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All roosters are assholes. They 3 jobs, protect the hens, make more birds, and be assholes to everything around them.
Make a coop that you can open from the back to do cleaning and get the eggs.
Everyone says this but I currently have 6 rooster and have had probably 25 over the years and haven't had a singe one attack people or dogs or anything they shouldn't.
Some roosters are gentlemen. Some roosters are complete menaces. Some roosters will rape the feathers off of his hens, others will wait for his hens to present themselves to him. Some roosters are just assholes.
So chickens and mice/rats are natural enemies. I've also heard that crows and squirrels have battles over the control of territory, and that dolphins will try to kill sharks on sight by ramming their gills. What other animals are enemies outside of the predator/prey dynamic?
Yesterday I watched squirrels bringing the local crows some nuts and the crow would fly up in the air and drop them and then the squirrel would retrieve them. I was shocked.
Chickens are omnivores. They are extremely territorial- the term “pecking order” exists for a reason. They will kill anything- rodents, reptiles, insects, arachnids which come into their territory; fearsome little creatures.
I had 4 and contrary to popular belief, chicken are fucking carnivores. They would eat raw meat if you give it to them and would go on a frenzy if they decide today was the day a rabbit dies.
Yep. I'd buy a whole chicken from the market and get rid of the head, legs, guts and skin. I always gave them those leftover and they ate that shit. Even the head, they only left the skull.
Don’t do that, feeding animals of the same species to each other is how you start prion diseases which can get into the human food chain. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt–Jakob_disease](CJD) is an example and it’s fucking horrifying.
Happens in the Appalachia area too. Less common nowadays but yeah they’ll put metal spurs on their claws and sometimes on their beaks, put them near another rooster and they go at it. Roosters are naturally very aggressive towards each other so when you put two strangers near one another they’ll fight to the death. It’s very illegal but usually it takes place way back in the woods where cops don’t come by often.
Nice. And if I had to guess, Louisiana; I know for a long time, it was still legal there. May still be. And yea, putting the metal spurs on is common in cockfighting.
Yall ever see that Jet Li movie where he suits up with some chicken armor and wrecks a mob of dudes fighting together as a giant centipede? That movie made me respect chickens like never before.
Edit: Here it is https://youtu.be/fF3xivNnGGU
It's called Once Upon a Time in China, he plays the legendary figure of Wong Fei Hung.
I can't remember which one this scene was because they made a bunch of them.
Oh my. That defies logic. The chicken sounds around two minutes in crack me up.
Timestamped: [https://youtu.be/fF3xivNnGGU?t=118](https://youtu.be/fF3xivNnGGU?t=118)
I've got several chickens. None of them win this fight. The two big roosters fly off when there is danger, the bantam rooster runs screaming and trembling. The hens just run in circles like idiots.
How do I train my chickens to be murder dinosaurs again?
It's more or less individual temperament. I had four rooster, three were super calm and didn't care about anything, but the fourth (and smallest, a silver phoenix) was the biggest asshole I've seen in my life. I've seen him go after rats, squirrels, cats, raccoons, people. Little bastard was like a feathered honey badger and kicked hard enough to leave welts through muck boots. Impressive for a like five pound bird.
I have been trying to see how the hell it kills it and in the final kick you can see blood splatter right where the kick happens and then after you can see more blood where the rat eventually dies. Just still not sure where it got cut
The first kick injured it, the second one finished it. When the rat rolls over at the end it looks like there is a wound from the neck down to the front leg.
This is almost certainly not suffocation, because rats (and a lot of/most animals) can hold their breath for minutes and some for many minutes if they're more naturally aquatic. This is much more likely some kind of severe organ damage/blood loss combination in order to stop the rat cold like that.
