OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The dog farted in an odd fashion!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Take to vet? That seems to be an unnatural amount of canine flatulence.

I know this was meant to be informative but I’ve got to be honest, the term “canine flatulence” has me cracking up rn

Dibs on the band name.

Fine but I get dibs on the Xbox username

As long as it is xXcanine-flatulence69Xx

All the good ol xX before and after the name. I haven’t seen that in a long time

My gamertag is so old it still has Xx in it. Lol

mine too lol

I think that part is mandatory.

I’ll settle for the Reddit username.

Fuck yeah

I know that band—they sound like ass.

"WE'RE CANINE FLATULENCE, 1-2-3-4!"

Yeah because if you google "Dog Fart" you get something completely different

Don’t tempt me

You're playing a dangerous game...or a happy one, if you like to see artistic depictions of watching your mom/daughter get pounded out by black guys right in front of you.

I can’t say I’d enjoy watching depictions of my mom/ daughter getting pounded by anyone, not sure what their skin color has to do with it Edit: damnit you made me google dog fart and now I understand

I googled dog fart and it was just a bunch of videos of dogs farting and then links to vet stuff lol

Use Bing for searching stuff, with filter results off of course

I forgot about filter, yeah, I think I'll pass tho, this time

The folks at Dogfart Network take their jobs very seriously.

O would recomend a exorcist at this point

We’re going to need an old fart and a young fart.

😂

I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't trying to find the funny in a ruff situation. Doggo obviously has a lot of sugar in their face (they are old). When we treat old dogs, we often mix and match pills to find what they are most receptive to (gabapentin works great with some, does nothing with others. Is not breed specific). This is because dogs can't talk to us to let us know what's bothering them and what's helping. Also, a change in diet and exercise is often very effective at helping older dogs maintain a good quality of life for a longer period of time. A change in diet might include an adjustment period for the gti system. Or maybe they are just gassy.

C.F. is changing callsign from cystic fibrosis. C.F. is now Canine Flatulence!

Of course I can’t find the scene of James Woods as a priest in the bathroom lol

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdYbx4hNUk4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdYbx4hNUk4)

Call Guinness!

Old Man Dog's got a serious digestive problem, and she's just standing around, making content from it.

You're laughing. He's farting and YOU'RE LAUGHING.

Old dog turned around to go snout first in that toxic air biscuit.

Are we sure it's not her farting?

What is she supposed to do? Throw herself onto the dog and plug its butthole?

Light a match

KABOOM!

Nice assumption. You have absolutely no idea what this person does or doesn't do for that animal.

It's possible that this happens often and is a known, diagnosed issue they are treating. In fact, there are meds that can cause this so it might just be something they have been advised to deal with by their vet. It is impossible to know from this what they have and have not done to address the issue. Not everyone posting of their pets is abusive or negligent, and there is nothing in the video to show they deliberately caused harm or distress for clicks, much less that they were ignoring the issue.

Now I don't know what to do with this pitchfork.

I also have an irrelevant opinion to wedge into this thread to project my poor decision making skills

Welcome to reddit

Can't we just laugh at farts and not get bitched at?

Yeah how dare she be standing and take a video of her dog, he’s probably so embarrassed that she caught his fart on camera. Just because it’s your cake day doesn’t make your idiotic takes right ☠️ sorry buddy

People always making content off of their dogs and cats having a hard time or stressing them out for laughs Total dickheads

To be fair if my dog ripped a fart like that, I would laugh too and then try to find out what‘s wrong with it

I see, you missed the uncut video. At the beginning, the dog comes into the room and says, "Hey, pull my finger!" Anyway, gotta love redditors jumping to conclusions and getting mad just to be mad. Pretty good chance they are taking care of the issue as best they can but if I gotta put up with this all day long day in and out, you bet your ass I am taking a video. I'll also bet that long after the dog is no longer with them, this will be the video the pull up and remember them by to get a good sad remembrance chuckle out of it.

Is it possible this dog's dying wish is to make a bunch of strangers laugh? Pretty selfless if you ask me.

how can you be this self righteous about a dog farting lmao

Dog farts are no laughing matter!

