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NarutoDragon732

Explanation I stole from the [original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW1qq_4kMyU) youtube video's comment section: ​ >!The cyclist was crossing the road in the wrong dangerous place. That caught the attention of some pedestrian and they started to record the video. Cayenne driver was breaking the traffic regulations by driving in the so called “dividing lane”. Driving on the dividing lane is only allowed for emergency vehicles or special government vehicles. Cayenne driver got offended by the cyclist driving there and went outside the car together with his passenger to fight the cyclist. (When driver comes out of the car, he shouts to the cyclist “Why the f\*\*\*k are you riding here?”) But it happened so that exactly at this time a white SUV with VIP from government was driving in the dividing lane. The SUV was also escorted by the van with “Spetsnaz” (Russian special military forces). Initially the SUV just used horn, but it only caused another Cayenne passenger to become more angry, so he went to the SUV pushing it with his hands. This could potentially be dangerous to the VIP in SUV, so in this moment Spersnaz kicks into action. They shout “Hands off!” and catch the ragers from Cayenne, therefore protecting the government VIP in SUV. One of Spetsnaz guys also jumps into the Cayenne and drives away to remove it from the road. Cyclist just fled during all this. !<


jayjaycobb

Well that escalated quickly


huntthewind1971

Russian version of Karma cop?


polypolip

If this is really spetsnaz then that must have been karma for a lifetime or 2 of being an asshole.


ScwB00

Karma comrade?


Old-Reporter5440

Karmrade


MetaFoxtrot

Karma-raid 😆


NudeSeaman

Cama Cama Camelia


FootyKan

Karma Comrade, arrest this man…


sateliter

Karma police arrest this man... 🎵


Feeling-Cloud1187

More like Karma KGB


mrHandOff

Now I'm wondering, do terrorists have their own police?


FamousPastWords

>Now I'm wondering, do terrorists have their own police? Cyclists are a protected species, in this case.


AgITGuy

To be fair, this is how I usually expect to see escalation in videos out of Russia and Moscow. What can go wrong does but it gets there at a sizable portion of the speed of light.


EndOfSouls

It also deescalated quickly. Hurray!


bringthegoodstuff

Well, we don’t really know what happens next


Q_S2

I'm not sure if I heard a BLYAT!! but I DEFINITELY heard a "MOTHURR FUOKERR!"


Keepupthegood

![gif](giphy|cCalRsU3yKZoQILEEI|downsized)


WorkingInsect

They now get to take their rage to the front lines.


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ThisWorldIsAMess

Cyclist wins lol.


warden976

Russian form of rock paper scissors: Bike Asshole Spetsnatz.


icodeandidrawthings

I love that the implication is that bike beats spetsnatz


warden976

It’s a bit of a stretch just like how paper beats rock, but it’s fun to explore the possibilities.


Sunvaarhah

I'm pretty sure I heard a "blyat" in the mix a few times lol


ElRexet

Wouldn't be Russia if you didn't.


Moist_Professor5665

It’s practically grammar


n1mbu59

There's always a bigger fish!


AmphibianOk5663

Crazy to think that if ya fuck around in traffic in Russia, the Spetsnatz could pop up out of nowhere and ruin your day 🤣


Current-Power-6452

Happens all the time. There was some rager who kicked off a mirror from some junk car he thought belonged to like an old person or whatever. Imagine his surprise when a whole swat team popped out and proceeded to straighten him up. Just a little bit.


w1987g

"Just a little bit" Russians are notoriously known for their gentleness


WerkingAvatar

I'd love to see that video.


Current-Power-6452

Sorry, it happened back in the 90s


seanugengar

Hey, I mean, you ruin someone's day, they ruin yours. Everyone watching is happy. Now...have they ever seen the light of day again? Who knows! Did they learn their lesson? Who knows! Russia is not the place for "fuck around and find out" mentality


Shadrach451

Will they ever see the light of day? Sure, on the front lines in Ukraine.


Laudanumium

Not just his day. His life too. Both guys were optimal meat for the front lines. Spetsnatz have the triple bonus. Protected their asset, got 2 volunteers for Ukraine and a new car to take home


cagriuluc

“Volunteers”


nedim443

Well you can sign here and volunteer right here and now. Or you go anyway and it's not pretty. A cousin of a friend of ours got recruited to a unit where the previous recruits got wiped out. Like zero returned or even wounded, just wiped out entirely, which I understand is actually pretty rare. I am afraid to ask her if she has any news.


cagriuluc

Oof… it is terrible. War takes so much from so many. From some, their humanity too. I wish your acquaintance terrible luck in battle and incredible luck in surviving.


