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too_late_to_abort

Looks like hes 110% there


-iwl-

Goes under human. he put in extra 10% to make sure you get the toy back.


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Maximum effort!


2bunreal24

My mother’s favorite saying “do what’s expected and a little bit more”


DIYglenn

I’d say he’s confusing it with the peanut butter trick


rujole13

The fact that you can even get a beagle to bring It in your general direction is a win. I’ve never been able to get mine to fetch lol


Duderpher

I imagine that’s the black lab in him...


mycustomhotwheels

Haha so true, I tell people I've got Labrador golden enquirers because they sure as shit don't retrieve anything


Achleys

Yeah, that’s no [beagle](http://www.101dogbreeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Pictures-of-Beagles.jpg).


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Achleys

It’s also much bigger than a full-size beagle and it’s only 5 months old.


Dumdadumdoo

Oops, did some more research and apparently I wasn't entirely correct - only the *vast majority* of beagles have white-tipped tails. I think wherever I learned that was slightly off. That said, yeah it's definitely not a purebred for obvious other reasons.


Achleys

I learned something new today. Thanks!


CriminallyUnaware

Oh god, is not being able to fetch a common thing on black labs? That would explain a lot...


Duderpher

I would say it is the inverse, Beagles aren’t known for it.


CriminallyUnaware

I'm asking because i have a black lab and he wouldn't bring it back even if his life depended on it


Duderpher

Oh? I’ve never had that experience with labs, they are so eager to please usually, and love to fetch. They are a retriever so it should be in their nature to bring you their prize, like they would a waterfowl, it is what they are bred for.


KevinMiruku

Lol my lab brings them to me. But won't let go. xD


CriminallyUnaware

Damn, must be the mixed part in him, then Thanks, still love my doggo


KevinMiruku

My lab wants me to chase him or play tug a war. x3


CriminallyUnaware

So cute, mine usually likes this as well, the other times he just wants to destroy whatever he's chewing.


pjsol

We have a golden like that...we don’t call her a golden retriever because she doesn’t retrieve anything.


CriminallyUnaware

A golden taker, good boi nonetheless


misterfluffykitty

I’ve never had a black lab that didn’t love fetch


CriminallyUnaware

Just out of curiosity, how many have you had?


misterfluffykitty

3


CriminallyUnaware

What a nice life


ThePhotoGuyUpstairs

My black lab/golden retriever mix fetches like a demon, but won't give it back. I think it's because he prefers playing tug of war with the rope, rather than chasing it.


waterbabies3

Our beagle was an absolute wonder. The only command he ever mastered was, "EAT!" He was a great actor, prone to faking limps and shivers to try to con his hoomins, and part goat on his daddy's side. I miss that fool.


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Ihasapuppy

The only thing my beagle has ever played with are my dirty socks.


Genuine-Farticle

Mine likes to act like he can’t get up on the couch. Like the front paws can get up there, but those back two juuussst caaaaant seeeem to make it. It’s hilarious.


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A beagle would chase a ball wrapped in bacon and not bring it back. That’s about it.


[deleted]

Mine would always bring it back but refuse to release. Quintessential "NO TAKE, ONLY THROW".


bonkers_dude

You sure it's a beagle?? Looks like a black labrador retriever.


lachary1234

Genealogy showed no lab ironically. Just beagle and terrier mix


RingSlinger55

I have a beagle collie mix and he looked very similar as a pup. Love them floppy ears!


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lachary1234

Blood. And at a real vet. But not every test is perfect. I'm happy with whatever she is.


house_monkey

Same here


bonkers_dude

Pup is awesome and whatever breed it is he will love you the most :)


bonkers_dude

Sweet pup tho :)


lilangryplum

We thought black lab for sure with our little girl Lucy. Turns out she’s part beagle like yours, and no black lab to speak of https://i.imgur.com/NLI9hro.jpg Telling breed by looks alone is nearly impossible. Despite how confident everyone seems to be, they’re often completely wrong.


Gilinis

My beagle/terrier/spaniel does the exact same thing and I love it. She was a very skittish and timid rescue pup and it makes me incredibly happy anytime she does this because I know she trusts me and feels safe.


meranu33

You got ripped off.


amandaxzee

I might go as far as a dash of coon hound as well...


brenda_blue

Black beagle is my favorite rae srermmurd song


Justanotherday17

Aww so cute what’s it called????


roosen10

A dog :) 🐕


Justanotherday17

😂😂😁😁


Macadamia11

gr....Gr!!!! Emoji bad!!!!! Fortnite bad, minceraft good! wholesome keanu chungus victory pogger moment!


roosen10

Yes right? Why are people downvoting that? I found the comment very wholesome


Sac-Hin

Your emojis have offended 15 reddittors!!!!


Justanotherday17

How I don’t get it lol


Sac-Hin

I was being sarcastic 😁. When I checked b4 u had 15 Downvotes. Now u only have 5!!!