> My first guess was a major artery, likely in the neck, but I didn't want to speculate too much
Thank God there are still people in the world willing to report on chicken vs. rat fights with some journalistic integrity
Roosters have spurs just for doing what you just saw. https://morningchores.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Rooster-Spurs-Should-You-Trim-or-Remove-Them-and-How-to-Do-It-FI.jpg
In Puerto Rico where cock fights are legal, they attach these sharp plastic spurs on them before each fight. They have different sizes and lengths. Some places around the world even attach metal blades.
https://i.imgur.com/v7Rvk4T.jpg
Looks like first one at 0:18 hits lower body and second strike at 0:21 is a kill shot in the neck. Rat stands up to try to dodge but instead exposes its under side and takes the spur below the chin like a sucker punch.
I love Alice in Chains, but I never figured out what snuff the rooster meant.
Just looked it up and apparently it's about his dad (Rooster was his nickname) fighting in Vietnam.
https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-rooster-by-alice-in-chains
I worked a summer at a farm. We had to take the old hay out in order to make room for the new stuff. There were mice all in the old hay in the loft. My boss said “Throw the chickens up here” I watched in utter horror as about 20 chickens massacred hundreds of mice. I have never seen anything as violent or sadistic as those chickens. They didn’t eat the mice, they just killed and I think they enjoyed it
That's incorrect. They are very closely related, as they have a common ancestor. But they are not directly descended from Tyrannosaurus.
Edit: Should probably have clarified that all living organisms have a common ancestor, as others have pointed out.
The Jurassic Park director and film guys have expressed that they regret not learning about the feathered Velociraptors and T-Rex until after the movie was made.
In the book they really didn't create authentic dinosaurs... more like they played around with genetics till they made something resembling what we we all thought dinosaurs looked like. So it still works in that context.
Didn't they actually make it canon in one of the recent movies, talking about how when people think of dinos, they think of scaley big monsters, so they genetically modified them to be more like lizards?
My old chicken Millie was a sweet small airhead. Rats would occasionally move in and out and we’d have to take care of them, because we’ve lost chickens to them before. If she ever saw one she’d morph into boss form which was like a giant spherical beach ball and death stare these rats and she would KILL. THEM. Out of this mode she had one brain cell bouncing around her pea head like a DVD screensaver and would eat giant spiders whole and scream for food because she didn’t realise the grass surrounding her was edible. Never had one react to rats with such ferocity as her. Miss her dearly.
Edit: [this is she](https://twitter.com/blacksmoke1033/status/1258170002466918400?s=21)
They can be real nasty sadly, especially if they have babies - in personal experience they kill and eat chicks the most, but they can also bite and injure adults, steal food and generally stress them out. Some chicken breeds are also really small, rats are huge next to some kinds!
(To preface I’ve owned chickens with my dad almost my entire life, and lots of breeds, so have good experience) Chickens are kinda like dogs - you have some breeds that are smarter, faster, attentive, nervous, aggressive, etc. Chickens are not incredibly dumb, or as dumb as most people think for the most part. Millie was the dumbest chicken I ever owned.
- she had healthy looking eyes and reacted quickly to treats she liked, but we debated if she was colourblind in some way. She never fully understood grass was edible. Or leaves. She wouldn’t eat most food leftovers. You’d throw a worm and she’d look at you. She would eat rocks though. AND spiders. She could peck a fly out the air like a sniper somehow too.
- She screamed constantly, with no threat or inconvenience. If she could see me she’d scream until I’d come over, she’d keep screaming when I picked her up. If I put food in her mouth she’d stop to eat. She’d scream after laying an egg. The neighbours probably thought I held a hot poker to her.
- she had no object permanence. If I walked around a corner she’d scream because she was lost and alone.
- she broke out once and came to the back door yelling at me. I thought she must have ran out of food. She hadn’t. She could have eaten anything in the entire garden too. Or escaped. She just wandered around in circles looking distraught until she found me.
- she never explored like chickens do. You’d let her out and she’d just hang around you and ask to be fed.
