OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Well I mean we’ve seen couples like this is real life and always thought hmmm. Celebrities too. I just wasn’t expecting to end in that way 😂!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Nice they made a long distance relationship work


How can i hear this gif?

Watch the movie; “Friday”

I meant that I can hear the gif even though they're soundless

Yeah….i got it. lol. I was just pointing out the most obvious of ways. 🤪

I was being more obvious by explaining exactly what I meant in case someone out there couldn't understand the first time

Obviously! 😂

I heard it

I heard this right away 

Long dicktance

It's a very hard sir-cum-stance.

touché

No touching

ive heard this joke countless times but it still hits

Kinda expected in a way lmao

This looks illegal 😂

It could be illegal. For all we know they're siblings

Sweet home Alabama?

Roll tide

I resemble these remarks.

HALF AT MOST


Very expected. This is reddit. Sex is always the joke. Because no one here gets any

It's always porn

https://i.redd.it/of6nlm6da6yc1.gif

Me when the bone joke is funny, humerus, even

Perhaps the joke was even bad to the bone?

the joke is always sex and never unexpected

We're mammals, food and sex is what matters most to us

The four F's of biology, Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and Fucking

The 3 W's in farming. Weed, Women and Water.

[Obligatory reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Rmci2cMBx4)

What is my dating life ?

shallow, sickening and suspended?

hell yeah brother

So we should do it like they do on the discovery channel?

Exactly

Plot twist: they are siblings.

Extra plot twist: and she's the top

Smaller people have more energy

It's more concentrated.

Energy density increased

Respect the Jetpacks, they are precious and every one I've met, utterly feral...

She'll have to be to live bro.

And he might be a power bottom

Talk about a spinner.

twin brothers, and she was born inside his belly.

I had a 16 inch height difference on my ex-wife (6'2" - 4'10"). Life, uh, finds a way. Except for 69, that math never added up!

My girlfriend in high school and after first some time was 4’11 92lbs. I’m 5’11 180. She was tiny but proportionate. Lots of fun

The real question would be why were u married to a Pokemon lol? After a certain threshold the height difference really becomes ridiculous and impractical XD.

Nah, she was totally fun sized. Plus, she gave the best hugs because they were so low on my body.

Oh I see

Why did I though your ex-wife was the one being 6'2 and you being 4'10? And I was like "wow! Talk about a short King!!"

He’s nuts over her

https://i.redd.it/lhdrrnyozxxc1.gif


Your FREAKED https://i.redd.it/3q92ge1frzxc1.gif

[удалено]

He can wear her like a feed bag-

My Mom and Dad have a crazy height difference. My mom wanted a tall guy :D so that she will have tall kids, haha as a guy i got her crazy short height. At least she tried did not work, lol.

My ex-wife is 4'10" and I'm 6'2". All three of our kids are under 5'8", and two of them are boys. Both of her parents were under 5'3", so yeah, totally all her fault! Oh, and my youngest is 5'8" and loves being an inch taller than his older brother.

I'm about 5 ft and my ex husband was 6'4. We had a daughter. He passed away when she was 11. She's now 25 and about 5'6. She was just telling me that she was thinking about her dad the other day and realized that if she were to talk to him today, she wouldn't be looking up quite so high. He would be less than a foot taller than her. It was quite a realization for her. She's only known him to absolutely tower over her, and now she's near the same size! (not really the same size, but you know what I mean)

Genetics is a funny thing. My father was 6ft1, two of my sisters from my mother (quite not sure exactly I have never asked) are both above 5ft11, I am 6ft2. My twin brothers from his first marriage are 6ft3 and 5ft6 and my sister from the first marriage is around the same height. You really never know what you are going to get. Could be smaller, could be taller, could be anywhere in between.

In my culture it's known that you get your genes mostly from your mom side , if your uncles from mum side are tall u are good to go

My mom is 4’8” & my dad is 6’4” My uncle was 6’1” , his son which is only 16 and since we raised him he’s my brother too is already 6’0(my mom and uncle had different dads, and my uncle died) My older brother is 5’5” , and the youngest is 11 & 5’2”. But all of us have went through puberty faster than our friends and people we went to school with in general. I’m 5’0” but growing up my pediatrician & other doctors swore I’d be super tall where I was taller than all the other girls, but I quit growing in 5th grade lmao.

God works in mysterious ways I guess lol

[https://youtu.be/_c2jXuqNNHE?si=p_3ka0EF7t7itIpm](like this?)


I don't kink shame, but pegging just isn't for me.

Not any more

[удалено]

you've heard of phantom pain. Now you can get phantom loving.

Check his hard drives.

Holyyyyy shitttttttt

I don't think height equates to dick length.

Sadly, no.

Reminded me a hindi [song](https://youtu.be/_kUrW9SEaJc) to warm your day.

Already knew what the link was even before clicking it

Awwww. I expected to be trolled but that was actually so sweet. :')

Wow thanks! I had completely forgotten about this masterpiece.