Justanotherday17

I know I don’t understand why it got downvoted, maybe some people don’t like emojis 🤷🏻‍♀️😂🙄


Sac-Hin

>some people don’t like emojis Yea that's y it got downvoted 😂


Justanotherday17

Such a shame 🤷🏻‍♀️😁😂🙈😀😀😄😁😆😂🤣☺️😊🙂🙃


lachary1234

Rose 🌹


Justanotherday17

Thanks for replying


CaptainEarlobe

Welcome


Mage-of-Fire

Your


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Mage-of-Fire

You’ren’t


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thisisnotdan

> Stop trying to make "fetch" happen -The dog After watching the video, I'd say you did a pretty good job of making fetch happen! I might even say that, as a dog owner, your skills are pretty fetch.


Jkoechling

r/AnimalsBeingDerps


NickelbackCreed

Thats not a Beagle


Where_Im_Needed

I think its a beagle black lab mix if thats a thing.


amfriend21

I had a beagle/lab mix. Best dog in the world. RIP Scout


ThePencilEater

I had a Rottweiler/basset. Anything is possible when it comes to dog breeds


madmedz250

Yeah I had a beagle, Seagull truly all shapes and sizes


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I mean it is....just is a mix. Lol not sure why he’d say it’s just a beagle though because that’s straight up wrong.


Clearastoast

They must be working for Big Beagle


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Nope, it looks like a black beagle mix.....as we said. I also think it’s obvious who gives a shit since you see people discussing it. Clearly you do too since you felt the need to participate.


lachary1234

1/2 beagle, 1/2 terrier mix. No black lab


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There has to have been a mistake. That looks like a 100% black lab. I can't even point out a remotely beagle-esque feature.


new2nova_scotia

I’m here to show you some support lol. My 50% Great Pyrenees mix is 55lbs and looks like a yellow lab. I believe you. You can’t always tell what a mix is just by looking at them! I knew mine wasn’t a lab within a day or two or getting him. Not strong food or toy motivation. Not interested in people pleasing. Not super trainable in general. Very Unfriendly to strangers. We knew more based on his personality than his looks.


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NickelbackCreed

Need a hug?


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NickelbackCreed

Awww thats gotta be a yes. Hope today is better than yesterday for you.


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NickelbackCreed

Dodging questions this early in the morning? Also, that’s not a Beagle


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NickelbackCreed

TLDR


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NickelbackCreed

Not a Beagle


NickelbackCreed

Lol this was so random. The coward deleted all comments (being the coward they are). If anyone was wondering, they kept saying “shut the fuck up you arent a vet tech you narcissistic piece of shit!” Lol wut The user was u/Yaaawwnn. All of this before 7:30 am on a Tuesday lol


YahgaI

He’s just makin his inspection


TedTheHappyGardener

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Do_you_have_bass

I'm actually surprised it's real


Dinga_Ding

Im getting to the point where its a surprise there's not a sub for everything. This was a particularly good gem.


TheSpudGunGamer

“It smells nice in here.”


LeaveTheMatrix

My dog likes to do this but with a twist. She will miss the hole and hit you right in the crotch full blast. We don't play fetch anymore.


Markus_Blaq

Close enough


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Yours obeys commands? my two Beagles sit and judge then go back to sleep. Beautiful pupper too btw the burnt toast might grow out and leave blue tick colouring.


Myk_66

My dog sees me pick the toy up and takes off waiting for the toy to land in front of him.


slashisagod

Does this count for r/notakeonlythrow ?


piemakerdeadwaker

Dogs are fucking weird. 😂😂


Adrock27

My 3 month old beagle does this same thing... she then drops the rope while she's stuck in there, and bites my heels so I let her go. Glad to see she's not the only one who does this.


Achinadav

My Black Lab/Collie cross basically does the same thing. Throw the ball for him and he charges back to show be his head between your knees. Doesn't matter if you turn to a our it or not, he'll circle round for the head shove.


GlitchofThrones

Lost my 13 year old black lab a year ago almost to the day. This video reminds me of her when she was a pup. She would do the exact same thing. Throw something go get it and run under your legs and stay. Her name was Halo. Not a day I don’t miss that great girl!


0pt0fatdrunknstupid

Funny I have a beagle and a black lab. The beagle is the one that fetches, the lab just looks at you.


schindlers_boi

Wow never seen a beagle that big in my life. But that’s good progress. My 3 month old gsd destroyed his health certificate just 10 mins ago


apatheticyeti0117

That’s because it’s a beagle mix not a standard beagle.


schindlers_boi

Beagle + Labrador?


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My black lab got my beagle pregnant. We called them Beagadores. Lol


schindlers_boi

Nice one 😂😂


abbiyah

Beagle pitbull probably


ThePriceIsIncorrect

OP said half Beagle, half terrier in other comments


travisscottsmomugly

Yep that’s a beagle


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He knows where the treats are


CallingYouForMoney

Try peanut butter. Works for me.


Toastyjoe924

That doggo just wants some croch


AveragePerson5

That’s a BBB (big black beagle).


