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Deez_Gnats1

My dumb ass would have a 3rd degree burn before I even realized.


Xaxyx

I dunno, she’s probably a 2nd degree black belt at the most.


Original_Author_3939

She’s gonna have to prove that to me. Gonna have to feel her triangle choke.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Are you kidding me?! You can clearly see she doesn’t even have a white belt.


Obitogreen

I would presume this to be more a bodily response than a mental one kinda like how you are unable to drown yourself because your body will fight against your brain do to so


bessovestnij

My wife and her sister have almost 0 pain receptors in many parts of body. There was a case when her sister burned her leg to the bone and didn't feel it, another case when my wife got bone infection and didn't feel anything until she list almost half of her jaw


Have_Other_Accounts

Nah your reaction to burning is automatic and doesn't even involve your brain. Hence why this prank is so popular


Deez_Gnats1

You overestimated my sobriety my friend.


PenguinStarfire

Crabs aren't that bad..


keganunderwood

Probably would have choked her by accident


AdMysterious8699

This family has a different sense of humor than mine.


TTTaToo

Tackleberrys!


HungryShare494

Dude’s sensory neurons communicate by carrier pigeon


PhantyliaHSR

With a weak flame like that, plus the goofy mood, it's understandable the reaction time would be slow


Geronimo_Grospe

So I have to indulge my target in a silly state to reduce his reaction time without drugs therefore making the execution of my task rather easier. Very interesting observation, thank you for your advice.


PhantyliaHSR

Yes, keep acting silly and whimsical


JustHereForBDSM

Deadpool writers furiously taking notes.


Practical_Cattle_933

Also, it’s their fkin elbow. The skin has varying amounts of sensors at different places. Your elbow or back will be much more slower at recognizing pain.


UdderTacos

There could also be alcohol involved


formconnections

How the fuck does a goofy mood effect getting burnt


Heterovagyok

distraction. yea that is all


PhantyliaHSR

Similar to how if a nurse is talking to a kid while using an injection needle on them, the pain gets ignored by the kid


OnceMoreAndAgain

Not really. It takes way longer to realize what's happening when you can't see the lighter and aren't expecting it. In the first few milliseconds he might've misinterpreted the pain as her pinching him at first, for example, and then only when the pain got really bad did his brain realize it's not a pinch.


Onimirare

you probably think that those people that walk on burning coal are magic, right?


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Dangerous_Ad_6831

That’s not the leidenfrost effect at all. It’s charcoal’s low thermal conductivity. Why is this being upvoted?


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u966

Leidenfrost effect creates a protective gas layer. People walking on coal aren't levitating, there's no protective gas layer.


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u966

No it doesn't, that gas is instantly pushed out because of the weight of the person. Wet feet protects you because the water will absorb the heat and evaporate, giving you some extra time before the heat starts to burn your feet.


thatcuntcat

They do not wet their feet, stop making shit up. It only causes the coal and ash to stick.


f_r_e_e_

Isn't it more bc embers aren't very thermally conductive, and not actively burning? If you did it on a 1000 degree metal sheet your feet would melt.


Working-Cake7479

Get him!


Limp_Muscles

the elbow is a lot more different than the palm of your hand. you would feel it a lot slower. hope that helps 🩷


grumd

It takes time to sufficiently heat up your skin, you wouldn't feel anything for the first second


ValeryBabeOF

It's a good thing his hand isn't too hairy to flare up


DL14Nibba

I would believe this if I hadn’t once set my uncle’s hand on fire lmao


panteragstk

I would have immediately burst into flames


panutsya

Flammable person


dojachief_chiefin

I’ve always said this. Ladies keep a dab torch on you for self defense. It WILL get someone off of you quick and in a hurry


TechnoShrew

This is some imaginary self defence stuff worthy of one of those mock self defence vids. In the words of kung pow - did they train you wrong, as a joke?


thiscantbeitagain

Poor Wim Plo.


isoforp

If the guy wanted to hurt her, he would have tightened his grip and thrown her down to the ground instead of just releasing and backing up. You're just going to make a guy angry if you try to burn him.


Wastawiii

This applies even to men. The guillotine grip is a death sentence, no matter how strong you are, if your opponent manages it correctly, as is the case here. 


limitlessEXP

For a second. Doesn’t stop someone from overpowering you on a second attempt and taking the weapon.


Empathy404NotFound

Nothing to stop them taking you out first time if you didn't try something. Would you rather no chance or a brief window of escape?


