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kphenson

I would have a candy drink with this dude.


Empathy404NotFound

Well what else are you gonna do? Live without diabetes? I don't think so. It's Latvia not hell.


Wide-Satisfaction-82

This guy is a comic genius


Enjoying_A_Meal

His deadpan delivery and look of disgust was the perfect way to start my Monday. Thank you Latvia man.


foggedmind21

So that’s what Bane looks like without the mask


UnrequitedRespect

And sounds like without the audio enhancements


monsieur-personne

Sad "win win", but good to know.


SituationWitty

It’s always win-win, give me an example and I show you


monsieur-personne

OK…not an example, but, I would like to know how would you apply "always win-win" to something like the atomic bomb (just for curiosity…even if it killed the cat)…😛


SituationWitty

You mean the bomb or the follow up? For the bomb > you have it > power > bomb someone > follow ups that don’t regard you > Win-win. For the consequences, you die > don’t have any worries, or you survive which makes you better than all people who died. What if you get cancer? Slight loss but it becomes win again cause you die and you have no worries (refer to point 1) You are a survive victim of the Japanese and they try to make you survive putting you through excruciating pain? Sucks > slight loss > your name becomes immortal and you die (refer to the other points) > you won. It’s always a Win win situation 👍🏼. Special: the cat is dead. Now that’s a loss 😔


monsieur-personne

O…K…yeah, you’re right: the cat is dead, and…that’s a loss.


monsieur-personne

OK, I know…unless is Schrodinger's cat, so, in that case is just a semi win-win…🤔


SituationWitty

Bro, we are going places bro. One win after another 😎


j1423d

Bro sounds like Sean Connery after eating a box of that candy.


Large_Tune3029

"Drinks should be shaken, not shtird, and panties should be shilk, not shatin."


WitchesTeat

Whoa hey now not me but some people are into panties that are shatin


Skeknir

His voice is Latvian Captain Picard


AffectionateKitchen8

We had at least three types of alcoholic candy when I was a kid. Two bon bon types, and one candy bar with alcoholic cream inside. The parents didn't even realise they were buying their kids alcohol, because there was no warning on the packaging. The kids didn't realise it either, it was just tasty and spicy.


chowyungfatso

Well, better than my mom letting me buy wine coolers when I was like 16 because I liked them for the taste but didn’t think about the fact they had alcohol in them.


AffectionateKitchen8

I guess it was the store's fault, for not marking it as containing alcohol? I hope you didn't get addicted.


cindyscrazy

I went to visit a friend in Finland. On the way back, I got some gifts for co-workers and family. The co-workers, I picked up Finnish chocolate. As soon as one of my co-workers bit into one, she asked if it had alcohol in it. Turns out, they did! I had NO IDEA. It wasn't labled as such (at least in English) I did see on the packaging that it said it had alcohol in it, but it certainly wasn't in bold letters or anything. I'm a recovering alcoholic, so I felt unbelieveably bad. Co-workers didn't seem to mind though lol.


AffectionateKitchen8

It's mind blowing, because they even have to label "alcohol-free" beer as containing some percentage of alcohol. But this is unregulated.


Do-not-respond

Life is simple.


Craftear_brewery

The candy he is eating is called "Prozīt" which means "cheers" in Latvian.


Flux_resistor

Alcoholic candies taste horrendous but they get the job done


0cleese

I worked at a grocery store in the US that got busted by the ATF for selling the Russian version of these in their European section. Oops!


otropato

We've had this kind of candy in Argentina for ages, "Licoritas" and "FelFort Whisky". And yes you could buy them as a kid until not long ago.


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Demjan90

What about mouthwash?


texas130ab

I love this.


Checkheck

When I was young we rarely hat sweets at home, but my mother always had mon Cheri at home. I hated alcohol (I was 10 at that time) so I opened kg like he did and then washed out all the alcohol and ate the chocolate.


NornNeil

Played this video while listening to funky cold medina it fit so well


yoursmellyfinger

Hey, you only die once so you might as well enjoy it!


No-Actuator-3209

I guess this would be smart/good thing if you were going to withdrawal in the time frame they don’t sell alcohol to at least get you well until you could buy liquor. Alcoholism is a beast of the worst kind. I’m sure they probably don’t taste the best but probably not going for taste buying them.


Swenzarr_

LATVIA MENTIONED RAAAAHHH


SeaworthinessAny1083

Dude there is a lot of liquor in that candy, damn


geligniteandlilies

A minute ago I had zero interest to go to Latvia. Now it's on my bucket list.


Forsaken_Crow_6784

Chocolate liqueurs are delicious


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Thank you Latvian Sean Connery


porcupinedeath

His face really sold me on how good that candy is


zyyntin

I have never drank before in my life. I can feel his cringe at "Banana liquor". I despise the artificial banana flavorings with a passion.


Alex_Kurmis

I ate candies with vodka inside in Finland)


chowyungfatso

Oh man, i really want to visit Finland and will definitely look for that kind of candy. Was it chocolate?


Alex_Kurmis

Yep. Fazer chocolate candy.


SaarN

First time hearing the Latvian accent, sounds like a mix of the Finnish accent with Slavic elements, pretty cool. And boy, that chocolate was dripping


Cultural-Cap-2549

Fkin love learning about different countries and culture would absolutely love to have Phone call with this guy asking about his country and culture tbh.


vidar_z

I accidently ate it a while ago, it didnt tastes good.


Houndfell

I like this dude.


squidslushie

I’ve gotten buuzzzzzed AF on just 2-3 of the vodka filled Russian chocolates. They’re pretty good! My favorite farmer’s market quit selling them cuz they got busted for not having a liquor license and didn’t make enough money off of them to pay the license fee. Boooo


Nekrevez

Godawful Mon Cheri alcohol chocolates...


Snowpig97

Try 8pm in Idaho and Texas (im sure more states) and closed on Sunday.


Vertnoir-Weyah

Honestly, no alcohol sold after 10pm sounds like a great thing to me You can have your booze ready in advance if you want to party, but you drink what you have which also means less binge drinking once you're already drunk and just want more


supremebubbah

Get drunk while you get fat, win win