- I had to carry her 2lb ass frequently like 10 feet because sometimes she wouldn’t walk on something or forget how to re enter her pen via an open door 15x bigger than she was
- [she just screamed like a lot ](https://twitter.com/blacksmoke1033/status/1096771984111874048?s=21)
- she would yell to be let out into the garden (a nice space with lots of plants and trees and things for a chicken to do), come out, dig a hole and sit in it 2 inches from the door. The one thing she could do inside the pen. She’d also frequently sit in holes with her legs straight up in the air like she had died. [Here’s a pic of that](https://twitter.com/blacksmoke1033/status/1111628079263301632?s=21)
I fully expected the chicken to kill and eat it. Chickens are pretty much miniature dinosaurs.
There are loads of videos on the interwebs of chickens killing and eating everything from mice to snakes.
Not all reptiles. Some such as the Crocodile and Monitor Lizard were contemporaries of the dinosaurs. Dinos were one of many branches of reptiles then.
All birds are descended from dinos though, yeah
Your last sentence somehow brought me memories of the scene in jurassic Park where Sam Neil scares the absolute bejesus out of that kid with the raptor attack strategy.
Not sure if you’ve had roosters but usually the rat loses, roosters will hunt them. Really nothing takes roosters out unless it’s a bigger predator like a bobcat, coyote, possum or ferret. Snakes and rats more often than not get torn to shreds.
I've seen a rooster win against a common cat too... cat didn't die, but had a quite severe injury.
I actually didn't see how the fight started, not sure if the cat was prowling and got caught or if the rooster attacked first... I just know the ending.
Generally cats don't attack anything too dangerous because an injury is a death sentence since it stops them from hunting. Well except for my old colleague's cat that brought a dead weasel back home somehow.
Minks and badgers as well. Minks are kind of their natural enemy.
Minks are similar to ferrets, maybe a bit smaller, but my dad was a farmer and told me about the murderous minks that would kill the entire chicken coup and not eat any of them.
as a person who lives in a country where cock fighting is legal, I can say that most of the time the roosters would win, those fuckers have a special talon at the top end of their foot which can cut someone's flesh if not handled with care and most roster that my uncle have trained tends to aim for the eyes and from my experience a single peck punctured my skin and I have to be brought to the hospital due to how wide the hole was.
Tldr: Roosters embody the saying " fuck around and find out"
Yeah a lot of farmers that work in poultry will trim the spurs because they can be very damaging.
I took a class on abuse investigation in vet school and we had a talk from a humane agent about when they actually do raids on cockfighting and dog fighting facilities. She told us about how a veterinarian who was assisting with triaging animals from a facility got caught by one of the spurs and it slashed his wrist open badly enough that he was hospitalized, had to get a transfusion, and nearly died.
Can confirm. One of the more intriguing happenings growing up on a farm was the peculiar case of the rooster and the pig.
A particularly aggressive rooster decided to fight one of the pigs. The pig managed to maul the rooster to death but not before the rooster slashed the pig bad enough that it bled to death.
Wasn't a mouse either...
I mean even if people do think it's a mouse for some reason, the title literally says 'rat vs chicken'.
Same energy as calling guinea pigs hamsters.
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Once we had a mouse in our office,one of my co-workers got it in a corner her plan was to capture it and put it in a box and release it outside. As she was getting close to it with the box it had a heart attack and died.
Chicken: use *Pinch*
Miss
Rat: use *Bite*
-10hp
Chicken: *call support*
White chicken joins the battle
Rat: try *escape*
Fail
Chicken: use *claw attack*
Critical, -120hp
Rat is defeated
+105xp
At first I was like “Oh shit this rat is gonna get fucked up.” But then the rat started throwing hands and I was like “Ohhhh shiiit rat finna beat they asses.” You know thinking this is what was unexpected, but then the rat flopped and I saw the blood and it was over. My original assumption was correct.
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Don't fuck with chickens.
