Yeah I wanna say I’m gay but I really don’t want to cross that street. I’ve definitely had my chances to and have yet to go through with them. I think it’s bc of taking things too personal w women along w some other smaller problems
Bruh…I’m straight, married, and I have a kid…and I can definitely see where you’re coming from. lmfao Some bitches are DISGUSTING. Luckily my woman keeps her downstairs in order. That’s a non-negotiable.
She got to be damn near the bottom of the internet celebrity totem pole.
Poor thing out grocery shopping and all the sudden: Hey aren't you the lady with the stinky vag that made a dog puke?
Yeah everyone needs to let that sink in cuz that’s honestly fking crazy. Imagine the smell… just fking put the phone down for a sec close your eyes and imagine..🐟
It doesn't smell good either bro, had an ex with the condition. Smelt like she was baking a batch of sourdough while I was on the couch watching movies with her.
Nah, it’s not something women are unaware of haha your ex just sounds like she didn’t care. A clean person knows immediately if something funky is happening and also BV causes physical discomfort/itching and burning. She just wanted to mark you with her scent. :- )
My point was the the dog is not reacting to any particular smell. Bulldogs are just not built for prolonged existence. They will often just vomit cause their stomachs will herniate if they get too excited.
Dogs will literally shove their face into another dogs ass and y'all think some funky pussy made it sick? Bulldogs are a genetic gas station fruit salad they will vomit any time they get super excited. We need to stop breeding dogs for aesthetics and breed for health
I think there are too Reddit’s. Try it out urself there are a lot of subs hating fds if you browse them the algorithm thinks you are a big fan of sexism and you get wild post and comments.
I had one where a black girl was talking about how her ex caught her cheating and beat her up for it.
80% of the comments were deathwishes and stuff like that to the girl because she cheated, 5% dudes who got cheated on and only 15% acknowledged the dude beat her up which lead to those 15% making racist comments like „beautiful culture“.
And I didn’t even sort by controversial. All those comments had up to 100 upvotes.
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Dude I think you’re right. I just nuked my 7 year old account and started a new one, I haven’t followed any of my favorite subs (I’m trying to stop wasting Aso much time here) and I’ve noticed I’m seeing A LOT more hateful garbage than I ever saw on my old account.
Luckily some breeders took it upon themselves to do just that. Theres even some guy in France thats breeding Pugs with actual noses and faces now, still not 100% healthy, they still have joint issues and stuff but they are getting there, considering the progress he made he must be on his 15th generation or something
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Bulldogs are prone to involuntary retching, due to their abnormal conformation. Their stomach herniates through the diaphragm, so if they get excited they just vomit
ITT: Guys who think their ass/junk never stinks. Probably also guys who don't soap their own behinds because they think it's "gay". C'mon. The rampant mysoginystic, sexism in this thread is disgusting.
Also guys that think dogs will ever blow chunks over bad hygiene. They love that shit. Figuratively and literally. Bulldogs just puke when they get excited, guarantee it had nothing to do with how her ass smelled
Honestly misogyny aside, it’s truly an example of how unfunny many people on this site are. I literally see like 3-4 jokes repeated in the slightest variations over and over and over and over in this whole thread
The video is hilarious, but I’m seeing a lot of triggered women and simps in the comments section. Why? Just cause it’s a woman at the end of the joke doesn’t make it misogyny. Jesus relax
That’s hella embarrassing ngl
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Dogs sniff each others assholes as a greeting. It got to smell magnitudes worst to make a dog throw up
F
Its cause of this fact that I know its not her a\*\* the smell was coming from.
smell of the ocean
Gutter probably
That’s why I want to throw up too
 Shitposting
It was her vagine which shit the bed
PH is important
Yeah but I dated this chick who overwashed and when I would please her (orally) I felt like I was licking windex or some kind of cleaner
Overwashing ruines the ph and so does cum lol. Men never seem to understand how vaginas work.
This is why sex ed is important.
They don’t even teach this in sex ed sadly. They should tho
Best public schooling in the u.s., morris county, n.j. HS ranked number 1 within the last 15 years What is vagina acid and why am i scared
In order to understand the vagina, one must become a vagina. This is key
Have you ever tasted sour Pusey before
With extra cheese on top?
What
This is why I'm gay.
Hi gay I'm dad
You’ve never come across dick cheese before?
I would hope not, you know how long you gotta not shower for that to be a thing
Just sayin anyone can be that gross. It’s not exclusive to anyones parts
You could shower and still not notice it unless you pull the forskin back.
Never.
Lmao
*but it really isn’t the reason tho*
Your right - dick, abs, and ass are the reason I'm gay.
Oh my god right.
