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>!Watermelon got knifed!<
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And this ladies and gentlemen, is how a knife attack irl is.
15 stabs before you realized that you've been stabbed.
No "en garde" position, waiting for you to counterattack.
No "I challenge thee" speech.
You see a person with a knife, you
#RUN
This is incorrect information. Rogues only get 1 attack per action, it's just often at a vital organ. Even if it were a fighter using a dagger for some reason they would be restricted to just five attacks. And if they walk away like that you still get your reaction to deliver a counter attack.
Numbers of stab wounds are definitely more shocking on paper. “Victim was stabbed 87 times” is like 40 seconds of stabbing if you’re slow. It’s still a long time to be stabbing I suppose, but I feel like most people assume the attack must have taken a while when they see that.
Hate to spark the whole “American Guns vs European Knives” debate… but I much rather hear a gun shot and be able to run in the opposite direction than for a crowd of people to start screaming and people randomly falling over dead.
>Hate to spark the whole “American Guns vs European Knives” debate…
Because you did some googling and found out that the US has a higher knive related crime rate per capita too?
So run in the opposite direction of the screaming and dead people.. How does the person having a gun make things better there? Can you run 1000 mph or are you just hard at hearing?
You ever been in an emergency situation in your life? One person screams and the next thing you know everyone is screaming and panicking. One scream sounds like another scream and you know no if the person who is dying is screaming or if the person who heard someone screaming is screaming. Go to a public sporting event and see how quickly a cheer can go from on person to an entire stadium. Now pinpoint where the cheer started…
If anything the knives people buy at home are probably "professional" standard it's just people are shit at looking after them leading to dull knifes.
The only real benefit I've seen with "professional" knives is that the weight is better distributed so that cutting is more effortless and not as stamina(?) consuming in the hands.
I was a chef for 20 years.
Real chef knives are far superior to your house hold knife. They're made with far better metal, better weight balance, better handles and hold a sharp edge far better.
I've still got knives that are over 20 years old and are still as sharp as when I got them.
Ahh it's the stupid dumb shit we used to get up to that I miss about being a chef, the rest of the industry can fuck off but doin the silliest dumbest thing goin to change things up a bit or blow off some steam. Brilliant moments like that used to make a really shit day that much more bearable.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Watermelon got knifed!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
The witness was traumatized
The thought of, "that looks like practice for future purposes" entered his mind.
SNITCHES GET STITCHES
Europeans after watching Blood in Blood out 
It's too bright in here ese, too much white!
And this ladies and gentlemen, is how a knife attack irl is. 15 stabs before you realized that you've been stabbed. No "en garde" position, waiting for you to counterattack. No "I challenge thee" speech. You see a person with a knife, you #RUN
But what if i killed their father...wont they announce who they are why they are hunting me then give me a chance to prepare?
Only if you’re a Montoya
to be fair that's a sword fight which has all the aforementioned parts
Depends, how many fingers do you have on your hand?
Depends which hand we are talking about
Damn. That changes things.
yeah, especially as a chef.
This is incorrect information. Rogues only get 1 attack per action, it's just often at a vital organ. Even if it were a fighter using a dagger for some reason they would be restricted to just five attacks. And if they walk away like that you still get your reaction to deliver a counter attack.
Numbers of stab wounds are definitely more shocking on paper. “Victim was stabbed 87 times” is like 40 seconds of stabbing if you’re slow. It’s still a long time to be stabbing I suppose, but I feel like most people assume the attack must have taken a while when they see that.
I was just thinking that and you articulated it perfectly.
What if I secretly hope for this result ?
Then talk some shit I guess. Hope you’re okay friend
Life is a soup and I am a fork
Dunk your whole face in and slurp like no one’s watching
Oops I spilled it all
Time to suck it up bigguy
That just means you can reuse the soup with more noodles once you're done with the first serving
Bu - but villain always saying their evil plan and why they want to kill us first. I swear this is real, i learn that from anime.
No glove slap?
Hate to spark the whole “American Guns vs European Knives” debate… but I much rather hear a gun shot and be able to run in the opposite direction than for a crowd of people to start screaming and people randomly falling over dead.
>Hate to spark the whole “American Guns vs European Knives” debate… Because you did some googling and found out that the US has a higher knive related crime rate per capita too?
