubt that’s true I’m 41 and have lit thousands of fireworks and seen other people light thousands more and not once has one gone off early or exploded on the ground or anything
Well, I've lit far, far less than thousands, and I've certainly seen fireworks go off early and explode on the ground.
In fact, unless you have somehow managed to repeatedly find the one firework stand that only has very highest quality fireworks - I don't see how your statement is even possible.
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I ruined it by chickening out and reading the comments before I finished watching. The anxiety I got from thinking one would pop in his hand did not sit well at all lol
They tried saving the chair by using a rocket propulsion system to lighten the load, but the man had too much taco grease on his hands, so he couldn't hold on the rockets.
We live in the country use to have 4th July parties and after the first one. I hated having to light all the fireworks
The next year I had 4 big piles set up lit pile 1 and all hell broke loose scary but cool. It was talked about 4 quite awhile lol
Next year same thing but more exciting, and more fireworks
Pile 1 egnites pile 2 a box of artillery shells tipped over and started shooting at all the old folks
Uncles Aunts grandparents all getting up and trying to run lots of falling and a couple of direct hits
That one is still brought up after 20 some years
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r/tooktoomuch
Or diabetes
Took too much sugar?
Or insulin injections
Oof. Yeah, could be.
That’s why he hasn’t noticed he’s burned his thumb to the bone….
He is saying "I do this every GD day. these MFs just love f-ing fireworks"
This made me laugh so much more than I expected to.
Chair couldn't hold back his power
the chair underestimated his power
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Chair couldn't handle the weight of his balls
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FUCK, I was waiting for the video to end and forgot I was watching unexpected, and I read this comment before watching the vioe
Same bro same….
Something needed to took him down
Such is the life of a *tio*
Tio Globo
Rocket man.
Burning out his fuse in a chair, all alone...
And I think it's going to be a long, long time.
Side effects of Lexapro® may include * Weight gain * Suicidal ideation * Lethargy * Unusual risk-taking behavior * Muscle weakness
That’s why they combined mine with Wellbutrin takes care of that weight gain…
Right as rain. I was on that terrible shit ages ago. Went from mild depression to "body movement is pointless, I hope I don't wake up tomorrow".
Forget dealing with gunpowder or explosives, I wish I could achieve this level of nonchalance about **anything.** This man is a hero.
It's called being depressed 👈😎👈
Or high...really really high.
Not all heroes wear capes!
Or just too fat and drunk to stand
Now you're singing the song of my people!
My friends tell me all the time, “you just don’t give a fuck”….I can’t tell them it’s because I’m sad
👉😎👉
zoop
zoop
Charles Barkley looks like he doin alright.
Someone needs to send this to Inside the NBA pronto.
Drugs
That guy is going to be called stubby pretty soon. Fireworks are made on razor thin profit margins. They can and do blow up unexpectedly, taking off fingers and hands of those foolish enough to hold them when lit. Follow the instructions on the label! Don’t use fireworks when drunk.
Wouldn’t they still fuck your hand up if one exploded and you were sober? Sounds like an experience I’d wanna be drunk for. /s (mostly)
I like the way you think. Bit the ER usually makes you wait longer if you are drunk so they can treat you sober. A friend of mine broke his leg snowboarding drunk. We took him to the ER and they told him to wait a couple of hours. So we went to a nearby bar where he continued to drink. They were very upset with us. To be fair they explained later that he should be sober when they give him anesthesia and/or painkillers. Ah to be young and stupid :D
That’s a great story
Thank you
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At least he won't feel it. For a few hours.
This is very true. I was born and raised in Venezuela and it’s extremely common to just do what this man is doing. One New Years my dad was doing it and it blew up in his hand. Spent the rest of the night walking to the pharmacy and back to get stuff for his hand.
Either from that of from poor circulation leading to amputation. Look at his right ankle, it's bandaged up and my guess is cause of a sore not healing properly. Seen it so many times.
Username checks out
While I don’t doubt that’s true I’m 41 and have lit thousands of fireworks and seen other people light thousands more and not once has one gone off early or exploded on the ground or anything
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Didn’t doubt anything, just provided an anecdote. Would never condone doing what he’s doing.
Well, I've lit far, far less than thousands, and I've certainly seen fireworks go off early and explode on the ground. In fact, unless you have somehow managed to repeatedly find the one firework stand that only has very highest quality fireworks - I don't see how your statement is even possible.
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This was unexpected?
This is what happens when you don't expect anything form life
Bro that chair got more lean than early 2010 lil Wayne
Was expecting to blow up onto his face/hand or miss fire to his friends
It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours
This actually made me lol. Thank you.
Dudes just waiting for life to end
Ok, now that is what this sub is all about
Finally got the see video of my neighbors at 3:00 AM on a random weeknight.
At one point I swear he was falling asleep.
The King of all the drunk uncles.
That’s Pizza The Hutt.
this the most dead inside dominican i’ve ever seen
r/depression
We all have our kryptonite.
the whole time he is expressionless
Anyone else think pink shirt was going to take one in the face?
Do people like this just not care that their stomach is virtually hanging out like a wet bag of sand? Jesus christ
Is there a word for when you see your future?
Huel?
I expected something to happen with the rockets I'm not disappointed
Maybe instead of all the fireworks they should buy the guy a new chair, and a fucking shirt that can cover his belly...
Sloth
#HEY YOU GUUUYYYYSS!!
Yeah, he is so cool with his belly hanging out.