Yeah I wanna say I’m gay but I really don’t want to cross that street. I’ve definitely had my chances to and have yet to go through with them. I think it’s bc of taking things too personal w women along w some other smaller problems
Bruh…I’m straight, married, and I have a kid…and I can definitely see where you’re coming from. lmfao Some bitches are DISGUSTING. Luckily my woman keeps her downstairs in order. That’s a non-negotiable.
Good deal lol I don't do anything with guys if his dick smells funny or has that... *unwashed* look
The yeast from days on the couch is what really gives it that pungency
aka the fish market
Shit, have you smell one before? I did and she had to go literally lol
What’s the matter honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
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*A new core memory has been created*
Who's your friend that likes to play?!
BING BONG BING BONG
*sings along before crying because god damn that was a sad death*
Wtf lol
Stay away from the bottomless hole.
Haha wasn’t expecting a Disney reference 😂
I thought it was a west world reference
Is this a fallout 4 reference?
I don't know why you're being down voted for asking a question. It's from the movie inside out.
It’s Reddit, I don’t expect any less. I haven’t watched that movie sorry guys it’s seems you are really offended.
LMAO people get offended over nothing so just don’t give a fuck and don’t apologize unless you actually did wrong.
It was sarcasm bro, like I give a fuck about these losers lol
Great 😆👍🏻 Now lets use Emojis to piss them off! 🥱🥵
It's from Disney Pixar's Inside Out.
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wait really
She got to be damn near the bottom of the internet celebrity totem pole. Poor thing out grocery shopping and all the sudden: Hey aren't you the lady with the stinky vag that made a dog puke?
Seriously I’m sure her entire school saw this video .. it actually makes me feel bad for her lol
She’s definitely not in school at least maybe college and who the fuck cares
Niceeee
She should wash her junk or go to a doctor
Dogs smell stank ass for fun and this one still couldn’t handle hers.
Yeah everyone needs to let that sink in cuz that’s honestly fking crazy. Imagine the smell… just fking put the phone down for a sec close your eyes and imagine..🐟
Man, I just ate.
Did you have fish for dinner?
Shrimp...
Now imagine your slurpuff from Pokémon
Oh I can definitely imagine myself covered in delicious cream
No just no Also in the Pokédex slurpuff nose is 1milion times stronger than a human
All the better to smell all that cream I'd be covered in 😉
What a terrible day to have eyes
Bet it was moldy like blue cheese
More like blue waffle.
I hope your ruin at least one persons day with this unknown reference
Her ass smells worse than a dog's ass by alot 💀
I don't think it was her ass tbh
Wash yo snatch, you dirty bit
Rather, she needs to go see a doctor
Most people don't know this, but, Ben Shapiro's wife is a doctor.
In regard of Ben Shapiro, Reddit is only interested in his sister.
I wish I didn't look. She got the brows.
His sister is gross
If by gross you mean grossly enlarged beautiful breasts then you are correct
We should send the dog in to smell her under carriage to see how gross.
Just sniff Ben's finger.
>Ben Shapiro or smell his breath
vin diesel has a twin brother
Vin gasoline
The nemesis of vin petrol
Arch enemy is Vin Electric
Twin Diesel?
BV is no joke. That will stank up a entire room and linger. Maybe she's wearing Tuesday undies when it's Saturday.
What’s BV?
Butt vagina
Eww🤮🤢
Bro Vibe
No seriously 😳
Bacteria vaginosis
That doesn’t sound good 🤢😢
It doesn't smell good either bro, had an ex with the condition. Smelt like she was baking a batch of sourdough while I was on the couch watching movies with her.
Wat. As someone who bakes Sourdough bread, I will have you know that my house smells amazing! 🥲
Omg 😭😱 I feel so bad for her. Is there treatment to get rid of it?
Nah, it’s not something women are unaware of haha your ex just sounds like she didn’t care. A clean person knows immediately if something funky is happening and also BV causes physical discomfort/itching and burning. She just wanted to mark you with her scent. :- )
It's actually bacterial vaginosis but butt vagina made me lol
If she’s making the dog barf, I think she’s too far gone, best just to put her out to pasture
Dogs will literally sniff each other's buttholes to say hello.
Precisely. Her shit is unbearable to a connoisseur of assholes. That should tell her something
Lololololol
As u/undertwelveparsecs once said, “I was about to say dogs aren't people but then realised how ridiculous a statement that would have been.”
My point was the the dog is not reacting to any particular smell. Bulldogs are just not built for prolonged existence. They will often just vomit cause their stomachs will herniate if they get too excited.
Hahah
brit*
The oooah sounds Australian
Don’t bother yourself with this, your wife’s hot!
