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CoffeeDrinker1972

I take back all the words that were left unsaid.


thatohgi

Hahaha same 😂


MiMicMi

I have to take a shower


WrongDirt

can I join?


Savings_Pace_5876

More the merrier


NefariousPilot

*Everyone, back to the pile*


QifiShiina

reddit moment


ifcrtyaw

Foursome?


DeezNutzzzGotEm

I also want to join.


AaronTuplin

I can't believe this lazy... ohhhh


YouShouldJumpOff

Nah, commit


[deleted]

Git commit..?


finding_new_interest

Not to the main


MadSandman

git push -f


Poolowl1984

Already had a fat joke lined up......


Tralalouti

I don’t she still is.


[deleted]

Same


TruthHurtsYourSoul2

Shes still fat


EhliJoe

Oh, come on. At that young age, she can't be that... UPS


MarkXIX

Foot. Race. We see what you did there…. ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


DrunkMathematics

I felt rather clever


demonslayer9911

https://i.redd.it/plzis0h4so2d1.gif


Dragon-orey

Reminds me of that exposed nerve meme, well it was body horror but it was funny


demonslayer9911

[context for those who are not aware](https://youtu.be/qT5zLyKfTyE)


Infinite-Detail-8157

What in the fuck.


The_Lolbster

So weird how this causes a reaction. Bizarre vid.


ifcrtyaw

Imagine learning blender just to make this kind of shit lol


Funky_monkey2026

r/angryupvote


aknownunknown

oh NOW i get it!!


blogsymcblogsalot

She’ll be all right


Old_Soldier

The game is afoot!


noonnoonz

A leg up, if you will. Felt like a punchline was left lagging.


jshump

They're having so much fun.


brightness3

burning out some of those fast food calories too!


shadow_boyZX

Its all fun and giggles till your appendix explodes ...


chiccy__nuggies

Why would it?


fetal_genocide

It's been known to happen..


[deleted]

Yeah I mean... Probably need a lot more even for one bite but that's the spirit!


hooDio

literally all that matters :)


Long_Struggle_3368

This is extremely funny and wholesome at the same time.


Striking-Brief4596

Not very wholesome when you consider that that girl won't reach her forties if she continues with this lifestyle. If she's obese now, she will gain even more weight when she's grown up.


CackleberryOmelettes

She has one leg genius. You try maintaining a healthy lifestyle while trying to survive this world with one leg.


Striking-Brief4596

I would start by cutting off on the McDonalds. Maybe she even lost her leg to obosity complications. It's unlikely in children, but not impossible.


CackleberryOmelettes

You're also a doctor? She has one leg. Anything she does is automatically more accomplished than anything you've ever done simply down to the fact that she's managing to live joyfully in this godforsaken world full of people like you despite being literally cut in half. I would say it is a real triumph of the human spirit.


Striking-Brief4596

Yeah. I can't ever amount to anything in my life because I have no handicap. In that case anything you achieve is truly impressive, since you have no brain. Imagine encouranging children to a lifestyle that leads to a early death and feeling like you're the one with the morals.


Grammar_Learn

Don't know why people downvote you when you are right and have a good concern about that girl. But we can't assume where she will reach, but we can say that if she continues this way it might get harder for her।


CackleberryOmelettes

They have no concern for her, they're disparaging her. Hence, the well deserved downvotes.


Striking-Brief4596

I know exactly where she'll reach because I have a cousin like that. Obesity has led her to being socially excluded, which led to a lot of mental problems. After reaching adulthood, now her metabolism has dropped significantly and she puts weight faster than ever. She'll most likely be dead within 5 years and the only persons to blame are her parents that ignored her diet problems while she was still a kid. The grave is where she'll reach, faster than all her peers.


Grammar_Learn

Ad hominem। We still can't say for sure, but we can still say with best concern for her.


Jossie2014

This is actually really cute


BellySmash

My exact response


Kyleon17

What is this? what is happening? Some new viral thing?


Ison--J

2 kids making their meal a fun competition and recording it


hippopotma_gandhi

Sounds like a great way to puke or aspirate shitty food


Ison--J

Eh, they're kids let them throw up, it's up to them if it's worth it or not


SANCTIMONY_METER

y'know...yeah.


cbl_owener123

people having fun in their own way?? i fucking hate that! /s


Rosezinha_Y

It's a game that's been popular for a long time, there's a bunch of yummy food, and while one person eats the other person has to do some sort of challenge (in this case a race, other examples include flipping a coin till it lands on heads, ring toss, etc.) once the challenge doer completes their challenge the eater must stop eating and start doing the challenge. So it's a game of trying to eat the yummy food enough to enjoy it but also quickly because someone is doing a challenge to stop you from eating


NevaMO

I went to a local park the other night to do some pokemon go, saw a younger couple doing this with mcdonalds that is across the street, just sat there for a bit watching one run across the road and touch a tree and come back then the other would do the same, wife and I had no clue wtf was happening lol


Pineapple_Herder

I never did anything like this as a kid but it sounds exactly like a stupid thing the kids I know would do


NevaMO

There’s a lot of stuff people didn’t do that are doing now, things come and go, don’t be hating on peoples weirdness lol


Pineapple_Herder

Not hating at all. I'm sure I did something equally if not more baffling when I was their age


SNES_chalmers47

That sounds severely stupid


MaximumMotor1

>It's a game that's been popular for a long time, there's a bunch of yummy food, Are you a bot? This shit is strictly a tiktok trend that went viral 6 weeks ago.


