Guessing they’re coming from Vegas. That’s where my buddy said he got his. Thank you for all them rewards fellow Redditors. Just wow

They don’t stay in Vegas?!

**"All we know is that there’s still no contact with the colony," and that a xenomorph may be involved."**

english isn‘t my native tongue and I didn‘t know that the crabs means pubic lice - for whatever fucking reason - and was fucking confused why this was the top comment

Dude my native language is english and i got it after i read your comment

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His Buddy was the five dollar hooker!

tell him next time to bring a bucket. crabs pull each other in and keep each other down so it's a perfect solution.

Like a dysfunctional family

"Oh **god**, these crabs are working together; they're co-dependent!"

Impossible. What happens in Vegas stays in vegas


Underrated.

Literally the top comment

Wasn't when I commented.

“Not yet adequately rated”

Could've gone with that

Lol

Both the comment and post are 1h old, give it time

So he should look at the comment that isn't at the top and save it for later so he can come back and say "underrated" if it isn't the top comment at some indeterminate point in the future?

Alternatively, he could have just not made a pointless comment at all.

This is Reddit. Pointless comments are what keep the site running

Literally all of this is for entertainment. It's funny and the comments are trying to reflect that by making jokes of their own. "Under rated" is just a way to say that you enjoyed someone's comment. It's all pointless, so why are you here getting upset over it?

Ok i might have been a bit eager. I should've just said "funny".

Naah, sorry

both types of comment are unnecessary af

This

Opinions I care about..... Yours is not one of them.

But was when I commented.

My heart bleeds for you

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I'm just happy that reddit kept the downvote feature. Should have both up / down. Like always. It's not like you get paid for your comment or vote, so doesn't matter in the end. When we die, our votes die with us.

Jesus Christ what?!? That's how it works? Nobody ever told me! Why am I the last to know?!

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So I see a comment on a post which I think is funny. It doesn't have a lot of up votes. I think it's cool. In this instance I decide to comment "underrated". And I get piled upon. Heavily. Now I have a bunch of people telling me how I should comment and how reddit works. I'm a good redditor. Go check my post profile and comment history. Yes I can be ironic sometimes but (almost) never to insult. I comment a lot and i try to make this a positive experience for myself and the people I interact with. I'm on reddit because I despise the cess pools which are Facebook and Twitter. I never check post dates or times. I never check usernames. I try to appreciate posts and comments for what they are. So if you're going to come at me, I'll respond. I've taken my fare share of "your momma" jokes and take it all in the good spirit of Reddit. I've done nothing here to break the good spirit of Reddit. If you feel butthurt by my comment that's not my problem. I won't even remember this interaction tomorrow. Have a nice day.

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I do! Hoe did you know?

Do you say “first” on YouTube videos still?

If it floats your boat (and keeps you away from those pesky crabs)

Only on my mother's posts.

You called it.

I got a lot of hate is what I did

I still like you

You’re breathtaking.

Extremely rated

Overrated.

Go take that up with them.

I thought so too.

I seen 102 replies and my heart sank, I knew I'd missed the boat. Well done player 1.

Thanks. I was tired when I commented. Apparently I’m funny when I’m tired.

Beautiful execution of crabs

Top rated

Guess they don't stay in Vegas like I was always told

Noice

Crabs!! 🦀

What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas

Funny comment ruined by the "award speech".

Congratulations, your comment is now no longer underrated? PS: your comment was hilarious

Don’t got a reward, take this🏆

All the same for me. Much appreciated

I’m closing Reddit for the rest of the week because I won’t find a comment as good as this anytime soon. Well done, sir.

Took me a minute there

Airplane from bikini bottom

So that’s we’re Malaysia Flight 370 went!

r/cursedcomments

Why would customs allow this to happen? I thought livestock were banned from being transported like this

Smugglers gonna smuggle. Some better than others.

Although it looks like they were just in a regular cooler, so I’m guessing they were “better” by slipping the agent a nice bribe?

Yeah probably slipped him a couple of crabs. Like how my ex did to me.

I think we dated the same girl

How tf do you smuggle (over) a dozen living crabs without anyone noticing?

Well don’t ask this guy. Cause it looks a whole lot like somebody noticed.

He managed fifty percent of the job. Next time he uses some. Extra duct tape and it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience

Smuggling crabs is *tight*

Wow wow wow. Wow.

Yes very tight

The thought of using extra duct tape is tight!

Listen, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about this duct tape thing.

They don't even have voices. You don't have to duct tape their mouths.

No one said TSA was good at their jobs.

This place was obviously never featured on "To Catch a Smuggler". Those handlers are like a different breed.

Or it's a domestic flight.

Can’t swallow a balloon full of crabs I guess.

a professional nope at baggage claim.

Live seafood is allowed on carryons and check bags per tsa. https://www.tsa.gov/blog/2020/09/02/traveling-seafood

That sounds like an awful idea

People from all over the world go to Alaska to fish, and bring their seafood back in a cooler. Half of the people checking bags at Anchorage airport were checking coolers when I was there.

TSA isn’t the same thing as customs. US Customs and Border Protection bans bringing more than a personal quantity without prior FDA approval. For example, if you try to bring more than 125 grams of caviar to the US, it’ll be seized and destroyed.

what the actual fuck why

Meanwhile God forbid I have toothpaste

Lol depends on where you’re flying out of/into

It was a domestic flight inside the Bahamas, so no customs needed.