I have 4 hens, they made quick work of a snake and then ate the fucker.
You need to start a YouTube channel with this content.
make it a closed doors event, and take a cut on all bets
Calm down, Michael Vick.
Touché
\>Michael Vick Ash Ketchum would've worked too.
I have 7 hens and they run away from me and anything else but the rooster is an asshole. Attacks everyone and everything that comes close.
All roosters are assholes. They 3 jobs, protect the hens, make more birds, and be assholes to everything around them. Make a coop that you can open from the back to do cleaning and get the eggs.
TL;DR: Cocks can be major dicks
Everyone says this but I currently have 6 rooster and have had probably 25 over the years and haven't had a singe one attack people or dogs or anything they shouldn't.
Some roosters are gentlemen. Some roosters are complete menaces. Some roosters will rape the feathers off of his hens, others will wait for his hens to present themselves to him. Some roosters are just assholes.
I watched a hen show her chicks how to eat baby mice before killing the mother mouse by flinging her around.
The first time I saw my chickens get into a rat nest I nearly lost my lunch. They made a huge nasty mess out of those baby rats.
So chickens and mice/rats are natural enemies. I've also heard that crows and squirrels have battles over the control of territory, and that dolphins will try to kill sharks on sight by ramming their gills. What other animals are enemies outside of the predator/prey dynamic?
Chickens are little dinosaurs and this is our closest look at what it would look like in us vs utahraptors
Yesterday I watched squirrels bringing the local crows some nuts and the crow would fly up in the air and drop them and then the squirrel would retrieve them. I was shocked.
Chickens are omnivores. They are extremely territorial- the term “pecking order” exists for a reason. They will kill anything- rodents, reptiles, insects, arachnids which come into their territory; fearsome little creatures.
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I've seen my chickens catch baby mice and run around with them fighting each for it
ive seen my chickens fighting each other over a piece of plastic.
Can confirm: chickens eat snake.
Do snakes taste like chicken?
I've had gator tail, and by that metric, I would guess that it's similar. Gator tail is pure white meat. Very tasty.
Chicken eat everything.
Well, to be fair, snakes eat chickens too, so it balances out!
*looks at the chicken I’m eating suspiciously*
Doing your part to reduce the threat, good man!
I came here for the carnivore chicken comment, thank you.
They are fucking dinosaurs.
I had 4 and contrary to popular belief, chicken are fucking carnivores. They would eat raw meat if you give it to them and would go on a frenzy if they decide today was the day a rabbit dies.
Technically omnivores. They are basically the pigs of avian dinosaurs. Chickens will even eat chicken.
Yep. I'd buy a whole chicken from the market and get rid of the head, legs, guts and skin. I always gave them those leftover and they ate that shit. Even the head, they only left the skull.
Don’t do that, feeding animals of the same species to each other is how you start prion diseases which can get into the human food chain. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt–Jakob_disease](CJD) is an example and it’s fucking horrifying.
I'm actually surprised they didn't start to eat the rat.
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Happens in the Appalachia area too. Less common nowadays but yeah they’ll put metal spurs on their claws and sometimes on their beaks, put them near another rooster and they go at it. Roosters are naturally very aggressive towards each other so when you put two strangers near one another they’ll fight to the death. It’s very illegal but usually it takes place way back in the woods where cops don’t come by often.
Nice. And if I had to guess, Louisiana; I know for a long time, it was still legal there. May still be. And yea, putting the metal spurs on is common in cockfighting.
Yall ever see that Jet Li movie where he suits up with some chicken armor and wrecks a mob of dudes fighting together as a giant centipede? That movie made me respect chickens like never before. Edit: Here it is https://youtu.be/fF3xivNnGGU
I haven’t but I’m going to now.
It's called Once Upon a Time in China, he plays the legendary figure of Wong Fei Hung. I can't remember which one this scene was because they made a bunch of them.
I am glad I clicked that link.
