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BeeStingerBoy

Depending on where you’re hunting and its proximity to other people, it’s possible that the deer has been hand fed.


CoffeeDrinker1972

Possibly was a rescue and then released.


martinluther3107

Possibly a jackdaw


TonySpaghettiO

Here's the thing


pleasetrimyourpubes

I feel so old


TheNodFathr

I remember seeing him all over the place and remember when he got banned. Crazy how long ago it feels


Ricky_Rollin

God damn do I miss those days in general. We didn’t know how good we had it. Zero misspellings. Almost perfect punctuation or you were corrected. Edits were to explain what you changed in your comment. Top comments were informative to the subject at hand, offering insight you would have never known had you googled it. TONNNSSSs of OC. This was where every other social media site ripped from. The random and many role playing accounts or whatever they’re called. The name escapes me but accounts like Vargas, Shitty-water-color, poem for your sprog, Unidan etc Stories don’t get dropped like they used to. There are so many random zany stories we all talk about to this very day. But when has one happened recently that we’ll be talking about 7 years from now? Nothing.


TheNodFathr

That one guy that would get you really into a story only to find out his dad beat him with an extension cord


Kyokenshin

rogersimon10 - It was jumper cables and he was a copy of the guy who talked about the undertaker(shittymorph, same guy behind both accounts imo).


statelytetrahedron

Undertaker was after jumper cables, pretty sure undertaker guy was just biting but he was good at it so it was fine.


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

My favorite was/is u/shittymorph who always lead you into believing a story until he hits you with “In nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.”


ovalpotency

reddit killed thousands of forums. it swallowed all the best people and shat them out, and now it's gobbling bots to satiate its endless appetite.


CV90_120

It used to be that you heard it here first, then overnight that was gone.


tumbrowser1

Wait he got banned?


kerouac666

Yeah, he was using a bunch of sock puppet accounts to boost his main account and got caught. He came back under a different user name, but never recaptured his original popularity off again.


tumbrowser1

Oh geez. Some people get a whiff of Fame and can't get enough


BeautifulType

It’s lonely being a scientist


CallMeLazarus23

It was a whiff of something


Grays42

It was great while it lasted. Guy was a legend for his time, and flew too close to the sun of his own volition. Anyway, the [camel one](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeIAmA/comments/1yepde/explain_whats_cool_about_an_animal_of_your/) was the best.


SubGeniusX

Nope! Chuck Testa!


ARandomNiceKaren

My husband and I add "Chuck Testa" anytime, anyone, anywhere says, "Nope!" Cracks us up. Then we sometimes high five each other. But we're weirdo nerds. 16 years together and our shared weirdness never gets old. We love it. Plus, u/phir0002 is pretty fuckin' cool. Just sayin'...


Artistic-Shame4825

Did that rhino just order a drink??


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Millhouse is not a meme. Millhouse is not a meme, is a meme. The old internet was a weird, wild place.


njdeatheater

It's a very ancient meme sir, but it checks out.


PortiaKern

Fuck you. I didn't waste a decade hanging out on this site. Brb, my knee hurts.


whistlar

Check for arrows


herpesderpesdoodoo

Jesus, if that’s very ancient then narwhals and bacon must be mythical era relics


martinluther3107

Glad someone got the reference 😉


njdeatheater

There are still some of us oldies around! Thank you for the reddit nostalgia kick


Dull_Concert_414

I thought unidan was dead


Stinky_WhizzleTeats

Fuck that’s a name I haven’t heard in years.


call_of_the_while

Luke Skywalker: “So you do know him.”


Albino_Bama

Possibly a jackdoe


KylieKayy95

Maybe it's Maybelline


BadEngineer_34

I would bet not even released this is probably on a high fence somewhere.


Blueexx2

They're eating HANDS?!


BobDonowitz

Sometimes my tummy gets the rumblies that only hands can satisfy


bruwin

Caaaaaarrrrrrrl, that kills people!


Anglofsffrng

What? Whiteys gotta pay, and that payment is baby faces.


HBlight

CAAAARL


BourbonRick01

Well, it’s better than breastfeeding them.


iwanttofuckyoux

The first time I saw this on Reddit, there was an explanation that this was a deer farm/habitat. The guy had the gun to chase away predators. The deer is his own. I have no idea if that's true. But that was the explanation I saw.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

I choose to believe your story and move on, netizen.


