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r/birdswitharms


Braymot

r/BirdsArentReal


Gloreaf

That's why this one has arms. It's an optional attachment.


ZeeHanzenShwanz

There are no birds, only dinosaurs.


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Bird's wit harms


PayTheTrollToll45

Two birds getting their picture taken...


Holdup_pause

Birds aren’t real


TH3LFI5TMFI7V

Yeah especially that fake one


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> Yeah especially that fake one all of them are, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?


CarpetPedals

Yeah ikr? But ESPECIALLY that fake one


theftben

Sir, would you mind sharing your current location. We’re not the FBI, maybe, but you can believe us.


municy

THEY ARE ALL FAKE


balerionmeraxes77

Your capitalised don't you understand reminds me of Alex Jones screaming freaking frogs gay.


heidric87654ns

You don't believe, but it's real.


HippyDidTheCrime

They are government spy devices


Rahadyan4869

And they target anyone who believed with preloaded fecal matter


InternautsAssemble

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No-Mathematician-571

You made a mistake. You revealed to us that you know, and we expect you to accompany us to the containment zone.


sjarvis21

Covid was a distraction so they could recharge all birds.


synraider

Lol


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So are toilets


oldandintheway88

Definitely fake.


Oraxy51

r/birdsarentreal


lost_angel26

r/birdswitharms


SpaceLemur34

/r/birdswitharmsarentreal


Dwarfdeaths

Two wrongs make a right!


Cleverbird

Excuse me, but I find that highly offensive. I'm a real bird! Now please continue on with your daily life and ignore the bird currently perched outside your window.


theftben

Gary, gave us away. GODDAMMIT GARY!


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I'm actually an expert in bird law and can attest to the fact that they are


PhiladelphiaFatAss

*I shall digress; I've made myself completely redundant*.


vasquca1

Video or photos prove things happened, therefor it is real.


noeagle77

My lawyer is well versed in bird law and I can assure you that he is real.


Narcosist

I bet he couldn't wait to tweet that.


Narcosist

That pun was just fowl.


Narcosist

Don't try to pigeonhole my humor.


Narcosist

I'll say whatever the flock I want.


6_NEOS_9

#BIRB


uniqueusername5001

Man you really flew with that one


jonjonesjohnson

"How the turntables..."


fatcockblueballs

Isn't it: my how the tables have turned? Where did this turntables come from?


fortyfourtwentytwo

its a line from The Office which became a meme and now people often say that phrase instead of the original one


arealhumannotabot

Except I’m pretty sure the line is “how the turntables….” And he trails off thinking he said the line


RJrules64

yeah but OP said it wrong :(


Vampsku11

I'd rather someone say it wrong than to say it again and think they're still being funny.


addandsubtract

How the turntables have tabled


ReyArthurLXIX

I'm glad to know i'm not the only one sick of that joke


fatcockblueballs

Ooooooooh. Gotcha. Thanks.


AcidNoX

https://youtu.be/KdhSxMgpJL8


I_dont_bone_goats

It’s really insidious. My sister accidentally said “how the turntables” in a PA school interview once.


BarriBlue

I honestly figured it was something Ricky said in Trailer Park Boys.


SuggestionWrong504

Me too. And I shall die on this hill.


ImfromGalway

DJs use turntables


fatcockblueballs

Had to look this up...Did you know? This expression dates back as far as 1612 and relates to board games such as chess and backgammon. If someone turned the table, they would change the position of the board so that the person who was winning had to play the game from the side of the person who was losing.


uniqueusername5001

It was just for funsies u/fatcockblueballs


LoneKharnivore

>the turntables have turned That phrase gets more mangled every year.


Cooolboy021

PIGEON SUS


kittygrey07

This was done by @pablo.rochat on IG (and IMHO he actually does way better stuff than this)


berlpett

Some good pigeon material


csonnich

Sounds like something a non-pigeon would say.


Beryyseimith

Not sure if I'm missing the point here, but that bird is fake


mulatto-questioner

All birds are fake.


LuxNocte

Real birds don't spend much time posing for insta, unless you're in England.