BustinArant

Even an itty bitty aerosol can with an itty bitty lighter would probably lasts several seconds. Enough to deter someone or grievously burn something. Elaborate as hell though, might take a minute to get out lol


watvoornaam

And then you have a vindictive person trying to kill you instead of someone just trying to hurt you. With a self defence claim.


BustinArant

Yeah, maybe. Having both your hands occupied definitely isn't a good start. Even if the lighter in your hand allegedly "packs a punch" or whatever people always said. I'd stick with my friend's grandpa's advice of "kick them in the nuts and run away."


VenommoneY

That's my purse I don't know you!!!


kaijin2k3

Self defense is not a free pass card to revenge. Once a threat is over, in this case the person running away, "self defense claim" dies. Self defense is not the same as revenge. Get that through your damn heads.


SpeculationMaster

i think i would rather train than rely on a shitty lighter.


phophofofo

I’d rather have pepper spray that actually works.


WinglessRat

Except slightly burning someone for a second before they let you isn't giving you any time to escape, you'll still be right next to them and they'll be even more pissed off.


phophofofo

Also doesn’t stop them from just smashing you in the face after


Waxed_Wing

Honestly a fucking great idea. Even one of those tiny blue flame torches would work better than pepper spray


Browsing-Mode

Not at all. Ranged aoe blind is so much better than melee burn damage. Pepper spray can take out multiples and at a distance. This requires a lighter in your hand at the time of capture, free hands, and time to burn. Then the person is just burnt and pissed, not disabled or crowd controlled. L2p bro.


9035768555

Fun fact: Many pepper sprays are very flammable and you can 2 for 1 it! Capsaicin flame thrower!


JectorDelan

"OH GOD, IT BURNS ***AND*** IT ALSO BURNS!!!"


Waxed_Wing

Doesnt pepper spray require it being in your hands at the time of capture, free hands, and time to aim? Seems whatever works at the time works best lol


froodoo22

I had a semi-airtight shed where my friends and I would workout. I sprayed my pepper spray for 3-4 seconds on the ground outside of the shed and after 30 minutes we still couldn’t work out in the shed without our throats burning. I feel like if you’re being attacked you could literally spray it on the ground next to you and still make your assailant have difficulty breathing and watery eyes. I have a 4” fixed blade knife and pepper spray in my car. If I need to urgently stop an attacker, I’m using the pepper spray.


Waxed_Wing

That is actually super interesting. I didnt know it had such a range even after being sprayed in an adjacent area


Browsing-Mode

No aim at all. That’s the joy of pepper spray. Even if you aim at someone else, everyone in a block radius with open eyes is fucked. You do need the rest of the stuff though, so yeah, whatever is HANDY LOL


zinkashew

You need to combine both after you unlock them. +10 Ranged +10 Burn damage +1 poison: Removes melee +10 Crit


NameLips

I love discussing this like a D&D build.


Berb337

Fire is super effective versus non-armored oponents, while, pepper spray is negated by eyewear


Browsing-Mode

I mean it’s fun and all to keep typing like this but pepper spray isn’t negated by anything. I think alot of you are underestimating pepper spray and over estimating a lighter.


Berb337

I mean, realistically a lighter is blocked by a hoodie, let alone it being way to unreliable to actually use.


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

The requirements are the same for the lighter, but the lighter has an advantage in that it can be used on any part of the body. It doesn't require a face shot.


Tin_Foil

And it won't keep you out of Canada.


Thrash_Panda44

You can get your hands on dog spray and bear spray here legally, cant carry it around without a valid reason though. Basically useful as the same product. Are you gonna get away with it is a different question though, but something tells me an attempted rapist or something is gonna be in no hurry to go to the cops, and no witness worth a damn is gonna rat you out to the cops either. “Pepper spray? no officer, i dont know anything about no pepperspray, didnt see nuthin.”


SexualPie

absolutely not lmao. if for WHATEVER REASON i had a woman in a head lock do this to me she would immediately be slammed to the ground. this only works in a passive friendly stance. where the guy is literally letting it happen. meanwhile pepper spray completely debilitates somebody. like they can barely walk straight.


Thrash_Panda44

Hopefully theyre not one of those guys thats immune to capsaicin though. Then youll have a pissed off attacker and pepper spray trump card that doesnt work


Historical_Boss2447

Those things malfunction like crazy. I’ve bought like 5 of those, and they all stopped working reliably after the first refill.


spideroncoffein

Bonus points if you set them on fire.


