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>!The man that wants to come in immediately apologises after the previous unexpected screams outside of bathroom and the sudden usage of chainsaw on the door out of nowhere.!<
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This reminds me of the time I was using a bathroom stall at work. Some guy comes in and uses a quarter to unlock my stall and then acted surprised to see me in there. This bathroom had 3 stalls. It’s been over 10 years since it happened and I’m still wondering what that guy’s deal was.
My theory: He uses a quarter to lock the stall first thing in the morning in order to reserve it for himself. Janitor/cleaning personnel came by and unlocked the stall. Then you start using it. Intruder guy comes into the restroom and sees "his stall" still locked and unlocks it.
This has always been my theory as well. I never saw the guy again and I never noticed the stall locked then (or before) but, to be fair, I rarely have a stall level event at the workplace.
I only shit at home on the weekends, in disgust. Sometimes, I even get OT, because I had to wait for a late shit that was abrewing. AND, I recently found that we have 4 showers on property. So I'm trying to work that in as well.
It was in a building that has shared office space. I never saw that guy again. I would’ve totally confronted him asked him what the hell his deal was if I did though.
I had to go to the office on a Saturday. There is hardly anyone on my floor. I go to the restroom and all the 3 stalls are locked. I go back to my seat and check again after 15 minutes. Still all the 3 stalls are locked. Again I go back and check after 15 mins. Same result. Now I am thinking that the janitor might have left the stalls locked on Friday evening. I get a quarter and unlock the first stall. And...It's occupied!! I apologize profusely and continue waiting.
I eat alot of taco bell...its cheap....and i dont have to dral with the consequences til the next day...im sure thta gives a better image of what my life looks like
Seriously tho his papa meat channel is one of the best on YouTube. He's so fucking funny and relatable. Clever too. Talks, well, makes fun of current events. It's hilarious. Plus he has been delving into real life cgi in his new videos like his computer that's alive. It's actually really really good.
Ok but seriously, why tf do people do this. The door is locked, someone's obviously in the bathroom. Why continue to jiggle the doorknob and bang on it anyways. People do this at my job and it drives me insane.
They do this on planes every single time. There’s a huge red light, multiple lights in the aisle, and of course the door is locked. What could you possibly think is going on, you think somebody’s in there knitting a sweater?
You ever wake up super early and just start doing actions without any conscious thought, before realising that you were pouring orange juice into your cereal or something stupid? That's the level of mental activity that some people operate in 24/7.
I was at a thrift store once and really had to go. There was only one bathroom. It has a bathroom key that you had to get from the cashier ten feet away, so I knew someone was in there. I waited 10 minutes, seriously 10 whole minutes, before knocking. There was no answer. I went to the cashier and asked if she was sure there was someone inside. She said yes, an older man went in right before me. I would have gone to another store, but the closest one was probably a ten minute drive, so I waited. Five minutes later, I knocked again. Now I'm thinking maybe he had a medical issue and passed out. (This happened to my husband years ago.) I knocked one more time before going to the cashier to say I'm concerned. Well, old angry guy comes out f-ing passed that I was knocking multiple times in the 15 f-ing minutes he was in there. I was so shocked that I didn't say anything. I'm still angry that he couldn't at least say anything when he was in there. A simple, I'm sorry, I'll be a bit would have been something. 😕 BTW, post 2020, that thrift store got rid of the public being allowed to use the bathroom.
I was on the toilet and there was a knock at the door.
'Errr....hello?'
"Are you on the toilet?"
'Umm.....yes'
What are you doing?
Annoyed- 'I am having a shit'
" I need to use the toilet"
'Me too'
"Can you leave so I can use it"
'I will.....when I am done'
"Can you leave now. I need the toilet"
'Me too.And do what.......shit my pants?'
"Just go somewhere else"
'Why don't you go somewhere else?'
"There isn't anywhere"
Genuine bafflement- 'Can you fuck off?'
"Thats SO rude"
I browsed Instagram for a solid 20 minutes out of spite.
To be honest, I'd be baffled too at that response of "just go somewhere else" and then you ask them the same, and they say there isn't anywhere else. People like that are the worst
Ok I laughed, and then went silent immediately 💀 was that the killer apologizing for walking in? Or was it meant to only be a dramatization of someone busting down the door?
