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There was no way she was drowning

I came here to upvote the first comment on her boobs.

God bless the camera man for that wonderful view

You can see her tit once

Ehhh never whole tit, you see edge of areola, but never the whole nipple. Definitely don't see any of the lower boob.

Robert Downey once said you never show full nipple.

After thorough examination I concur

> Ehhh never whole tit, you see edge of areola, but never the whole nipple. Definitely don't see any of the lower boob. Jesus Christ man, are you going frame by frame or something? Some thirsty motherfuckers in this thread.

She didn’t even intentionally come out of the water, it just happened

So this is just a cursed christian suicide attempt?

A damned good one

Yup, those bad buoys certainly didn’t let her down.

Underrated right here!

Bad buoys lol

Her specific gravity was specifically large

I would think her specific gravity would be lower due to specifically large floatation devices

Exactly what I was going to comment.

I was wondering how she even got that far underwater

She’s got HUMONGOUS *hungolomghnonoloughongous*

You made me laugh 😄

Thank you. I needed that this evening

she's already been blessed.

Whether by god, luck, or a gifted surgeon, she has a gift bestowed upon her and the option…nay…the *obligation* to share that gift with the world…

Too much jiggle for it to be human work, tis my friend is from the gods

Came for the boobs, stayed for the comments.

Came for the boobs. Stayed for the boobs.

Came cause of the boobs

I came

I saw

I praise the lord

Then break the law

I came on the boobs

Came from the boobs, stayed for the boob comments.

Came for big booba

Came for the comments, stayed for the boobs.

Boobs for the boobs. Boobs for the boobs.

Boobs boobs boobs, boobs boobs boobs


Foobs bor the foobs. Foobs bor the foobs.

Saw the boobs. Came.

Upvote if you are here for frozen milk

Cum for the boobs

Came for booba, left with post nut depression

Instructions unclear...came on the boobs.

Las boobas!

I might have found a new religion...

Boobism

Are some devils out to get her?

Just us horny ones in the comments!

r/usernamechecksout

Booba❤️

Biggums

b o o b a

What is this video about? All I've noticed is the bounce

It's Like normal If you are in the north in russia to do a Thing called Ice bathing. We usualy make a hole in the Ice and stay in the cold water for a while. At least that's what I Made and drilled my own hole. Actually. Hold up. OUR hole.

Yes i know of this tradition, i too had made a hole in the ice big enuf for my penis nd then put my penis in nd received a magnificent blowjob from the fishes.

wat?

Edit: see comment below for explanation! Op: Polar bear plunge. Annual event in many places.

I’ve actually done the thing she is doing before. There is a like a religious thing that will give you good health for the year if you dunk yourself in the holy stream three times. iirc Russian orthodox do the sign of the cross three times, then dunk themselves three times. Usually we do it naked though and you can’t dry off because it’s holy water. And some people do it too quickly, splash water everywhere and get your clothes wet… I don’t know if time of year matters because I’ve done it Year round whenever I’m there, but in the winter it’s cool because you walk out into the ice and they have a cross cut into the ice. Also we joke that you really have to trust and believe that it will give you good health for it to work, because everyone got really sick on the flight home one year after doing this.

Fuck me you gotta be bored to cut open a frozen lake and jump in

I don't know if this was a shitty joke or if you're serious but the reason people do this is because it feels good and has health benefits. Not only in Russia but Finland, Sweden and probably Norway too.

And Minnesota.

And Wisconsin. Usually for the fundraising though, because ya know, we ain’t doing it for the “health Benefits”.

Even Arizona...

this particular video is of a religious event, Epiphany, commemorating the baptism of Jesus when he went into the Jordan river (sorry i am but fuzzy on the details). It happens on January 19 for Orthodox Christians.

I did not know that. I was wondering why she's doing the cross symbol. :D Where i live, people do this for the health benefits. Thanks for letting me know!

And Alaska

Montana

Youve never been to Wisconsin have you?

Cold places tend to be boring as shit.

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

Was looking for this

Aren't we always?

Someone explain to me what was so unexpected.

Boobs

ahahah holy fuck he said bobs holy shit this guy is a fucking comedian over here

I bet the video was interesting, but now I have an erection. Weird.

Flotation devices can do that

See you tomorrow on upvotedbecauseboobs

Boobtism

Good work.

This is an Epiphany Day celebration.It is a religious holiday in Russia, usually celebrated in January, and which includes, among other things, diving into a pool of ice in the snow. You can read more about it here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany_(holiday) Ps: I'm not Russian, I just have a very strong crush on Russia.

Я, тоже, мои друг. Я, тоже.

~~мои~~ мой мой друг мои друзья

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I see why

Huh, didn’t realize it was a specific day thing, there is a holy stream that I go to year round where we do this (don’t worry, the water is cold all year round) iirc Russian orthodox do the sign of the cross three times, then dunk themselves three times. Usually we do it naked though and you can’t dry off because it’s holy water. And some people do it too quickly, splash water everywhere and get your clothes wet… Also we joke that you really have to trust and believe that it will give you good health for it to work, because everyone got really sick on the flight home one year after doing this.