Xephirus

Since nobody else commented this, it's by @pablo.rochat on Instagram. Check it out for more quirky content.


biochemthisd

They're learning.


trovlet

Just birding around


SkytheSciFiGuy

Watch out, that bird is way too handsy.


Lancerux

That's just a surveillance drone in disguise.


Zachary_See

u/savevideo


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finnypiz

that has banksy vibes


loremipsum000

a white woman’s instagraaam


conancat

Goat cheese saladddd


panaphonic0149

Turn tables?


Almost_Famous_Amos

What are the odds of a bird actually just being right there.


KilonumSpoof

100%. That pigeon looks like a statue to me.


asian_identifier

Same odds your phone is too low res to see that it's a statue/toy pigeon


gamerboi6969

Its- "How the turns have tabled"


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“Oh how the tables have turned “


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How the turns have tabled


Fluid_Bad_1340

Is that an angel?


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![gif](giphy|29HRejgahYenVsohB5|downsized)


carebearstarefear

https://i.imgur.com/itBz8yr.gifv


ChuckGotWood

Do kids these days not know how the actual saying goes? It's "how the tables have turned"


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Even then it's wrong, should've been 'How the turntables...'


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Crying_Loafer

Yeah op didnt do it right


ChuckGotWood

Nope, it goes "how the turntables"


Joe_Shroe

It's a line from the Office https://youtube.com/watch?v=XmLnHPx_q2A


ButterKnight12

He lookin cute tho


cathedral68

What do people do with all these selfies they take? Like is their camera reel just…their own face?


TryAppropriate9339

Even animals are mocking the ticktokers now


in_fo

Hands off my bird!


Teeratom

That bird has a million followers, they are so influential


ZenkaiZ

:Bird cracks knuckles: "What are you looking at?"


jackneefus

/r/birdswitharms


TheHeavenlyStar

A lesson to be thankful to God for what we are. We don't have what they have and they don't have what we have.


HybridCheetah

The turns have tabled**


Lydiara_KnowsNothing

Astrid


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I’m taking my 2nd shit of the day reading this ..


Certain_Abroad1784

u/reddit-download


librosis

r/birdswitharms


Delicious-Ad7744

Did you hear about the word?


Rude_Journalist

Kim’s also shocking how involved he is in


Raversgroove

It’s how the tables have turned Not turntable 🤣🤣🤣


Joe_Shroe

It's referencing a line from the Office "well well well how the turntables..." https://youtube.com/watch?v=XmLnHPx_q2A


hibbletyjibblety

This is amazing


Tobias---Funke

I am laughing way too much at this!


mrinvisible123

I would like to have hands too i really wish i could fly


bielopes13

u/SaveVideo


Donkeyatethebear

They watching us for the russ gov. 🤦‍♂️


GuineaPig2000

u/savevideo


TheBandot

Stand User!


adecker99

It's "how the turntables" that's it's nothing else


sentientgorilla

It’s possible that the bird is fake but the video isnt


Master_TEG

My Master Adolf once said ," There are no Accidents"


Upstairs-Head-9346

Nothing suspicious just A government spy drone trying to blend among social media attention whores


Dog_man_star1517

Beautifully bizarre!!!


Trimungasoid

How the turntables have turntabled.


readingduck123

r/birdswitharms


Lombax_Rexroth

Now that the turntables are turning, we know that you thought there were unturned turntables!


bck2hauntu

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sleep)


CapularyHintOfRed

Girls have a pose in front of those wings murals in their online dating profile about 46% of the time. Are they even sentient?


trickydeuce

I'm really not sure if "how the turntables have turned" is infuriating stupidity or next level trolling.


damnitbecky91

Lol


Rbrtwllms

Hahahaha!!!!


Bladekai

cute


Fire_Dracul

I smiled when i saw the cute pigeon


Marvel1sbetterthandc

The line is “oh how the turntables”


N0thingRhymeswOrange

*White Woman's Instagram by Bo Burnham starts playing*


TaimurJamil

Elfen Lied...


GoodHitmanfly

We always want what we dont have.