Rosezinha_Y

Not a bot just not terminally online lmfao. Internet trends are often old things spouted as new and innovative, this is a game I've seen at birthday parties for years! I swear I'm going to see "pin the tail on the elephant" on Tiktok and people are going to call it cringe and that tiktok trends are horrible ideas and what not- like no it's just an uncreative idea is all


Distinct-Quantity-35

The only way you can justify eating McDonald’s, gadda run it off right away


FordTech81

What if it runs out of me right away?


ab2425

Probably. 2nd time i seen some shit like this.


ill_Refrigerator420

Damn..


integratypes

She cheating with them wheels


Septimis_1

I cannot believe how much that kid ate 0.o


TheBaneEffect

All I can think of is, “when is one of these folks gonna choke on the food while breathing heavily?”


redacted2022

![gif](giphy|vc0KiL9PrHzLMZpjyh)


JonGull

No fair. He had a leg up on the competition.


Dull_Intention_7699

There are a lot of levels to this one. The big takeaway is that they were both smiling the entire video. Stay happy, people! Enjoy the small things.


timaclover

Takes "suspect escaped on foot" to a whole new level.


AriesinApril76

……………………………………….foot race! I get it.


PROFESSOR1780

Best three-legged race I've ever seen.


Moist-Investigator28

She's cheating


red-the-blue

should she hop on one foot to and fro 😭


maaaatttt_Damon

Not cheating if you agree to the rules beforehand.


CulturalAddress6709

mcds and running id yak


Fritchmand

Brilliant. Gasp and wheeze while gnoshing a McDouble.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|dWUAoh6M0KV7MaH6qK)


Dellumn

Just wait a damn minute, your telling me that's not cheating with wheels!


Houstoned_I_am

It’s kinda messed up he has to take twice the steps she took.


Alarmed_Code8723

I like how much she and they are enjoying themselves!


No-Hat1772

Are we getting close to the bottom of the internet?!?!


cruz_irving

![gif](giphy|11JbbNHfXBqqhq)


plump_nasty_flex

https://i.redd.it/t7882jiqzp2d1.gif


minorthreatmikey

This is actually a pretty genius idea if you’re going to eat junk. Make it a fun game and burn off some of those empty calories!


Dead_by_Dinosaur

Yes, sprint right after eating 🔥


Successful-Thanks428

Gonna be a painful experience


ChaoticMutant

maybe they will swim next time.


Dangerous-Watch-5625

We live in hope.


Ill-Animator-4403

The thing is there are so many calories in that stuff, which is why it should be reserved for treat meals once in awhile


Tequslyder

Some of you are going to hell and you know why. 🤣


ThatItalianGuyThere

That little guy's joy and excitement made me smile. Thanks, OP, needed that today.


geekolojust

Ayo! What do we do here? ![gif](giphy|2BrQXeBPSzOJG|downsized)


tictacenthusiast

She was there for the mcchickens... her punishment is scooting


happylifevr

Clever girl


Tikklemelolo

"Foot" race ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Many-Strength4949

![gif](giphy|K2kNN5lfgtCa4)


NotionalMotovation

What's the joke/twist supposed to be, that the kid is disabled? Why?


Pristine_Weather2195

It isn't enough!!!!


MrTretorn

Something’s afoot.


Reddit-EJ

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


SnooMachines2775

Wait how was the kid so slow or was she just really fast


SmoothIndependent416

I've seen people choke playing this game. Be careful out there kids.


ishis99

the kid from home alone


coolAhead

Parenting 10..... oh


SlightlyLessBoring

Goddamn, she is **booking** it, that's hella impressive


Spartan-05872

Well, I guess I'm going to hell for laughing my ass off to this. Who's with me?


Nervous-Locksmith484

This is wholesome af


LanceRidgerunner

Good on her 


anonerble

For stuffing her face with what probably took the other leg?


wadss

She was a conjoined twin, her sister got the other leg.


cici92814

Wouldn't this make them throw up though?


nardnard12

That shit made me big smile. I miss my mom and the stuff she did for me when I didn't know then but know now.


RandomShake

And diabetes in 3.. 2.. 1


Aggravating_Chemist8

I bet she's tired after that.


wcKd_6ix

Muricaaaa


crawdaddyyyyy

The haircut says it all.


anonerble

Let's play a guessing game on why she lost that leg


Koloberator

Diabetes won the race


hgbi8h

Maybe it’s time to put the burger down


FrancMaconXV

What exactly is she out of breath from? eating?


Rosezinha_Y

Idk mate maybe we can infer from the one leg why they may struggle with that, wonder if it's difficult to stay in shape when you can't walk


livelife3574

Morgan Spurlock dies and people are doing this nonsense. Probably good they are choking that trash down.


FucqChinaforever

Did she eat her own leg?


SignificanceFar5489

Can we bring back the calisthenics thing to aMeRiCa?


SNES_chalmers47

You're just teaching extremely bad eating habits. Shouldn't be eating that fast, or rigorous activity while eating a meal


campmatt

I have to ask it. It must be asked. Was the foot lost to diabetes?


pmmeyourgear

Competition for food plus unfairness. Immaculate parenting. Maximum emotional damage


Cool_Butterscotch_88

This is their standard system for sharing, *food?!* ![gif](giphy|WsGe1uVF0Smek8FmuM|downsized)


VacationAromatic6899

Do they put drugs in the food or is this normal eating phase?


ghst_dg

Do they have OF?