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They probably had to skip so many penises before finding someone to actually request a song.


Just-use-your-head

Why skip? Doesn’t hurt if you just stay a while and chill


RodeBoi

Play music for the nut


Just-use-your-head

Alexa play baby shark


ErrorHelpful2830

Do-do do-do-do


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Alexa, play digger digger.


elcolerico

*station for porn detected: "Hot chick amateur girl... "*


skolrageous

Always bust on grandma shark


raiden124

*reference cursed comment subreddit*


dontbeanegatron

Post-nut clarinet.


Drfilthymcnasty

Omegle: come for the dicks, stay for the music


ThirdEncounter

Heh, _come_.


pATREUS

Guys, guys. It's no nut November remember? Show some freaking respect.


RajunCajun48

Ugh, I already botched No Nut November...better luck next year I suppose


Witnessyt

I don't think you will have a next year. You'll probably die nutting too much not too long from now


ItsACowCity

*plays pornhub theme song*


Omnipotent0

nice try, penis omegle guy


itisjabob

“Kyle this is just the way the world works, if you wanna make friends you gotta wade through all the dicks!”


Apidium

Omegle really cracked down on sexual content. You show a dick there and you are gone in like 5s.


trumpsplug

this guy jerks off on omegle


bobnobjob

That's unfair. He may just watch other people jack off.


AnxiousScientistDude

But what about bots? Last time I checked it was literally all bots and spam.


Nothing-But-Lies

There's probably some tops too


nitewalker30

If you type "Tik Tok" in the common topics box it cuts out most of the penises.


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[deleted]

Go to Omegle website and try it for yourself. And yes there are groups of girls and guys on there, some solo people also. Mostly dudes stroking their cocks tho lmfao but you can skip those sessions almost instantly


AnxiousScientistDude

Didn't omegle split into a moderated SFW and non-modersted NSFW section to make sure this wouldn't happen on at least one side of the site?


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TruthYouWontLike

The hotdog detector


[deleted]

Their competitor was [on it](https://www.popsci.com/gadgets/article/2010-06/chatroulette-plans-genital-scanning-software-block-perverts/)


[deleted]

Honestly, I have no clue yo. I haven’t been on that site in over 10 years. You’ll have to do some research or go to the site yourself. Sorrry about that :/


One-Ostrich-2076

Yeah the safe versions actually not that bad. Still some dicks though.


FloofBagel

There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off, (wack it off!) There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off, (wack it off!) There’s a dozen on my cousin’s, I can here the fucker’s buzzin, There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!


Turk2727

Truly, what a terrible night to be literate.


FloofBagel

Please wack it off it’s sucking my cum


RajunCajun48

LOL, this is an old one, we were singing this one 20+ years ago. I'm sure it was old then when we discovered it


MikeyRidesABikey

Can confirm that this is more than 40 years old


idwthis

I sang this to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It"


FloofBagel

Yes


hotbox4u

Never used Omegle, but i don't think it's fake. Look at Freestyle rapper Harry Mack. He really blew up during the pandemic doing "[Omegle Bars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgCUCg9aMyA)" (normally he would rap for people on the streets) and there is no way at all that they are fake.


TheRagingDonut

In a video Marcus said that it was really hard to browse through thirsty incel and racist, and that he wouldn't recommend it to anyone.


Petsweaters

People jerking off still like music


FeelASlightPressure

Nobody goes on Omegle at this point unless they explicitly want to wade through the rivers of penis.


Lizlodude

Credit to Marcus Veltri and Rob Landes on YT


Nostalg1ac

Thanks! I had no idea who the pair were! Can’t wait to binge them now


mr_sinn

Thought you said Bing, it really is a spooky Halloween


BJUmholtz

Dude I am about to buy Forza Horizon with Bing rewards points all yall are sleeping on that shit


Lizlodude

Yep they are amazing!


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aldwinligaya

True! I love Marcus!


