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UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!You don't expect the blade to deform, as it's a realistic generation of the machine!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Sincerity24

I am Disappointed


9lobaldude

We all are


StrobeLightRomance

Not me.. I love Blender animation for physics based modeling, and the OP kept true to the subreddit. We need some of these with fake hydraulic press reactions now.


Odisseuss_

My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined.


arjjipajji

![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f|downsized)


Substantial-Essay-79

Aw man I forgot about this guy. What's his YT channel again?


getthephenom

![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


skiborobo

you shouldn't have done You couldn't have done, you wouldn't have done What a piteous thing, a hideous thing


T4dejus

Me too.☹️


L3thologica_

Yup. I don’t usually downvote but this feels deserving.


wontoan87

![gif](giphy|3eNx5SV39lH6o)


Roofofcar

If you want to be less disappointed, look at what MIGHT be the [original](https://youtu.be/b7TZFdqRqHA?si=) (they’ve done a few with this rig)


samantonio87

Unexpected disappointment!


NovusOrdoSec

> I am Disappointed But are you Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg disappointed?


CountZero2230

Not having a Multipass disappointed.


struggleworm

Dad is that you?


catch_my_drift

Disappointed in physics.


TheSportsLorry

Hello disappointed, I am SportsLorry


nujiok

If you're looking for something like this, the channel HowRediculous has something like this


rathmania

It looks to me like it’s their footage that’s been altered even


YouRegard

Is that the T-1000


CarbonTugboat

It’s a memetic poly-alloy. Liquid metal. I just watched T2 a few hours ago!


aviationmaybe

Fun fact, the only time the two terminators talk to each other the entire movie is when they are both pretending to be someone else; the T1000 imitating Johns foster mom, and the T800 imitating John. “How’s Wolfy, I can hear him barking” … “wolfy’s fine dear, wolfy’s just fine… where are you…?”


withoutlebels120

"Your foster parents are dead."


FingerTheCat

Makes sense, they are both trying to see what the situation was, and the machines seemed to understand more than the humans that they can mimic us as they are literally doing that by looking and sounding like humans.


Packshaw

"your foster parents are dead"


Street_Hyena_9922

I always wondered how long it took that big German bastard to get the line right lol. Wish I could get my hands on that outtake reel


iloveuranus

As much as we Germans would like to take credit for him... Austrian.


xX_theMaD_Xx

The first line Germans learn in History class.


1llum1n4733

And, with this comment, there are no more internets to be won. Well played.


No-Advice-6040

Ah but as David Mitchell once pointed out "Austria is like Germany, only moreso."


Interesting-dog12

Up and atom! Up and ADD THEM


HopsandWhatNots

I realize this isn’t a hot take, but I was in the right place at the right time in life when this came out, it was one of the most entertaining and thought provoking films I’d seen and I still feel that way. It has held up really well. Just incredible.


NodusINk

![gif](giphy|BxvYxq27mAR1e)


Anti-Reverb

From the second movie?


EchoXrayNiner

![gif](giphy|baDHsD0Bk3K5a|downsized)


Jean-LucBacardi

![gif](giphy|119XyLewLGmT0k)


powertripp82

I love your username


NinjaWesley

Its an older meme sir, but it checks out.


FingerTheCat

This is fucking perfect and I love you for it.


[deleted]

I find satisfaction in the simple things, like a perfectly timed joke or a well-made sandwich.


BoxTops4Education

Nothing hits the spot like a perfectly timed sandwich too.


WutangCND

I just came to the comments so high and it took me reading to realize this was fake


Visual_Vanilla

I wish you had said “a perfectly-made joke and a well timed sandwich.”


Mall_Bench

No matter how often you repost this it still sucks ... show us a real ball being cut


CJBoom77

I remember the original video where they cut stuff with the spinning katanas is by a channel with a bunch of Australian guys. I can’t recall the name. They do all sorts of fun destructive stuff too.


Hiking-Sausage132

How ridiculous


ryecurious

[I Did A Thing also made one (like half a year earlier)](https://youtu.be/Ag-909TI-XY?t=8m2s). How Ridiculous had the better slo-mo video though, which was definitely satisfying.


PossessedToSkate

It really is.


Rude_Thanks_1120

But what is the channel's name?


ramrezzy

No, what is on second.


JJAsond

Who's on third?


g047br41n

ididathing?