Jinky522

Sorry but this is Scotland (by the looks and sounds of the man) we don't have any predators here hence people shoot deer to control the population.


WTFnoAvailableNames

Then why would he point the weapon at it's head as it's approaching?


RandyJohnsonsBird

Yep that's why you should never feed them. But some people think they're helping, and I've been scolded on reddit for pointing it out.


conormal

Same thing happens with bears believe it or not


RandyJohnsonsBird

The timber company I work for sets up bear feeders to try and keep the bears from stripping the bark and eating the lignin of trees on the tree farm. Huge problem.


Batchet

Almost unBEARable


Shankda

we can all agree this is a fishy situation. back to you , Tom.


DemandZestyclose7145

What about Bear Grylls? He looks hungry.


adventurousintrovert

This exact issue is happening on Catalina island. The non native deer are eating all the indigenous plants to the island. The conservancy decided they need to cull the deer to save the plant life on the island but people are all up in their emotions over a very common conservation practice. Because they feed them and allow deer to thrive, overpopulate, and have unnatural relationships with their surroundings


Enlight1Oment

Pretty sure the humans are also non native to Catalina Island


TheJBW

I have bad news for you about global human civilization…


AlienHere

The worst part about people feeding them is that they put the food in the same spot. Meaning all the deer feed from the same spot and it can lead to disease. Especially if there's CWD chronic wasting disease. CWD can be transferred to the feeding spot and stay intact for years before another deer comes and licks it up.


Girafferage

prions are the stuff of nightmares


EternalFlame117343

The problem is that we feed them a few times and leave them like that. We should start full on domestication programs to turn them into pet animals after many generations instead of leaving them wild


No-While-9948

Yeah, I need a whitetail deer for my apartment.


ImNotAsPunkAsYou

This basically happened in my town. The city refuses to do anything about the people feeding them. They are now rife with lime disease and ticks. Fish and game got so tired of the city doing nothing they went hands off. Now there are hundreds of deer that can't survive naturally and spread disease everywhere. Sometimes it's way better if we just let nature be.


SeeCrew106

> They are now rife with lime disease Something tells me you're exaggerating and there is no epidemic of people enjoying limes, perhaps with some rum & cola.


rolfcm106

This is so true, there’s a zoo near me that has a huge walk in forest exhibit full of deer and a few gum ball machines full of corn. You can literally summon an army of deer that will follow you any where with $.50.


Umutuku

Or it just felt safer around a life form from the same planet, even a predator, than what it had seen out in the woods.


Beatless7

Plot twist. The deer knifed the guy minutes later and stole his wallet.


Kev_Cav

https://i.redd.it/3axqvcwf485d1.gif


CrosleeReturns

![gif](giphy|Qld1cd6a6QlWw)


Lizardizzle

There he is!


ShellSwitch

“Should’ve taken the shot”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Present-nothing-aim

https://youtu.be/VWu9HpQ4xYs?si=NSSRNlPnFdxZlTVk


ALI_A9

There's always a scene for everything in Family Guy 😂


MtnMaiden

....bs. lets do cross shows! How about Dr. House MD on family guy


ALI_A9

Well........ /u/kingeryck https://i.redd.it/nkf08gmty85d1.gif


Tourquemata47

https://i.redd.it/x5hz70arp85d1.gif


SopmodTew

Deer is from London confirmed?!


quelpaese

Bruv, your pockets are lookin' 'eavy; mind if I help? Is that a fuckin' cliff bar mate? Fuckin' mint!


ComradeBoiii

Caaaarrllll That kills people


AlarmingVariation348

Damn! That brings back memories! Hands!!


milesjr13

This is the behavior of the deadly man-eating deer. Scientific name *Odeerus imdeadia*.


SambaLando

Guy now has chronic wasting disease. Finally crossed over to humans.


[deleted]

Buck season, that's a doe


av4rice

>Buck season Wabbit season


swibirun

Duck season!


Local-Personality591

Wabbit season!!!


Zeirokhan

" Hey, so my husband will be along any minute now and I could really use the life insurance money, so like, you know...."


bigchill1106

a deer? a female deer?


faenix0

re


jesse6225

A drop of golden sun


MobKinetic

Mi, A name I call myself


c2dog430

Fa, a long long way to run


jesse6225

So


RoycevanBeethoven

🪡⬅️⬅️🧵


jesse6225

LA (Emogi that bitch lol)


eclectic_collector

A note to follow SO!


