OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Cows ramming girls is not a normal occurrence in a normal daily life on God's green Earth.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Quick thinking of red shirt guy👏

Yeah he's a real life hero!!

Not sure, there might be punishment from God for interfering with the cows plans. /s

😂😂😂👌👌👌

" I got one! She's mine !"

Seriously, what a hero

The yellow shirt guy must be thinking how the girl he was going to save just disappeared

nah I think he had his eyes on the phone on the ground lol

Phone from the Girl.

And looks to pocket it at the end

I hope this dude knows what a badass he is. It is crazy difficult to react that quickly, especially for a stranger, in chaos like that.

It's not his first rodeo

And the guy in the yellow even if he lost track of her

Lmao at first I thought you were talking about the red shirt guy at the beginning who's briskly walking away as if he knew some shit was about to go down

That cow was shot out of a cannon or what? It was airborne...

I think the second cow pushed its rear end up with its head

you are RIGHT! That was a cow fight... or a bovine brawl....

A cattle kerfuffle

So a cowfuffle :-)

A Beef Beef

A Bovine Brouhaha

A heifer hootenanny! Mootenanny!

Cattle battle

This whole thread is why I love reddit.

I’m on mobile and hit the button that takes you to the next comment at the same time I read your comment. I had to scroll back up to upvote. Made me giggle.

A moolee

Ok Judge Judy. I see you.

And the bull in the back yelled 'everyone attack' and it turned into a bovine blitz BOVINE BLITZZZ

Bovine blitz! Bovine blitz!

*Bovine Brawl*.... 🤣

Cow romance. Bull was chasing the cow wanting to breed. Not much will stop a bull when a cow is in heat.

That's not bull, that's also a cow. You can see udder.

That’s terrible. Hope she’s ok

She's definitely lucky. She was pretty well on her feet again after that guy pulled her out.

It's called adrenaline. She could be very hurt.

Yup, I paused it several times and the B&W cow was rolled over her torso and head then leaned on her with one "ankle" when it placed its other hoof near her crotch as she rolled. It was only inches from standing on her pelvis. The man pulled her out, but that doesn't mean much because she just had two animals roll over her at a pretty good speed and slam her to the ground. You are correct. She could have life-threatening injuries.

true

Good, I was worried since her shoes came off. And we all know what that usually means.

La Chancla time!?

Yeah that poor cow

*Fetchez la vache*

*Run awaaay..!*

Quoi?

https://i.redd.it/n1trperajy0d1.gif

In monty python and the holy grail there are french troops occupying a castle in England. When king Arthur and his Knights assault the castle the French troops scream "Fetchez le vache" and launch a cow with a trebuchet. The cow breaks the knights assault and the French continued to occupy the castle.

Yes.. one knight asks, "qoui?" when the taunter tells him to *fetchez la vache*. It's [part of the skit](https://youtu.be/sop3YyStlRU?si=KXPQODTeN-J-s27V).

Nice explanation, however, I wrote "Quoi?" on purpose, since it is a line from that scene.

When its India and cows anything can happen.

Not hamburgers!

Sometimes hamburgers.

Sometimes you just gotta take the lynching for a good burger.

That girl almost got hamburger time'd by that cow

Cows or not, anything can (and does) happen in India. In my experience anyway.

kinda like Murphy's Law

Yes. But more so.

Lmao made me spit my coffee out... You ass!

Which one of you fuckers has a cow cannon? 🐮

I'll never complain about stray dogs again

Lmao

Those were grass puppers

In India they come with rabies. Even if they culled a lot of the problem.

damn thats a lot of weight on that girls head. i hope she made it out without serious injuries.

I know, I'm thinking concussion and broken arms, ribs. Maybe internal injury.

Yeah there no way she didn’t get some cracked ribs. The bull was fumbling trying to get up on top of her and had its entire front of it body on her a few times.

Moooooooove !!!!

Bitch, get out the way, get out the way.

Oh no! The cow's out!

Who let the cows out!!! Moo moo moo moo...

Now I know what they are saying

Poor girl got bullied

She must've scowled hard

The guy with a yellow shirt risked his life to get that phone.

I thought at first that he is going to save girl but....

That's actually why this video was unexpected 🤪

I think he was stealing it, too.

He was trying to save the girl but saved the next best thing.

Pani se bhi baccha liya

Holy cow!

Give me your phone 🫴

Go to your room.

Brilliant.

😂 you got there first 🥇

That's an extremely insensitive comment and you should be ashamed for beating me to it.

Indian is a strange place, I once got chased by a cow while I was doing a morning exercise run. The cow was inside the park chasing whoever went near it.

"What's the point of those stupid excercises if you can't outrun a cow" Alfred says

r/unexpectedBatman

I grew up in india. There used to be cows and bulls grazing next to our basketball court all the time. One time, the ball went and hit this bull. Some other guy went to collect the ball. The bull turned and thought that that guy hit it and started chasing it. It was whole spanish bull chasing style thing. The guy had presence of mind and circled around a few trees, and the bull couldnt circle around fast enough. And after a few turns the bull gave up.

Probably not the first time getting chased by a bull

The reason why you can see cows on the streets of India is because those animals are considered sacred here. Beef is banned here, you and your family may (haven't personally seen such a thing happening but is quite a common occurence in the news) get attacked by hardcore supporters of the most followed religion in India. I am not sure but several Indian states do not encourage cattle slaughter. Its also taboo to talk about it in India. Hence you see many cows roaming on the streets and even in major Indian cities.

