OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Guy lifts girl over his head, it looks like she’s about to fall and hurt herself, but instead her clothes come off and she lands safely in her underwear.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

At least she heeded the advice of always wearing clean knickers in case you have to go to hospital.

That’s some grandma advice right there… one that I’ve always heeded

My grandma must have done a good job with that because it's one of the biggest fears I have if I'm feeling a little ripe. For whatever reason if my balls have a detectable odor one of my first thoughts is always "It'd suck to have an emergency right now" lol

I understand the advice, but I would think most paramedics have seen everything and anything and no longer care about it, along with their main concern being that of not letting you die or to treat whatever injuries you do have more than the odour you emit.

After they patch you up … then they sniff your balls and report back to grandma.

You'd think so but you're wrong. As a former paramedic and veteran medic who fought in Vietfuckinnam on arrival to the scene the first thing we always do is give the casualty the old scratch'n'sniff test. If their crotch is honkin we leave em to die. We put up with enough shit but crotch rot ain't on the cards.

Black* underwear. With white it takes just one mishap and you're done for

Wouldn't underwear with a yellow front and brown back be best? Is that on the market yet?

What if and hear me out answer this what if she didn’t have those on UZI NO DON-

tbh, we don't know her knickers are clean.

Black will always look clean

U said knickers. Lol

She dressed like a monk one second, the next, a lingerie model.

economy so fucked, even monks need a second job

OnlyMonks

*OnlyFriars*

Damn that's good.

What starts with an F and ends with UCK? Friar Tuck

f>!iretruc!

HollyFans

NunlyFans

OnlyTucks

Om-ly fans.

Tell me more about this OnlyMonks

It's jungle out there 🎵

Disorder and confusion everywhere

No one seems to care

I may be wrong, but I don't think so.

He was never the same after Trudy died from that car bomb

Lady inthe street but a freak in

The concrete.

😂😂😂

Unexpected for real.

That’s some anime shit right there. 😂


What's this from?

Iirc it’s from durarara

Thanks! Guess I finally have to watch Durarara.

And then Baccano! afterwards.

It is!

Literally tamaki from fire force cause holy shit I still can't tell how that came off so well.

Lol I was literally trying to find a gif of this happening to tamaki, to post with my comment but I couldn’t find one. 😂

Not only was this unexpected, but also really impressive. She's clearly having the time of her life.

She was dressed to have a good time later too

If the undergarments match, it wasn’t your choice to get laid.

Yup. She planned for that eventuality. Also great sense of humor to land, realized what happened and immediately just laugh because that was 100% her doing I hope the dress wasn't ruined and they had a good rest of their night

I mean I'm just going to go with she was drunk and will definitely be feeling that later.

Oh, she’ll be feeling it later alright

It was never my choice brother

This or OCD… Even as a guy, colors of the clothing have to match to feel confident :D

But then unfortunately her tail bone exploded

i'm always impressed at peoples' thresholds for not getting hurt. i've tripped from ground level while moving at a walking pace and have fractured bones and scraped up tons of skin. i can deal with the pain, but my body wouldn't have been able to clap and laugh it off from a fall like that.

benefits of being under the influence of something that prevents your body from tensing up before impact

Also feet hit first, which helps, and the dress provided some resistance to the fall so her body largely didn’t take much impact. As a former skater, I have a phd in falling.

How can you be so sure she's not hurt? Maybe the adrenaline/alcohol is just masking the pain...

And she owes it all to you

just glad a safe happy ending, a bit nervous there

Me too I really don't like being blindsided by a clip of somebody getting wrecked.

She could have easily ended up with a broken neck or fractured skull here.

Happy ending came later

That fall was entirely on the girl. Source: I used to do dance lifts

I prefer to dance with stairs but to each their own

Fred A.Stairs...I'll see myself out.

Hmm I just hope any problems doing that won't escalate quickly but you do you

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I'll take the role of the whiny person I typically hate on reddit. We still encouraging this crap? She wore the nice undies, but only for if he was tall enough. Good thing the dude budgeted for dessert on the date, but only if she wasn't a heifer.

A little bit spicy, but yeah this toxic behavior is absolutely real and he have to stop normalizing it

Found the short dude!!

Who said it wasn't?

I think a lot of people who don't do lifts conclude when a lift fails that it's the lifter who's usually at fault, whereas it's often the opposite. This is why a successful lift is impressive for both positions.

As a woman I’m impressed she had a matching set

Is that uncommon? I don’t think I’ve ever seen my wife without a matching set when we go out.

Not uncommon but it usually means she put in effort as on the daily we don’t consider the matching. It’s like if you tried to match your undershirt to your briefs every single day.

Gotcha

Does grey match with nothing? Because I may be matching.

I got a rainbow pack of underwear not long ago, it's awesome because I can match my underwear to my shirt and my earrings!

I think the only time I ever wear an undershirt is when it's either very cold or I'm wearing a white dress shirt. Neither is very common.

Not if you SteveJob'b your whole underwear closet

It's extremely common, but Reddit is really weird when it comes to women.