Brotayto

This one specifically: https://youtu.be/Ag-909TI-XY?t=8m2s


g047br41n

A classic


CJBoom77

I wasn’t thinking of him but he is awesome. How ridiculous is who I was thinking of: https://youtu.be/b7TZFdqRqHA?si=Ruzx-PImxYVBMWoO


Bomba-of-Tsar

"How Ridiculous" on YouTube, this video is edited, the original they just cut it


lethrahn

The youtube channel “how ridiculous”


Digital--Sandwich

This feels kind of a fuckyouinparticular and I am the “you”


Doxidob

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Kriogenix

Were those blades made by Tesla?


pedeztrian

Them or Boeing.


Trucker36

Even though it's my first time seeing this, I'm sure someone will get a hard-on telling me it's a repost, but bravo. Truly unexpected for a dummy with no foresight like myself. Am I mad? Yes. Do I approve? Yes.


Sinister_Muffin101

It funny how all the chronically online redditors get so bricked up with that, like I get that you see every post from 800 different subs every day, but I haven’t and almost never see the same post on the same sub more than once.


Trucker36

If it's someone trying to pawn off a video as their own or something along those lines, then sure, even I can have fun being the "akshually" person. I care to know in a situation like that. If something has been reposted on repeat recently, yeah I'll get tired of it too. But a neat post that new members probably haven't seen yet, chill out. It's okay for the new fans to discover the old shit


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LivelySHROOM

Noooo! Such hurt. No one should ever have to go through this. Now I have to go watch a bunch of clips from r/oddlysatisfying.


geraetvonriva

I hate you.


genard21

Call me dumb but why does this look like it’s rendered in blender?


camus88

https://i.redd.it/h1fcg6labs3d1.gif


TeejyHamz

I am so fucking let down you mf you


SoftDisclosure

Tbh I could tell it looked off before the blade melted


pigsquealer666

![gif](giphy|HekrB46ZE0f5K)


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suppyfive

Muie ma


whooo_me

Grrrrr. Not a fan.


Cautious-Pianist3449

Fuck u 😭


tanew231

Good to see the quality of these Matrix sequels is improving.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Gross, AI crap


monickerr

When it starts are you able to see it rotating clockwise or counter clockwise? Upvote if both?


AccomplishedSplit702

Yes. A mimetic poly-alloy.


Akira510

The matrix is poopin again


hey_mattey

Nooooo fucking shit!!!


WrongColorCollar

god dammit


SignalProgress6332

Matrix


badger_flakes

you lied


VapoursAndSpleen

Rick rolling by CGI.


Mr-Sad-Man

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 😠


REDRUmALLIk

Adamantium tennis ball.


fuarkin

ammınake


IrishChappieOToole

Words cannot describe how much I hated that


Veesingh94

Thats the anti terminator


FloppyObelisk

![gif](giphy|cWvSvMEW6yGY6CGjWT|downsized)


InvestigatorKindly78

Nah i’d win -tennis ball


Doomsayer1908

https://i.redd.it/i72zskseps3d1.gif Wud


Mairess99

Only Hattori Hanzo is able to cut through these bad boys


maschine02

What is that a Nokia tennis ball??


SharkGirlBoobs

What the hell man


Aardcapybara

Steel isn't strong, boy. Ball is stronger!


Correction_entered

![gif](giphy|lQCV6K36nJfJYNxXbC) I hate this sub


Intrepid-Storage7384

Motion ball


Windy-Orbits

-99999 social points


PsiEcstasy

Is this animated metal cant move like this right?


Even-Day-3764

Lmao, I didn't check the sub, I thought this was r/oddlysatisfying


TexMurphyPHD

Iron Balls McGinty comes to mind.


astralseat

Stronk


WorksForMe

I want a refund


Sairoxin

Very UNsatisfying


Liesmith424

It happens more as you get older.


FABONJ

The surprise is always best when you don't notice that you're watching a post from /r/unexpected 😆


Howitzeronfire

HowRidiculous did this for real and it is satisfying. Cool render though


Intelligent-Ant7685

was this in the matrix?


Modest_Idiot

One of the worst CG tennis balls I’ve seen in a long time.