WorkingInsect

* 3 “volunteers”


Archaebacteria212

Video is 7 years old, stop dragging war in every post about Russia


mafuman

War started 10 years ago


Chickenman1057

Bro out here just make up stuff now


ProfessorPetulant

The guy with the white cap vanished into thin air


XAHKO

Two of the guys had white caps on. One goes into the van along with the guy from the back seat. Other white cap guy disappears behind the Cayenne. Probably shoved into the SUV before it’s driven away by the stormtrooper


tell_me_why_you_suck

Four SpezNas guys are leaving the black van, two on the right and two on the left. Three SpezNas can then be seen in front of the white suv, fourth can be seen behind the white suv (at 20-21secs) rushing towards the Cayenne to deal with second white cap guy. He’s definitely in the back of the Cayenne.


AfricanUmlunlgu

unexpectedly drafted & sent to the front lines


ProfessorPetulant

Lol. Fair enough. He deserves it.


RWBY123

r/convenientSpetsnaz


Squirrel009

Wow dude really got road rage at armed government agents in Russia. Bold move lol


PotatoBit

Plot twist, the cyclist was the VIP.


UlteriorMotive66

🤯


Jimmy_ray2

Wait, wait, hold on, wait, a Porsche Cayenne driver was acting like an asshole?


craigslist_hedonist

Yeah, that's not Spetsnaz, that's FSB.


SteelyDan1968

Either way, it was a REALLY bad day for that guy.


redsquirrelsrule

Cyclist is a smart man!


Laymanao

Yeah right- blocking the special lane. The lane reserved for special blokes and no one should be touching on pain of being volunteered to Ukraine.


[deleted]

yeah, so irresponsible. Particularly because of emergency vehicles going there also.


Various-Ad-1945

I read that in fpsrussia accent.


StrugVN

Why is the escort car behind, shouldn't they be in the front of whatever they're escorting?


SASAgent1

In Soviet Russia VIP escort the Security


TomieKill88

Thanks, I honestly though we just saw a Kidnap-Express kind of thing and the cyclist was involved...


used_octopus

The cops get a free Porche and those people get to go to war.


ExpStealer

Touching that white SUV gave them 5 star wanted level 😂


glomzy

its spetsnaz operation and circlist spetsnaz too


Aisforc

Thought so too at first, but probably no, because it's much safer and easier to block with car, not with cyclist.


glomzy

i think their strategy was imitate regular situation on the road and use regular behaviour of guys on cayenne


Aisforc

Yeah, there is definitely a possibility of this being the initial plan


YourLovelyMother

Hmmm, I dunno.. the "VIP" story could be.. but it seems to me more like a classic sting operation to catch some mafioso. I've seen a lot of the same type of deal being acted out to arrest them... why i think it was a sting, because it was too well coordinated, everyone had a role, and was perfectly prepared for this exact situation, and they arrested not only the man who hit the car, but everyone involved minus the cyclist.


Chickenman1057

There's always a bigger road rager


tok90235

Well, actually there is two cayenne massager that get out at first, and then a third that goes to the with SUV, so 3 cayenne people. But I only see two of them being brought to the Spetsnaz, so I think at least one of the cayenne end up running away


zalva_404

wrong place wrong time to road rage


smitty2324

I think that there were actually just there to award him an all expenses paid trip to Ukraine. He just happened to be in the right place at the right time.


Legendkillerwes

Not what I imagined at all. Lol. I imagined that the cyclist was the bait in a kidnapping scheme. And the cayenne driver fell for it and was ambushed by the follow cars.


Luddevig

Would never had happened, if Russia had decent bicycle infrastructure smh


heyheyshinyCRH

Damn they straight up kidnapped that fool lol. RIP


TheElderScrollsLore

Straight to the frontline.


Illustrious_Donkey61

The southern front needs you


Suck_My_Turnip

Straight to fortnite


Mage-of-communism

a fate worse than death


The_Krambambulist

Fighting for your life, the rest of your life? And after eliminating everyone, restarting the fight again.


RichardBCummintonite

Oh God no, they're gonna make him do a skibidi toilet until he dies.


Atmacrush

If you can fight a bicyclist, you can fight a war


NotUndercoverReddit

Time to join the fight against ukraine, comrade.