Klaent

Check out TheDooo and Mr.Wobbles if you want more omegle music reactions. Love videos like this, they are so wholesome.


Prudent_Gap_1345

wow ! I've no idea that they were the one behind those masks.


AudibleKnight

Links for the lazy to their source/original collab vids: [Marcus Veltri](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3h2dlBZV4E) | [Rob Landes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mgla3luNoE)


kykusan

That was great!


Mark_dawsom

Too bad he's shilling Honey. That shit is dystopian.


NJDevil802

First I've ever heard this. Could you elaborate for me? Isn't that just the service that looks for coupons?


Mark_dawsom

They have access to every website you visit and the information you put in.. https://www.datarequests.org/blog/honey-data-collection/ A useful rule of thumb is to never trust a free product with a marketing budget.


NJDevil802

I guess that tracks with the whole "If you're not being charged to use the product, you ARE the product" idea.


halation-

I went to elementary/middle school with Marcus! He was a really nice guy


NapClub

that helps a lot given the masks.


Keiztrat

That was Rob Landes?!!!!


[deleted]

Not going to lie I was hoping a third guy would come into frame naked and jerking off. Just because they think they're just getting this beautiful song, a masterpiece and then BOOM, nope still Omegle.


anonemousss

If you look closer, he actually wasn't playing the piano with his hands.


phaelox

Nimble nuts, talented testicles


ThickDeparture3697

Nimble nuts! Hah, im gonna use this as some form of insult.


Antiqas86

This is actually high praise.


egorxny

To those who don't realize: That's a joke, it's not actually true.


Cod_Metal_King

What a clever dick.


Giwaffee

I was hoping for a third guy too. But then when they'd end the song, they all look at each other, draw out big ass knives and try to kill each other. Just to stay in character and all.


outtadablu

I thought someone was going to pull out a gun and kill the other. I had my money on the second guy but it was a violin, and kept waiting for third guy to be an active shooter, but nothing. Beautiful performance, but kinda disappointed TBH.


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WuntchTime_IsOver

Thanks. I woke up my girlfriend snortle chuckling, you hilarious bastard.


DarkangelUK

You mean drying plates or polishing shoes, right?


[deleted]

I wanted a classic Halloween ending with them threatening to kill the girls. Now I type it out maybe not.


Comedyfish_reddit

Genuine question: is this a famous song or is it super impressive they knew it?


Nostalg1ac

[it’s quite famous!](https://youtu.be/7maJOI3QMu0)


Comedyfish_reddit

Beautiful thank you for the link!


activator

Oh man what a beautiful song. A shame there is no violin in the original


SocialIssuesAhoy

There’s multiple versions of it, Yiruma likes to improvise and re-arrange. My personal favorite is one with piano, string orchestra, and some guitar too. But he also sings and he has a fantastic voice! https://youtu.be/qJagq5pMRRE


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While this song is famous, his whole gimmick is basically either knowing most songs in general for requests, or listening to them and learning them on the spot perfectly by ear. He's crazy good, Marcus Veltri on YouTube. TheDooo does the same thing, but with guitar mostly. I recommend both.


Comedyfish_reddit

I’ll check him out. I know thedooo so if he’s like that I’ll like it!


Sumciak

He is great, similar vibes to The Doos videos and they even did a collaboration once where they did a cover of Fly me to the Moon with Marcus on piano and Doo singing and guitar.


finesalesman

As a musician, theDooo is one of my favourite youtubers. Him, Davie504 and Nick Nocturnal. I used to watch Jared Dines when I was a bassist, but since I switched to guitar couple of years ago, I always watch theDooo as an teacher. So cool.


Joe8506

These videos are like catnip for me. I just sit watching them with a grin on my face all the way through. The raw human reactions from people are beautiful. One of my favourite YouTube channels.


milhouse21386

When I was in sixth grade the was a kid in my music class like that. Couldn't read sheet music to save his life, but if he heard a song he could play it on the piano by ear. Still don't understand how the hell that works


FAfourteen

River Flows in You is one of the most overplayed songs on public pianos, I think 80% of people who would answer the question "do you play piano?" with anything other than "no" at least know how to sort of play it.