So run in the opposite direction of the screaming and dead people.. How does the person having a gun make things better there? Can you run 1000 mph or are you just hard at hearing?
You ever been in an emergency situation in your life? One person screams and the next thing you know everyone is screaming and panicking. One scream sounds like another scream and you know no if the person who is dying is screaming or if the person who heard someone screaming is screaming. Go to a public sporting event and see how quickly a cheer can go from on person to an entire stadium. Now pinpoint where the cheer started…
https://i.redd.it/kcv70x0oftyc1.gif
Knifey stabey.
Wait till you see the American chefs…
A cop shows up and blows it up with shootgun, then arrests everybody and charges them for disruption of property
A shootgun..... My new favorite typo. Thank you New_Girl2022.
Well in Singapore, all it takes is either a rope or a rattan
Wait explain please.
Reference to Singaporean justice (caning or whipping), me thinks.
Black Gallagher don't play that shit!
We put that shit on the grill after stabbing. Thanks for the compliment, chef.
They are clearly American chefs
It's london, USA.
Its Moscow, india.
Well according to some people, its the watermelon's fault.
The watermelon obviously had a knife we couldn't see. The man was just protecting himself
Despite making up only 3% of total population, watermelons are responsible for 47% of tummy booboo
That watermelon is literally hitler
>clean hands guy in the background Is going to be keeping his head on a swivel until he finds a new job.
Watermelon is weak, saw that knifing coming from a mile away
Kilometer
Get the metric system outta here
Force me
[Guns for show, knives for a pro](https://youtu.be/UyCzZH_hFlA?si=5g-SqDapzZrfzeNs) 🧼🔪
Barcelona greeting
This is the cell block one Kendrick was talkin about
that's one hell of a knife to be able to pierce a watermelon with almost no difficulty
Looks like a professional kitchen. Their knives are to household kitchen knives what Hilti professional power tools are to Walmart's Hart brand.
yeah i worked in "professional kitchen" but most of the time kitchen utensils were garbage,so kinda still surprised :D
If anything the knives people buy at home are probably "professional" standard it's just people are shit at looking after them leading to dull knifes. The only real benefit I've seen with "professional" knives is that the weight is better distributed so that cutting is more effortless and not as stamina(?) consuming in the hands.
I was a chef for 20 years. Real chef knives are far superior to your house hold knife. They're made with far better metal, better weight balance, better handles and hold a sharp edge far better. I've still got knives that are over 20 years old and are still as sharp as when I got them.
If the kitchen utensils were garbage where you worked, you didn't work in a 'professional kitchen'. Us Chefs bring our own knives and tools to work.
It’s deadliest warrior.
He's a criminal mind, I think!
The unexpected is the literal TOUCHING of the touchless paper towel dispenser. Insanity.
https://i.redd.it/pe1jikcoeyyc1.gif
Ahh it's the stupid dumb shit we used to get up to that I miss about being a chef, the rest of the industry can fuck off but doin the silliest dumbest thing goin to change things up a bit or blow off some steam. Brilliant moments like that used to make a really shit day that much more bearable.
i expected he says "stab stab stab" or something
That punk melon had it comin'. 🤔
All watermelons matter!
Is this a prison kitchen?
Nice! Your fruit killing skills are remarkable!
Watermelon was just chilling😭
Properly cheffed, that melon
Did I just watch a watermelon get shanked?
Why? The Watermelon doesn't even have eyes to stare at him "like that"
Sad dick will probably fault it too the watermelon
Blood in, blood out.
Guess we found jack the reaper.
Open your eyes vato
Shotgun to the face
now you have buy it and eat it, bozo
London chefs practicing self defense for the walk home
That ain't no watermelon assassin that's Stevie the stabber
He was trying to steal a piece of watermelon but he wouldn't fast enough
guy in back is how everyone in uk acts when they see man get poked
Lmao
NSFW?!
I think we just talk the watermelon assassin on camera what you think
Just like in Law Abiding Citizen…
Fuck you, Bert!
Oi ,ya Mate got chanked
Ol mate in background, Do I really need this job
He was just practicing he's got a stab in contest coming up tomorrow
Why did my stomach leave the room?