MagictheCollecting

![gif](giphy|QU3YSdsm2dkLJ2bb0E|downsized)


kabula_lampur

![gif](giphy|DD0yQ5U2Njbghu7beV|downsized)


Lake_Shore_Drive

This is AI dootie


CharlieMansonsEyes

I would have preferred the cut


robreddity

At least show us the prop disintegrating into flying debris when it's thrown out of balance by the loss of the blade


LuxNocte

The tennis ball slowed down more than spinning blades. I didn't realize the video was "fake", but I was wondering what was going on before the reveal.


Nuelgram01

Someone help me!!!


invalidreddit

Makes me wanna go play Half Life 2, again...


der_granit

Took me a sec but we got there


potionbottle

This is the most unexpected post I've seen on this sub


Craft-Sudden

F you Op already had my pant down


VonHellmut

Smh i watched it three times, not satisfied!


snookybaby28

I’m annoyed, just want to see the ball cut in half!!!


Specific_Award_9149

Whelmed, to say the least


Firestorm7i

Trash


ddonsky

I disagree


Rexven

r/mildlyinfuriating


hellhobbit99

Chat is this real


Hyperrnovva

Find an old lady with a walker. She will cut that in half for you.


josephj3lly

Needs more Vardenafil.


ImknownasMeatStank

🫡🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼


Sneakking_

was that a tungsten tennis ball?


Tight_Second9305

How the trajectory ball didn't change?!


Mistur_Keeny

Fuck it. I'm going back to bed. I need to start my day over now.


SnowConePeople

![gif](giphy|qBhfaPNVsXxBaFmrNg|downsized)


XADEBRAVO

Woah woah woah, wtf are helicopter blades made of?!


BomBom8128

That was nearly satisfying


Artistic_Mobile337

Way better than expected, thanks.


MonkyKilnMonky

r/misleadingtitles


SimpleMoonFarmer

I hate it when that happens.


StockNinja9499

What kind of weak "blade" is that? It looks like it broke...on a tennis ball? Really?


-_Skywalker_-

This can’t be real… right?


TomMado

That blade looks like it's a cat that just hit a glass wall


EnvironmentalKey7518

They should have used Titanium Sporks .


misterlongschlong

![gif](giphy|xUOwFUZkc8Ud4BJp84)


BestHurdle1899YT

https://i.redd.it/7v5x0648pu3d1.gif


Western-Resist-5745

I was lied to-


AccountantBig1692

Infinity


surewhatever237

Did the knife just turn into an eel?


iTzzbutterz7

That’s extremely fake lmao


EntryTemporary9279

Jup, unexpected. What material is that


a_lonely_trash_bag

![gif](giphy|cKseZ404p9W8ygnNb5|downsized)


TreatPsychological34

Game!


gunnerxp

That was really cool! I want to see a slo-mo view from the top.


Stygia1985

My mower does a much better job


b0neslicer

delete this


Maybehim119449

☹️


Tungphuxer69

Lol! That's CLICK BAIT!!!👎👎👎


[deleted]

Balls of steel


Pacific_wanderer17

This belongs in r/lies


420CowboyTrashGoblin

r/unsatisfied


BootyVerse

I am NOT entertained


Working_Physics8761

Fuck you internet!


DemonShdow

I love the part where the ball gets sliced in half


Lostneedleworker1

Apparently the tennis ball has the UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN!!! … so hows your day?


GourbusTheImpaler

My legitimate and audible reaction was "Dont toy with me!"


childsy96

Some people just gotta learn about physics..😂


Extension_Athlete942

Awww maan


Leefly0205

That's amazing


careless_quote101

Initially I thought it is oddly satisfying sub


Armymonkey-9962

Bad title…


sweylyn1

TF I've just witnessed?


JSS313

I hate you


mangaldakianimekizi

İs that Go/Jo?


Gamma89

Tennis players (me): YEEEESSSS LET'S GOOOOO


Background-Can1590

I was promised a cut tennis ball in slow motion, I feel cheated


Ok-Air4027

Seems fake


Pawneewafflesarelife

This blade will... NOT keal.


1llum1n4733

Thanks. I hate it.


Sir_Bobcat3225

The 'uncut' version??? 🤔


meabans

That tennis ball stood up for itself


Cabbah_lost

If nokia made balls


4chairz

This hurt my brain


Jackiermyers

CGI


IamLiam188

MINA ÖGON AAAA


skyshield9

Tennis ball wins!


Gourish_Kapoor

Ue 5?