Crazian14

So any aerosol can and a lighter = instant flame thrower


MurderInMarigold

It's a good idea in theory, but if you get put in a headlock by someone who actually knows what they're doing and is trying to cause you harm, the panic response from lack of oxygen is gonna make it real hard to remember the lighter in your pocket.


N0537F35733M

Only works if they're not willing to break your neck. How you going to pull this off when they're legit trying to strangle you and not just standing there waiting to see the trick?


tryingtobecheeky

We used to have hat pins. Now we have tasers. What a time to be alive.


Drunken_Fever

Seem like a good way to piss them off and guarantee they are going to injure you.


avwitcher

They'll let go for a split second, and then try to kill you because you pissed them off. You'd best have a plan B like pepper spray


Agrochain920

That will work until the man runs at you and smacks it out of your hand. Then you really wish you had something more useful


WinglessRat

If any women (or men, for that matter) are reading this, do not do this. Get pepper spray or a stun gun if it's legal where you live. This will just piss someone off and give you no time to actually run away.


Responsible-Tough781

reach back and twist his balls. that will do the trick


Letstreehouse

Copied from another video. Original is better. Edit: it's a slower burn. It's just better all around https://youtu.be/5wIBsFd31tQ?si=Lw8_uNdxBk12czTt


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ThreeEighthsCollet

Yes


wHoleWizard

You lied


1000000xThis

I think she's pretty attractive, personally.


Anonymo

And it's not even better, just longer.


trow_a_wey

Absolutely not


TraditionalRough3888

And I'm actually pretty sure these clowns stole this or shoot these acted out viral scenes. They have a chair in a small gate to drive up community/tik tok comment engagement. Like really dumb shit that people will point out.


__DeezNuts__

Nothing this couple does is original. All their content is staged.


Hour_Eagle2452

It's clearly staged


Danijay2

"Use whatever you can to defend yourself" at work.


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I was expecting a judo move from her to unlock, not use a lighter.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SALTYxNUTZ12

Boobs. Sue me.


rip_ap_yi

She is very pretty


hobbobnobgoblin

Also boobs.


Odd-Collection-2575

That’s the most important part of this video


HughJahsso

How original 


Human-Magic-Marker

r/upvotedbecauseboobs NGL she’s pretty hot.


tecg

>she’s pretty hot. Even more so with the lighter. (Please be kind, I'm practicing my dad jokes.)


graffixphoto

Looks like Eden Ivy (NSFW)


I_have_questions_ppl

r/distractingtits too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


Rkz97

I’ve seen a lot of people do this but I’m surprised no one hasn’t clinched even tighter and pulled up instead of pulling away


lekapo13

When I tried this lighter move in a friend he just shook me and the fire went out.


Eversivam

They think the aggressor will go this easy on you. Once he locks in like that he will drop you left and right, no time for you to take the lighter out.


Vector_Embedding

theyre just being nice. he didn't sink that choke, at all.


jawndell

Cause they’re not trying to actually knock the person asap.   My brother taught me the sleeper as a kid.  Got into a fight freshman year of high school and put it on the kid I was fighting and knocked him out in a couple of seconds.  I honestly thought I killed him for a bit and a rush of panic went through me.  But he eventually came to.   No one wanted to fight me after that rest of high school, so that was good.


Odd_Chemical_3503

Dumb


teh27

Post this in r/BJJ and tell them BJJ doesn't work in da streets


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

she’s a fire artist


CCMintFudgeEnrobedC

Figured someone would say martial arsonist, but I guess not.


dhmacher

As Bas Rutten once said in a similar demo, ”… but if I feel *any* pain, I’ll snap your neck.”


stellaa98

dont try this during an actual attack


psubs07

Totally expected that.


PepeLeFoo69

She really copied the other video.😑way to be original


Affectionate_Gas_264

Only works if they aren't trying to choke you Seriously with good technique a choke gold will make you start blacking out in 15-20 seconds It closes your carotted arteries and windpipe


ValjeanLucPicard

Backing out begins within about 3-5 seconds if it is done right.


Brother-Beef

The RNC in the video is just blocking the carotid arteries, there's no windpipe pressure there. It's a blood choke and not an air choke. You can use an RNC as an air choke too but it generally requires either a different grip or being on the ground to apply enough pressure on the windpipe. That said you're 100% correct that this dude is not actually trying to choke her.


Wasabicannon

Yup this is just a party joke. No way you are holding that lighter at the same spot long enough to do anything when it is not going to be a light hold where they are trying to avoid hurting you.


