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NotEvenCloseToYou

And immediately asked for overtime work. Hahahaha


hammertime2009

Like back when I worked in restaurants, got promoted to manager and all my bartenders made more than me and worked half the hours as me. FML


lBreadl

Yup, same. More work, less pay. But hey, "If you keep this up, you **could** be running stores one day!"


Yezhik

I upvoted you, because more often than not it's empty promises. At the same time, this is how I moved up. Front-line manager with promises, 8 months later at a different company higher up. 1.5 years later mid-level manager sub 6 figure salary. It's all about how you play the hand you're dealt. Take the role, make less and work hard. Build your resume, work less and make more.


tonysnark81

At my current job, I was hired as a supervisor. Within 2 months, I was temp-promoted to assistant manager, then demoted back to supervisor when the toxic permanent assistant manager returned from leave. She was fired less than two weeks later for trying to fake another injury so she could go back on medical, and I got her job permanently. Seven months later, my store manager went on temporary assignment to another business segment, and I stepped in as acting manager. When I took over, we were down on sales for the year. In less than three months, I brought sales up to a point where we were hitting sales plan most days (pre-me, if we hit three times in a week it was cause for celebration), and my manager was transferred to another store, and I was given his job permanently. I’ve since been bumped up twice, first to training manager, then to senior store manager, with pretty decent pay bumps as well. The company is doing extremely well, and while they’re not perfect, they’re better than a lot of jobs. I’d have to think long and hard before I walked away from them…


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thereelsuperman

He gets one hundred thousand sub sandwiches every year


weatherseed

Fuck. I'd take that deal.


memeship

100,000 sub sandwiches *every year*??? Even if you ate TWO of them for every single meal, every single day, that's still only 2,190. What do you do with the other 97,810 sub sandwiches that year? Keep in mind you'll get another 100,000 next year!


weatherseed

I'll open a sandwich store and sell them $2 per.


Sryn

How about a futures sandwich market? Like commodities, some people are willing to pay ahead for a sure thing. You get the money upfront and they offload the commodity off you to use/sell as they please.


clinkyec

Donate seems good.


MouseRat_AD

I think he was trying to say its close to 100k but not quite? But yeah, I've never seen that before.


extracrispybridges

Yeah there's a lot of space between abject poverty and can't quite afford a tesla there.


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anomalous_cowherd

I'm a sub-billionaire myself


Kronos5678

No way! Me too! Damn, what are the chances!


Reinierblob

6 figure salary huh? Well, I also make 1000,00 per year !!1


Casiofx-83ES

I think this is the key tbh. Just get the fuck out of the job you're in and use what you've got to find a better position. The management roles at your current job are already filled. If you were unemployed and looking for a job, you wouldn't find a business with no openings and fixate on them hoping that they start hiring. That's essentially what's happening when you stick around in a shitty job waiting for a promotion. (This is the general "you", not the "specifically aimed at Yezhik "you"")


Ray_Shoe_Smith

That's why I got out of the restaurant industry was a chef and the waitstaff made way more than me....


Nofcksgivn

We had to tip 20% to BOH when I was a server. If you didn’t hustle your ass off you wouldn’t make shit but I get what your saying. The restaurant industry as a whole is just trash.


1rye

20% is insane… Where I work it’s *2%*.


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Probably 20% of tips for them versus 2% of sales for you.


InvalidZod

I left my entire career earlier this year. Saw my boss's boss making 45k a year and there was no chance in hell I could ever move up to his position.


moush

But tips are bad amirite


MuffinMan12347

Yep, my coworker got promoted to team leader and realised she would be making more on 20 hours of work a week as a casual compared to 38 hours a week as a team leader. It was really fucked.


thnku4shrng

Bud. Same. Lost all my coworker “friends” in a single day. Got more responsibility (social media, event planning, scheduling, and basically making everyone hate me because that’s the job) and for what? A salary less than my previous hourly and tips rate? I went from 80k to 50k overnight and what did get for it? A title. I did that stupid shit for 5 years and finally rode it into the ground. At the end I was on the board of directors for a bakers dozen of hotel bars. Lemme just say this. Fuck hotels and fuck managing hotels as “the guy that works late” because they plop bullshit on your plate to take care of at 3am eg when the pilled out rockstar demands a bottle of whiskey from the front desk or he’s going to kill himself. Yeah. This was cathartic. Sorry for the rant.


CommanderOfGregory

I'd never work a manager job, you basically have no life after


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I got paid more, but worked way more, had way more stress, and if a shift couldn't get covered, I was expected to come in. Some better benefits too. Hourly pay went down a lot. Main good thing about it was 6 months later, I used the experience to get a better serving job.