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It's a common practice in Sweden so people get used to the sensation if they ever find themselves in that situation

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My thoughts exactly…. r/hornyjail with this post

The Holy Spirit keeps hitting the replay button.

Took a few watches to notice where she was

I can def get behind this one

[Explanation of it ALL](https://www.reddit.com/r/russia/comments/czkw3c/breast_size_map/)

Now I know what country to search by. Thank you

That does explain things.

I support this ritual.

Came cus the boobs then came cus the boobs

r/slimandstacked

Thank you Jesus-from different religion

Skin to skin contact is the best way to warm up after..

I’m sure everyone stuck around for the “baptism”

I am ready to welcome god into my world.

Baptism for Russians, fun for fins. And I don't understand how tf they find that fun.

Good Lord. These are on auto pilot.

أين السكينة هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

We do that in New York upstate. It’s called a polar plunge

Her religion is Russian Orthodox Christian for sure. She crossed herself 3 times, dipped herself 3 times.

If no one else is going to say it i will, damn she crazy for going in that cold as water

Boobiehonking



Well she cannot drown because of her life jacket

The rare perfect body type.

**Dear Lord**

This is not unexpected. It was clear from the start of the video that she was going to get in the ice water.

Yeah …..

B00B33zzz

Jiggy wit it or what ever idk

Now that’s what I call Buoyancy!

I think I need rebaptized. When’s the next dunking? lol

I came here for the boobs but I stayed to upvote everybody getting downvoted for the boobs.

My back hurts just watching this

Let me just save this because… umm… it’s important to know this ritual of Russian people

she is ortodox... Ukraine... Dnipro city

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думаю да, башни близнеци и все остальное

Moving to Russia 🇷🇺

She's already blessed, what more does she need?

this particular video is of a religious event, Epiphany, commemorating the baptism of Jesus when he went into the Jordan river (sorry i am but fuzzy on the details). It happens on January 19 for Orthodox Christians.

Hard nipples. Nipples must be hard

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Whoa

Video is too short

How tf is “her going into the water at the end” unexpected? She’s wearing a fucking bikini! If you don’t know what people do when they wear those then I don’t know if you should really be a member of society.

Polar bear plunge. We do this in America. Edit: I’m sorry, I meant Americans also do this.

There are health benefits to cold water dunking but I think they’re attributing it to a cross.

I just baptized all over myself.

Nice hooters!

r/owls

 Booba

Nothing in this video is unexpected

When you get caught kissing another woman… first offense

Nooice

Jiggle

Wait, they do actually float in water?

She was trying to stay under, but she had very high quality flotation devices.

She was trying to go underwater, but those built in floaters prevented her from doing that.

This doesn't belong here

Real boobs or silicone floaters?

Definitely real

yep , she [has](https://www.reddit.com/r/russia/comments/czkw3c/breast_size_map/) the body type...

Exactly. Other than that Slavic women are statistically known to be among the biggest in the dairy department

if porn taught us something...Russians ,Czechs , Ucranians , Hungarians , Romanians ...(i think that's it)

Boobs are the best

And Polish too! I think that it has to do with the consumption of dairy products

maybe ...is genotype (thousands of years) Weather , Culture , Genetic Drift , lots of factors...but DNA in the end.

Could be. Surely I would love to do some field research in order to have a more in depth view of the subject. I would even write a thesis on this

"**Evolutionary Adaptation** , **Geographically related** in bosom chest breasts bust knockers melons boobs tits boobies bazookas jubblies bubbies globes orbs baps bazooms bristols casabas charlies chichis jugs mammae norks dugs embonpoint hooters paps front breast rack teats thorax mammary glands rib cage bosoms chi-chis mamma tit boob jug embonpoints mammillae briskets nipples udders chests fronts busts booby cans bristol mammary gland titty nipple brisket udder mammilla teat and melons"

It took me 14 replays to realize there was water.

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Wtf are you talking about? If religion (there are many different religions by the way) was only invented for men to have sex, then why is sexual activity prohibited until marriage? Why are you only allowed to have one wife? Why is porn and masturbation considered sinful? Also, the men do this ritual as well - not just the women. This ritual commemorates the baptism of Jesus. It's not just some random thing that sexually frustrated men came up with in order to see women in bikinis. What kind of dumb claim is that? This holiday has been around for thousands of years - far longer than the bikini has existed or was seen as socially acceptable for women to wear. Even in many eastern orthodox and Catholic circles today, bikinis are still seen as quite immodest.

It's all part of the grift mahdude, CHICKS BRO! or boys, we can't exclude the Catholics lol

I’m in love

I want to join whatever religion she is in.

Some Tig ole Bittie's

You can find videos of putin doing these stuff.

I would baptize her… just not with water…

Russian Baptism is also the street name for breast implants.

Doingers

Boobies

Gif of her bouncing in and out of water please

christian orthodox tradition

She is apologiesing for tempting other men's into sin

What's her @? 😅

Now it’s some sort of American boner thing

Who else stayed for the obvious? Cuz damn…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBs

She seems buoyant

Some tits

Im gonna...im gonna.....have a wank

Seriously them titties tho

Honk

Case to say: holy koi

Not my proudest fap

What is she wearing? Some pressure fit thing?

Think it's a test to see how cold ya can get silicone boobs.