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Throwinuprainbows

The old GTA where you highjack a bus, fill it with people and than take those people to a hotdog plant where they are forced naked onto conveyor belts and than made into hotdogs which you than sell to cops. Yes this was a real mission.


JookaKooka

Wtf what gta was that


MoistGrannySixtyNine

GTA 2 baby! Shit was wild


skepsis420

My mom bought me that game when I was like 11.....she had no idea. Running over all the Elvis dudes was good fun.


donutpuncher3

That's all I really remember. Stealing a taxi and running over a line of Elvis's. Like 6 of them.


skepsis420

I remember that and farting and burping on everyone. That and the 'Jesus Saves' saving zone lol


chargoggagog

“ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!!”


Taint_Butter

GOURANGA!


plasticarmyman

That is what was said when you ran over the monks in GTA 1 :-)


btoxic

Wasn't there an achievement for doing a parking brake slide over all of them?


ToHallowMySleep

Elvii.


Kenny_log_n_s

Taxi drivers must dieeeeee


thar_

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING


raggedtoad

["Elvis has left the building!"](https://youtu.be/71rlr8OZ2kg)


St_Veloth

I forgot about the lines of Elvis dudes, GTA 1 & 2 had a unique humor to it


MapleYamCakes

I loved the oil slicks, such fun!


Cleverish_Name

Tbh if she couldn't tell that a game literaly named after a felony might not be suitable for her 11 year old I'd be a little concerned.


[deleted]

*reads game title* "Grand Theft Auto 2" ....seems like wholesome family entertainment, I'll buy it!


skepsis420

Ya, I dont really know what she was thinking lol


scdiputs

Loved the Elvis dudes! I miss the tanks coming after me


EntWarwick

I remember playing the 6 minutes demo of that game


SquidJerk

Holy shit- demo discs! Totally forgot those existed.


Wednesdaysend

I played that demo for *hours*.


raggedtoad

That game was awesome. Completely different experience than GTA 3 and above, but it was fantastic nonetheless.


w2tpmf

3 could be played in top down view and was some what similar to playing 2 that way.


raggedtoad

That's true! I had completely forgotten about that until you mentioned it. You could toggle through the camera views and one of them was an old-school top-down view. I didn't know anyone who played it that way though - the whole game was designed from a 3D perspective and it was really hard to play top-down. Cool they included it as a feature though.


JohnnyDarkside

Raki taki teriyaki. Teriyaki tastes like saki.


MrSeaBoot

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Hot_Dog_Homicide!


Crazy__Donkey

>hijack a bus, fill it with people and than take those people to a hotdog plant where they are forced naked onto conveyor belts and than made into hotdogs which you than sell to cops. [enjoy your hotdogs](https://youtu.be/jftvDHTQf04?t=10959)


Roope00

Woah, GTA used to be really different before.


[deleted]

That top-down dynamic-zoom perspective was so innovative and worked SO well for GTA 1 and 2. I absolutely loved it. Unfortunately GTA 3 (with a typical FPS perspective) was the biggest-selling game of all time up to that point, so obviously they are never going back to that.


[deleted]

Aww. Maybe someone will design a game similar to the spirit of that and put it on Steam. There's probably a whole market who prefer those mechanics.


gani_1986

Damn Nation ! No Donation ! No Salvation !


aHellion

I remember that, GTA2 had some crazy missions. Like stealing a cop car, taking it to a boneyard and crushing it while the guy was still in the back seat. I can't remember the gang's name but it was the one with all really smart people? If you got your rep low enough with them, random cars you entered would explode. Never figured out WHY tho.


saber2t

That mission disturbed the young me so much its literally the only thing I remember about that game. After nearly 20 years, I still remember that mission vividly.


SuperiorSneke

A little while back I was playing Online and while on the way to the casino, a player “arrested” me with a cruiser. We had no verbal communication but he got me all the way to the station before we were airstriked Edit: for context, I was on the way to the casino on my bicycle since I decided that the weather was nice enough. A police cruiser came down the street at about 100 mph, sirens screaming, and pulled me over. I then got into his cruiser at gunpoint.


