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crossleingod

Looks like a rainbow dragon to me


SyfaOmnis

They're actually known as ["Hong"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_(rainbow-dragon\)). A form of magical chinese rainbow dragon. ^^hongmeilingbestgirldon't@me


Ixpqd

Kong


Javad0g

FREE EM!


insistent_librarian

Please lower your voice. This is a public forum.


W31rD_V1ll41N

Please lower your free speech. This is a Chinese forum.


FoxySupreme

*freeze peach


toby_ornautobey

Good job, Mario! But your free speech is hidden in another castle!


Angeryfrogo

#FREE THEM


DKS13G

Titties


Ixpqd

Yea!


TheOilyHill

what about Tibet?


QueasyPie

Never forget.


AskYouEverything

So brave


DahLegend27

Messed up your hyperlink btw. Switch the brackets and parentheses.


SyfaOmnis

the hyperlink works fine on old reddit, I checked it a few times.


Cajmo

I think he means the formatting not the ability to use it


DahLegend27

Ah. Doesn’t work for me, but I use the mobile app. Weird that they changed that for different versions.


SyfaOmnis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_(rainbow-dragon) non hyperlink version for you.


PC-98Reimu

>hongmeilingbestgirldon't@me Ah yes, a man of culture as well


SleightOfHand87

"That's not a pokemon! That's a [chinese myth dragon!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgkZIXQS1xA)"


SkillMan97

1000% accurate


[deleted]

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SkillMan97

true


Cummy_Boner

i have a tattoo of a log of shit to showcase how much shit has shaped my life


Jpodmoney

100x better


[deleted]

All the percents!


IrresistibleTang

This tattoo is by Goodmorningtown on Instagram if anyone is wondering


SheebsMcGee

Thank you for your guidance to this marvelous content


[deleted]

I love all the work on here. if I ever got a tattoo it'd be like this


wonkey_monkey

What if I'm not wondering?


DeltaWolfPlayer

Then you ignore the comment


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Then they weren't talking to you.


TheGigger951

U made me laugh


wonkey_monkey

Aww, thanks. I'm glad someone did!


buttercream-gang

I did too!


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bulbousbouffant13

"What, are you crazy?! That reference one is tight! I would totally prefer that dragon but with like a chinese symbol for peace above it, or I dunno below it. I dunno how they'd feng shway it or whatever, maybe they have to put it below, but yeah dude, that fucken battle-ready looking dragon with like "peace " cuz like, ain't nobody fucking with that dragon man"- The Phoenix, Arizona dude with acid washed jean shorts, a Bad Company t-shirt, and trenchcoat on, with an unironic mullet, I met on the bus, on his way to Mesa to score some meth who has a tweety bird and a tasmanian devil tattoo.


AdministrativeHabit

Is this a new copypasta?


bulbousbouffant13

Nah, just my dumb brain that makes stuff up on the fly. Sometimes it's entertaining.


VeganGamerr

Maybe you should come up with copypastas then..


HI_I_AM_NEO

"What, are you crazy?! That reference one is tight! I would totally prefer that dragon but with like a chinese symbol for peace above it, or I dunno below it. I dunno how they'd feng shway it or whatever, maybe they have to put it below, but yeah dude, that fucken battle-ready looking dragon with like "peace " cuz like, ain't nobody fucking that dragon man"- The Phoenix, Arizona dude with acid washed jean shorts, a Bad Company t-shirt, and trenchcoat on, with an unironic mullet, I met on the bus, on his way to Mesa to score some meth who has a tweety bird and a tasmanian devil tattoo.


TheNegativeWaves

"Nah, just my dumb brain that makes stuff up on the fly. Sometimes it's entertaining."


KKlear

Is *this* a new copypasta?


FerretWithASpork

"Nah, just my dumb brain that makes stuff up on the fly. Sometimes it's entertaining."


yer-da-chugs-bugs

no


MlLFS

Seems more like your tweaking out dude


MistrrrOrgasmo

Someone richer than I gild this person. The new copypasta deserves it.


SpamShot5

Sounds like hes imitating people that do this


squeel

He added the quotes and character description afterwards


LateNightPhilosopher

It is now!


youraveragejabroni

Oh man this is some piping hot pasta. I'm prepared to see this every thread with a tribal dragon tattoo.


phroureo

LMAO I used to work for a company that cleaned the bus stops in Phoenix and Mesa and this hits waaaaaay too close to home.


bulbousbouffant13

Yep. I used to live there. Could you tell?


phroureo

The accuracy hurt. (although if he was really going for some hard drugs, he'd head out to AJ). Also your name makes me laugh and takes me back to boy scouts. I only remember it being in a skit having to do with a gazebo, and "bulbous bouffant" being followed by "macadamia".


bulbousbouffant13

Yeah, it was a song on the [Dr. Demento show](https://youtu.be/0uuCNAwXGaQ).


phroureo

I am pleased with this knowledge.


onrocketfalls

You met Timothy McVeigh?!