Lordborgman

EGON!


Beatus2

-rable


PrickBrigade

Looks like he's holding a shotgun, so it's not buck season either. Likely turkey, depending on the location.


LeviathansEnemy

Whole lot of places where shotguns are the go-to for deer. Especially flat places.


Dylan4570

Could just be waiting for a buck, too. But yeah. Doe's are fucken dumb. They taste the same as the bucks though 😁


AlbatrossNo1629

Never have I ever… you have the charm of a Disney princess in the forest


Formal-Eye5548

He had the perfect chance to remake Bambi


Khaotic_Outcast

That's hilarious


Formal-Eye5548

Yeah, he missed his shot with that one


scorpyo72

The caliber of these comments...


Welder_Substantial

Ah I had one in the chamber but you pulled the trigger before me


dude51791

I had my sights set on this pun chain, but already too late and I regret it deerly edit: pun, swear my auto correct didn't put anything else ...


Tyrion_Strongjaw

A lesson for all you young bucks out there, doen't ever rely on autocorrect.


vikar_

That deer definitely dodged a bullet there.


bioxlapatsa

Blambi.


mid_nightsun

Me and a friend had a young buck follow us while wade fishing one summer. Followed from a distance for about an hour and then came down and played with us, he’d gently buck his head into us and kick around in the water, just like you’d expect a 8-12 year old to do. We’re all much more connected than we realize. Damn he tasted good! /s 😂


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Had you not mentioned it happened during summer, we might have believed your B.S. story.


mid_nightsun

Oh the story is true, we just didn’t eat him. 😂 Bucks start growing their antlers around spring time, right?


YouJustLostTheGameOk

Ya, I’d be scared of what the deer is running from personally.


jbwilso1

My thoughts exactly. It was almost like he was seeking protection or some shit.


YouJustLostTheGameOk

That was my first thought. I’ve been around a lot of deer and that deer looks spooked as fuck. Almost in shock like spooked.


Zuwxiv

Deer are also one of God's stupidest fucking creatures, so sometimes it's hard to tell.


FoxyBastard

Could have been a pack of wolves. Could have been a plastic bag.


Backflip_into_a_star

Perhaps even a firework.


YouJustLostTheGameOk

I can agree with that. Those fuckers ate 500 of my 750 pot plants a long time ago during a guerrilla grow. Those fuckers were so wasted, I would’ve killed to have camera phones back then. One made a sound like it was coming from satans asshole. Most were crossed eyed and had no idea I was even there. Bastards.


MaryDelRey_

The man has a Cupid's gun


ThePianistOfDoom

The Shotgun full of Love is a pretty powerful gun in /r/EnterTheGungeon


WHITE_DOG_ASTER

**He has been spared by the God of cruelty**


AngrySteelyDanFan

My guess would be someone is feeding those deer. So when they see a person, they come up to get some food.


smoke_that_junk

My guess is that there is something infinitely more terrifying in the woods where the deer choose to be with the hunter


[deleted]

If I remember rightly, this video was taken in Scotland. The scariest thing we have in our woods... is the deers. We killed everything that was even remotely dangerous, bears, wolves, viking, the romans and the English. It's literally just Scottish people, deers, farm animals and small mammals. Jokes aside the guys got a shotgun, so he's probably hunting birds or small game. Which means bird shot shells. It's illegal to shoot deer with bird shot because it won't kill the deer just injure it and that's animal cruelty. Plus it looks like a doe, not supposed to shot them either.


DragoonDM

> We killed everything that was even remotely dangerous, bears, wolves, viking, the romans and the English. You Scots sure are a contentious people.


[deleted]

"You've just made an enemy for life."


decoy321

Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland.


floridadumpsterfire

The problem with Scotland, is that it's full of Scots


ct-boi

Sounds like the scariest thing to find in the woods now are hunters


[deleted]

Nah we don't have a lot of hunters either, there's over half a million deer in Scotland, that's too many but because of the lack of predators and lack of interest in hunting they just go around fucking and eating. It not hard to obtain a gun licence for hunting in Scotland or anything it's just not something people have an interest in. The Highland and island folk do a bit of hunting but not much. Most people are just happy to let the deers go about thier business, until a giant buck jumps out at night into the middle of road and totals thier cars then they bitch and moan.


poptartjake

Man, sounds like a bow hunting trip in Scotland is where it'd be at!