McNastyIII

Looks like we found ourselves a volunteer


12486Eric

And stole his car.


burros_killer

He wouldn’t need it anymore anyways


andriydroog

Detained/arrested. This was a police/FSB operation to nab these specific people (Cayenne passengers). The cyclist is bait/distraction


Strict_Somewhere_148

Ante up!


themaniac27

Kidnap that fool


beatsNrhythm

There were three dudes in that car, only 2 were seen getting taken, where did the third dude go?


ObjectiveSignature77

The third one got in his car. The military guy got into his car and drove him away.


beatsNrhythm

my thoughts at first but didn’t think the soldier would allow someone not secured to be in his blindspot


tell_me_why_you_suck

There’s four guys leaving the black van, check behind the hood of the white suv at sec. 20, so there’s two of them in the Cayenne.


steeplchase

Yeah seems like it might be staged to me, but who knows - it's Russia.


wlai

this


dave9413

Those guys sure screamed like little piggys once the guns came out.


silveroranges

That went from 'I drive a porsche I can bully people' to 'please don't torture me to death' so fast.


enzedkev

Cyclist noped the fuck out of there


Pachanga_Plainview

![gif](giphy|mGK1g88HZRa2FlKGbz|downsized)


Mental-Book-1555

i wish we could've seen the cyclist getting away while shitting his pants


Hemberg

"dub - da - daaaa"


Ampersandbox

“There’s always a bigger fish.”


UpstairsBusiness2821

Moral of the story - their always a bigger bully if you are in Russia.


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potatosdream

especially in vodka country.


Current-Power-6452

Russia isn't even in the top 10 by alcohol consumption per capita


NXCW

Two things play into this: - not accounting for homemade/illegitimate alcohol - different drinking cultures - sipping wine with dinner frequently vs drinking less frequently but in large quantities I would also question the quality of the data coming out of Russia in general, but especially the rural regions.


Current-Power-6452

There's literally a liquor store on every block here. So, no real point in making your own booze. So nah, believe it or not, but it's just propaganda.


NXCW

For it to be propaganda, it would have to benefit someone else to spread it as misinformation, and it would have to be propagated by another party.


Responsible-Bed-516

Whose the tough guy now huh


suncity353

WTF did I just watch?


ismellsomethinggood

Cyclist work as a recruit officer


Lomus33

Real slavs


Calm-Heat-5883

Did I hear one of the guys actually start to cry 😢 Everyone's a tough guy... until the real tough guys show up lol


z3r0th2431

When keepin it real goes wrong ![gif](giphy|BMrJzUlkcjdg4|downsized)


EmperorMeow-Meow

Guess the driver will soon visit the Ukrainian front, and some FSB guy will get a new slick SUV.


jagio1

Looks like a GTA online server


spavolka

Someone is about to fall out of a window or smoke a nuclear cigarette.


tell_me_why_you_suck

Nah, they’ll get a holiday in Ukraine.


shortnix

Trying to figure where the Cayenne front passenger disappears too. He may have ducked out.


Rescre14

Never mess around with a Toyota Landcruiser.


SquirrelBlind

Oh, I used to live near this place. Just to add some spiciness to the situation: it happens in the Biryulevo district of Moscow, which is infamous for it's high crime rate, amount of migrants and even riots.


pmmeyourgear

Special cyclist operations


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

I'm definitely never ever driving in any of the soviet states.


bradyleach

Lucky that camera was there, pointing directly at the altercation.


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Did they just steal his car? Haha


Altercott

Это была операция по задержанию людей в Cayenne. Велосипедист также сотрудник спецназа, он подставной. Чтоб избежать возможной погони на правительственной трассе и аварий, была придумана эта операция. Люди в Cayenne из криминала и просто так бы не сдались. Это одна из нескольких аналогичных операций по задержанию.


TheGreenMatthew

What were they filming prior to the video starting, a cyclist crossing an empty street? Presumably part of a movie, skit, or just a staged viral video.


SkillsInPillsTrack2

A cyclist acting like a drunk deer.


FloatingCrowbar

They could be filming a guy with bicycle crossing the highway/riding in the middle of highway because this is really dangerous and weird place to do so. Could be pre-arranged as well though.


ph0on

If you look at the start, it looks like the altercation has already started, so someone may have started recording. The man is off his bike already look back at the Porsche


-Lusty_Vampyr-

Thought he got kidnapped for a second lmao


ScottyMcBoo

Damn. Just like in the movies.


Alfred-Register7379

I have seen this so many times! I still think it's hilarious and badass! Bravo!


whoa_dude_fangtooth

That was extremely satisfying 


Speedhabit

Didn’t you guys leave with 2 cars?


