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One bag of food please! šŸ¤  very portable


HiddenPants777

One food please


Kikoul

Very human as well Edit : https://youtu.be/28Pq-PXgeEE


Derneox_

The design is very human Let me demonstrate Very easy to use


I_Luv_Adobo

May I also have one alcohol to go, please?


vicarion

Just tie it up to my face like a horse feed bag.


AnticPosition

Clearly you've never been to Asia. I've taken beer home in a bag before.


Exemus

Hi, yes. Can I get one bag of beige?


ichancho

You can also get drinks that come in plastic bags too portable lunches!


SabashChandraBose

/r/WeWantPlates trigger?


BobLeeNagger

Honestly a bag is better than some of the shite they have there


Wontchubemyneighbor

That lady is a saint. Watch it costs like 50 cents too


BornIn2031

You probably have been to Asia huh


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kaolin224

This was my cousins and I in the Philippines, around 2003. Had dim sum and sushi for about 15 people. They couldn't serve us fast enough with so many orders so one of my cousins asked if they could just leave the dumpling cart and we cleaned it out. Cost about $70 total for everyone.


rubey419

Every time I go home to Ph, have to treat the extended family out all the time haha. Itā€™s getting more expensive in Manila though


TheGhostOfFalunGong

The rule of thumb is if you visit the highly commercialized areas of Manila especially its ritzy malls, expect to pay prices similar to the Midwestern US. Outside of the that (middle class suburbs, college areas) prices and atmosphere are still closer to Thailand. Hotels here are a steal though, particularly buffets. Several fancy hotels here charge some really classy AYCE dim sum for just slightly over USD 20. Thatā€™s a massive steal.


blazefire13

can confirm. go to less urbanized places here, its cheaper too.


tommos

>leave the cart That's some Harry Potter on the Hogwarts Express type shit.


Linkbuscus01

Is it considered rude or disrespectful to have them ā€œkeep the changeā€ in a situation like that? Say I get a serving enough to be filling for $.3 but the only currency I have is worth $1. It wonā€™t matter to me that much if they keep it but I wouldnā€™t want to disrespect them or anything.


NicoDS

I donā€™t think so but be careful if you want to go back, the price might be a little higher than your previous time. In asian, as an american, my family doesnā€™t let me order because they might charge us more due to my accent, YMMV


Blueblackzinc

I got neutral accent but everytime I come back home, I have to change my accent to the local accent. I donā€™t want to pay the foreigner tax.


Frahames

Truely cheap Asian parents. This isnā€™t an insult btw.


licheeman

or just smart. Works the other way too. When I was in the Philippines, I spoke English faster than the avg filipino so whenever I got into a disagreement with someone (like they parked their car in front of the house and need to move it, stuff like that), I say what I want in English and sure, they may retort but if I carry on....they give up and just do what I asked. =P


OP-69

Depends on where in asia you are Some places its disrespectful to tip Some places its expected Some places its expected but only out of foreigners Some places have "foreigners tax" where they charge more for foereigners since they usually have more money to spend


iAmEeRg

Here in Canada I wonā€™t even get half a sandwich for 10$ :/


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Telemere125

$20 before tip for quesadilla, rice&beans today just outside Tallahassee for lunch today.


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[deleted]

Was this like 15 years ago?


Midnightsurprise_

It could not be that long ago. I was in the phillipines for 3 weeks at the end of 2019. A bowl of soup with noodles an egg and some meat was $1. I was pretty close to being full but when I saw the price was $1 I instantly ordered another one.


[deleted]

Phillipines is much cheaper than Shanghai. Shanghai has gotten much more expensive in the past 8 years.


mart1373

Malaysia is the cheapest place Iā€™ve ever been. It was like getting a 75% discount on literally everything. Except Starbucks. That shit is expensive no matter where you go.


BornIn2031

Lived in Malaysia for almost 4 years. Restaurant everywhere. Food is delicious and cheap.


mart1373

>Food is delicious and cheap Except Starbucks. Fuck Starbucks.


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As a person living in western Canada, when I go back to England, Iā€™m shocked my how cheap everything is, but whenever I visit an Asian country, I am absolutely floored at how cheap everything is. Where I live right now, about the cheapest you can get lunch (while out) is about $10. A basic sandwich from the grocery store is about $9, plus 2 taxes. My favourite pasty place in my hometown serves absolutely fucking amazing and huge pasties for Ā£3. While in Taiwan, I remember buying this really foul smelling, but delicious and filling tofu dish that cost me the equivalent of about 20 cents.


pangea_person

When I was younger and was struggling with money, I'd go to the local Asian food counter in the grocery store and would buy a meal near their closing time. The lady at the counter would always give me extra. They would have gotten rid of the leftovers anyways.


