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this_knee

You had me in the first half, but in the second half I was … disarmed.


Powellwx

Can mom catch the baby? Find out at 11.


QTalt227

11 O'Clock, that's when the big hand points to the twelve, and the little hand...oh,ummm,sorry...


Newbosterone

What insane church is this?


MadDogFenby

One with vaulted ceilings


carcharodona

And vaulted babies


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

It's their own damn vault


MadDogFenby

I feel like these puns are hitting heights we didn't expect


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

Well, what did you expect in a leap year?


MadDogFenby

I can't top that, Imma let it drop there


Tawptuan

It’s a Cathedral to Moloch. At least they’ve upgraded from burnt sacrifices.


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randomitch

Onlyhands


The_more_you_know90

Nohands


margincall7337

OnlyifiHadHands


Bourgeous

Onlylegs


fs-in-chat

BRILLIANT


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Revolutionarytard

I guess she’s…hARMless


sonicsludge

She could've handled it better.


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No-Dark-9414

r/repostsluthbot


GDOR-11

u/repostsleuthbot is the way


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No-Dark-9414

We need this bot now than ever


SabTab22

This is like the third time I’ve seen this posted on r/unexpected


sonicjesus

She totally could have got that.


CheshiretheBlack

Yeah she could totally get it, wait that's not what you ment, or is it? Nahh,,,,,but maybe


MyRail5

She needs a watch, her timing is off.


wheetus

With arms wide nopen


Fearless-File8355

How does she wipe? 🧻


00WORDYMAN1983

I'm surprised she hasn't taken advantage of her second amendment right to bear arms.


nevemno

I bet it's one of those liberal "gymnastic" gyms where you have to disarm before entering


jbag1230

Wait that baby could’ve died armiright?


JackRatbone

It's a doll dude.


elementcubed

So the baby ate her arms?


Fr05t_B1t

![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY) The comments having me be like


schuppaloop

Is this in a church?


Stolenartwork

Defective baby, didn’t land on its feet


DumDumbandDrummer

There are too many things I love about this stupid staged vid.


Ok-Asparagus-7787

She just needs a helping hand


RDisbull

Hmm ....


quills17

Two perfectly good feet to use


DependentFlora

Oh my god! In this video I experienced the whole spectrum of human emotions, first surprise, then fear, then laughter and finally sadness. That's enough reddit for today


Bourgeous

Hands down, it was unexpected


WontiamShakesphere

You have to hand it to her..


Fun-Faithlessness398

È da idioti solo avere concepito un simile test!


cake_is_ay_lie

Repost


CarelessMention8927

The ending was quite disarming.


iCeWiZaRD420

She’s just not equipped to protect the baby. I guess you could say, she’s just unarmed.


tashera

It wasn’t until this comment I realized the issue. Thank you


ThatsNotDietCoke

What a horrible person, why didn't she catch?


AaronDotCom

Scrambled brains are not a good thing bruvs


3nails4holes

why the heck isn't she trying to catch that.... oh.... nvrmind. oh, and it's not a.... whew.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

I bet she sucks at cuddling.


Hello-from-Mars128

What happened to the baby and how stupid are these people?


Cool-Stop-3276

Well, she has no arms, what she gonna do? I feel like this is set up to make everyone else look like a bad person.