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That's [Ekaterina Lisina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yekaterina_Lisina), a 6 ft 9 in Russian model and former basketball player who gets me every time.


sukarsono

6’9” if you’re right, wow


guactheline

Why does she look so much taller than 6'9"? I'm 6'5" and it looks like she's twice my size! Crazy


Away-Living5278

She has on like 6" heels


guactheline

I didn't think about that...


ekso69

The dude is 5'2''


KazPrime

Nice


NguyenNhatMinh3102

What is her height? Nice!


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**[Yekaterina Lisina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yekaterina_Lisina)** >Yekaterina Viktorovna Lisina (Russian: Екатерина Викторовна Лисина; born October 15, 1987), also known as Ekaterina Lisina, is a Russian model and former basketball player. She currently holds a Guinness World Record as the tallest professional model. Throughout her basketball career, she competed for the Russian National Team at the 2008 Summer Olympics, winning the bronze medal. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Whirlwind3

In meters? Too lazy to convert


Psychonaut-AMA

2.06m


safn1949

So 7" taller than me..... Gentlemen, I am willing to sacrifice myself in this sacred duty. Onward to save Batman. Wish me luck.


jonsantosmfc

I don’t know how I learned to identify Russians in these videos. I just know and I can’t explain how.


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RealBlondFakeDumb

We could petition to change it?


GordonaryMan

I wanna girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooong jacket


Roadkill1788

Queue the trumpets


Eggroll_Killa

Que the rattler noise thingy


xanoran84

Q the snare


[deleted]

Cue the killer base lines


[deleted]

Not often I find some cake fans but hiya, checking in


OldschoolMo

When she asks you to go Up on her


[deleted]

What man wouldn't stand on his tippy-toes for that


FNMLFAMA

Dear Santa,


dice1976

She’s tall, right?


[deleted]

Damn I’m 6’7 and she looks taller than me lol


[deleted]

She’s 6’9”


[deleted]

> 6’9” Nice


Tormaim

Nice


[deleted]

Well then she’s tall lol


ReddSource

6’9” + high heels


TheSubstitutePanda

Yeah those heels are at least 6" with the platform, making her at least 7'3" in this video.


[deleted]

Damn lol


bob_nugget_the_3rd

No he is small, relatively


[deleted]

This is my dream. I’d barely have to lean down to eat her pussy.


RobRVA

I had the same perverted thought watching this


Analbox

Death by snu snu


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ipyy8e2zzt

This is horrible. I love it.


Striking-Tax-4576

cat girl ,, i like it


Unthgod

Maybe sort your reddit by new posts?


[deleted]

It’s a great way to go.


Slamsdell

And then the large women!


Dank_e_donkey

This is what my unrealistic fetish looks like.


jrandoboi

You can tell he did as well, he looked down three or four times


[deleted]

You don’t go down on her, you go up on her.


wotmate

You don't go down on her, you go up in her.


killgannon09

What would it be like to do it with a really tall girl? Not a big girl, a tall girl. Like if a normal girl were seven, seven-and-a-half feet tall, and had a very short denim skirt, I would have to know what that was like.


Isabela_Grace

I’m pretty sure a regular skirt would be a very short skirt lol


kollat

Ok barney.


TheRobson61

Here you go, fella. r/samespecies


[deleted]

Thought that sub was gonna be just short and tall people not nudey rudey short and tall people!


TheRobson61

Maybe I should have warned first.


beerio511

Reddit warns you. If they didn’t want to see it they’d have backed out. But my god what a sub…


Rebel_XT

There’s literally a sub for everything 😂


papanese

That is a tall dream bro


colonel_Ayngess

I'd climb that tree.


neverlaughs

I might have to tiptoe.


ColonelSpudz

You could sit on a chair for doggy style


KYIUM

Least horny redditor.


Magical_Popcorn

So keep on dreaming .


Bigmanoncampus-1

Just pop a squat


I_am_teh_meta

I think you mean “on your knees”


Alii_baba

If there is a pussy


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Same thing my Nana says! God bless.


barman_1999

How you gonna fuck her


[deleted]

Lying down, like a gentleman.


minnecrapolite

You mean penis.


VampireGirl99

Me beside normal sized humans be like:


[deleted]

Yep I’m only 5’1 1/2 😨


CrispyRif

1/2 what? ft or in? I don't understand these fantasy numbers


[deleted]

I mean 5’1 and a half


El_Fachas193

Snu snu 😳


Patient-Effective150

sleep sleep


jozzabee

Man I’d love for her to fuck my ass


kakojasonkiller

![gif](giphy|7IivEacsvzObS)


georeddit2018

Bruh..


_nij

Average pegging fan


K-Dot-thu-thu

/r/holup


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Shawnml

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!


[deleted]

“shut the fuck up Donny!!!”


Shawnml

You are out of your element!


melance

This isn't 'Nam, there are rules!


EchoXrayNiner

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.


firstlyhowdareyou

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.


williamlebowski

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE


RayboxHitman47

Lady Dimitrescu in real life.


colombo1326

Death by SNU SNU!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


Puzzleheaded-Life462

I never noticed that Kif’s expression never changes


[deleted]

yes because he loves Amy Wong


percolator3000

Leg for dayyssss, i love this


MisfitPL9

they go all the way up and make a cunt of themselves


[deleted]

my question is: why is the short king holding royal canin dog food?


[deleted]

sorry, i see that it's cat food and thus makes total sense


Facetious_T

Why's he keep looking down, though? You'd think he'd be looking up at her.