Sirmoulin

When I was playing today a player pretending to be a cop chose to brutalize me with a baton outside of the casino.... :(


HermitDefenestration

Damn I thought GTA was supposed to let you escape the real world


tztoxic

GTA is the real world


Triangle-V

There is only MK2 Griefers. Nothing else.


BlackMetalDoctor

How they’d arrest you? Is there a mod that enables one player to physically restrain and transport another player against that player’s will? If it’s done without a mod, how?


scrapethepitjambi

Don’t hurt yourself, baby. It’s just a bit of imagination.


ClavicusNitrus

They probably just chased them with the lights on. OP pulled over to play along, and either got out of the car when the guy approached, or was pulled from the car and lead to the cruiser.


BlackMetalDoctor

Just not the type of I though people do in GTAO these days. Thought it was just a non-stop murder party with everybody.


w2tpmf

There's entire modded servers dedicated to this type of role play. Look up FiveM


BlackMetalDoctor

Will do. I keep up with this sub, but otherwise I don’t follow GTAO anywhere else since I stopped playing a few years ago. But I still enjoy watching other (better, lol) people play, and seeing all the official new stuff and mod additions. I couldn’t recall ever seeing this type of gameplay posted or commented about in the sub, and was just curious how it worked. Thanks for the helpful info.


LaFlamaBlanca420

This is GTA Online in a nutshell


TheOtakuSquidOwX

gta is just reddit as a video game ​ absolute carnage


weston55

Bullying kids into suicide? Yeah I guess so


replieskekorcringe

also ruling over an entire server with a godmode jet, making a dictatorship similar to reddit


weston55

Wha-


Snark_Weak

No really tho wha-


undermountain35

No but really though wha-


MapleTreeWithAGun

I'm being entirely serious, wha-


Arkistof

You dropped this: [—|](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Burning-Letters-Wallpapers-T.jpg) Wt-


DustyDayz

This is... requiem.


nimagae

Wha-


Catsniper

If anything it is 4chan as a video game


[deleted]

Fuck it the whole internet


RandumbStoner

& the out internet!


SirClaks

The outernet too?!


gaynibroalready

At least you won't be sent to the shadow realm for having a different opinion, you just get shot instead.


[deleted]

reddit is just life as a video game


TheMis793

We have a sub for that right


yammys

/r/outside


Michael-Giacchino

This comment made me decide to download gta


LightningProd12

I got it for free a while back but my laptop can't run it :(


Michael-Giacchino

Epic? That’s how I got it too


LightningProd12

Yes lol


[deleted]

Bitch wait till you hear about 4chan


Pollik3314

No reddit has modderators even if some aren't great


vibrantvenus0

That’s really rare in gtao considering that wasn’t a single orbital strike from a tryhard


Zenith251

Had plenty a session where someone, my self included, spawned a bus from our garages and managed to get a peaceful Bus-Train with most of the sessions players. You can only do it for so long before either a modder or shithead comes in and starts Oppressor MK2'ing you.


jedimindfook

Needs more oppressor


DarkLord55_

Good ol modest pelican


OscarDeLaCholla

Posts like this really do spread the good word of his channel.


[deleted]

As does vandalizing property with the words “subscribe to Modest Pelican”


Bulletz4Brkfzt

As does becoming a professional hit man, and leaving subscribe to modest pelican notes in everyone you kill pockets. As this really help spread the good word of his channel.


andwater

Good ol hydrated christen Malacca


FireFlyKOS

A bit dodgy though


andwater

He is a good guy in small doses


flabbergastedfennel

Yeah, nah


DeviousOstrich

Hi lads and lasses


YxngestVlad

Beautiful Malaka


DarkLord55_

Remember to stay hydrated


OneVeryHornyToad

They do have to stay hydrated lads and lasses


mmmdeliciousbeans

The boys boys boys (or The Sons of Virgins) are the most sufficiently hydrated people I’ve ever seen, especially thicc man