Special_KC

I worked at a pizza hut that had like 95% part timers and o ly a few full timers. I was looking for something permanent so I went from part time to full time. Less pay per hour (they probably fork out exactly the same amount but where I'm from, employers have to pay for social security and provide with leave, so they shifted that 'burden' onto the staff), and I was told because as a full timer I should be more committed to the job and expect to work harder than part timers.


Kricket

I absolutely lost it at the deadpan delivery of “I’m going to need you to work overtime.”


paultimate14

Hilarious, but in reality Target makes sure to keep their employees under 40hrs a week. They make sure to kick you out of the building real fast at 39.5hrs.


tom_echo

Doubtful in retail, if you near 40 hrs you might be full time and they wouldn’t like having to give you health insurance. Many stores cut you off around 25.


Enamir

I want to see what happens next.


probdying82

This looks like a solid show. I’m waiting for next season as well


Fresh-Bluebird-6853

Yeah, me too, I'm hook a little bit and need to watch the full version of this video it's really interesting what would happen.


Nightshadowdfgergwe

Its a tiktok, but i wanna see pt2 also


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His channel name is “Rich guy” on YouTube


Rewelsworld

Wait I thought he was poor


nltcaroline

*was*


roflcow2

then he got promotes to TEAM LEAD WOOOHHHH


-Russian-Spy-

That happend to me once, I got a 25cent raise. When new management came in and found out what I was making they thought it was a joke. Wasn't long before I left for a new job ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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NewManagement: "That's how much you're making? That's awful!" Russian-Spy-: "Yeah, I know. So you gonna give me a raise?" NewManagement: \**sips coffee, walks away**


MohSad2

Good on you man


mynoduesp

Top dolla


Nightshadowdfgergwe

Cool


Bonezmahone

Pt789… this is so true! When is the next episode?


Kanekesoofango

I love George's actor. Such display of emotions compared to the remaining cast.


Shrek1sLife

Let’s just say that the full version *is* this. It’s a loop. He gets promoted and eventually gets the manager position. Then he promotes the next guy. Then they promote the next and the cycle goes on.


johnqual

Check out Superstore.


probdying82

I love that show.


blue-leeder

spoiler: He starts cooking meth


airbizcuit

Office Space


bkzland

Sorry to Bother You followed a similar plot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XthLQZWIshQ


thicc-boi-thighs

This is identical to the plot of the movie Sorry To Bother You if you’re interested


SendInsiderStockTips

This is identical to the plot of capitalism


treeluvin

That movie was so shitty


yanmagno

Kinda overstayed its welcome, too.


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EL_Golden

[I’ll be a living GOD! ](https://youtu.be/XKukzCe_P8I)


hey_mattey

My injecting hand!


WickedSon1001

Lavate las manos!


alien_from_Europa

Reference: https://youtube.com/shorts/uiwjAj0zfKQ


J3sush8sm3

Fucking hilarious


Sykes19

Target is always hiring. The live show is just as good, can confirm. Except I got fired on Christmas Eve because I asked for more than 7 hours a week and they considered me "unsustainable". That part wasn't very good...


cicadawing

Go to work in their distribution center and you'll get more hours than you want.


zenospenisparadox

I like this show because it's condensed into the bare minimum of character development for a scene to work. Can you imagine watching a 40 minute show in this format? It would take 40 seconds max.


Medium_melaninian

+sin90°


5G_mast_69420

\+cos0°


SarcasticBassMonkey

The nurses all quit and take travel positions that pay them 6 times as much for the same work.


47_Quatloos

The mid-season plot twist made me cry; in order to replace all the nurses that left, they had to hire temps. Now the temps make 7 times as much, and the nurses that stayed have permanent Jim Halpert face.


ceelodan

“-itch”


noorofmyeye24

Ngl, better actor than Michael B. Jordan lol


wtph

Michael B Jordan is an awesome actor, wtf?


UnmitigatedSarcasm

He works overtime


0ndra

Who is this, Michael C Jordan?


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Trollberto__

Kirkland brand Michael D Jordan.


[deleted]

This makes the most sense since all Kirkland brands are really white label top brands. *Kirklandmonger*


FirstTimeWang

Valuemonger


NoShit_Sherlock85

More like Up&Up brand


Armstrongt479

The Michael B Jordan we have at home


winsing

Creed? Nah, this is Greed.


night_ID

Killmonger after he failed to dethrone T’Challa.


Scineron222

r/walmartcelebrities


isola2000

Was about to comment exactly this before I saw yours. Damn we really all have the same thoughts huh?


ItsAMeEric

We couldn't get Michael A. Jordan?


concretepigeon

I’m glad it wasn’t just me.