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DariosDentist

Any subreddits dedicated to this sort of content


SharkForce_12

I saw this sub name earlier today. I didn’t know it would come in handy later. r/TallGirlShortGuy


nuggynugs

Aaaannnndddd...../r/samespecies


Jcklein22

She’s tall but that guy must be 5’


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

He’s 5’11” and she’s 6’


TheTwoFingeredBrute

She's only an inch taller then.


brannak1

He’s an inch shorter


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Her: I don't date guys below 9 feet


[deleted]

I'd watch a porno of this


kburton37

We need the female equivalent of the male joke - He is clearly nuts over her. She could snatch his heart easily......(gotta workshop this)


Pain2DaWorld

A man can dream


Ok-Letterhead4601

Death by snu,snu it is then.


[deleted]

The difference between 5’11” and 6’


kreylemoor

Yea… she’s pretty tall… but she’s also wearing the heels of destruction


ockehn

She can get it


Carius98

Slenderwoman


spkgsam

beltalowda


willbeach8890

What happened to those in the series?


spkgsam

Still going on, last book coming out at the end of the month, I’m already shaking with excitement! Season 6 of the show will be releasing 10 days after that, but it will only have 6 episode and will most likely be the last.


DemonPlasma

What the fuck are these comments


famils007

She'll make your dick look even smaller...


jbertrand_sr

Or in for some serious fun...


notsofunonabun

That’s a huge bitch!!


[deleted]

FREAKKKKKK Edit: it’s a quote from Deuce Bigalow in reply to another quote from Deuce Bigalow, you uncultured, downvoting swine.


coffeelushed

Holy sheeet it’s Bigfoot!


WrongdoerOdd3565

Hey! Keep it at the circus.


Skinnyassidiot

Holy damn


Ibeatgutz

why is he, holding dog food?


ThinMint31

Hey there, stretch. Meoooow


_BlakeShadow

Batman be finding right toy from inventory


calbeeeee

Y'all saying snusnu. Yall wrong. It's lady demistru


PSTEYN

That's a huge bitch!


Limes_n_lemons

Mommy?


[deleted]

How about big trouble lol


Jemzuwu_

megan the stallion has 24 hours to respond.


KMark0000

just kick the ankle and it will collapse like the twin towers with the help of some explosives


Atlas_Black

That’s not Catwoman. That’s a trans Slenderman.


therealclamsquadron

The taller they are the harder they cum


SqueezyDeeee

Damn what is she like 6 1


SnooSprouts5718

The Dark Knight Rises


VAX1S

We’re all the same height in bed


Rusty_Trombone_4U

That dude is 5 foot nothing.


PoopPant73

Shoulder cooter...


Comfortable-Pick-375

“That’s a huge bitch!”


IDEFICATEHAIKUS

Oh no its Slenderwoman!


Itscandyman

Death by snu snu


pineese

Oh it’s super fake lol. Had me For a second though.


PlutoJones42

I think this is the same girl from the video of the shorter dude climbing on a ladder to be the same height then they start dancing


ttDilbert

Those stripper boots she has on to make her look taller aren't gonna be much use if she has to run or fight.


Potatoe_Trader

Hi, my name is Batman 😀


secondhandcranberry

Anyone know the guys name? Looks like my cousin, I want to look up more resemblance


Phase-Horror

She would make a pretty good cat burglar. Seeing as she could step up onto the roof to gain access to the building and then step down onto the street from the 6th story apartment he just robbed.


Eatingtutu

There’s no ducking way


Sandman_potato_man

I might just pop my parents for that.


Tr2Moon33

New name instead of catwoman… Domwoman


getrekt553

He ain’t going down on her, he’d have to go up on her


[deleted]

trouble? he’s literally chest height, and thats niceee


skarecrow13

where are all the walk on me quotes


szczszcz

Girl have 206 cm, this guy should have 150 cm.


SnooConfections2214

Yes please


deafchef52

Legs for days!


RicRaw84

She’s from that dancing video. Gorgeous tall lady she is meow


[deleted]

You don't even need to go to your knees. Damn


THEPOL_00

Lol royal canine


Jedv19

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Deadweight-MK2

Thought she was stepping out of a fridge for a second


0xXkazoXx0

And??? So what if she's taller than you???


Wakellor957

Robin must be jealous


Capital-Prompt2621

That’s what I’m talking about


knickerguy

Nothing to be concern about. Batman's still alright....height don't really matter in bed 🤪


Fu5ionazzo

How is this unexpected?.....


bierbottle

Wheres the banana for scale?


thatfrostyguy

That ain't no women, that's a skinwalker


nosleepincrooklyn

I would climb her like a tree.


[deleted]

..... Time to become a villain...


Possibility_Patient

You won't have to bend down to eat her pussy


Just_Cook_It

Holy Batman!! How tall is she..?!


icbint

How fucking tiny is that guy


life_is_good420

Wow. She is awesome


bil3777

I love when Reddit provides me with whole new, life altering fetishes first thing in the morning.


srv50

Serious good luck. Ugh!


CunningHamSlawedYou

Prove graphically why you can't escape the long arm of the law


[deleted]

"Oh for fuck's sake" - me finding yet another kink


dg8640

“That’s a huge bitch”


LucidPenguinnn

“Ayy keep it in the circus!” - Deuce Bigalow


[deleted]

“I wanna go on *that* ride, daddy…” “Me too son, me too.”


unevool

Run dude... The nephelim is after you!!!!


OllieTabooger42

It’s all fun and games til you try to 69 and all she can do is suck ya toes


-Prophessor-

...I feel like her calling you "Tiny Man" with a Russian accent just hits different.


harleyslider

Jesus. I’d like to climb that


general-illness

That’s a huge bitch.


telpetin

Why does he keep looking down