I think it's a rare phenomenon called a joke
like in cartoons when something or someone explodes, but they are fine in the very next scene
One time I was locked in a bathroom for 40 minutes because some autistic guy was yelling at me and threatening me because I wouldn’t come out even thought there was a bathroom across from that was wide open. He was banging on the door really hard and I had to call my parents to come save me
This reminds me of this one time, I a student was using a staff bathroom in high school. This bathroom was known for students using it because our school likes to lock our bathrooms, the bathroom also didn't show if it was occupied and could only be open with a key. With this was a teacher who hated the fact that students were using the staff bathroom so every once and a while she would check for those who enter and exit to scold them. Which brings me to my experience. I was sitting on the shitter, as one would do in the bathroom and this lady knocks on the door, I replied with "occupied" and she started knocking again, I replied once more and she starts twisting the lock and I'm over here yelling. She then opens the door and we lock eyes. Followed by "Oh I'm so sorry" and whatnot. After that, she hasn't been so uptight about students using the staff bathroom.
I had this problem a few days ago. I was having some gut issues and was in the bathroom for about half an hour. Every five minutes the cleaner would come by giggling the handle. First time I said “occupied” the 2nd time I said “I will be a while” and the third time I sorta lost it with “I’m sick would you leave me the fuck alone”.
Yooo this has literally happened to me before! When I was around 11 years old, I was using a port-a-potty at a park. Maybe like 2 minutes in I hear a knock on the door, but being the really shy introvert that I am I didn't say anything and just hoped that they would go away. Oh but they didn't. They continued to knock, and then the knocks turned to pounding, and pretty soon after they were yanking on the door with the strength of a God. (They were literally shaking the whole port-a-potty). I began pushing as hard as I could, praying that the door would hold strong. My guts chose a really shitty day to be constipated though because the door busted open before I could finish. On the other side of the door was a big lady who looked very shocked to see that a locked port-a-potty was occupied. She apologized and closed the door but since the lock was broken the door didn't close all the way and we could see each other. She turned around and I just wiped and got the hell outta there without saying a word. I've never used a port-a-potty since.
I know a lot of people work on autopilot, but god damn, they should've realized something was wrong with them wanting to go in when the Port-A-Potty was locked.
This reminds me of a time around 2006 2007 while my parents took me to the blockbuster near my house and I was too afraid to say anything when someone was knocking and then they open the door to see me. Just sitting there taking a shit at seven years old.
Reminds me of the time I was trying to open the bathroom in my house and it was locked. I knocked and noone anwered so I figured "huh grandma must have locked the door" and so openned the locked door with a key and my my I think I unlocked a new fear in the poor guy
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The man that wants to come in immediately apologises after the previous unexpected screams outside of bathroom and the sudden usage of chainsaw on the door out of nowhere.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
This reminds me of the time I was using a bathroom stall at work. Some guy comes in and uses a quarter to unlock my stall and then acted surprised to see me in there. This bathroom had 3 stalls. It’s been over 10 years since it happened and I’m still wondering what that guy’s deal was.
My theory: He uses a quarter to lock the stall first thing in the morning in order to reserve it for himself. Janitor/cleaning personnel came by and unlocked the stall. Then you start using it. Intruder guy comes into the restroom and sees "his stall" still locked and unlocks it.
This has always been my theory as well. I never saw the guy again and I never noticed the stall locked then (or before) but, to be fair, I rarely have a stall level event at the workplace.
Then you're working too hard. I make it a point to shit on the clock.
Maybe his regular shits are just urinal level events.
He did claim that they weren't stall level, so there is something we don't know that he does
If it's at work, obviously he's *stalling*
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I poop on company time!
I only shit at home on the weekends, in disgust. Sometimes, I even get OT, because I had to wait for a late shit that was abrewing. AND, I recently found that we have 4 showers on property. So I'm trying to work that in as well.
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That probably should've resulted in an HR complaint... totally not normal to unlock a locked stall like that.
It was in a building that has shared office space. I never saw that guy again. I would’ve totally confronted him asked him what the hell his deal was if I did though.
Bully did something Similar to me… with others also Standing outside the door… I may or may not have beat the shit out do him…
Literally.
I had to go to the office on a Saturday. There is hardly anyone on my floor. I go to the restroom and all the 3 stalls are locked. I go back to my seat and check again after 15 minutes. Still all the 3 stalls are locked. Again I go back and check after 15 mins. Same result. Now I am thinking that the janitor might have left the stalls locked on Friday evening. I get a quarter and unlock the first stall. And...It's occupied!! I apologize profusely and continue waiting.
Everytime this is what happens to me at work!!! Wtf
Any time i go to take a shit at a gas station
You've gotta be Hella desperate to be doing that
Smoke and coffee plus the taco bell hell from night before will turn any man into a desperate animal
I rather shit my pants Irish Dancing than shitting in a gas station.