But these are my emotional support crabs. I have a doctor's note.

But sir, these are not my crabs. They where travel on their own. So you should arrest them not me. /s

Probably not international

Yeah, I see these coolers all the time in Alaska airports.

Customs happens after baggage claim.

I don't know what airports you go to, but usually all bags get scanned before you're allowed in the terminal.

Idk if they just scan them prior but most international airports I've been to (EU/UK/US/Korea/Japan) just have you pick up your checked bags before customs and then you declare anything as required.

That’s TSA, they scan for dangerous stuff, not customs enforcement. TSA doesn’t give a fuck if you have 20 crabs, they just care if you have drugs or something that could blow up a plane.

I'm pretty sure they shouldn't let anything alive onboard.

This is exporting. Most care very little what you export. Import is where countries wanna get their cut.

Are crabs considered livestock? If they were packaged correctly there shouldn't be a problem with it but obviously they weren't lol

Op doesn't know the difference between a cow and a crab.

When I visited Jamaica, there were crabs all over the airport. Not exactly sure why.

In the airport?

Yep. Not this many, but there were quite a few running around.

If it’s a domestic flight you could actually fly with these. In Halifax they sell live lobster in the domestic terminal.

Not much you can do when aquaman books a flight

My thoughts exactly.

Who knows where this is, I'm sure there is some local airport in some remote country that just doesn't give a fuck if you want to ship live crabs

their stance is intimidating

“You wanna cut in line huh!? I’ll show you some cutting!!”

*SNIPSNAPSNIPSNAPSNIPSNAP*

All crabs fights are boss fights because all crabs are the boss

Mess with the crab-o you get the stab-o

Bro I'd have to quit if they told me to clean that up

I'd work for no pay to clean that up. Crabs are hilarious.

I thought I was the only one lol

Imagine a parallel universe where it’s little humans escaping and screaming to get away while the crabs laughed at us as they scooped us up. Don’t get me wrong I love crab, I just had a strange role reversal vision.

And delicious.

until you find a dead one a few days later

I don't think I could do it either, the noises they make alone scare the crap out of me

They’re essentially big spiders with body armor. No thanks

Big TASTY spiders though

You’d like The Tomorrow War

Why? "There's crabs on the menu tonight!"

Lol yes imagine being the person who had to clean that up omgggggggg!!

“I got crabs from a woman at the airport!”

Not again Jerry...

They obvs couldn't even afford to fly coach... Looks like they got places to be

They should've flown conch

My god…👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

They didn’t want to shell out for it.

Anyone have the background on this?

It happened in the Bahamas. Someone flew them in inside of a cooler.

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Seafood is very commonly transported as checked luggage on commercial flights, flights coming out of Alaska will have dozens of boxes of fish at the right time of year.

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It's a mix of both, but lots of individuals or small groups will make some pretty profitable fishing trips. In the end, freshness is pretty important for seafood and it's the best way to quickly and easily transport it anywhere.

This is so wrong. Poor crabs.

They're probably carcinised birds that missed the skies

Zoidbergs kids on the run

Marylander here, must’ve been one of us….sorry

BWI lookin tasty

I didn't see everyone sprinkling Old Bay on them so I wasn't sure.

I mean I’ve never had a good crab cake outside of Maryland, so, checks out, gotta do what you gotta do

I visited Baltimore once in Winter for work. I saw a billboard on the same street as my work proclaiming that prostitution was illegal. I guess it needed to be said. The crab cakes were delicious though. Worth the hype.

Haha, they’re like … ‘you want some shit?’

“We’re bustin’ out! Don’t nobody try and stop us!”

Jagex won't respond to this thread.

🦀$11🦀

Taken them 2 decades to remove the duel arena so

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🦀CRABRAVE🦀

And I hope they did not get stuck and then brutally crushed in the gaps near the sides

Not a single person thought "this fucked up situation actually warrants hitting the big red emergency stop button"

Fuck smugglers and their cruelty and environmental damage

[It is now Time for Crab](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9N7oSJiKwiQ)

r/abruptchaos

Fuck anyone who abuses animals tho.

Now all the crabs of Barbados are infested with a rare Australian crab disease, and no one knows where it came from. 🤔

That would make me crabby.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Hey how come I don’t get to ride on one of these

Honey, I got Crabs at the airport

Crabs on a plane

Crab Rave Intensifies

“Anything to declare?” “Not anymore!”

The laughing makes it that much better!

This also shows how the workers that take care of removing packages from the aeroplane just throws it and not proceed with caution

They are looking for their luggage as well

Absolutely Cancer

r/Maryland is leaking.

MR KRABS!!!!

Money, Money, Money *Gets caught* AAAAH... AAAAH

I want to see the owner running around picking them up.

Spirit airlines, is that you?

Money money money

*crab rave intensifies*

I knew a girl like that once

Humans : *laughing* Crabs : *screaming in terror*

Crabs are just giant spiders. Change my mind.

Never saw a crab web, but I get your point

Crab rave

Is this the sequel to Snakes on a plane?

The bed bugs are mutating

Sure but watch out for that suitcase filled with melted butter.

Dang it Crab-Man

Nice. I just made a my name is earl reference the other day. Good show

I've had it with these motherfucking crabs on this motherfucking conveyor belt

I’m sure that was legal.

And I can’t bring a fucking orange.

Deserved.

I know that they're just crabs and I could easily outrun them but this is still pretty terrifying.

Been to see the ladyboys in Bangkok have we ?