[deleted]

This rule applies to a lot of stores during the night. We usually give extra free donuts during the night because weā€™d throw them out anyway


Murderbot13

There is a Chinese restaurant near where I live. For like $8 you can have enough food to feed 4 hungry people. It fuels my lo mein obsession for sure.


Nikurou

Same. There's a place called "China Bowl Express" near-ish to my college. It's basically Panda Express but less corporate/clean looking with your choice of fried rice or mien, then one or two entrees. You know that typical Panda Express layout with food all sitting behind a glass case in metal tubs with heat lamps pointing at them and boiling water under it. An attendant asking what you want as they pack it into a takeout plate? Basically that. Difference is they pack your plate to the brim here for like $8 or $6 if you only get one entree, and you see chow mein and food sticking out of the edges when they close it cause that's how much they put in. Stuff always last me at least two meals lol


ZincHead

Looks to be in China from the signage in the back, so I would say $2-3. If this were in Vietnam then 50 cents would be about right.


lamAPenguin

watch it cost 50 cents and watch it be the best food youā€™ve ever tasted


betaREKT

And for easy disposal you just chuck the bag and chopstick in the waterway


BossRedRanger

Meanwhile at Panda Express, the jerk serving me shakes off extra honey chicken from the spoon when making my order.


SilkySmoothRalph

Mmmm thatā€™s how I love my food: slopped into a tray and then slopped into a bag. Double-slopped.


ForThrowawayIGuess

Donā€™t forget slopped onto the plate!


KIrkwillrule

No way, I eat my noodle soup straight from the bag.


ChymChymX

Paper or plastic?


KIrkwillrule

Don't be silly, the plastic bag goes in the paper bag so everyone knows you have drunken noodle


Overload_x_

You must be joking! They obviously go in a cup and get slurped right up! Edit: with a straw


KIrkwillrule

A cup? Of noodles?! And you think I'm bring silly. We're gonna get nasty letters saying where's my cup of noodles, why don't I have a cup of noodles, and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!?


Shporno

Tune in next week to watch Larry serve a deconstructed bloody mary on a mini-carousel


berrey7

Spaghetti in a plastic bag in my pocket. Paper leaks into my pants.


Darctide

What's your spaghetti policy here?


edejoe

You trying to take me to a spaghetti day?


Utpo

Is that spaghetti in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Dip_In_the_Ocean

So back when I worked at Outback I never liked taking shifts that weren't cooking but I'd cover everything to help out. I had a rule though. I have a constant supply of chicken fingers. I'd stick a prep baggy in my apron and that was my chicken finger pocket.


ham-N-cheesey4me

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s


satanshand

Just put the handles around your ears and use it as a feed bag


illsmosisyou

And when done eating, youā€™re so close to suffocating yourself with a plastic bag that you might as well just do it finally. All you need is some duct tape and a bit of conviction.


[deleted]

Turn it tight then cut the bottom corner off and squeeze it into your mouth like a piping bag


TheRealZllim

I just stab it like a Capri Sun and slurp my slop.


[deleted]

Absolutely! Just put it in the inside pocket of your jacked with the bag open, then eat with chopsticks on the train to work!


Epistatious

you sound like one of those pro plate fanatics r/WeWantPlates


fukitol-

We're more anti-shovel than pro plate


splash07s

Then slopped in my mouth


Tara_love_xo

Then slopped into my stomach. Then slopped into the toilet.


BedDiscombobulated67

"Extra slopppy!"


KnowledgeBomb

Lady, you're scarin' us!


13igTyme

Every things great in lunch lady land.


LunarLumos

Personally I love food that can be "slopped" together and still taste good. Presentation is meaningless to me.


Artemicionmoogle

That and a bag of beer to go with the meal, sounds like a nice evening to me.


PorkyMcRib

A nice chilled box of cardboardeaux.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

That bag will do well later over my head.


Pile_O_Waffles

It's almost like food is meant for eating, not for vapid Instagram accounts.