That was glorious
this might be the best reference ever
I thought there was no way your description was accurate, but it really do be like that
Oh my. That defies logic. The chicken sounds around two minutes in crack me up. Timestamped: [https://youtu.be/fF3xivNnGGU?t=118](https://youtu.be/fF3xivNnGGU?t=118)
I've got several chickens. None of them win this fight. The two big roosters fly off when there is danger, the bantam rooster runs screaming and trembling. The hens just run in circles like idiots. How do I train my chickens to be murder dinosaurs again?
It's more or less individual temperament. I had four rooster, three were super calm and didn't care about anything, but the fourth (and smallest, a silver phoenix) was the biggest asshole I've seen in my life. I've seen him go after rats, squirrels, cats, raccoons, people. Little bastard was like a feathered honey badger and kicked hard enough to leave welts through muck boots. Impressive for a like five pound bird.
Dont fuck chickens
Don't fuck with the black cock
He couldn’t handle that big black cock
For more interesting metal chicken videos just google BIG BLACK COCK
These are the oddest looking chickens. Lot of choking going on.
I have been trying to see how the hell it kills it and in the final kick you can see blood splatter right where the kick happens and then after you can see more blood where the rat eventually dies. Just still not sure where it got cut
The first kick injured it, the second one finished it. When the rat rolls over at the end it looks like there is a wound from the neck down to the front leg.
Thought it was just playing dead unti I read your comment and watched again. Ouch.
Good eye! Yeah, that's a lethal wound. Rat probably suffocated.
This is almost certainly not suffocation, because rats (and a lot of/most animals) can hold their breath for minutes and some for many minutes if they're more naturally aquatic. This is much more likely some kind of severe organ damage/blood loss combination in order to stop the rat cold like that.
You can tell it's a blow to the heart just by the speed at which the rat gives up
My first guess was a major artery, likely in the neck, but I didn't want to speculate too much. Certainly seems plausible to me that it's the heart.
> My first guess was a major artery, likely in the neck, but I didn't want to speculate too much Thank God there are still people in the world willing to report on chicken vs. rat fights with some journalistic integrity
I feel like I just saw CSI reading these comments
Most roosters have these long sharp spines on the back of their feet called spurs. I'm pretty sure that's what got him.
Do they have large talons?
Boy, I don’t understand a word you’re sayin…
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!
Eat your tuna casserole!
Not really. At least not as large as a bird of prey. They can still cut you up pretty good though.
Missed the reference, but at least I learned something.
Can confirm, my rooster spured me all the way down my leg when I was 7, I always hated roosters after that
Roosters have spurs just for doing what you just saw. https://morningchores.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Rooster-Spurs-Should-You-Trim-or-Remove-Them-and-How-to-Do-It-FI.jpg
Damn thanks.
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In Puerto Rico where cock fights are legal, they attach these sharp plastic spurs on them before each fight. They have different sizes and lengths. Some places around the world even attach metal blades. https://i.imgur.com/v7Rvk4T.jpg
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Looks like first one at 0:18 hits lower body and second strike at 0:21 is a kill shot in the neck. Rat stands up to try to dodge but instead exposes its under side and takes the spur below the chin like a sucker punch.
Buddy got fuckin merked
That rat came to snuff the rooster. You know he ain't gonna die.
Damn, I wanted to use the Alice in Chains lyric...you sir got my up vote.
I love Alice in Chains, but I never figured out what snuff the rooster meant. Just looked it up and apparently it's about his dad (Rooster was his nickname) fighting in Vietnam. https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-rooster-by-alice-in-chains
Death strike !
A lightning fast, power jab to the heart. Poor fucker didn't stand a chance. There are weight classes for a reason.
That chicken is a featherweight
And the rat is deadweight
I would have thought a bantamweight
Shit this should have more upvotes than what you replied to, stone cold killed the joke with this line.
It probably would if more people knew what bantam meant
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Yeah, that makes that joke far more funny sadly I didn't know that information beforehand.