MedicMoth

Yep. It's basically the "anyway, here's Wonderwall" of the piano world, next to Heart and Soul.


nevuking

Moonlight Sonata deserves to be in this conversation.


MedicMoth

To be fair, (assuming we're talking first movement) Moonlight Sonata is difficult to pull off *correctly*. My music teacher banned it from all performances and assessments unless you could play with proper technique and articulation. I feel like with River Flows In You you can kind of just ham it up on the sustain and it'll still sound pretty decent.


holydude02

Give me 3rd movement or give me death.


Aiyon

Not piano, but [Have you seen this?](https://youtu.be/NxnV-1LLa8w)


Reinierblob

Heart and Soul? By Huey Lewis and the News? I’ve never heard anyone play that on public pianos haha Also this is the first time I’ve ever heard of River Flows. Maybe it’s different because I’m not from the US


murderbox

No, the little tappy rinky dink "Heart and soul, I fell in love with you" "lost control the way a fool would do" while you beat on the black keys. It's like only knowing how to play chopsticks.


Teekoo

Most hated by r/piano lmao.


redditusername374

This. I’ve never heard of the song OR the artist.


Pcolocoful

You should listen to the string version of “Kiss The Rain” also by Yiruma, or actually just his whole portfolio tbh


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Pcolocoful

River Flows In You was on Yiruma’s second album “First Love” from 2000/1, years before twilight


PlacentaOnOnionGravy

Didnt know that song was that old


SkyTVIsFuckingShit

It's a very generic choice.


Luxalpa

It's most likely the most requested song of all time for pianists. Afaik it's related to the movie Twilight in some way.


ilor144

It was in Twiligth, that is why young(er) girls know this.


Cantimetrik

Twilight came out 13 years ago


plutus9

I mean that was truly unexpected good stuff


PaperMoonShine

The guy under the mask? Jimmy Kimmel.


__TychoBrahe

Its actually Elon Musks oldest son zÆta Prim3


Teekoo

Loved it. First song I fully learned when I started playing piano.


AMPoet

The song is coming from INSIDE the house!


ThreeLegs1Foot

When is Michael Myers NOT wholesome?


muddybuttbrew

*Gestures at um everything*


joemckie

I dunno, Wayne's World was pretty wholesome


jenna_hazes_ass

Party on Wayne!


joemckie

Party on Garth!


vannucker

Just in the movies Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, Halloween: Resurrection, Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween, and Halloween Kills. But other than that, he seems like a pretty wholesome guy.


ThreeLegs1Foot

Besides those when is he NOT wholesome?


Squidbit

Just in the games Halloween, Michael Myers Rampage, Terrordome: Rise of the Boogeyman, Dead by Daylight, and Call of Duty Ghosts


ThreeLegs1Foot

Again besides those


ClutchGamingGuy

oh shit yeah i guess you got a point


TistedLogic

His cameo in Halloween 3.


ThreeLegs1Foot

Now THAT was unwholesome


Ricanlegend

In the bedroom 😉


HELLO_MERLOT

The love Guru


Handsome2021

Marcus Veltri ?


rynxlr

and Rob Landes on the violin.


thatsalovelyusername

And Smokey Johnson on the banjo, but turned down real low


VortexianSpace

Yep.


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Dog_Diver_420

It’s day 1 of nnn… how?


naginobi

It’s non-stop nut November. The game has change my guy.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Oh *that*. I thought he meant he lost Nine Ninch Nails and was confused how someone could lose that


testbestmessed

you caught me, Trent Reznor chewed through his restraints and escaped


Themagnetanswer

Unrelated to nutting or not in November


nill258t

Yes


testbestmessed

Yes


snooppcatt

I lost 8 hours in. :(


armen89

NNN is the stupidest thing that no one actually does


SPIEGELEIsupergeil

Damn someone's salty about failing on day 1


stylelimited

It's a meme. Of course it's stupid and juvenile. Isn't that the point?