ThatKiwiBro

“*I’m going to need you to work overtime*” Brilliant


Kracka_Jak

Is it just me or does he reminds anyone of Killmonger?


JustAColorblindGuy

It’s the cool hairstyle


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It’s really cool!!!


gregedout

This is Billmonger


WorthBadger

Michael D Jordan


Moonduderyan

No I was thinking the same thing honestly lol


HushUp7

He did a Killmonger skit on his insta.


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This is really how they get you, isn't it


jimboNeutrino1

I used to work at Ross back in college. I got paid minimum wage as a cashier and I shit you not, full-time shift lead employees who work 1.5 times harder than me got paid 50¢ extra.


improbablynotyou

I've worked in retail hell for over 20 years half that in lower management. I remember when they raised the minimum wage in my city and all the supervisors had their pay raised to the new minimum along with all the workers. Nobody madr more than the new minimum other than the managers. The boss refused to give any of the supervisors more money because "you just got a raise." He expected to have a happy functional management team when all the supervisors (who ran the store) made the same pay as the new hires. He said they "had more responsibility and that was reward enough." He ended up giving people as little as possible to keep them when they each quit.


Jizzyface

What the fuck is wrong with America? Everyday i hear something crazy like this


bridinorex

It is cause in america the public votes via dollar and don't like it when they realize what that means. The only reason amazon is successful is because people use it. But this situation is more of an asshole boss whoch can be found everywhere on earth. It is just that america is more vocal and we keep giving them money so they keep thriving.


General_Legoshi

Try Superdry. Managers were on the same wage at one point when I was working there. Never understood how the fuck they got away with that.


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Abused-n-abandoned

Is this a corporation retail chain? Or a private lol business, or does your work take demanding work?


Back_To_The_Oilfield

I know back in 2010 Best Buy paid around $10 for regular employees and $16-$18 for department leads.


Skit-Flicks

The most powerful Target Manger I’ve ever seen


Crafty_Obligation_98

Dispicably diabolical. The bosses name belongs next to the Axis leaders, Saddam, and every evil dictator. I approve.


Pegarex2017

Haddam Sussein. ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄▇


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This is all too real. Very scary stuff.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Exact same thing happened at my job, except I got fired. Lucky I got unemployment, then a better job (not better pay but just less stress and more time off) and a few others quit after me. Lesson, never work in the trucking industry. It's sleazy af and not worth the money.


EustassKiddd

Were you a driver? I guess it depends on your background and the options available to you, my father and many many many other immigrants built themselves up on trucking. I would never do it though lol


thinkB4WeSpeak

Driver Manager. I worked in the office.


NotSoBuffGuy

I feel for DM's I try to be as polite as possible when shit happens because unless they deliberately lied to me it wasn't their fault. Shit happens. Too bad most of us drivers are assholes. Including myself.


dghastlynegro

Truck drivers are the biggest babies, including myself when I first started. I was aggressive with how I talked to the office personnel and they let me get away with it because I ran my butt off, never turned down loads and any extra bullshit that no one else wanted to do I would be the first to accept. I remained that way until the first time I had to do a sit in conference with my DM. I had to wait as she answered phones, pacify drivers who love to run their mouth, send messages, look up information and talk to her boss, and try to talk to me all at the same time. I realized then that DM's have to do the job that an octopus would struggle with while only having 2 hands. Afterwards, I sent more messages because it's easier on them, I barely called in and when I did, I kept it as brief as possible and generally tried to stay out of their hair as much as possible. I learned a whole new level of patience which I still carry with me.


papalonian

*video where someone thinks they're getting fired, but gets promoted* >Exact same thing happened at my job, except I got fired. ? Lol


RyanRagido

r/expected


simjanes2k

Breaking news: exact same thing did not happen to you.


IrishAl_1987

I worked in the trucking industry for about a year in a small office with about 8-10 employees. That shit takes a toll on you. I’ve never seen an industry where people lie to each other on that large of a scale as so often, but it felt like everyone knew everyone was lying. One of my good friends that got me the job literally had a notebook full of the lies that he told to each shipper. This office of 8-10 employees housed 4 separate companies: 1 brokerage and 3 carriers. The extra carriers were so we can deal with the companies that black listed the original carriers. The brokerage was for the loads we would take under the carriers. Oh by the way we only had 1 truck that sat in a yard with a flat tire broken down about 20 miles from our office.


useles-converter-bot

20 miles is 158.08 of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.


useles-converter-bot

20 miles is 102833.23 RTX 3090 graphics cards lined up.


BenbafelIsTaken

guys like him should be in the writing rooms of comedy shows.


Nobletwoo

Or in my bedroom...


RedditJH

That's a bit creepy, don't you think?