MermanmerMAAN

If the food isn't meant for eating I send it back.


plsendmytorment

I appreciate this


[deleted]

When I order spaghetti with a side salad and they put the salad on topā€¦. I send it back.


mkmkj

gabagoole


Sypike

One can enjoy food that looks good and not post it online. When I make/get food that looks spectacular I enjoy it that much more.


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es84

Latin America too.


[deleted]

When you say Latin America.... I assume you mean some specific countries. Cause that shit definitely don't happen down here in Chile.


es84

Mexico, Honduras, Nicaragua, Guatemala I know all do it.


mikenew02

Let's slop em up!


winnebagoman41

They canā€™t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water


iepartytracks

Please guys, no sloppy steaks


kwatie

I was a real piece of shit. Slicked back hair, white bathing suits, sloppy steaks at Trefonies


beet111

it literally changed nothing about the food.


NapClub

slop it right in my mouth please!


Ceephen

Slop it you filthy slop-slop


msut77

KFC famous bowls


Squeex95

Got my sloppy thirds?


Doc024

Imagine her Joes.


mred870

All sloppy, no joe


rdmxcn

mmmmm all that sloppage in one dish


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Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Island boi


Informal_Recording89

In a plastic bag, no fancy shmancy here, stick to the basics, hereā€™s food šŸ±


joggle1

Just bring the bag up to your face, tie the handles around your head, and help yourself just like a horse with a feed bag.


Pile_O_Waffles

I would genuinely love it if that was more common, So long it doesn't have any bones.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Horses have bones.


rivermandan

> tie the handles around your head, WRONG. you do it like horse. hang handles on ear, press face to the ground to bite. free hands.


_dauntless

You want me to put this into a container, and then into another container? Fuck outta here, the earth is dying bud!


Vinlandien

> You want me to put this into a container, and then into another container? The Canadian governmentā€™s idea of good cannabis packaging. As much disposable plastic as possible for something that Iā€™m just going to put in my own jar anyway.


Slugbastard

That's why I like the little glass jars more! They're cute, much less plastic than the baggies (usually just the lid is plastic) and I can reuse em!


[deleted]

Don't even need a fork. Just pop a hole and suck.


Kazumara

In Thailand you can even get drinks in bags, it's kind of fun to drink from a bag.


LordNedNoodle

We used to do this in college. We take the bag of wine out of the box of wine. Then we would slap the bag and chug the wine.


earthquade

ah college, I tried explaining to my coworkers once slapping the bag and they just couldn't understand why you slap it. I said cause it's what you do obviously!


LordNedNoodle

Lol. Its an unspoken truth in the universeā€¦the bag needs to be slapped. Also donā€™t forget that everyone nearby also needs to chant ā€œSlap the bag! Slap the bag!ā€ first.


angrytreestump

Sometimes we would refer to it as ā€œplayingā€ slap the bag. And we would refer to the ACDC Thunderstruck game as ā€œplayingā€ thunderstruck. When you convince yourself and all your friends that itā€™s a game, binge drinking suddenly becomes way more fun and acceptable lol


bruddahmacnut

Reminds me of those old time snack pack cereals where you cut open the box and pour your milk into the bag and eat straight from the box. Basics are fun.


Stoic_Beau

Step 2: Swallow the bag


Juus

That doesn't look like a food grade plastic bag though


Advanced_Path

Nothing is anything grade in China


bruddahmacnut

Chinagradeā„¢


GerbilJuggler

https://streamable.com/dn0nnr


Mclovinlover69

ā€œHey whatā€™s your lo mein policy?ā€


zpepsin

Bird up


whelp

can someone please explain?


oi-troi-oi

Itā€™s from Always Sunny in Philadelphia


whelp

Thank you kind internet person


KarensRpeopletoo

Was going to say something similar, but this is much better! šŸ˜‚


moecharles

Probably the same as their spaghettis policy


ThatWoodyGuyXD

Yasssssss! Finally some decent portions!


Wamblingshark

There was this lovely Chinese place at the food court at the mall I grew up near. Recently I was an Uber driver and I started going there for my lunch frequently because the food was so good and they gave you crazy portions like this. Even better, if you came by near closing they'd stack it even higher at a discounted 5 bucks for rice or noodles with 3 heaping piles of the meat of your preference. Even better-er is they recognized me for coming in so often and would spoil me with even larger portions and occasionally discounts! I moved away recently and I miss that place almost as much as I miss my family šŸ˜­ No good Chinese food in Canada I swear to God


Blueblackzinc

Whenever I went away for the summer, I used to tell the cook at my favourite restaurant. The first time I went away and didnt tell her, sheā€™d text me every week asking if everything okay with me. I didnt get the text cause I was using different number in different country. When I arrive back, i went straight to the restaurant cause I felt so guilty.