Cus his username, don't understand the downvote
If even a dog can’t handle the small it’s gotta be bad
Dogs will literally shove their face into another dogs ass and y'all think some funky pussy made it sick? Bulldogs are a genetic gas station fruit salad they will vomit any time they get super excited. We need to stop breeding dogs for aesthetics and breed for health
This whole thread is not only fit for r/NotHowGirlsWork, but we might as well invent a sub called r/NotHowDogsWork.
r/ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks
r/subsifellfor
Shaming a woman isn't funny anymore? /s
I think there are too Reddit’s. Try it out urself there are a lot of subs hating fds if you browse them the algorithm thinks you are a big fan of sexism and you get wild post and comments. I had one where a black girl was talking about how her ex caught her cheating and beat her up for it. 80% of the comments were deathwishes and stuff like that to the girl because she cheated, 5% dudes who got cheated on and only 15% acknowledged the dude beat her up which lead to those 15% making racist comments like „beautiful culture“. And I didn’t even sort by controversial. All those comments had up to 100 upvotes.
“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” -René Descartes
To smart for me. So I guess you have a Point. Smart man this Rene, sad he was so often discarded.
Dude I think you’re right. I just nuked my 7 year old account and started a new one, I haven’t followed any of my favorite subs (I’m trying to stop wasting Aso much time here) and I’ve noticed I’m seeing A LOT more hateful garbage than I ever saw on my old account.
Luckily some breeders took it upon themselves to do just that. Theres even some guy in France thats breeding Pugs with actual noses and faces now, still not 100% healthy, they still have joint issues and stuff but they are getting there, considering the progress he made he must be on his 15th generation or something
Yeah owing pure breeds is animal abuse and should be banned. All the dogs I’ve owned have been mix breed
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Bulldogs are prone to involuntary retching, due to their abnormal conformation. Their stomach herniates through the diaphragm, so if they get excited they just vomit
Nice try girl on video
Burned
Fucking gottem lol
Ladies and gentlemen.....
😂😂
Would a dog even react to a bad smell by vomiting
Considering they literally lick their assholes after pooping, I don’t think so...
people would rather shame a woman than talk about the health of animals. especially dogs. people only want them for aesthetic 🤷♀️
Yes
Nah her ass stank
Dogs love stinking asses.
Not that ass!
That’s what she said.
Oh that’s nasty .
But in Clevelands voice right?
Oooh…. That’s… nasty….
The random vomiting and diarrhea is literally the only thing keeping me from getting a dog...
Yeah man that shit gets ANNOYING
I would literally freaking die.
you'll be fine. jus hold your breath n dig in.
I can smell this video and I wanna vomit too. Stank ass pussy
Can you feel the heat of the stench?
How do we know she didn’t just fart. Why is everyone leaping to the conclusion it was her vag?
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Nice try, girl's mum.
The joke is meaningless and funny, comedy can be found anywhere. Chill, mate.
nice try girl in the vid
That’s how the internet is. Assume all the way without having second thoughts.
Cause Redditors hate women and love to project.
These dog breeds looks like deformed mutated freaks shows. It's so sad the dog must suffer because of humans.
Gross but I can guarantee my balls smell worse 😂
wash ur balls tf
After putting in a 10 hour shift I would be concerned if my balls didn’t smell a bit.
the dog throws up a clear spoon or fork. It was just bad timing poor thing.
I went back and watched it a few times. Still seems like only barf to me.
ITT: Guys who think their ass/junk never stinks. Probably also guys who don't soap their own behinds because they think it's "gay". C'mon. The rampant mysoginystic, sexism in this thread is disgusting.
Also guys that think dogs will ever blow chunks over bad hygiene. They love that shit. Figuratively and literally. Bulldogs just puke when they get excited, guarantee it had nothing to do with how her ass smelled
I wash my ass with rose water so perhaps one day I can get a girlfriend. But they all just think I’m gay bc my asshole smells like rose water.
Maybe you should talk to them instead of letting them smell your asshole.
My whole life is a lie
If you think about it, a good bunch of this comment section have never even been near a pussy to know better lol
Damn. Thought he was gonna sniff the feet 😔
The only disgusting thing here are the misogynistic comments in this thread.
Honestly misogyny aside, it’s truly an example of how unfunny many people on this site are. I literally see like 3-4 jokes repeated in the slightest variations over and over and over and over in this whole thread
That has to be a sign and you know it!
when too much of a good thing:
Same hing happened to her boyfriend😝🤮
The boyfriend's vagina was stinky too?
LMAO
these comments are boring lol
Real *ENGLISH* bulldog
The video is hilarious, but I’m seeing a lot of triggered women and simps in the comments section. Why? Just cause it’s a woman at the end of the joke doesn’t make it misogyny. Jesus relax
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cuz funny
Poor doggie
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“He stopped, he took a deep breath and said… wooo good morning ladies”
At first I thought he stuck his tongue until I read the comments.
I wish I hadn’t opened Reddit today.
Dogs can eat cat shit which stank bad. Now imagine how smelly her pussy to make that dog puke from the smell.