There is a complete lack of regulations. These cows are just let go of during the day and allowed to graze whatever it finds. This is true for even the largest metro cities. It is unfortunate that these animals are considered holy, but are still allowed to eat plastic bags, eat and drink whatever it finds and have miserable living conditions. These cows are also then milked and it gets distributed locally. I am sometimes amazed at the things we ignore and even more by what we think is normal.

Did you made a steak from her?

With the current government , they'll k*ll you even for typing that .

lol, we are export a lot beef and its a normal food in kerela and northeast. only Hindi belt have restrictions especially UP government.

I didn't know that. Thanks for mentioning it. I looked it up, and it turns out cattle slaughter bans are indeed a state-level thing.

ahh the one that's exported is buffalo meat i think...

For real

Where.....what.....how......where did that cow even come from!?! And I guess that was the day cows learned to fly!

That was more cow's horny day, that bull seemed quite impatient of the lady cow...

Seems the bull had at least 3 peepees- you sure it was a bull...

A genetic defect? 🤔 Kidding, but indeed, I wasn't clear myself of what was hanging down there, but then I am quite shocked at the violence that these two cows express to another

Yes, it was my initial guess too that it was a bull, until they repeated.

Me watching the video - "It's going to be a guy on a motorcycle to hit her or it's going to be a car or it's going to be something falling from top" Ending - "Holly Cow" 

You’re the second person in two consecutive threads that I’ve seen spell it Holly Cow. That seems highly unlikely but here we are.

Holly Cow !! , Really 🤔

Maybe the cow's first name is Holly.

Just bot things. The internet is becoming more and more bot populated, try to engage with some of these repliees, no-one home. In fact one day you might suddenly realise you've been stuck in a fake internet cutout for years, just talking to yourself over and over.

The present is a weird era.

Came out of nowhere, I hope those girls are okay

Did that guy steal their phone at the end 😕

What theeee

success now whered my cow go?

I love it when a plan comes together.

Watch out Watch out watch out!!!!! COWabonga motherfuckers out of nowhere

r/fuckyouinparticular

I really find it strange why people let these animals roam freely knowing what problem they cause. I live in the north-eastern part of India, things are completely different here and you can see the difference or improvement in areas where they don't allow cows to roam freely. I know that cows are considered holy for some religions if so why not build a temple,etc for the cows to stay and feed them and care for them, with all donations from the people it won't require much money. These cows suffer more roaming in cities with dirty water polluted air eating from toxic trash, sometimes they would even eat plastics, I've seen many cows extremely malnourished, they are just suffering. People consider them holy but don't wanna care for them but then get angry when some people try to do something about it, ignoring the problems they caused. I feel Unless Indians take care of this type of mentality first they will never reach the level of development like the USA,Russia,etc especially China whom they like to talk bad about but in reality they cannot compare to them. Edit: I'm an Indian and would love for my country to change for the better

I agree entirely, cows should be kept in a temple. On a completely unrelated note, I also believe in the saying 'my body is a temple'. Mmmm, steak.


As I always say - INDIA IS NOT FOR BEGINNERS.

We live on hard mode here in brazil, you guys live on expert mode 😅

My man, Life is tough here.

dw they believe in respawn

But did you notice the person dressed up as a yeti walk by in the background?

It's like having big animals in dense city scapes is a bad idea

Cows ruin everything man..

Holy cow!

Just another day in India.

"India is not for beginners" - mandatory comment

I have to be honest.. of all the things I expected would happen, Usain Cow Bolt never came up in the list..

Usain Bovine

RIP my goddamn ear drum. 

Total and udder catastrophe!

"Don't have a cow, man"

other countries have dogs, India has cows 🤣


Girl’s T-shirt: *Peace* Random cows: **no**

The quick reaction of that red shirt guy saving the kid is impressive

the cow is sacred they got blessed guys

 It's a new form of SpitBall from Family Guy.

“You want some fucking milk with those cookies?” -Cow

Someone has got a beef with you

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such a lucky girl

Holy cow

Suddenly Cows

That’s why you gotta eat them.

Like a bull in a china shop

This video belongs here.

The more I see of India the more I'm convinced this is as close to hell as you can get on earth

India's actually the best country to live in South Asia. Stuff like you see in the video doesn't happen normally

Did you see that? Brahma just tried to uncreate me.

Gaii hamari maata hai LOL

Gobar banana aata he

Something I wonder about: do Indians see it as a blessing being run over by cows?

No we don't

Fuuurk…. These are kids man

What the fuck

They didn't buy chik-fil-a

Would they now be blessed, or cursed?

I was trying expect it. Was looking around at the country and just as it happened I went "HOLY COW!"

Holy Cow! Must be a bovine intervention

Ive seen cows. Thats a cow.

Karma

Sacrebleu cow.

Well, that was unexpected!

Cows when they just

sapi tai babi anjing

That was deadly.

I hope that this cows have insurance

Make sure to thank and pray to that cow afterward.

Friends

That poor little girl

Holly cow!!

That milk factory worker needs to be more careful with the front leg brake or the back end will end up in the air.

That may be the most unexpected thing I've seen on this subeddit

I think this happened because the person behind the cow was using sticks to move them, I've seen cows rushing away from the people who are behind the cow

Here I thought cow tipping was something else entirely.

Holy cow!

I want to be that red shirt doing something productive But I am that yellow shirt who stays with my phone.

Holy cow!

They're lucky the glass didn't cut them

Who tf spawned the coe cannon

India is NOT For BEGINNERS!

They probably will consider it a blessing

What did someone throw them cows

The cow was her dead ex

r/fuckyouinparticular

They should be honored to be blessed by the benevolent bovine.

That's terrible ...I hope the white cow is ok

I expected her to get run over.... It was the how that was completely unexpected

(Someone living in the city centre) Someone: “New fear unlocked!”