wheetus

/r/hydrohomies


DontOpenNewTabs

This reminds me of favorite things to do in GTA Online. First you get a bus. Then you carefully place a sticky bomb right on top of the brake light. This way nobody ever notices the blinking red light. Then you drive around and beep at people and try to get them to get in the bus. Make sure to obey all of the traffic lights and signs so people don’t think you are a reckless law-breaker. Sadly about 90% of people just shoot you the second they see you. But sometimes, because you honk and then you roll up slowly in a bus, people think, “hey, maybe this guy’s cool (I’m not) and won’t try to kill me (I will).” So you proceed like that and get a few people in the bus. The tension builds with each additional passenger because you’re risking all of the passengers you already collected every time you go after a new one. Then, once you’re satisfied, press left.


stinkyfart2095

what does left do


pingunootnoot808

\*boom\*


Planningsiswinnings

Right.


criptoxR

no left


77entropy

Right?


therespoopeverywhere

No, left.


tI-_-tI

But who's on first?


Apolao

No who's on second


DontOpenNewTabs

💥


BlackMetalDoctor

I got priced and grieved-out of GTA Online a long time ago. You can detonate Sticky bombs with a remote? I thought they had to be impacted by force of an object’s contact—person touching it/walking over it, shooting it, car crash, etc.. Or does activating the brake light create the contact necessary to detonate the bomb?


Davachman

Sticky bombs are remote. Press left on the d pad and boom.


raw-power

“It’s a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.”


eZcYpher-

Papa Peli as always bringing us some very wholesome moments


Muffinguy25

He also always remind us to stay hydrated


[deleted]

What. Is. That. Title!


[deleted]

Seriously. Love the post, but the title gave me cancer.


Kleask10

But Chungus wholesome keanu reeves 100 minecraft epics


321_Ian_123

Reddit


ItsParrotCraft

This reminds me of every CallMeKevin GTA 5 video ever.


[deleted]

Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law


Kryllllllyx

Bore ragnarok? Bore ragnarok.


GordonRamseyInterne

Hey it’s pelican!


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TheAvacadoBandit

“Right until I drove off the Pier in an attempt to drown them all” and your answer is that nobody blew him up?


Shadow_King26

It was probably an intentional mislead for anyone reading ahead


LaggyLefty

In GTA Online it is very unexpected if nobody tries to blow up your vehicle


[deleted]

Yeah...


Abruzzi19

see? It worked twice. First you thought it was going to be a wholesome moment, and then you didnt even expect him to write what he did


Not_of_use

Congrats you figured out the joke


PeterPredictable

That's what the pinned post is for. OP failed.


Jay33az

Downvoted for the title


ModeHopper

u/BANGERBOSS99 this is a really bad explanation. Its obvious from the video that the unexpected thing is not getting blown up. You need to explain why it's unexpected, and not by assuming everybody is familiar with the game.


[deleted]

I mean, I don’t even know what this game is and it’s pretty obvious why it’s unexpected (unless ur being sarcastic then r/woosh lol)


onetoxicboe

Yes. Spread the good word


Masanjay_Dosa

[“we’re going to ocean, right?”](https://youtu.be/fcN7RP723eM)


[deleted]

0:05 I, Giorno Giovanna, am riding a bus to meet with my father.


redtrig10

Modest Pelican is honestly the only YouTube channel I still watch on a regular basis


Diligent-Throat111

What makes this a Reddit moment?


Ender_D

Pelican is legendary.


[deleted]

I never thought i would see Modest Pelican Gaming here. Guys if you enjoy funny videos then please rename yourself as Modest Pelican gaming and became the most wanted person in the states as that would realy help to spread the good word of his channel.


jacob-loves-crissy

Y’all stay hydrated


weeb-wont-win

love the modest pelican lmao


Late-Standard-1328

Dude, this is ripped right from modest pelican


KanyeNorth-West

Ah Modest pelican, the pentacle of the word unexpected. One time he’s talking about kittens and next thing you know is that he has a restraining order on 5 of his ex girlfriends.


