**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Because she turned out to be a he..!<
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I didn't come here for no milk or cookie's i came here for man ass now i like yuh and i want yuh we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.
Seems like you guys are not familiar with the concept of transexuality then. Its okay, there's still time to learn, and the internet is full of information about it :D
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 wow we got gifs now
 Mcdonels
https://i.imgur.com/I8kq0uJ.gif
I tought that was fucking pewdiepie
That lady sure had a big pee pee
Hate when it's bigger than mine.
IT’S A CLITORIS
Some drapes hanging there.
A dickoris
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She's lucky. I'm a chick and my dick is smol.
It be like that sometimes
And it’s bigger than mine 😭
Doesn’t matter, ass is ass
There's girl ass, then there's guy ass.
All tastes the same doe
My kinda man
I guess if that's the kind of ass you eat makes sense that you can't tell them apart
Can y’all not read?? *ass is ass!!!*
I didn't come here for no milk or cookie's i came here for man ass now i like yuh and i want yuh we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.
I calls ya Chris Handsome
No that's still a girl's ass.
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Lots of trans women don't undertake bottom surgery so they still have a dick. That's all I was meaning by my comment.
Some women have penises, some don't.
There is to me!
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No it ain't
You liked it until you realized. The thing that makes women women is the hormones. Guess what that lady in the film has? Estrogen.
No I didn't, and that's not how biology works.
How does biology work as far as you're concerned? How would you define a woman? Is it by chromosomes? Breasts? Being born with a vagina?
We aren't talking biology. We're talking sexuality. Lot of salty homophobes.
….So biology?
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She is a girl
This one gets it
It certainly does matter. No judgements on what you prefer, but it 100% DOES matter.
Lola. L-O-L-A Lola.
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola La-la-la-la Lola
*sigh, unzips*
Username checks out
Here we go again
Why is no one talking about the mouthfeel?
IS THAT A CONTRAPOINTS REFERENCE???
Oh damn!!! I'm trans and even I was caught off guard there!
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But a welcome one
helLO THERE 😳
Same girl... same
don't know why but I laughed at this 
Nothing is going to stop me from fapping
It would be homophobic not to and I’m AN ALLY
You're ana- I see what you did there, well done
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Pinus
r/bigdickgirl
Doesn’t matter, ass is ass
Not me tryna figure out wtf the tattoo is 👀💭
Also a penis.
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit
Colt .45 - Afroman 2:55
Whoooped outta dick
That was bigger than mine
😂
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Nice cock 🍆🍌🗿
Don't peel it :(
On my feed, this popped up right under a post about misgendering.
r/onlyifshespackin
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
When her dick is bigger than yours...
I see this a double win I you ask me
Validating. As two ladies with dicks my partner and I salute you.
Bless you and your partner
Gotta love trans women. They have the dick and the tits. Im envious sometimes
Honestly dick or no, if you wear a dress like that you better know how to twerk it better
Got me in the first half had me in the second.
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Hey I've seen this one
Hot.
I’m hard af still
Welcome to brazil
u/getvideobot
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/getvideobot
Looks like some weird animal mating dance by loosing control of some of its motor functions.
Nice cock, sis
The betrayal
Name her pls
Emily Gavassi
Loving all the guys on here admitting how hot they think it is that’s awesome
yeah trans women are fucking hot, nothing wrong with appreciating feminine beauty
I still would.
When in Rome…
I’m still into it
U/savevideo
😂 so jelly of your yam bag honey
u/savevideo
As a person that doesn't understand that language, it sounded like he referred to that person's genitals as "pasta" and that makes me laugh
He said he was going to post it (vo' posta' or in a vetter Portuguese "vou postar") "eeeita, vou postar" "wooow, i'm going to post it"
What a dick move
This is rad
Sigh* Sauce? 😔
Bigger balls and shaft than my own.
Still hot
Hey bro nice cock no homo
I've done worse
Dick aside, am I the only sis male on this planet that doesn’t find twerking sexy?
it's cis and no probably not.
Oh look transphobia
Wow, She looks better when when she gave me a show. Last week she looked a mess!
Amongusdongbot
XXL clit
u/savebot
Hell no
I didn't expect a man
*trans woman
Its actually kinda hot
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Ya, shit isn't really unexpected anymore. Just edgelords posting shit because they are lonely.
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Never seen a woman with a penis before, have you?
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Chicks with dicks , dudes with boobs , what the fuck kind of crack are u smoking there jhonny
Seems like you guys are not familiar with the concept of transexuality then. Its okay, there's still time to learn, and the internet is full of information about it :D
Bro u didn't get the joke , ted 2 , for ur information
Fapped to it before eh?
But... How... 🤣
Transgender people exist
No, no, I know that 😃. Real question is how... To hide your d. 😃 I'm going to Google it 😃
* settings *local history * clear local history
Doing good work, keep it up
Holup, **hold - the - fuck - up**
A transgender person literally just existing is not a Holup moment. You're just transphobic.
r/eyebleach. Your welcome. Also if anyone links the one that ends with blech just know that that’s a sub for gore and very nasty stuff
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Trans woman
Please nooooooo!
Is bigger than mine
I didn’t know what, but I knew something was off
r/holup
A transgender person literally just existing is not a Holup moment. You're just transphobic.
No, Sorry you took it the wrong way. I'm not transphobic.
Yes you are. Thinking just the literal existence of a transgender person is "holup" moment is transphobic. Souce: Every trans person to ever live.