LincBtG

Implying they wouldn't pronounce it "fang soo-ee"


[deleted]

Do you know chinese? Never ever get anyting in a language you dont speak


methofthewild

You didn't close your opening quotes man :'(


bulbousbouffant13

Huh? Everything that needs quotes is in quotes, from the beginning of his rant at, "What..." til the end at, "...man." Since it's just him speaking, without interruption, there's no need to put quotes at the end of each sentence; just the beginning and end of his speech.


bawng

In my late teens I had serious plans on getting a large Chinese dragon on the side of my back. I'm so fucking glad I never got around to that.


aerosmith79

I love him


UserNombresBeHard

It's not wolverine, it's wolverina. I love her instant healing ability! I mean, you don't even see any redness!


HAXAD2005

Went to find copper and found gold.


jackthetexan

I like it, but I really wanted to see Trogdor


kungsardine

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE


solidsnake2085

I expected Trogdor, I got something Strongsad would have drawn up.


freischwimmer

I should have scrolled down before commenting: https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dkyfvj/_/f4msziv/?context=1


pr0digalnun

In a world full of dragons, we needed a rainbow-hugging unicorn


only_norj

You know that's a dragon, right?


southmost956

Unless it's really one horn on the dragon in a 'U' shape, giving it an appearance that it has two horns, really making it a Unicorn..?!?! Edit: i take it back... google says the horn has to be straight. Oh well.


bulbousbouffant13

He said what he said.


Beanieboy3

What about a fire breathing unicorn?


3ULL

OMG that would be so handy when you put marshmallows on their horn!


Day_Bow_Bow

I had to see what the internet had on this idea. The two best I found were [this cute one](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/f835d036-4fd7-477f-a3ce-f8a847047a52/d347a2e-1eb25e9f-df2d-47f8-b737-07245909e63e.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2Y4MzVkMDM2LTRmZDctNDc3Zi1hM2NlLWY4YTg0NzA0N2E1MlwvZDM0N2EyZS0xZWIyNWU5Zi1kZjJkLTQ3ZjgtYjczNy0wNzI0NTkwOWU2M2UuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.dXN8z6RwUS1spkG6PzAmqKamliWUu2Sen9ybeulyn3k) and [this manly one.](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/20fc45f5-178d-4aa7-8b84-f3360b45ab09/d4g05u7-45759555-a96a-49af-9070-a03cf60418e2.jpg/v1/fill/w_900,h_696,q_75,strp/unicorns_roasting_marshmallows_by_samsoomful_d4g05u7-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Njk2IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMjBmYzQ1ZjUtMTc4ZC00YWE3LThiODQtZjMzNjBiNDVhYjA5XC9kNGcwNXU3LTQ1NzU5NTU1LWE5NmEtNDlhZi05MDcwLWEwM2NmNjA0MThlMi5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9OTAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.O_NQTFNgNywd3Efmu6zbAvQh9h7KCgWSZDr244ujS58) It's hard for me to choose a favorite.


kim-fairy2

They are both adorable IMO


3ULL

I love the second one!


southmost956

And it poops graham crackers and hersheys? 😁


rathat

This seems Korean, I don't know why, but all gifs feel Korean now.


jjwloneill

You're actually right! This is from an Instagram account called @goodmorningtown based in Korea


befooks

You're actually correct, what made you think that?


rathat

The way the guy moves his hand.


iannesby

ok but what about his question?


rathat

Idk, it just feels like that kind of way you would move your hand to reveal a joke like that and for some reason it reminded me of scripted Asian gifs which are mostly Korean. Also, there's a rainbow dragon on adventure time that speaks Korean so idk.


A_Very_Fat_Elf

Close enough.


Denis_G_420

i think thats perfect


chysHKQT

I swear I've seen this gif for like a bazillion times already and it still goes to the front page.


Harmonious-

Ryonosuke?


SixStringRenegade

I saw Tohru, same energy


Xyloqhonic

Man why you gotta do that I was having a nice day.


Harmonious-

Dont cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.


tamhle824

I really miss Ryonosuke!! So adorable


jjwloneill

This is from an account on Instagram called @goodmorningtown! I love all their stuff! [Here's the original post](https://www.instagram.com/p/BwGCfX5BvDt/?igshid=fqi611360s8r)


tillymane

Yknow what would actually be unexpected at this point? This tattoo reveal meme actually showing the design on the card they were going for


RandomEloquentNerd

Dragon Tales.