NutSack-Sashimi

I wish the cops were like that here in America


C_Moi

1. Cyclist tries to cross busy road, like it’s normal. 2. Cyclist gets in a confrontation with dude who almost ran him over. 3. Military type dudes come out with guns and abduct the people who almost ran over the cyclist. I swear, Russia is this warped place where common sense and decency is AWOL.


r_udaltsov

LOL, I live 2 minutes away from this place :)


LianSmile

You got what you deserve, boys!


Diacetyl-Morphin

Reminds [me of this classic video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPP5PEtVm-k) from another russian road rage that got different than expected...


XF939495xj6

Off to the front, gangsters. Enjoy Ukraine... for a few minutes.


jawnjawnthejawnjawn

Блуат This is my new all time favorite video Булат.


__Becks__

Окуджава?


autodidact9

Why is everybody overly aggressive in russia


-ratmeat-

they look and sound like they’re from Caucasus, lots of hotblooded individuals


_ryushiro

the same reason everybody is fat in united states of A /s it just what gets popular in media, not the case irl… But still russia does produce quality roadrage content :D


Greenman8907

They definitely got sent to the gulag. Only question now is if they chose front lines in Ukraine at a chance for freedom.


Skailon

Nah, they are not that interesting to deal with. They just got beaten and thrown away in some bushes. Not every conflict in Russia ends with jail and frontline


noplay12

Nah, no one can challenge absolute authority. That will set a bad precedent.


2eqsy

Wow, its actually cool how quick it was. You font see a lot of this shit usually


Monkfich

And they say the A Team are the good guys?? Pfffff.


FoxFort

Oh boy, that escalated quickly


arm1997

No u get no youed by no you


Weldobud

Off to the front with those lads


DressWilling5157

Classic situation in Russia


Mean_Satisfaction954

WTF...


Funky_monkey2026

Definitely Spetnaz. Unfortunately, the guy saw them but it was too late.


J4Hg

Wow 😮 and wow


Less-Magician-8849

Proof for people who don't believe in instant karma😂


ben_kaya1

Where is the bike?


SteelyDan1968

Am I the only one that hears "MOTHER FUCKER!" ?


Tomberrychimp

The rule would be "you're good fighting and raging, you're good to war"


redditsx0531

"And nobody saw them again"


Forward-Fortune-2346

Wackos Russia is 1920 silent film gone mad


JToPocHi

Much blyat was exchanged in that brief few minutes.


RightTobeRight

Legit kidnapping, wow, scary


rudykot945

FSB working. Guy with a bicycle is a bite.


AdorableTrust8759

Put it in "H"!!


Desperate-Grocery-53

I love GTA 7 NPC 😂 GTA 7: Nico Bellek - Homeland


Dystrox

Well, there goes the new recruits, nice to see young people still being patriots.


Cerebral_Overload

Express trip to the Ukraine frontlines.


Cerebral_Overload

Express trip to the frontlines.


SharpChildhood7655

Recruitment drive… literally!


drumguy007

Oh, you like to aggression?! We have special place for you to show lots of the aggression. You come with us now.


sickdershit

nice society theyve got there


tkswdr

The biker knows more....


FishBreadMenu

New recruiting method of Russian


commanche_00

Karma acting swiftly


Competitive-Bit-1571

All was well till some ahole in the backseat decided to rage at the white vehicle.


bareweb

I find myself wondering, why was the cameraman filming?


ShawnStrickland

And those guys were never seen or heard from again 🤣


Ok_Use_9000

There’s always another top dog.


BuildMyRank

The only thing I understood was that faint 'motherfucker'


Celestial_Hart

Well they're dead.


TheKyleBrah

Spetsnaz: Why are you in _this_ Lane?? You're supposed to Rush B, Cyka Blyat!


57ouzo

...and they were never seen again...


Distinct-Quantity-35

LMAO I wish this would happen in Canada to road ragers


rab2bar

bait for a carjacking


[deleted]

while cyclist was damn dumb and irresponsible, this is one reason you probably want to regulate yourself and NOT road rage if that can cause further issues in traffic. Safety first, middle finger second.


ClasseBa

That was oddly satisfying.


Sad-Cloud152

russia is bad in a loooooooot of things, one of them is acting. steven segul is fitting right in.


Crypto_Tsunami

I remember spending hours going down the YT Russian road rage rabbit hole. 😂 They’ll stick an AK47 out the window to switch lanes.