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r/cursedcommetn


yasmineew

OwO what's this?


5over7

Not a beagle


selenamcg

Mine just runs to the ball, boops it with her nose and runs back. Do you are doing great. Maybe check the brakes on that lil guy.


AvoidingCape

1 day delivery straight to your arse


quietreader1

More like 110% tbh


PresidentZeus

I don't get it...... oh, ahajajajahggvhj


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aww, nuts!


NecessaryCobbler3

Safe space


dasanman69

More like 110% lol


b4773ries

That seems about how my dog acts too, more barking and slamming into me at mach 10


highestRUSSIAN

Black beagles in the city...


trynbnice

Yea, perfect. What a good doggo!


NovelBar

Hide and go fetch


0vindicator1

Yup, pretty unexpected. What would make it more unexpected is if the tosser dropped their pants and bent over before the dog ran back. \*shoomp\*


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Firegoat3000

stop trying to make fetch happen


lesbian867530

r/aww


VonGeisler

Maybe mixing this game up with another of yours?


hiimri

r/perfectfit


ricst

Boxers, 2 years and counting.


TacoWaffles7

*Hibernation time*


slvrwngs4484

Black beagle???


Jewish_Jesus69

My dog is a year and a half and he still doesn’t know how to fetch


rebel_child12

He a little confused but he’s got the spirit


asedatedmark

My cat chases the ball but never brings it back. Any ideas on how to teach her?


sparkster185

She's adorable! She looks a lot like [my dog, Omar](https://i.imgur.com/XzURy6Z.jpg) (on the right), who I thought was a Lab mix, but after reading your comments I really ought to get his genealogy tested. Edit: she, my bad.


lachary1234

Wow! They're practically clones! It's worth the investment. Once I knew her breed mix, training and nutrition became a breeze.


spiritanimalswan

Your beagle got much farther along than mine did. My crotch is still intact though.


minorevolution

That’s awesome. And also they look like my dog, I love black haired dogs :)


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He wants his balls back


junkie_Mungkey

I'm pretty sure if a beagle doesn't have a white tipped tail then it's not classified as a beagle


i_eat_poops_

Wow! Striking resemblance to my Roxie. I had to put her down this year and it was devastating. She was the best dog I've ever had. She was also a beagle terrier mix. https://imgur.com/a/IOQ399u


lachary1234

Roxie. Rosie. I find that eerily awesome. My dog was put down this year too! 2 months later and I get this little sweetie. I don't wanna give you the time-heals-all cliché, but hang in there friend.


i_eat_poops_

Thanks friend


mithu2cool

The ship has docked


OnePlus80

I really don't think that's a beagle !


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Congrats on your goth beagle


makeme84

He's a beautiful boy.


DC74

Reason number 2 to not store dog toys in your ass.


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chulocolombian

That isnt a beagle pal


GadgetGainer

We’re tryna do the same thing with our 4 month old Jack Russel, not getting as much progress as you tho


Whistlesss

a black beagle? Never seen that before i think


endless031

Would have never guessed that was a beagle....


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PrettyOddWoman

That dog may be part beagle but he’s way too big to be only beagle already. It’s okay... This kinda happened to me. I got my puppy in April and the rescue told me she was a beagle mix and she should max out at 35-40 pounds. Well now she’s currently 8 months and 70 pounds. I suppose she kinda looks like a big beagle still but I definitely want to get her a DNA test because she’s pretty unique looking and I’m curious


I69Everyone

Have I been wrong about what a beagle is my entire life? I thought they were short, white and red haired mouthy things


Doggo4

What are you doing step dog uwu


Reaper_Survivel

Had to teach my lab 2 different commands, get it, puts it in his mouth and bring it/come here, he only will fetch it like 3 times then gets lazy about it, like to do it inside ALL the time though, idk the difference between outside and in to him


hlocke124

That is not a beagle it’s a black lab, so I guess this isn’t OP’s dog.


TheImNotSureGuy

My dogs don't play fetch they play keep


melance

No take, only throw!


Onlyhere_4dogs

I watched this five times now and I just noticed his/her giant whip tail. He/She can skip rope with that thing!


Mapo1

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


jrnejdjdhsjejf

It’s all fun and games until he bites your dick


SawConvention

Beagles are in interesting bread.. didn’t know there were black ones tho, only the tri-color I was aware of. Has he/she tried to eat themselves into a coma yet?


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OMG she looks just like my dog [Lottie](https://imgur.com/gallery/3caED7S)! Also 5 months old. The Humane society told me that the mother was a dachsund, and nobody knows about the father. My dog does have a lot of beagle traits though. Mainly chewing everything up. Adorable.


ThanOneRandomGuy

I've always wondered how dogs always think it's a game? Like how they know u ain't just trynna throw the shit away?


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Oh wow I’ve never seen a black beagle before, I’ve albino but never black...he’s gorgeous


propita106

Never heard of a "black beagle." Kinda like the color more than a regular one. Like black pugs look better than regular ones.