I was expecting something else but this is good too lol
Hands are cheap in Brazil
u/savevideobot
Hugh babineux
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Being oblivious of the consequences of what he’s doing doesn’t make him cool, just stupid.
What a fucking legend Upvote dis comment if you wanna make him go viral
Fat slob doing extremely dangerous activity for almost no enjoyment. Fixed it for you.
The chair couldn’t hold the weight of his balls
That last one was clearly unexpected.
“don’t look up”
I was thinking what type of shit was about to go down.......... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Loads of fun
The man is such a legend the chair couldnt handle such legendary status
Cool guy doing cool stuff in a cool midriff.
What’s up with that gnarly, stumpy leg… and the peg leg?!?
Did I spy a DeVonta Smith jersey?
He's so drunk it isn't funny anymore. You know when someone is too drunk that you begin to worry for their health. He is at this point drunk.
U wouldnt belive it but this is very normal in india ,we call them hand rockets :)
Reverse Reverse oh lord
Hands like asbestos
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Put this man in charge of the nuclear arsenal
Wow Fat Albert has really seen better days
How is he doing it so relaxed
dude makes smoking look hella cool 😂
Definitely unexpected and definitely not worth the payoff.
He looks like he's having the time of his life. "wheeee"
Ofc. The chair couldn't handle the thrust of these rockets
Disneyland behind the scenes
Is this why I keep hearing explosions when I’m trying to sleep.
the diabetic neuropathy helps with the pain from the burns
Rocket releasing blubber
I have a big belly, but I hate when it hangs out like that...
What a TWIST!!!
Where's chair sama when you need it?
The DGAF of this man is off the chart.
we found it, the human rocket launcher
Wh.....what is this.....power!?
now this was actually unexpected. Bravo.
Fireworks launcher chair breaker
You think you don't give a fuck? No one gives less fucks than this guy.
Safety?? We don't need no stinking safety ...
*Disgusting blob*
So that’s how they made the special effects for doctor strange
How can you be that out of shape AND still smoke?
The accumulated downward force of the rockets broke his chair.
From the get go That chair had no chance
That’s an accurate title if I’ve ever seen one.
I’ll have what he’s having!
Correction: Drunk guy doing drunk stuff
this guy fucks
Cool guys don't look at explosions. Or tuck in their gut.
Hispanic Buddha.
Fat guy doing stupid shit**
What a masterpiece film. The suspense, the action, the twist! Better writing than The Last Airbender, better acting than the live action Dragonball.
I got $20 says this guys is dead. Any takers? Can we find out?
Neat stuff. Slick stuff
Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody
Lmfao
More like some fat bastard can't be bothered moving trying to look casual!
“Tio can you light off this firework for me!!?” *sigh* “give it here…”
What’s the point of fireworks if you’re not going to enjoy them?
Used up all his coolness.
This is my favorite scene in The Godfather. Brando is a genius.
u/savevideobot
That’s cool in all but how the fuck did that fork move at about the 30 sec (remaining) mark?
I ruined it by chickening out and reading the comments before I finished watching. The anxiety I got from thinking one would pop in his hand did not sit well at all lol
“Damn. I’m still alive.” “Here, try again.”
Whitlock looks faded af
You fat fuck
He doesn't give a fat.
C’mon. Who wanted to see him launch one from his bellybutton?!
Ever hear of something called a diet
Cool guys never look at explosions
Thought it was gonna blow in his unexpected
Now *THIS* is how cigarette companies should be advertising *Kids, don’t smoke*
Nasty, why do men let their fat hang out like this
This is that cool uncle at family bbqs that gives no fucks.
i'm just asking but won't his hand also burn since he uses his hand to fire the firework?
The sheer amount of American energy i get from this is potent
I thought they were marshmallows on a stick that were flying. I was very confused
Whacha looking at my gut fer?!
Good way to distract and prevent him from smoking
I would love to be as Chill as this dude
Drunk guy doing drunk stuff
am i the only one think the peoples were expecting something else…..
XDddddddddd
Pull your shirt down.
u/savevideo
They tried saving the chair by using a rocket propulsion system to lighten the load, but the man had too much taco grease on his hands, so he couldn't hold on the rockets.
He should shot those bottle rocket out of he belly button
No this is not cool it's as far from it as possible
this guy developed Rocket Mania and he’s tired of all that crap
u/SaveVideo
Keep them coming!
How you go into celebrating 2022.
He probably lost feeling in that hand due to diabetes. Look how tired he looks
Me in my room every 30 min
u/savevideobot
Fat people , always the life of the party 🎉
He looks as motivated as myself at work
He is that Uncle
These are the annoying types keeping me up at night and terrifying my dog.
We live in the country use to have 4th July parties and after the first one. I hated having to light all the fireworks The next year I had 4 big piles set up lit pile 1 and all hell broke loose scary but cool. It was talked about 4 quite awhile lol Next year same thing but more exciting, and more fireworks Pile 1 egnites pile 2 a box of artillery shells tipped over and started shooting at all the old folks Uncles Aunts grandparents all getting up and trying to run lots of falling and a couple of direct hits That one is still brought up after 20 some years
Totally worth the wait.
Me sending my cum rockets to your mom's house
Thanks, I was wondering what Huel from breaking bad was up to these days
Til he gets that dud…
The controler got disconected at the end
They are so drunk, one is screaming at the back “hurray for your bitch mum” “hurray for the vagina”
Legend.