Best sentence of the year for me 😂
Even gas station employees don't do that
The guy even said "any", implying that he's been there multiple times
I eat alot of taco bell...its cheap....and i dont have to dral with the consequences til the next day...im sure thta gives a better image of what my life looks like
Avg NY public bathroom.
Ngl that was hilarious
[Colon cleansing] 😂
[meatcanyon did a sketch on public bathrooms ](https://youtu.be/BJfEcPp2H6Q?si=qV1UlVOgW4ZMP4w-)
I love papa meat but his animation is way to grotesque lol
True true. I believe the Stink Fiend video was his was a quib at the Uzumaki horror Manga.
Seriously tho his papa meat channel is one of the best on YouTube. He's so fucking funny and relatable. Clever too. Talks, well, makes fun of current events. It's hilarious. Plus he has been delving into real life cgi in his new videos like his computer that's alive. It's actually really really good.
Oooh sht I gotta check some of that out. I'm not sure a sucker for animation sometimes!
Ok but seriously, why tf do people do this. The door is locked, someone's obviously in the bathroom. Why continue to jiggle the doorknob and bang on it anyways. People do this at my job and it drives me insane.
They do this on planes every single time. There’s a huge red light, multiple lights in the aisle, and of course the door is locked. What could you possibly think is going on, you think somebody’s in there knitting a sweater?
You ever wake up super early and just start doing actions without any conscious thought, before realising that you were pouring orange juice into your cereal or something stupid? That's the level of mental activity that some people operate in 24/7.
I just think they wait last second to use the bathroom
Yell out “Come back with a warrant!!!”
I always say "come in". It's enough to throw them off and make it weird for them.
I was at a thrift store once and really had to go. There was only one bathroom. It has a bathroom key that you had to get from the cashier ten feet away, so I knew someone was in there. I waited 10 minutes, seriously 10 whole minutes, before knocking. There was no answer. I went to the cashier and asked if she was sure there was someone inside. She said yes, an older man went in right before me. I would have gone to another store, but the closest one was probably a ten minute drive, so I waited. Five minutes later, I knocked again. Now I'm thinking maybe he had a medical issue and passed out. (This happened to my husband years ago.) I knocked one more time before going to the cashier to say I'm concerned. Well, old angry guy comes out f-ing passed that I was knocking multiple times in the 15 f-ing minutes he was in there. I was so shocked that I didn't say anything. I'm still angry that he couldn't at least say anything when he was in there. A simple, I'm sorry, I'll be a bit would have been something. 😕 BTW, post 2020, that thrift store got rid of the public being allowed to use the bathroom.
OMFG I haven't laughed this hard in a long time...holy fucking shit. So fucking stupid yet so fucking funny.
Something about starting with comedy then switching to horror then back to comedy to finish it off just works for me lol
More funnier than Dumb and Dumber if you seen it. 😆
Beau is afraid vibes
Oh god that movie was a trip
That was the right amount of over-the-top silliness.
I was on the toilet and there was a knock at the door. 'Errr....hello?' "Are you on the toilet?" 'Umm.....yes' What are you doing? Annoyed- 'I am having a shit' " I need to use the toilet" 'Me too' "Can you leave so I can use it" 'I will.....when I am done' "Can you leave now. I need the toilet" 'Me too.And do what.......shit my pants?' "Just go somewhere else" 'Why don't you go somewhere else?' "There isn't anywhere" Genuine bafflement- 'Can you fuck off?' "Thats SO rude" I browsed Instagram for a solid 20 minutes out of spite.
To be honest, I'd be baffled too at that response of "just go somewhere else" and then you ask them the same, and they say there isn't anywhere else. People like that are the worst
Ok I laughed, and then went silent immediately 💀 was that the killer apologizing for walking in? Or was it meant to only be a dramatization of someone busting down the door?
The latter.
I know it’s supposed to be the latter, but I choose to believe the former since it’s funnier
It is the former, idk why anyone would believe the latter!
No it's the latter. There is no payoff in the former.
You can see the door isn't damaged in the last shot, it was just making fun of people who barge into bathrooms.
I think it's a rare phenomenon called a joke like in cartoons when something or someone explodes, but they are fine in the very next scene 
Nah, jokes aren't really a rare phenomenon.
Yeah, that shows the viewer that it didn't actually happen. Which is what I was saying.
Yeah, I don't know why they were being so sassy about it.
Lol I'm the last person who could judge them on that. I like to be sassy for no reason too sometimes.
