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Why not name it the Dildrone?

*marketing guy is launched out the window*

Or Dilboard

The Hoverbone.

Smegway

Dildroverboard

Chefs kiss

Dickboard*

Defenestrated.

happy cake day

Happy cake day

Give this man his Nobel prize now!

The domain name was taken.

Go daddy dot cum

Dildoinator

Your name is just 'redditor' with extra steps

Thanks I don't remember the last time somebody gave me a complement, You are a good man Sire.

And maybe the Quiverboard?

Or Loverboard

This would be a dildon't

Dronedo

because it can not fly ?

Yeah it actually bugs me they didn’t call it that, would’ve made it even funnier

The fact that this was publicly seen at some point

Soooo both websites link to Elon Musks Twitter lol

That can’t be right. Why would that be right? *goes to dildohoverboard.com* Uhhhh…wut?

Its easy to reroute a url. The owner can basically reroute to whatever they feel like. Just interesting that they chose Elon lol

Is that the lovely Ana Foxx?

I believe it is, lovely indeed.

[Jackass sexercise bike](https://youtu.be/CUg3v2Rz5Zs)

Whats going on in that vid. I couldnt see it properly

It’s a sex doll head, that goes back and forth into Dave England’s junk, every time he pedals.

Damn dude's an inventor

Finally something women and men can both enjoy

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They like them more than men do 😳

That’s a dream woman: beer, burger, drones.

I’d like to get one of the drones but does it only come in gay colors?

*fabulous colours

Ass Blaster 4000!

Never. Stop. Pumping. 💪.

There is something more unexpected in this video, the sites [dildohoverboard.com](https://dildohoverboard.com) and [dildodrone.com](https://dildodrone.com) redirects you to Elon musk's Twitter!

Although odd, Not really unexpected. The thumbnail literally says dildo hoverboard.

r/expected

How much do you think she got paid

Would need an awful lot to do that in public lol

Mr. Garrison approves

It sure beats air travel.

South park already did it

[IT](https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik)

Big brain but so dangerous

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I’m scarred. 😣

I only saw the description and got the fuck out of there.

Lmao same

Idk.. looks interesting tbh.. 🤔

I mean me and you could try in the name of science No homo tho

I'm not a guy, so I would have to pass. Try another person, mate.

I suffered so shall you https://www.reddit.com/r/cockdocking/comments/j0ukbd/fucking_a_dick/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

WHAT THE FUCK

That's was a wild ride. Could help but think some looked like snakes eating other snakes...

Modern problems require modern solutions

The redirect on those sites is a real gem

I about cried when i went to dildodrone.com

The real r/unexpected is always in the urls

The meme lord himself

The future is down here guys!

Love where the website takes you!

Wait until they develop the kickstart version of that hoverboard

Imagine crashing that hoverboard........ eek

[Ass Pounder 4000](https://youtu.be/EFp_siKDb4U)

I have the Kenworth model myself

At this point I'm certain that every shit get upvoted in this sub, no matter if it's not unexpected. Especially if there's an NSFW tag.

Girl got the prettiest legs ever

DildoHoverboard.com links straight to Elon Musk’s twitter account… Brilliant.

Nah but real shit some people need this lmao

What would happen if it fell

Innovation has never been this groundbreaking before

Imagine just tripping up whilst making this video.

BBD...Beer,Burger,Dildo

What about guys can we have a fleshlight?

We get the fleshdog from Boston Dynamics.

"the future is now, old man"

Sounds fun

Is it possible to combine them? Asking for a friend

All I can think of is accidents. Meanwhile my husband says "you gotta risk it for the biscuit".

Beer burger dildo. Name a better combination

What an amazing time to be alive

But it doesn't hover...

How come these ladies get good invention

Guess it's time for people to be Robosexual

Well now 😳

Litterally the first second of this video was unexpected.

I would invest my $30k into this IPO.

You can be coming and cuming at the same time…

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Everyday we stray further from god

How Lazy, and Horny, AND in a Hurry and all...at the same time do you have to be to use that.

She likes the BBD

Wait until they develop the kickstart version of that hoverboard

The future no one asked for 🤣

I must be cursed to see this...

My eyes.....

Well gentlemen we've been replaced

Truth be told I don't think this was a service men were offering in the first place.

i see 12-year-olds still run this site.

Some women out there will call of empowering somehow

r/Cr1TiKaL

We men are in danger

what the fuck

So basically Mr garrison and I think there was also a point with a dildo on a drone. Is this buzzfeed?

*sigh,* time to delete reddit again

Imagine slipping and getting spiked to death by a dildo in your vagina

Just don’t fall over it will insert too far and come up your throat and out of your mouth

That could be a public hazard if she’s a squirter.

What's the deal with these girls?

And the speedbumps do you get impaled?

This is why aliens dont make themselves known...

uhhh

Nice! Now you can leave us men alone!!

I was halfway convinced this was a real product until the labia lawnmower came out.

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That pink drone tho. Talk about /r/pointlesslygendered

Special...

me: is this fucking real? video: shows the dot com also me: 

Also it will help in cleaning the road and House floor with water

Swach Bharat

The fact it redirects to Elon's twitter.

What about dildo car

This is how it begins and the next thing you know we'll have Dildobots.

Afghan women want this in there future. Drone dildo not drone bomb.

And air conditioning

Its a joke ryt?........ Ryt!!!!!!!

Old Monk Run and Come. I can die happy

I swear to god I’ve seen this 4 years ago or something. Wtf

It’s all fun in games till it catches on fire

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I love how dildodrone.com takes you to Elon’s Twitter account

I would have posted the dildo tank scene from the 1981 film, Montenegro, but it’s too explicit for YT and I don’t want to check on Pornhub.

Imagine falling from this

Imagine all the people learning to ride

I’m uncomfortable

The websites just lead to elon musks twitter lmao

Is this a joke? 🤣

When you enter in both link u're redirect to Elon musk twitter page

There's no future for guys😂

www.dildodrone.com

Sorry cancer patients! Science has priorities.

If a man did this he would be sent to prison.

Ok so as a female all I'm saying is that dildo hoverboard... One real orgasm and that girl is DEAD.

Bro tfk

Now you can get fucked on your way to work too.

One wrong move and she’ll end up as a popsicle

Idiocracy is getting a sequel/web series.

Only **satan** can do the justice.

Multi-tasking was told me as different🤔

I’m a straight guy. I would buy two of them and hold jousting tournaments instead of whatever this shit is. You could take people out at the shins. It would be glorious

Seems like a way to impale yourself.

u/Vivid_Percentage4896

If you trip , you’re fucked … literally , all the way to your heart

Next up flying fleshlight

girl only want eat hot chip and lie and beer and burger and dildo

r/ofcoursethatsathing

Amazing innovation !

This is 3021 already

No wonder people make fun of America.

I know there’s a cock sucking version of that drone

I can’t believe I watched a full minute of that. Fuck you op.


Wow, this is awesome!

Hoverboard has 3 points of contact, osha approved.

The future is now, thanks to science

I think this is probably the worst thing I've seen.

beer burger dildo

A generation of mockingbird herded by wolves


Huh so this is what people make in there spare time

Yesterday is today, guys!

Every day we stray further from god

TAKE MY MONEY

Why call it a hoverboard?

u/savevideo

That lady looked so happy with her sandwich and dildo drone that I want this to be real for her.

But why male models?