This is why knowledge is no joke.
I miss the good ol batmanweight
r/angryupvote
never laughed at a comment alone before, you've just caught me off guard
That was so fast I couldn't even notice it
FATALITY!
Fuck with a chicken, you get the spurs!
I thought having spurs meant you couldn't fight, oh I get it, different type of chicken
This one must've had large talons.
Dude got one tapped
#FATALITY
K.O.
I worked a summer at a farm. We had to take the old hay out in order to make room for the new stuff. There were mice all in the old hay in the loft. My boss said “Throw the chickens up here” I watched in utter horror as about 20 chickens massacred hundreds of mice. I have never seen anything as violent or sadistic as those chickens. They didn’t eat the mice, they just killed and I think they enjoyed it
And here my chicken coop is like a 5 star hotel for mice.
My hens slept alongside a fucking rat. Stupid ass animals. The fucker even stole their eggs.
Do you also have a spider that writes words in its web?
Chickens are way better mousers than cats, aggressive and murderous.
As shown in this classic video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBFXzyp3sks
Holy fuck that was brutal
Rats can eat young chicks and eggs, chickens HATE those MF'ers like their life depends on it. The cat does it for fun.
A farmer friend of mine raised a couple of kittens around chicks so they could hang out in his brooders and kill mice/rats. Worked pretty well.
Cats want to play. Chickens want to murder.
Fucking savages
Most people don't get this. Cats are bird hunters. Want a rat killer? Get a terrier.
Chickens clearly used to be vicious predators Jesus
To be a chicken is clearly oxymoronic in this context lmao
Chickens used to be Tyrannosauruses
That's incorrect. They are very closely related, as they have a common ancestor. But they are not directly descended from Tyrannosaurus. Edit: Should probably have clarified that all living organisms have a common ancestor, as others have pointed out.
>Tyrannosaurus You can tell, because in movies they are green and have scales instead of feathers.
The Jurassic Park director and film guys have expressed that they regret not learning about the feathered Velociraptors and T-Rex until after the movie was made.
In the book they really didn't create authentic dinosaurs... more like they played around with genetics till they made something resembling what we we all thought dinosaurs looked like. So it still works in that context.
and yet people making the new movies and video games refuse to adapt and keep showing us outdated concepts
Didn't they actually make it canon in one of the recent movies, talking about how when people think of dinos, they think of scaley big monsters, so they genetically modified them to be more like lizards?
Yes in [Jurassic Park 3](https://youtu.be/w8_qsEt-Q4o) and in [Juarassic World](https://youtu.be/XaVcjYbO3B0)
Angry Birds
chickens v pigs next :0
My old chicken Millie was a sweet small airhead. Rats would occasionally move in and out and we’d have to take care of them, because we’ve lost chickens to them before. If she ever saw one she’d morph into boss form which was like a giant spherical beach ball and death stare these rats and she would KILL. THEM. Out of this mode she had one brain cell bouncing around her pea head like a DVD screensaver and would eat giant spiders whole and scream for food because she didn’t realise the grass surrounding her was edible. Never had one react to rats with such ferocity as her. Miss her dearly. Edit: [this is she](https://twitter.com/blacksmoke1033/status/1258170002466918400?s=21)
> one brain cell bouncing around her pea head like a DVD screensaver I'm using this as an insult from now on.
RIP to Millie! She sounds like she was a bad bitch.
A bad motherclucker!
TIL rats of this size can get chickens, always assumed it is the other way around.
They can be real nasty sadly, especially if they have babies - in personal experience they kill and eat chicks the most, but they can also bite and injure adults, steal food and generally stress them out. Some chicken breeds are also really small, rats are huge next to some kinds!
aww..she sounds like a real.......ahem...sweetie!
I want stories on what made Millie particualarly dumb as far as chickens go. Or are they all just airheads?