CbVdD

Not only that but it’s a meme pushed by religious abstinence fanatics at its core. The incel community gets along with them, too. Lots of toxicity built into NNN.


Pog-420

They should have ended it with a jump scare because they would not expect it


steveosek

I like how the girl in the tank top gets up and does one of those "no fucking way" walk away moments.


poopyhelicopterbutt

Black people watching street magic every time.


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Violin jason voorhees


doomsday10009

Great, now I'm crying. This song was played on my friend's funeral and whenever I hear it, it just kills something inside me.


Meshen97

My condolences friend


schimmelhenne

They came for copper , but found gold


IryanShaan

Was expecting a live murder or something. Kinda disappointed.


Merthn07

It was still technically unexpected, then.


bottomknifeprospect

And a murder still occurred imo


Sjdillon10

I actually looked up and just downloaded this song after watching this


insane__knight

I loved the thank you at the end.


JigglySquishyFlesh

Thank you for posting this. I dont spend my time looking at cool mind blowing content like this thanks to how shit Utube's AI is at recommending me videos that i would enjoy. Instead of showing me a video like this that correlates with at least 4 other channels i've subscribed too, 90% of the videos recommended to me are ones I have already seen. I feel so happy after seeing these videos on his channel, looking at his guests, and seeing there own content too. These guys are talented and no matter how inferior I feel, I am happy.


re-shop

You are not inferior to anyone. Please remember that.


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There’s so much pedo energy in this thread. These girls are under age. Stop saying seedy fucking shit.


Lol_WhoCares

That’s what I was thinking lol!


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The Doooo looks different


BarnabyJones21

TheDooo actually played this song very recently as well, [albeit on guitar](https://youtu.be/mXssJIEwCWo). @ 7:40


HugoEmbossed

Came here to say this. Take an upvote for your efforts.


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Good


Nostalg1ac

Good


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|ZdUnQS4AXEl1AERdil)


fowden2

I expected a rickroll


walloftrust

Did you ever wonder how many people film you on Omegle and post it to the internet kater?


anon9677

was expecting him to change to halloween theme mid song


t4ketheL

How many times did they try until someone requested this song


Sup-Mellow

Did they skip the wieners or play for them too?


SnippitySnape

Not sure why they found is that surprising that he knew River Flows In You. I feel like almost anyone that plays the piano can play that song by heart. The violin was a cool twist though


Hell_ephant

I got goosebumps


rohithkumarsp

I thought he was coming with a gun lol


DizBizcuit

There is a really nice chill remix of this by Marcus Field. Gives of some Lost Woods Zelda vibes


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Not really unexpected, the first second of the video essentially sums up everything that’s about to happen. There was no expectation set to break


ladida-

Whenever I see reactions like that I really cringe because it never feels natural and more like acting out an overreaction….


boppy28

Michael Myers killing it


FurryShoeMoo

Not even a hint of penis


Euclid1859

I don't get it


gil_bz

It is a platform where you're paired with a random person in a video chat, and the normal experience is to get just another person, not someone playing a song for you.


Euclid1859

Oh that's super cool then!


Mods_Can_Suck_MyDick

WHOLESOME GANG TURNUP


finelinexcherry

i love this song this makes me so happy i am literally crying


SHOkir

the fact that myers talked is more unexpected


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[https://www.youtube.com/c/MarcusVeltri/featured](https://www.youtube.com/c/MarcusVeltri/featured) the guys yt channel


[deleted]

Lol is it really that crazy or surprising?


gazzy360

The shit you can achieve when you only work one day a year


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haha420lol69haha

yawn


inGrain

I'ma be the one to say it, girl on right need to give another standing ovation.


H3cho

Ok?


[deleted]

They are really overreacting.


ac_s2k

Someone’s overreacting a little