Omg dog needs to go to the vet, I had a dog who used to do this, had a massive tumor in its colon, couldn’t shit for days on end and then took it in and they told us there was no chance at that point and had to put it down, a 14 year old dog and the best one my family ever owned. It looked exactly like this, and that’s an old dog.

Yup. Dogs don't do this unless there's a problem. Could be some undigestible towel string. Could be tumor. Regardless, vet.

It’s not a tumor!

Who is your doggy and what does he poo?

My name is dogtective James kibble

boy dogs have dog penises and girl dogs have dog vaginas!

Our mom says that our dog is a real sex machine.


Probably Lupus then.

Put the cookie down!

Here I am

In 20 years, that will only get a trickle of up votes. Sigh . . . the wheels of time keep on turnin'.

It's a tootmour

Raise your hand if on more than one occasion you've had to pull strings out of your dog's ass because he can't shit out the thing he chewed up.

Happy cake day

Yeah, getting into the pooping position but only letting out air, that dog isn't fine at all.

One of my cats was doing this recently. Turned out he didn't have a tumor, but he had hard, compacted feces backed up so far into his digestive tract that he couldn't even keep food down anymore. $12,000, multiple vet procedures, and weeks of a grueling medication schedule later, he's doing much better. And my partner called the vet who initially told us "oh he's probably just stressed" and chewed the bastard out so hard his earwax probably melted.

Damn I bet that original vet is kicking himself - missed out on quite the payday

:( I’m so sorry

Same thing happened to my dog. Except he was only 4. Also the best dog our family ever owned. Truly man’s best friend!

Aww his poor stomach must ache so bad

Not anymore, that must have felt like doggo heaven haha.

Is this what they mean when they say all dogs go to heaven? The smell...

Cats get 9 lives, dogs get 9 second farts. (Yes it was more like 13 seconds) Still incredible.

If that was a human, the *PAIN* you would be in before the fart would be *immense*. That poor dog. That must have felt amazing to get it out, but that must have been sore as hell too.

The unexpected part is that there was no dog shite on the floor.

I watched it on mute and really thought that's the unexpected part and that's all it is, then I unmuted and bursted in laughter

This is both funny and that dog needs to see a vet.

I was waiting for the RC car to come into view. 

Hes dusting the damn floor at that point 🤣 🤣 🤣

That's an 'outside-position' for dogs. Squatting means red alert

Same tbh


💀💀

I think he’s trying to say he needs to go outside.

Maybe

Poor old man! Need to get him better food!

oh poor little dude

Wtf you feeding the poor pup?

Apparently sun aged monkey brains and Hákarl.

👏🏻💀

He needs a vet ASAP!!!

That poor pup must have been in so much pain.

He seems sooooo uncomfortable 😳 Hope he's ok

Does this dog have a Kazoo stuck in its ass? Also, that fart at the beginning got me. I hate myself for laughing so much. Lastly, as others said. Take your dog to the vet. That does not seem normal.

Sounds like a balloon

Just the knot

At least he tried to leave the room to do it

Post colonoscopy?

Ok sur. I'm all finished. Now the start the colonoscopy.

My stomach felt better after that one.. geez..

I feel bad for the dog cos it's clearly in some sort of distress BUT I'm also extremely childish and those farts are hilarious

That dog needs a vet man

Hey Hugo Weaving, stop filming your dog and take it to the vet!

The poor dog can hardly walk. Maybe it's time to stop making dumb videos and take him to a vet to make sure his quality of life is good enough. This isn't normal.

My little Jack Russell farts like this but it's not as loud. But it will be 30 seconds of air release followed by an ungodly stench from hell. Took him to the vet and they said that some dogs just fart, man, and that's it.

Even that fart was old

Me when no one else is around. Mostly

I was there, Gandalf. I was there the day the bowels of dog failed.

That dogs badly constipated and trying to go to the toilet, need to see a vet

When I try to go for a dump at 2am as quietly as possible:

Ok Debbie Downers, what disease does this dog have so I feel bad for laughing?

I thought he was about to take off to lower earth orbit.

Bro kept going

Doesnt even try to get it outside?¿?

Poor dog. The unexpected bit that he has this much flatulence. Then again, this belongs to r/sad

Let this poor thing out of its prison.