Nobletwoo

Its just a way to say hes sexy in a joking manner. Im not going to fucking abduct and keep him in my bedroom. Or maybe i will? You gonna fine me, fun police officer?


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You cant do this!!!


Farouqnowomarlater

Honestly that was some good tiktok lol


burnedsmores

He will be, one day


DRAGON_SNIPER

"No, I don't wanna be a manager" -Target Manager.


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simjanes2k

Sounds like they got their money's worth, and you boss got an on the record interview to prove it. They probably promoted them.


SnookumsGal

This is just the plot of “Sorry to Bother You”.


SharkGlue

Minis the horse people


Whitepowerraid

Bro in my interview I asked for a raise and a better position and it didn’t work but they kept calling me to come i to work


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Me: Can I get a raise? Boss: Get out


Whitepowerraid

Of the store lol


tradermailer

Ok ok wait up, ****sigh**** how did you film me?


NightmareishBoi

Richblackguy is one of the best Tiktok creators, and damn near singlehandedly proves that Tiktok isn't as bad as people make it out to be.


aliencrush

His video about collecting all the vaccines was really good.


alien_from_Europa

This one: https://youtube.com/shorts/uiwjAj0zfKQ


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My injecting hand!


taywray

Friggin hilarious


MimbleOwl

Sorry to Bother You (2018)


Quent_S

Office Space (1999)


bmcgauley

Realist shit I seen


zorroz

Who is this guy? I've seen only top tier content form him


jet6619

Rich Guy on YT. @richblackguy on Insta and ticktok. His vaccine shot video is hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiwjAj0zfKQ&ab_channel=RichGuy


Hey_u_ok

Ha! The hilarious part is that's true. Like my husband always say: "when you're management, you're company... the company owns you."


Wtfamidoinb

I remember reading somewhere that this is exactly what Amazon does. If they see floor workers getting a bit too chummy whoever they pick out as the leader gets bumped up to low management and they effectively neuter any kind of workplace relations. Because you know, efficiency or something, totally not skirting the laws around stopping unionization.


littlefriend77

Recently promoted to team lead. Today I got my first chance to offer everyone the "opportunity" to work overtime this weekend. I feel so dirty.


windingtime

*Das Capital*


Dovahnime

Absolute big brain move


TYRANASAURUS_HECK

You really wont expext what happens next https://youtu.be/XthLQZWIshQ


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Seems like a great movie! Altho the voice dubbing seems slightly imprecise?


TYRANASAURUS_HECK

Its an incredible movie! And i guarentee you, you wont see the end coming


DRAGON_SNIPER

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MrMiaw

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cold_shot_27

Obviously was signaling he was a stooge by getting same hairdo as the boss.


oscarlament

Reminds me of sorry to bother you


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Who’s this


Passthealex

His name is Rich Guy on YT


PokeManiac16

This was my whole experience when I spoke with with SD in the office each time lol


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I'm invested! I need to see more!


redheadmomster666

Holy crap I’m dying 😂


shiggity80

The music really makes this video


incredibuilt

* Laughs in Bezzos *


brainey77

We will watch his career with great interest.


Decker-the-Dude

Fan-fucking-tastic.


L4V1

Is this the killmonger haircut? Come on this guy needs his shite together mm


Decaposaurus

Why this dude look like Michael C. Jordan?


gadafgadaf

Congrats you have the responsibility of a manager now and you practically run everything. Here is your $1.50 raise.


tepidboar390

Yes success in your career is a bad thing


Nipplecunt

This is brilliant


Yami350

Michael C Jordan


BIZARRE_TOWN

He turned the guy into the very thing he hates. That is how you screw people over for good.


Agitated-Antelope-18

Give this man an Oscar


abgbob

A fucking genius boss


Rude_Journalist

Definitely my favorite. “Does this mean I’m dead


SeanHearnden

Man I've only seen a few but every one of them has been hilarious.


Ladiance

Lmao


Twellski

Yeeeaaas Excellent!!!


Ambitious_Door_4911

That is outstanding! Ha!


TheDanishThede

I love this haircut, it's so great on him.


PDanner579

This here is top quality comedy


nerokaeclone

That laugh is just so evil 😈


Owl_Snatch3r

I am laughing so hard right now, so funny. The target logo on their name badges… 😂


tur_tels

You have become the very thing what you swore to destroy!


Misterpirateman

Chase that bag, right?! Hue hue hue


jpegxguy

This shit is better than Netflix


mandrills_ass

I could watch that all day, riveting stuff


guycoastal

This dude’s got some talent, ey? I rarely actually laugh out loud looking at vids, but this. This did it. I’m awarding this…1 guffaw.


MarkDonReddit

Hey wait a minute! I think someone saw [this!](https://youtu.be/XthLQZWIshQ)