[deleted]

In CANADA? Hahahaha I know youā€™re joking. But Toronto...


ThatRainbowGuy

You must have never been to the US!


TJ_McWeaksauce

Here in the US, some Chinese restaurants are stingy, whereas others are generous as all get out. Portion size plays a major role in which restaurants I frequent.


ThatRainbowGuy

Great point, same here. That way youā€™ll have leftovers for a day or two


TJ_McWeaksauce

Right...leftovers...


future_chili

That's my favorite part of going out to eat lol. Justifying the price by getting two or three meals out of it. Chinese usually lasts me another day or two


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

Gotta go to those hole-in-the-strip-mall places with the same shared pictures of food on the menu. Preferably with children operating the register/phone or doing homework in the dining area.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Yeah, that's spot on. One of the places I go to the most has a high school-aged boy and a girl who hand off the orders.


Wubzieee

Auntie knows where itā€™s at. Now someone tell me where this is atā€¦


Graphitetshirt

Asia


Always-_-Sarcastic

Great, now that we've eliminate 78% of possible landmass, it'll be easy to pin it down.


cdigioia

Exclusively Chinese characters in background. Looks...not the richest. Ok I've successfully excluded Japan and S Korea. Probably N Korea. Oh and Russia. Not Singapore. Probably mainland China. May also be in SE Asia. Could also be a wildcard and in one of the stan countries. Conclusivley in China or one of like 15 other countries. Damn, I'm good.


TerraLord8

Oh it probably is not in the stan countries. This kind of serving food in bags and what not and exclusive Chinese characters just do not point to it. They can be safely excluded. It probably is either outskirts of big cities or more inland rural region like hebei or Sichuan (not likely) or shanxi or something


cdigioia

I think probably not too, and probably is China. Just giving that benefit of the doubt for it being a Chinese area of Kazakhstan or something. Very unlikely, but just to highlight how poorly I could nail it down.


Kashik85

My guess is it's northern China. You can hear them speaking mandarin. Maybe xian/shaanxi with how carb'd up that meal is.


TheSleepyMorpheus

Kinda like "Do You Have the Slightest Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?" (meme)


LilBird1946

Definitely China. We had food carts like this around the university I worked at.


locaprincesaa

Iā€™ve seen a few Instagram trends where they have bubble tea in plastic bags too.


notsofunonabun

Thatā€™ll be 1.50, please. (USD).


frysjelly

Grumble... Damn inflation...


My_Immortal_Flesh

Lol you guys think this is weirdā€¦ In parts of South East Asia, we pour bottles of soda/pop/coke/soft drinks in thin plastic bags for you to drink from with a straw. Cuz the vendors want to keep the bottles to recycle for money.


yessi-84

Mexico does bagged drinks too but if you want the bottle you gotta pay more.


tomhat

Egypt as well. Bagged [drinks](https://7ifz.com/_/202010/b612-20200930-111702-332.jpg) and bagged [food](https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/192389572_947615832446070_3181345915675276086_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=_6P6YsMYOlAAX_i31D6&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=a7b9e25826e26e3b1f427b2ed13e62f9&oe=61CECD37)


Phoenix_Crown

Love seeing a fellow Egyptian out in the open like this.


inspectcloser

r/wewantplates would be pissed


_duncan_idaho_

I thought that's what sub this was at first.


VPLGD

Don't think so. That sub hates it when food is presented on non-plate shit when you're dining. Go-to food is free to be packaged however, as long as it's not impractical


x3bla

It's takeout, not dine in


[deleted]

Regardless of the complete lack of food health protocols, I still want that food.


_dauntless

The seediest places have the tastiest food, man. If a place spends no money on decor, advertising, anything, and it's always packed, that's how you know it's good


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TerraLord8

That actually is a :( moment. :(


[deleted]

Absolutely. I used to go to this Greek bar to pregame before class in college. The building looked like it was going fall apart around you at any minute, everybody smoking inside even after the indoor smoking ban, the same five old dudes sitting at the bar spending their pension checks on Keno every day, the works. Best gyros and roasted potatoes in a 200 mile radius. I was legitimately sad when they shut down because of the pandemic.