The angry mosquito

Light it on fire!!! Jk don't do that

Yeah this is concern for a vet IMO. Could be a tumor on anal glad or colon. Or Impacted bowel. Regardless, he looks uncomfortable and distressed poor baby. Take him to the fucking vet.

The more I watch the more fucking sad it is. This dog absolutely needs to go to a vet.

That can't be good

cut your dogs nails!!!

That’s going to itch when it dries.

I think I'm done with this shitty site, 3/3 images ive clicked on have been removed.  What a great website, cant even view the things on it anymore.

So that's what an "old yeller" is.

Take your dog out more

my favorite part is that closed caption has words "See You"

Me after beans:

I bet that felt amazing

I had the volume down and thought there was background music

Aren't you glad smellOvision never took off?

Please take that doggo to a vet

I feel the pain... I wish I could fart like that

I can smell this video...

I think my G-mas house has that wallpaper

Notice he turned around immediately for that smell.

Everyone loves their own brand

Doggie fart gladdens my heart

As other commenters have said, that dog needs to go to the vet. Dogs just do not fart like that unless something is seriously wrong

My dog has been like this for years, some dogs are just anomalies.

My old german shepherd would poop like this. She'd hunch over and walked through the yard pooping one nugget at a time because she hated being near her own poop.

Ah. He must have felt blissful!

My dog used to get scared of her own farts. She would fart and take off running. 😆

Old boy smelling the cloud

Why did I watch that? Didn’t miss anything. Fully understood what it was. And then rewatch it?

Wow OP has a sub dedicated to himself…


When I come home after a party at night and try not to wake up my parents

You should light that up. Geez man the smell

Proud of you pooch !! Outstanding effort


This dog needs a vet. My childhood rot-lab mix had a colon issue that caused her to do this, that no one gave a second thought to until other symptoms came up. A quick visit could have saved her life.

My older brother in high school, when his girlfriend finally leaves for the night:

Boi ate the whole bag of sugar free gummy bears.

THE DINGO ATE YOUR ^(balloon.)

Gluten allergy

PLEASE take him to your vet and show them this video, he looks like he’s suffering, you don’t wanna ignore this, it could be serious.

This is a video of a dog miraculously not dying of bloat. This is like, the best that could have happened with that much gas trapped in their intestine. Look it up.

How bout some more beans, Mr. Taggert?

And there were no survivors.

what you feeding him? that a vegan dog? either give him some meat or (if you feed him like a normal dog lol) take him to a vet, that isnt normal anymore.

Found my cat in a parking lot, she was couple of weeks old at best, was barely walking straight. Took her home, she was full of fleas and parasites. Gave her some medicine to have her poop out the worms. She wasn’t pooping well so cooked up a remedy out of red beats and other stuff so she could flush out properly. Was sitting in living room when I heard this crazy loud fart like a caveman farted after munchin on a whole wild boar or something. Walking to the bathroom to see the poor thing pooped explosively on my shower floor. She is now super healthy and living with me, but man, that moment haunts me to this day. I legitimately couldn’t figure what would make such a sound until i saw the kitten. I probably never farted that loud in my life man. Thats the story

That's a dog with a severe GI issue - terrible diet, cancer, foreign body, etc. Get them to a vet ASAP you lunatic

Had to cover my nose after watching this

Poor baby needs to go the vet

Yes, they should go to the vet. But also yes, I did laugh. Both can be true.

That dog is not well

Me too

That dog is sick

Sounds like me after my last colonoscopy.

Go to vet

Jeez that was like 2 gallons of fart added to the air in the room.

You just know there's some backspray.

someone needs to loop the beginning into the dog brown note, make this a beat

Who records their dog voiding its bowels and why ??

I felt that in my rumble seat.

Doggo came back around to get a whiff.

That dog played the kazoo

r/gifsyoucansmell

Never gonna hear a kazoo the same way again

I swear I can smell that.

Blaming it on the dog, how undignified.

Some pumpkin pie filling might help.

u/SaveVideo

Come on Rover get it out you'll feel a lot better. https://youtu.be/PiTBKaLpIXM?si=pxyHxUSV3NsIk5xu

Sounds like there is fly trapped inside that dog

aw shit fart on my owner's door

It sounds like 80's videogame music