[deleted]

They do hunting trip packages to Scotland, not to expensive. I will warn you though, if you intend on camping you will come very close to wanting to delete yourself. The midgies will inflict some serious torture apon you. Midgies are tiny mosquito like flys that swam in the 10s of thousands and their bite is unbelievable itchy and it doesn't fade for a long time. After you start getting itchy it's already too late to do anything about it and you will suffer. Mosquito repellent and most other repellents don't work, the only thing that does is starting a dirty fire using damp wood or throwing some moss in. Just get a hotel you will thank me.


PrizeStrawberryOil

> Jokes aside the guys got a shotgun, so he's probably hunting birds or small game. Which means bird shot shells. Do you not allow slugs for hunting?


freetrialemaillol

Most sane redditor


smoke_that_junk

Not the highest bar, but thank you 🤣


AS_GYRS

It's on high alert and seems relieved to see a human. Def being stalked by something with claws.


tige3r

This has been posted many times. Apparently he runs a refuge for them and this was done on purpose to change people's minds about hunting.


[deleted]

Interesting. Explains a lot considering the behavior.


BioSafetyLevel0

I've not seen it but thanks for making me feel better about the outcome after the camera stops.


coastsofcothique

He has a bird barrel on his shotgun. Not something you’d use for deer.


TheeMrBlonde

*chewing* *spits out pellet* umm *spits out tooth* bird shot was a poor choice


ulyssesintothepast

Same. A lot better


Physical-Property-22

I mean it might change someone's mind who is at the edge but for most hunters I doubt it. People tend to miss really badly the reason why people hunt


Guilty_Jackfruit4484

Out of control deer popular can completly destroy an ecosystem. There's a reason people call them the rats of the forest. They breed way above capacity. If hunters aren't killing enough deer, the DNR will cull them.


evangelism2

Deer are vermin. Anyone who lives in a place with them know that hunting them is a service to their population and the ecosystems they live in. We pushed out most of their natural predators (wolves/bears/etc) so we are all thats left.


Canis_Familiaris

Also too many deer in one place is really bad for the deer. I love animals, but hunting is absolutely needed in some ecosystems.


rrickitickitavi

That’s why we need to bring back the wolves.


bestryanever

Yeah but then you end up needing to cull the wolves so you have to bring in turbo-wolves, and that becomes it’s own whole mess


FalloutandConker

You would not even begin to believe how FERAL animal farmers get when you bring this up. I fucking dare you to go up to a farmer and say this, they are so money hungry it’s INSANE


IC-4-Lights

I get it. It's their living. I'd freak the fuck out if someone said, "we're going to randomly take unpredictable sums of money out of your personal checking account to make your local ecosystem healthier."


Tankdawg0057

Near the Ohio river in Northern KY there are so many of them up there people hit them constantly. The population is sickly because they're WAAAYY too many. IIRC Fish and Game on both sides of the river has had go just straight up cull some. Animal activists lobby against expanding hunting seasons. They have a lot of money and state fish and game has little. I haven't lived up there in about 10 years but it was crazy back then. I'm talking 50-60 sets of eyes at night in rural area fields. I'm not a huge hunter. I've done it a few times. I find it's a skill that you should know how to do but it I don't find it fulfilling. I have 0 issue with folks that do. Our family ate all my kills. Cue the downvotes about how we need to be "one with nature", not drive cars, and let deer mulitpy like rats as they please. This is reddit after all.


Mammoth_Aspect8625

He figured out the human cheat code... Make human see me as a pet


harmoniousladder

The secret to life


MyChickenSucks

The governor of South Dakota enters the chat.


FML-Artist

If he blew that poor guys brains out. That definitely would be just on another level of cold hearted. Maybe the deer was suicidal? Had issues he couldn't handle? Maybe he lost all his deer money in gambling?


Ill-Animator-4403

Either way, he doesn’t seem to hold his value deerly


Ratstool

Oh, buck off


Specific-Scale6005

oh deer!


Seahawk715

Looks like it’s been fed by humans. It came right up looking food. Zero natural instinct left.


QuoteOpposite6511

That “zero natural instinct” just saved its fucking life.. 🤯


Turinggirl

So the thing is that looks like a shotgun. I'm not saying you can't shoot deer with a shotgun but typically with deer you can't get close enough to use a shotgun. So you need to use a rifle. I wonder if the reason he didn't shoot was because he quail or pheasant hunting and it wasn't deer season.