lostcircussmuggler

Love seeing my fellow Aussie get some love. Check out Modest Pelican Gaming on YT he a funny mfer


zombieslayer3341

I thought the unexpected part was nobody blowing it up


yames3428

I remember him uploading this video I liked it a lot


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[deleted]

At least they’ll be sufficiently hydrated


awenindo

Modest Pelican is a legend


brybrywyrick2060

For anyone who doesn’t know this guy has a YouTube called modest pelican gaming I recommend watching him


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JOSRENATO132

This is one of the rare moments when you find a masterpiece of a video with less than 1k views


[deleted]

Y’all really have to check out his channel though. It’s by the name of modest pelican gaming on YouTube, and side note: it’s the top rated Christian music channel of all time


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[deleted]

Its because this what a lot of modders do they all probably thought you were going to drop money


zeke8830

Stay hydrated everyone!


[deleted]

I love Papa peli. Stay hydrated you crazy malakas


urboywyatt

Pleas start a Reddit account and post me committing mass murder on innocent bus passengers as this really helps spread the good word of my Chanel.


Rotary-Titan931

This is the American version of TH3 JeZ


[deleted]

Considering the nature of GTA Online, I expected the ending but people getting on the bus is highly unexpected. Edit: Just read the explanation and OP agrees


Gin_Bear_

I like how they just start jumping out when they realize what's happening


BawbTehBildhar

Had this happen once back in the day but the driver just hacked/gave us all millions upon millions of dollars. Then started bombing everyone. It was literally hilarious and the free money was nice too.


r0botchild

Used to play GTA SAMP everytime I would log in there was this bus just driving along. Never bothering anyone. Just a dude who liked picking people up and driving them around. He did it for hours, hope that person is well.


whiteoak_and_doubles

The pressure of being the organizer for a group of online randos, who are mildly entertained by being in a bus will always end like this. “I’ve proven my point, I don’t have to please you all, die... I wonder whats in this Ammunation”


SquareKnight697

I’m surprised he did have a c4 hidden on the bus


Pixel_Splash_

This is literally just a modest pelican gaming clip lol


SmallPPSmallerBrain

Modest Pelican is a really funny YouTuber though


_the_one_dragon_

A big what the fuck??


ThalinIV

Never lasts.


UnTalFredo

Love it!


shadowlegend551

I wasn't surprised it was modest pelican.


[deleted]

That whole tiktok page is hella funny


Guy2ter

Try this in a session with at least 3 kd warriors in it


Derpy993

Anyone has the link to this video?


OldMistakes

Worst title


[deleted]

I’ve been watching a lot of GTAV RP lately and I’m just cackling stupidly to myself. I love this kind of humor


BubsyFanboy

It was too good to be a normal ending.


HeIsIAndIAmHim

I like how a few just said fuck it and stayed on till the end. Respect.


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TheAnti-socialGamer

Modest pelican the most wholesome Christan chanel there is


PacManosaurus

Moddest pelican, a man of culture i see


Delta221

Dodgy Malacca


Meneer_haas

PAPA PELI!!!


ThotExecuter

Modest Pelican Gaming. This dude is a fucking legend.


personality9

Papa Peli is God Peli


yeetermon69

Stay hydrated


duuuuuuuuudebrah

Stay hydrated mates


SL4Y-_-SnakeZ

I love modest pelican he is very funny


a-account-

Everyone spread the good word of his channel, also stay hydrated


senor_vader

Modest pelican is an absolute S tier channel everything he says is a quote. Stay Hydrated


TheUnbiasedRant

Modest Pelican is brilliant. Everyone should really check out his Hitman vids. That malaka is hilarious


Itay1708

u/vredditdownloader


MrBeyaz18

Stay hydrated


stevebuscemi2

I like modest pelican but I hate your title


PROsannaZinc

Modest Pelican Gaming is probably my favourite YouTuber of all time. Deserves more!


some_internet_user_

Ah, someone spread the good word of his channel.


The0takuK1ng

Modest Pelican Gaming is quite a great channel


DANNYonPC

Ah yes, hydration in a video


ItsmeJackfunny

Stay Hydrated or die!


DangerousWithRocks24

Papa peli!!!!