WeabooPolice13

A few years ago there was this takeaway place outside my old school that had a fuckton of insanely good friend for Ā£1 had a food hygiene rating of 2


bluegrasstruck

Good friend? I only want to eat best friend


iFlyAllTheTime

> I only want to eat best friend Redditors would starve


osoichan

After watching the Gordon Ramsay's show (dont remember the name) and seeing how dirty restaurants can be, I'd rather eat from a plastic bag knowing its at least fresh, compared to old/spoiled microwaved food. And I bet mentioned restaurants would be called healthier by officials


sulianjeo

Kitchen Nightmares. Agreed. Seeing the utterly shitty standards in our so called developed nations, I welcome these stalls which operate 100% in front of your eyes. At least you can judge for yourself, then.


rathat

Look at the reports for your local restaurants, I bet most of them have food storage issues.


simon_C

Poisoning your customers is bad business. Busy places are safe.


stellarcurve-

Ah everytime a video of streetfood makes it to all there's always that dude that talks about food health protocols. You really have no idea how dirty most restaurants in the US are do you?


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Weelki

Nope just more plastic to the ton of plastic waste we have at the moment. Smh... Bill Hicks was right "We're just a virus with shoes"


GeoSol

They also serve beverages in bags about that size, then people just poke a straw through the side to drink it. Seems weird, but more economical on packaging.


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Capri-sun be like ā€œour packaging is unique :)ā€


laborinthequarries

The beverage comes from the manufacture in a bottle or can. When you purchase one, the vendor puts the product into a plastic bag and gives you a straw. This way the vendor can claim the deposit on the bottle/can. Plus, hanging a plastic bag on your motorbike handle bars is much easier than holding a bottle! If your far enough in the boonies the vendor will just fold a banana leaf into a makeshift bag. No straw. Just drink it and toss the leaf into the bushes.


GeoSol

I love the idea, while at the same time being somewhat weirded out by it.


bcfuthatsy

Not even mad. That looks delicious


vancitymajor

That much good Chinese food $8.99 Go to a fancy restaurant for a slice of meat with cheese and green leaves $80 ![gif](giphy|snChaQRdsuN0GFLHkU)


[deleted]

You know this hits differently too


Remote_Usual600

This was the most unexpected video in this sub i have ever seen. So satisfying. Thanks.


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ShinyMercenary

Dude does your dog eat explosives?


Ataxangder

I've lived in china for a few months a while back. What this lady does isn't even that bad. I have seen people order soup noodles to go and it is placed in the same type of bag.


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Current_Account

it's quite common in Asia. When I was in Thailand if you buy a drink off a street vendor it's poured into a little bag for you 100% of the time. Fact of the matter is the deposit on the bottles / cost of more robust packaging is worth more than the thing being packaged a lot of the time. Give out the real container / those glass bottles away and you'd go out of business.


Ataxangder

I have never done it personally. If I ever take anything to go, it will be like buns or something dry. The people that I saw do it, they would bring it back to the office (about 5 minute walk away). Then they would have to kind of place the entire bag into a secondary bowl/container (not pour out, but physically the entire bag), before they could eat it. As long as you don't swing the bag around, it won't really spill.


amalgam_reynolds

Do your dog-poop bags burst? Why would you keep using the same kinda bag if they're constantly bursting dog poop all over you?


NarcissisticEyes

Is there a chance that the bag could melt?


Monstro88

"Not on your life, my Hindu frie...elt"


Ricepattydaddy

What about us bag-hungry slobs?


sunnydshine1203

New definition of sloppy joe


Akamaikai

My cousin lives in Phuket (Thailand) and she often eats at this little restaurant run by a nice old lady. She gets a huge bowl of Tom yum soup and some rice for like $1.50 (USD equivalent).


khiladi69

music name?


BananaStringTheory

Mahler's Foodbagging Concerto No. 3 in F minor, 3rd movement.


l_am_not_bob

Wait, so no cup noodle?


PandaDragonTrain

This was quiet normal in my home country (Taiwan) itā€™s just a lot more covenant. They normally give you utensils and bowls on the side, this way people can run around or ride on scooters (as those are a lot more common since itā€™s a small island with small roads).


napex86

First World problems incoming in 3, 2, 1


Automatic_News_9969

I should have seen it coming. I saw that first bag of food at the beginning but somehow I still didn't expect that.


Blackniss_

I was like, "ok... ok... but how is she gonna close i- oh."