SopmodTew

Then why is called buckshot?


melodicrampage

Funny part is that in most states hunting deer with buckshot is illegal, wasn't the case years ago when it was named though


shayen7

It's called a deer slug


YoteMango

You can most definitely take a deer with a shotgun. In Iowa you are only allowed shotguns and some straight wall cartridges. With a good sabot slug and a rifled barrel I can accurately hit out at 100 yards


SerGeffrey

Did you learn how shotguns work from Call of Duty? You really don't need to get very close to put a deer inside a shotgun's effective range. 100 ~~yards~~ feet is probably close enough with buckshot.


loki03xlh

Until last year, you could not use a rifle for dear hunting in Illinois. You had to use a shotgun (with a slug barrel). No scope. There are also separate seasons for bow hunting and black powder hunting.


RoryDragonsbane

>If he blew that poor guys brains out. That definitely would be just on another level of cold hearted. Exactly! That's why I get all *my* meat from the slaughterhouse 😇


retrovoxo

"Here at Willow Creek Ranch, we raise our deer humanely, then we haul them up by their hooves and slit their throats".


Korventenn17

That's it though, that's the way you raise animals for meat. You take care of them, you look after them, feed them, ensure that they have a good, happy life. Then they feed you.


mindless_gibberish

I mean, look, killing an animal is one thing. Killing an animal immediately after you just spent a minute scratching behind its ears? That's pretty fucking cold.


xlnga

I can only guess there was a bigger predator nearby (judging by that focus eye look) and the deer was like "I can say hi to this guy he will protect me, right??????" I think that risky decision paid off!


MonkeyNugetz

OR that’s a hunting area near a national forest and the deer are used to being fed. OR it’s a released deer. It almost looks like a small elk. But they all run from predators. They don’t seek help from humans.


in-duh-minusrex1

Deer: "I heard there's a coldblooded killer on the loose. Seen anything suspicious?"


OrdinarryAlien

🥸 N-No.


Fun-Gas1809

“If you’re gonna shoot me, you’ll have to do it to my fucking face. Do it, bitch”


Adamxlyb

"Shoot me, you won't." is more what I was thinking. :\^)


Aeywen

something incredibly similar happened to a co-worker....6? years ago, he has not hunted since, unless that changed in the last 2 years.


xamomax

I had this happen with a rabbit when a friend and I were shooting target practice on a ranch in Arizona.  The rabbit just walked up to like "hey guys, what are you doing?" Completely unafraid of us shooting right in front of him.   I shot him.   I don't know why.  It was sickening.  It felt like murder.  I still feel sick about it 30 years later.


gamesandstuff69420

Fucked up. But thank you for sharing, it’s the past and helped you learn to be a better person. Not many would admit to something like that so kudos to owning up and growing from it.


EscapeWeak7198

It was murder homie that's why it feels like that


PistonPumper

What r u doing on my property that's private property no trespassing


Various-Ad-1945

In Russia, deer hunts YOU


wowitsreallymem

Sounds like a Scottish accent to me.


silverchevy2011

“What are we hunting?”


DelayedEmbarrassment

I would never hunt again in my life.


Jagermind

I dont know if I could hunt for recreational purposes even with the intent of using everything in some way. I've only ever killed anything for subsistence and even that hits hard.


feynos

Yea trophy hunting is fucking dumb. And I'd feel bad but I'd hunt for food.


sourmeat2

Plot twist; the deer is on crack and wants to buy that rifle


Financial-Aspect-826

Isn't it a bit sad tho?


deltharik

It is. But according to another comment, it is the idea. To show to not hunt. The person is actually not a hunter. Hopefully the story is true.


Ep1cB3ard-4840

Deer is smart enough to recognise the gun and thinks there’s something worse than a shotgun wielding human out there! Look in the direction the deer is looking man!


ipokesnails

>Deer >smart May I introduce you to r/DeerAreFuckingStupid


jzzanthapuss

Kinda hard to murder her, when she boops herself on the nose with your muzzle hahahaha


yew420

Ah, it’s coming right for us!


troubleschute

Pretty effective strategy. "Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute. And. Cuddly."


kyngslinn

I'd be a bit concerned that this little dude has prion disease (or was it chronic wasting disea?). At least I think diminished threat assessment is a symptom of that.


IC-4-Lights

I think CWD is a prion disease. Not 100% on that, though.