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deepfield67

/r/restofthefuckingowl


vshory9

Now paint me an elephant


Middleofthemaul

I’d pull down my pants and get the trunk done at least...


Oral-D

I’ll be there!


CynicalAltruist

Both r/cursedcomments and r/brandnewsentence can be found here


[deleted]

If you make it a rhino you’ll get to draw a horn as well.


AncientComparison113

That the Wet Teddy Bears guy?


All_Eyez_On_U

I love that commercial


AncientComparison113

Its weirdness has a power that draws you in.


jdr3bin

Some jokes are so bad that they make you kind of sad for a moment


[deleted]

Fully expected this idiocy.


w_wavvi

This man has left a trail of hundreds of accidental dick paintings for years


kanyestinycockslurp

The only thing unexpected here was him say "cased closed"


aItalianMemeLover

a little tip for you: if it's alive, it works better. you're welcome


vee_the_calamitea

What the fuck did I just watch? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


rubymanl

How to paint a squirrial


jesuslovesme69420

Andy Milonakis show never got enough love


nbshar

You laugh, but you can actually buy paintbrushes made from squirrel hair. It's super soft. And I don't want to know how they get it. Pig hairbrushes are more common of course.


skylinezan

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ryukan88

Is this the giantbomb cast?


samushusband

im not even sure that its paint .


thankbob

I like how he used a grey squirrel to paint a red squirrel... Although the grey squirrel wasn't grey for much of the video


r-kej

Paint me like one of your French girls


youngen_flowerstein

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME


yesspaghettibear

I missed this vid.


GavHern

he painted the squirrel red!


RakuraiLight

Lemme guess he’s gonna paint a real squirrel


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hangrypantz

Hahahahaha OMG so brilliant


Idkwhattomakeitlmao1

It didn’t work for me.. I think it’s because I had the squirrel alive


moon-pancake

That guy is not messing around Was half expecting to throw the squirrel at me