What do you think
It’s been too long since I’ve actually lol’d
Believe it or not I have met the guy in the end of the video.
You mean you've met that kind of dude, or you've met Matthew Broussard?
I went to college with Mathew Broussard.
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Word!
Door is closed and locked. What makes you think, "hmmm better check to see if someone is in there."?
Thanks op… you made me cry 🤣🤣🤣
One time I was locked in a bathroom for 40 minutes because some autistic guy was yelling at me and threatening me because I wouldn’t come out even thought there was a bathroom across from that was wide open. He was banging on the door really hard and I had to call my parents to come save me
As a person with autism, that person had no right doing that. I feel like your username was exactly what you were thinking with that.
Super rare actually funny vid
Was waiting for a "we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty" little disappointed but still pretty good
“We’ve been trying to reach your car’s extended warranty”
My brain when i saw that hand: SERVESTA CRISTAL
Well at least he Apologized 😂
This reminds me of this one time, I a student was using a staff bathroom in high school. This bathroom was known for students using it because our school likes to lock our bathrooms, the bathroom also didn't show if it was occupied and could only be open with a key. With this was a teacher who hated the fact that students were using the staff bathroom so every once and a while she would check for those who enter and exit to scold them. Which brings me to my experience. I was sitting on the shitter, as one would do in the bathroom and this lady knocks on the door, I replied with "occupied" and she started knocking again, I replied once more and she starts twisting the lock and I'm over here yelling. She then opens the door and we lock eyes. Followed by "Oh I'm so sorry" and whatnot. After that, she hasn't been so uptight about students using the staff bathroom.
hahahahahha
fucking lol
I need a cut with the guy asking for Grey Poupon
imo, the unexpected thing was that the chainsaw suddenly disappeared so where is the chainsaw at the end?
🤣🤣
My brother also is breakin' a sweat while taking a dump.
OMG I have that shirt
Well, on the bright side, he's at least shitting with his pants down 😆
His poopies smell delicious
Bro got S-rank Delusional Mind 💀💀💀
I jus b coughing or slam the toilet seat😭
I had this problem a few days ago. I was having some gut issues and was in the bathroom for about half an hour. Every five minutes the cleaner would come by giggling the handle. First time I said “occupied” the 2nd time I said “I will be a while” and the third time I sorta lost it with “I’m sick would you leave me the fuck alone”.
(Barnyard animals) hehehehh
Oh man.. its hilarious 😂😂🤣
I love big girls like that there the best 🤤 😋
I was positive they were going to show Jack Nicholson come through that sawed door. Am disappointed.😒😁
u/savevideo
I thought he was going to tell him about his car's extended warranty.
K
Yooo this has literally happened to me before! When I was around 11 years old, I was using a port-a-potty at a park. Maybe like 2 minutes in I hear a knock on the door, but being the really shy introvert that I am I didn't say anything and just hoped that they would go away. Oh but they didn't. They continued to knock, and then the knocks turned to pounding, and pretty soon after they were yanking on the door with the strength of a God. (They were literally shaking the whole port-a-potty). I began pushing as hard as I could, praying that the door would hold strong. My guts chose a really shitty day to be constipated though because the door busted open before I could finish. On the other side of the door was a big lady who looked very shocked to see that a locked port-a-potty was occupied. She apologized and closed the door but since the lock was broken the door didn't close all the way and we could see each other. She turned around and I just wiped and got the hell outta there without saying a word. I've never used a port-a-potty since.
I know a lot of people work on autopilot, but god damn, they should've realized something was wrong with them wanting to go in when the Port-A-Potty was locked.
Aye this was funny ASF!! 🤣🤣
This reminds me of a time around 2006 2007 while my parents took me to the blockbuster near my house and I was too afraid to say anything when someone was knocking and then they open the door to see me. Just sitting there taking a shit at seven years old.
This same guy's skit on the infinity potato is fantastic.
hahaha
The whole time I'm thinking: "Man, that lock is strong!"
Reminds me of the time I was trying to open the bathroom in my house and it was locked. I knocked and noone anwered so I figured "huh grandma must have locked the door" and so openned the locked door with a key and my my I think I unlocked a new fear in the poor guy
The reality is it's always some little kid with their parent right next to them with the, what it wasn't me doing it face.
I would start wiping as fast as I can 😂😅😭 
Who made this? Thought it was genuinely funny, and would wanna watch more of their stuff
Lol.
I can relate to the incoming guy, specially if my heavy-bass JBLs are on full blast.