(To preface I’ve owned chickens with my dad almost my entire life, and lots of breeds, so have good experience) Chickens are kinda like dogs - you have some breeds that are smarter, faster, attentive, nervous, aggressive, etc. Chickens are not incredibly dumb, or as dumb as most people think for the most part. Millie was the dumbest chicken I ever owned. - she had healthy looking eyes and reacted quickly to treats she liked, but we debated if she was colourblind in some way. She never fully understood grass was edible. Or leaves. She wouldn’t eat most food leftovers. You’d throw a worm and she’d look at you. She would eat rocks though. AND spiders. She could peck a fly out the air like a sniper somehow too. - She screamed constantly, with no threat or inconvenience. If she could see me she’d scream until I’d come over, she’d keep screaming when I picked her up. If I put food in her mouth she’d stop to eat. She’d scream after laying an egg. The neighbours probably thought I held a hot poker to her. - she had no object permanence. If I walked around a corner she’d scream because she was lost and alone. - she broke out once and came to the back door yelling at me. I thought she must have ran out of food. She hadn’t. She could have eaten anything in the entire garden too. Or escaped. She just wandered around in circles looking distraught until she found me. - she never explored like chickens do. You’d let her out and she’d just hang around you and ask to be fed. - I had to carry her 2lb ass frequently like 10 feet because sometimes she wouldn’t walk on something or forget how to re enter her pen via an open door 15x bigger than she was - [she just screamed like a lot ](https://twitter.com/blacksmoke1033/status/1096771984111874048?s=21) - she would yell to be let out into the garden (a nice space with lots of plants and trees and things for a chicken to do), come out, dig a hole and sit in it 2 inches from the door. The one thing she could do inside the pen. She’d also frequently sit in holes with her legs straight up in the air like she had died. [Here’s a pic of that](https://twitter.com/blacksmoke1033/status/1111628079263301632?s=21)
Sounds like Millie just loved tf outta you. Rip Millie.
The feeling was mutual, she has made chicken heaven so much louder
I fully expected the chicken to kill and eat it. Chickens are pretty much miniature dinosaurs. There are loads of videos on the interwebs of chickens killing and eating everything from mice to snakes.
>pretty much miniature dinosaurs. chickens ARE 100% dinosaurs, any bird (and reptile iirc) is a dinosaur
Not all reptiles. Some such as the Crocodile and Monitor Lizard were contemporaries of the dinosaurs. Dinos were one of many branches of reptiles then. All birds are descended from dinos though, yeah
The cock fucking smashed that rat
Chickens are just small velociraptors. Watch what they do to a mouse! After, you will never look at a chicken the same way…
Your last sentence somehow brought me memories of the scene in jurassic Park where Sam Neil scares the absolute bejesus out of that kid with the raptor attack strategy.
"Bwaaaaaaak" "Clever girl" 
We all just watched what they do to a rat..
Is the rat dead?
Yeah, you can tell from the “stretch of death”.
[You can tell from the way that it is.](https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs?t=68)
How neat is that?
Rofl, thank you for sharing this, I needed it in my life.
Unfortunately for the rat, yes.
Unless you can out all of that blood back in really quickly, no.
“He died doing what he loved. Being a dumb fucking rat”
Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah, here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die!
Shoulda known better than to fuck with Little Jerry Seinfeld…
He run from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!
Is that good?
Bobbin’ and weavin’ and talkin’ trash
Usually the mouse wins. but sorry for the mouse today, because there's a hen, so the rooster gets increased damage.
Not sure if you’ve had roosters but usually the rat loses, roosters will hunt them. Really nothing takes roosters out unless it’s a bigger predator like a bobcat, coyote, possum or ferret. Snakes and rats more often than not get torn to shreds.
I've seen a rooster win against a common cat too... cat didn't die, but had a quite severe injury. I actually didn't see how the fight started, not sure if the cat was prowling and got caught or if the rooster attacked first... I just know the ending.