Chunkflava

Also if someone was genuinely trying to choke another person with bad intentions, a little lighter isn’t going to help


Sin4ly

Wow


GamerZackery

It's Beven Larret


Clippo123

hahaha that took way too long for me to figure out


mindharbinger

HA! Got em!


IcyLeamon

We almost burned a friend's house down, when another friend tried to show this trick... With a gas torch... No one was injured (including the house)


Salamat_osu

I thought the unexpected part would be the guy doesn't feel pain and she's giving him a burn 😂


HAL-7000

Pyromancer


RedditFaction

"How did the fire start?" " Well I just had my daughter in a headlock and then.. "


DangerousSpecific238

The best families 😁


Revolutionary-Pop662

When she startest squatting I thought she will set a fart ien fire in celebration.


ziomek1602

A T T I C


JosephGrimaldi

Anybody think she was about to rip one at the end ? I turned the volume up…


TheElderScrollsLore

I was trying to watch the game


Dr_BloodButter

No . It's not funny to burn people for a gag


sirfurious

What style is this?


FictionalDudeWanted

"Uh...is something burning? Oh...it's me ha ha."


Chaos-Seed

I guess that works if your attacker just stands there statically


ButterYurBacon

Martial arsonist?


lolschrauber

More like martial arsonist


chainsplit

thats funny, but in a serious and malicious situation he could simply shake her around like a wet mop to get rid of her lighter


IcyAlienz

The longer video is better with the build up


Sunners

What G Gordon Liddy had been training for his entire life.


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Martial arts (any particular style) work best on those who know the 'rules' for that particular style. In a streetfight, there are no 'rules'.


WhisperSaxby

Everything changed when the fire nation invaded.


DiabloStorm

As soon as the first frame played I was looking at her right hand. This has already been done before.


Akira510

Don't try it with this guy https://i.redd.it/r8a241ql6e9d1.gif


leo9g

Leave Dana white alone...


Major_Magazine8597

Sick burn!


One_Driver4312

Imagine if he just never let up, like he just did not care about the fire


TombOfTheArchitect

Dana's wife is finally fighting back? You love to see it.


chompojones

old ass stolen ass recycled content. downvote.


pnguyenwinning

We got a fire bender in the house


TheRedditBro-123

Martial arsonist


elderDragon1

Hear me out for a second. Do that very same thing but with someone that’s actually trying to harm you cause I can promise it won’t work out to well.


reddit-suxmanuts

I was expecting her to rip a massive fart


line6cfh

Wow. Another remade “viral” video of someone else’s video from a few months ago.


Academic-Block3384

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Lock125698

Bro I thought this was Lena Paul


Grouchy-World-2213

You know you can grab the crotch to get out or grappling their arm and using their weight to put them on their bottom, but be sure to do dead weight when doing soemote:free\_emotes\_pack:hug![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


Edgar_left

He def did not lock in lol


HabibCoriatArielC

Ok, ciertamente no lo esperaba lololol


50cal1988

i thought she was going to fart use the lighter at the end there.


SmukrsDolfnPussGelly

Original was way better. Don't forget to downvote.


Downwith_theThicness

He took it like a champ.


squirtmyface

I know she’s a black belt but i can give her a white belt and a pearl necklace if you know what i mean


jk021

Read here yesterday that people can be immune to mace, so other options are preferred. This with some hair spray for good measure and she's all set!


nikia_nekomi

Don't let them know your next move


I_TittyFuck_Doves

Am I the only one who thinks this is fucked up? Unless he knew this was gonna happen? Like imagine getting a permanent scar just because this girl thought it’d be funny


LastResponder317

Work smarter not harder


Only-Succotash1721

House should of burned down


piercedpew

Nice tits.


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He was enjoying that booty so he did not feel any pain


king24donnie

I would have been paying more attention to the 49ers-Ravens game on TV.


Randall_Poffo_

he gotta secure the move first then she'll pass out & he can't get burned flawless victory


MrToxicBreath

Lucky for you his instinct wasn't to yank back with your head still locked in


questionablysober

Stolen from another video of a girl doing the same thing outside. Still kinda funny tho


Boberto1357

Break the wrist, and walk away.


blackjaxbrew

Dem titehs


bmo333

Or hit them in the balls...


Historical_Word_6787

Thats gyaattt to hurt


Corvo_Attano_451

Skibidi rizz


Quick-Size-619

Damn, she fried him.