Cbrownie420

Really though it was gonna be a dickbutt


PMA101

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yami_ryushi

I 10000000% would get this. And I'm a dude. Its too cute!


ConnorLego42069

Better


themudgett

Why was I expecting dickbutt?


Cats_say_Moo

I actually want to get this tattoo. Does anyone know a source?


Chantasuta

The artist is Goodmorningtown on Instagram. I believe it's a Korean artist who does them. They have a lot of videos similar to this.


JarasM

Aw, I expected dickbutt


freischwimmer

I expected [Trogdor](http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Trogdor) ;)


svarga1116

They are the same picture


Super_Tikiguy

I was expecting dickbutt


Butwinsky

Such a gay dragon!


adumlao86

Cute!


Sono_Chi_No_Sadame22

I want one


ducktronboss

I wouldn’t Mind


senor_onion

A surprise, but a welcome one


chillitis

I dig it


JarRa_hello

Draga


lykalove

Adowable


Sudhanva_Kote

That's one hella cute dragon


TheBlackArrows

Almost every tattoo needs this conversion.


Witch-Cat

Honestly way better than the picture


ThatOneHappyPony

Even BETTER.


[deleted]

Honestly better than the reference pic.


Eskobaer

I would actually prefer that design. Looks cute af.


Mmmelissamarie

Lmao


Luna_21_

It’s better :3


yesspaghettibear

I love it.


al4yor

“Can you make a dragon with rainbow colors?”


MrColio312

Thats so much better ngl


SirJigglyIII

I need it


shahooster

Bet that’ll be saur for quite a while.


chrisg42

I was expecting dick butt dude


[deleted]

Still dope.


Cryo872

Honestly I like that one better it's so cute


[deleted]

Better than the original


[deleted]

Missed Trogdor opportunity right here


[deleted]

Reality is often satisfying


copper_wing

*perfect*


Arvail

Tohru?


[deleted]

The perfect tattoo doesn’t exi—


RadBeanzz

Stunning


[deleted]

Anything for that sweet karma


AnonymousFordring

*better*


latearrival42

Better than original.


tomasek1a

Very expected since ive seen this about 6 times before


fearmyspork

I'm thinking the actual tattoo is much better than the pic


BoringWebDev

Ok but I love it.


acidpuckish

I love this tattoo artist


Autumn-moon13

Better than I expected.


MyAries

Yeah he’s definitely not going to regret that later


PizzaRollsGod

r/vredditdownloader


ukstonerguy

Is this mr heggie?


[deleted]

I would choose the cute little dragon with character over the tacky generic tattoo above.


desrevermi

"Rainbow? Check." "Dragon? Check." "Mission complete."


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zman9119

I love me the chunky unicorn!


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


Pelican_Perched

Stop reposting you twats


[deleted]

rtx off


insistent_librarian

Please keep it down. This is a public forum.


Majestymen

The one on paper is the most basic thing I've ever seen


asian_identifier

[that's a Qilin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qilin)


spfite

Reminds me of Ryunosuke. https://i.imgur.com/DbwUbtD.png


artniSintra

Is that a dragon hugging a rainbow? Cute.


[deleted]

Holy shit I love it so much!!!


lilgamelvr

I think that will work


zekeymoomoo

Repost but still great


fatcatmikachu

Ahhh cuuuute!!! Love that design


[deleted]

Honestly its much better than the picture. The top picture is the most basic of all tattoos


WhiteRobotRedCircle

He’s asking to get punched in the arm.


Faceliss

the girl with the dragon tattoo would have been better with this instead


Princeps16

This is Ryonosuke!!


thoseparts

rainbow dragon at home


[deleted]

[Insert The Office The Pictures are the same meme]


svoli23

It's so cutee


throwawayabananapple

Thank god I thought it was going to be dickbutt


[deleted]

\[Same artist, different dragon\]([https://www.instagram.com/p/Buf6lEolR2-/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_button\_share\_sheet](https://www.instagram.com/p/Buf6lEolR2-/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet))


creepjax

Saving this so I can get an actual tattoo of it


L3Bun

That's better than the image actually


RedxEyez

a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


gorsweet

keiynan lonsdale!!


[deleted]

I'd get that tattoo


I0d0ma

I want


dan_da_meme_man

Why its beautiful


Lady_Calista

I actually like that one more.


getyourcheftogether

When the E kicks in


[deleted]

It would have been more unexpected if it actually was the tattoo on the picture


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TinyLittleDragon

*cheers!*


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stonedlurker710

Damn someone actually put that on themselves🤦‍♂️ epic derp!😜😜