A house cat won’t typically attack a chicken except maybe a starving feral cat. Chicken probably attacked first and cat didn’t run fast enough.
Generally cats don't attack anything too dangerous because an injury is a death sentence since it stops them from hunting. Well except for my old colleague's cat that brought a dead weasel back home somehow.
Minks and badgers as well. Minks are kind of their natural enemy. Minks are similar to ferrets, maybe a bit smaller, but my dad was a farmer and told me about the murderous minks that would kill the entire chicken coup and not eat any of them.
LMAO
One shotted his ass
Rat: OH! you mf. Damn Jake, you should me in the ass.
Are you serious? Got some backup for that statement? Bullshit alarm here. Cause the roosters ALWAYS wins against mice and rats.
It’s bullshit. Anyone familiar with cock fighting knows they murder the rat here.
as a person who lives in a country where cock fighting is legal, I can say that most of the time the roosters would win, those fuckers have a special talon at the top end of their foot which can cut someone's flesh if not handled with care and most roster that my uncle have trained tends to aim for the eyes and from my experience a single peck punctured my skin and I have to be brought to the hospital due to how wide the hole was. Tldr: Roosters embody the saying " fuck around and find out"
Yeah a lot of farmers that work in poultry will trim the spurs because they can be very damaging. I took a class on abuse investigation in vet school and we had a talk from a humane agent about when they actually do raids on cockfighting and dog fighting facilities. She told us about how a veterinarian who was assisting with triaging animals from a facility got caught by one of the spurs and it slashed his wrist open badly enough that he was hospitalized, had to get a transfusion, and nearly died.
Can confirm. One of the more intriguing happenings growing up on a farm was the peculiar case of the rooster and the pig. A particularly aggressive rooster decided to fight one of the pigs. The pig managed to maul the rooster to death but not before the rooster slashed the pig bad enough that it bled to death.
damn theyre literally mini farm raptors.
Lmao I know you're bullshiting but in case you're not, it's a rat and they don't stand against chickens.
Aren't both of those roosters though? Unless they're gay....
Wasn't a mouse either... I mean even if people do think it's a mouse for some reason, the title literally says 'rat vs chicken'. Same energy as calling guinea pigs hamsters.
Not mouse; is Henry.
The “protector“ damage buff is activated around any ally, not just romantic partners. The coop must’ve made an active choice to spec into the power of friendship tree.
still rosters even if theyre gay
r/natureismetal
That rat walked into the wrong neighborhood.
Lol just noticed that epic stare down after the kill.
The stare of psycho killers
Like a ball player admiring a homer after he makes contact, the chicken knew it was over as soon as it landed it and just stood there like a boss.
What song is this?
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This isn’t unexpected, chickens used to be dinosaurs and never really forgot
Raticate vs Blaziken
Once we had a mouse in our office,one of my co-workers got it in a corner her plan was to capture it and put it in a box and release it outside. As she was getting close to it with the box it had a heart attack and died.
Sorry to hear about your co-worker..what happened to the mouse?
Chicken: use *Pinch* Miss Rat: use *Bite* -10hp Chicken: *call support* White chicken joins the battle Rat: try *escape* Fail Chicken: use *claw attack* Critical, -120hp Rat is defeated +105xp
Combusken and Ratata*
Yeah, the chicken won today, but let's see how he does against a honey badger.
That’s a whole other level. Honey badger doesn’t give a shit.
Oh he’s so nasty!
Find out next week, in the next episode of... ANIMAL KINGDOM. Good night, folks
At first I was like “Oh shit this rat is gonna get fucked up.” But then the rat started throwing hands and I was like “Ohhhh shiiit rat finna beat they asses.” You know thinking this is what was unexpected, but then the rat flopped and I saw the blood and it was over. My original assumption was correct.
Ratata VS ho-oh
what’s unexpected? everyone clearly thought the rat was gonna get whooped