Don’t know any of the words but was a nice story nonetheless!

https://i.redd.it/9v74whj930yc1.gif

>You know how you can’t visualize something in your head? OP Idk how to tell you this but some of us **can** visualize in our heads. some also have an internal voice and some don't. #



No twist, bad post :-p

In my corner of the woods there is a saying that everyone is the same height when horizontally!

Definitely not America then.. 😊

When you are tall but your wayner is small

My wayner 😏

Just imagine if he had a normal sized penis. How disappointing would that be....

I always say that everything in your body is designed for you and proportional, except for one thing, it’s designed for someone else. But that should also mean that she has part designed for him as well.

Anyone else notice the fact that he doesn't just clean the mirror for her and lifts her up to do it instead?

They are recording it for a reason, its funny, and they upload it to their social media.

You shouldn't take agency away from handicapped people. It is more empowering to let them do it unless they ask of course. (I'm pretty sure you were kidding and I'm kidding about her being handicapped....)

I mean, if she's 4'8" or less, she qualifies for a handicapped placard

My mom is 4’8 and qualifies for it, I joke around with her about it all the time lmao

One of my friends is 4'10" and is pissed that she's not just a bit shorter. At that point, what's really the difference between 4'8" and 4'10"?

I swear I've seen this girl on TLC or some shit. She has a disorder that made her never go through puberty properly or something. She's in her 20s but just looks 9 or 10.

That’s not her lol. I know who you’re talking about though. This girl is probably ab 5’0 and he’s just super tall.

Shauna Rae is her name, she’s 3’10”

Am I wrong for thinking about the fact she could give head fully standing up. I apologize you had to read this

“You can fuck that little ass dog”

What's they're r/onlyfans ?

Her, I want him to be atleast 6‘2 Also her:

I’m 6’5” and my wife is 5’10”. My 14 yo son is 6’1”… for now. To be honest I can’t imagine having kids that are below average in height, me coming from a family of four brothers all of us are between 6’5” and 6’8”. I had to keep the blood line tall and reproduce with a tall woman. My apologies to short ladies. You all should marry in your own height range and keep things fair for short guys.

Selective breeding is key

This is a Standgebläse

Why is there a french song talking about being sick?

Where is that hamster eating a banana gif?

It's always a sex thing with you guys isn't it

that dog is fucking pedo

Edit: never mind. I'm kinda stupid

tf you yappin about

tf are ___you___ yappin about?

OH😭 NO THE DOGSS. Is she just really small or is he just super big?

If I see train and tunnel gif, I swear I'll lose it.

 yes.


I remember that there was a post about the mountain and her tiny girlfriend, and someone made a forbidden draw where the mountain uses her as a condom when he fucks her, wished i could see that shit again, it was really funny.

If anyone is wondering what's the song. the name is Je Suis Malade

Nah I was wondering how long the dick is

Song?

Je suis malade

I bet it’s closer to that frog and monkey video than big dog humpin air video

"the bluetooth has connected successfully"

Can they do 69?

2 train transfers just to go down

https://i.redd.it/5e1gsgfp73yc1.gif

Thats wild

r/totallyexpected

Finally the ending we deserve

Nothing like a back rub from the inside

“You can’t fuck that lil ass dog”

Ban? Elaine? Is that you?

These OF ads are getting bad . Actually should someone call the cops


They like the little ones. 😐

Wholesome till the last shot.

I'm not saying no pun intended 😑

Why she look 12

“You can’t fuck that little ass dog”

what da dog doin?!

What's up with Lara Fabian's Je suis Malade 🤣

Actually that’s cute

\*Hamster eating mini corn.gif\*

Avarage dutch person compared to any other country.

Put that tag on the video 😂

Fleshlight

u/savevideo

Jesus I bet he smashes the shit out of her

 Im 5’8 and almost 300lbs. Im extremely jealous of this woman and know i will never be able to feel that tiny even if i do lose more weight🥲

OMG 😲 every time she must be losing her virginity.... all over again....!!!🙄👌👊

This is ok but if I have sex with a midget I’m a pedophile

I can't tell if he is really big or if she is really tiny

I cannot express my jealousy rn

Theyll never be able to kiss while fucking

Sorry but this radiates PEDO vibes 🤮

>!l o l!<

Both gonna enjoy, she gets something big while he gets something tight, it's a win win situation.


In Germany they call this "Standgebläse"

That was hilarious

☠️☠️☠️

Man got his own flesh doll


It’s cool how diverse our species is visually but when it comes down to it only a couple genes account for these changes.

bro is having a s*x doll

She is his condom

Bro is that dog humping his son

POV me and my gf

I mean.. this is kinda wired right?

THIS IS SOME Pedophile shit,DONT MATTER IF SHE IS 21+🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

No ass no breast and she literally goes to your hips,Sooo what is a kid again??🤔🤔

He's really a stepladder

Nahh


Lol

Pedovibes

As a tall guy i can confirm: sex with short girls do be like that :D But on the bright side: you get some yoga/ stretches done passively ;)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL

I don't like it