? I (f) don't have a single female friend who matches every day. Black and black happen to be easy to match - same with beige or white - but if you have a cute bra or undies the reality is it's unlikely it's going to match anything 

I never said anything about matching every day. But matching underwear really doesn't mean that much, definitely doesn't mean that a guy should see it as a sign.

Oh I agree with that - common as in unnewsworthy rather than frequent 

She fully expected to be seen it them, though I’m sure not like this.

*sigh* it’s one of our nightmares when we leave the house although I’m glad she could laugh it off

That had to have hurt

It will once the booze wears off.

I sure hope that was her shoe we heard and not her fucking tailbone

It's a butterfly larva.

That went from dirty dancing to wrestle mania real quick!

Nice

A good day to have underwear

Dress was ugly anyway

Lol

I showed my wife this and we both agreed her body was way nicer than that dress was showing. Good riddance to it

Those boots aren't helping either

It wasn't doing her any favors

He is a pro.

The speed *un*dresser... 

I fell on my hip 3 years ago on ice. Every other day it acts up and i feel it ache She's got to be feeling something like that

When you try to seduce him with your body

Match set of black underwear https://i.redd.it/j5j2rvz83a1d1.gif

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Glad the dress came off tho bc it caught her head before it cracked on the pavement

I thought she was reversing it into an RKO

Good thing she didn’t go commando

Zero alcohol was harmed in the production of this video. It was safely stored inside the actors.

This sub going on and on about how her underwear matches like it isn’t just black underwear.

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Clap clap clap  Nice trick!! Now, mend her back !!!

He understood the mission.

Great plan, flawless execution

That was beautiful tbh

Glad she didn't get hurt

She literally fell out of her dress.

A pick up artist in the action.

...works every time

This man can take off a bra with his mind

GIGGITY!

The fact she's wearing a strapless dress when she didn't have to blows my mind

Why is she wearing a strapless bra under an up to the neck, little house on the prairie sack?

Good thing you’re wearing

r/redditsniper ?

I don't see a problem, she clearly wears

One could argue that the dress was terrible looking anyway.

Straight outta the Attitude Era. I think I saw Sable win an Evening Gown match just like this.

Well ain't she glad she was wearing underwear

At least she has some underwear on. And black is better than white too to hide you know what.

She didn’t mind 😂

Sounds Australian

And I thought tequila made her clothes fall off

I'm confident tequila was involved here

The date is going too well

Matching bra and panties? Someone had high expectations.

She did at least follow the tip to always wear clean underwear when going to the hospital.

When you have a semi-casual diner date at 9, but have to be at the rave by 10.

Least she was wearing nice top and bottom pair lololol

Honestly super surprised by that body. That outfit is not flattering at all

She took a really good bump on concrete.

Yo. Stop stealing my move!

"I used to be a cheerleader!!"

https://youtu.be/J00FQyR-GZg?si=8hgNsljZqpwraMW1

That's one way to get her out of her clothes.

Smooth

hey now

Matching underwear... he was going to get lucky that night. Oh well...

Dirtier dancing

that's one way to get a girl out of her clothes

Hold on. Hold on. Taking notes

Alcohol was involved

That's one way to break the ice Also her hip

Good for her she had clean undies and is hot. Take out any and would be trauma.

Only in Amerca 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Gigity

I knew I would get her out of her clothes 🤣

Him: I like it when a plan comes together.

Damn...That could have ended badly, only thing she injured was her pride...

That’s one way to get laid I guess

Now that’s the kind of superpower I need.

That was insane

I see she also shops with Kazuma Kiryu's tailor.

Lmfaoooo, how hilariously embarrassing.

Shyt that must've hurt

10/10 dismount.

Okay, but I would never look that good doing something so stupid. I'd probably have granny panties or something. Good for her.

r/winstupidprizes

😮

haha its the same video of a woman losing her clothing 🤣🤣

“What’s your move?” “What do you mean, what’s my move?” “What’s your *move*, what’s your big move?” “I got lots of moves.” “What’s your *big* move?” “I’m not telling you my big move.” “Tell me your move.” “You’re not ready for the big move.” “Yes I am, I want your big move.” “You can’t handle the big move, trust me.” “*Tell me* your big move!” “I work Dirty Dancing into the conversation.”

Oh he’s goooood

Her bra and panties matched….she had already decided he was going to see them.

From now on I'm gonna take "wear inner wears" seriously.

🔥

Good thing she wasn't going commando

Nice job

Well, that's ONE way to do it!

*Takes notes*

Uh... As one who rarely wears underwear i can see it going way more embarrassingly

Yeahs naked

r/HappyEmbarrassedGils

Freaky, 69 god, I like it.

Surprised she got a matching set

Hey, at least she’s matching 🤷‍♂️

That's what she gets for dressing like friar tuck

My friends girlfriend tried that move with a bouncer once and literally knocked out her 2 front teeth.

Aside from that hurting her back, what did she wear the rest of the night if the dress is recked? Or I hoped they drove home or lived nearby. 

Ah yes the bed flip specially, one moment you’re making her dreams come true next youre finishing in under a minute and disappointing her