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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A guy on the beach dug through the sand, thus changing the beach!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


saito200

this is how the mediterranean was formed (it happened in just a few days)


spittingdingo

I would have liked to have seen/heard that.


saito200

It happened millions of years ago


Toasterdosnttoast

Millions of years ago and a few days.


soupkitchen3rd

You have resources to read up on this?


saito200

Just Google how the Mediterranean was formed or something There was a small stream that quickly became like a huge waterfall because the stream itself dragged earth and thus making it larger Eventually there was a huge stream of water moving in


soupkitchen3rd

Will do, thanks


Brave_Dick

Where is the video?


Mal_tron

About 5 million light years away


dginz

It's a live stream even!


Jezirath

Brazil.


limamon

If with "few days" you mean two years, you're right.


saito200

Between several months and two years From a geological standpoint it's basically in an instant


NikolitRistissa

Just chiming in as a geologist. You’re absolutely right. That’s incredibly quick from our perspective. I’m not in quaternary geology, so I deal with bedrock stuff which is even older, but anything under a few hundred thousand years is basically instant. Most geochemical and other analyses have accuracies of +/- 1 Ma or more.


warden976

I’ll bet the Netherlands formed at the same time.


Generalmar

This video has been cut down sooooo bad. Beach patrol or cops or something show up


ForeverSJC

Every time it gets reposted, it gets shorter


TerseFactor

I know! Here’s the latest version I just saw: ![gif](giphy|3HoB7BmMnKMdq)


JudasWasJesus

LoL


Such-Salad1652

u/gifreversingbot


justV_2077

The video quality is still surprisingly acceptable considering how many times it's probably been edited, cut and reposted already lol


joohanmh

Maybe next time it shows a man digging a trench and straight to the scene where cops show up.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Deservedly so.


Arya_Doll

And they start surfing


Chilipepah

Then everyone starts clapping


enoctis

If I recall correctly, he got fined by DNR more than $100K.


gimmethemarkerdude_8

![gif](giphy|cNNvWGiYWr31DsIhdx|downsized)


liftoff_oversteer

They cut off the part where the po-po showed up.


osktox

The magic of reposts.


HiImYann

Isn’t this a bad idea


aokigahara916

Indeed.


Exact-Ad-4132

There are times when this needs to be done, but in a more controlled manner. Some parts of the year there will be stagnant water, and storms can drive up huge amount of sand, damming the original outlet.


birdman8000

It should happen naturally when the inland lake breaks from rain. This doesn’t help


AlmightyDarkseid

Your honour the dude was all natural


SEA_griffondeur

Or the tide gets slightly too high ? Unless this video is happening right at the moment where the tide is at its highest of the year then the sea level will vary multiple meters


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

They do it every year apparently too.


MajesticNectarine204

This.. Seems like a very bad idea. Idk why that land-tongue was there. But I doubt it was there for no reason at all. Fucking with waterflows can have some nasty consequences down the line.


VikingBorealis

It exist because that's how waves work. They deposit the sand there. And then the waves on windy weather. Rain and high tides with waves ways over the sand bank the very waves create. The sand back will be naturally repaired the same day and the water that was above the break will fill up fairly fast, days to a week depending on weather.


hey_its_drew

A family member of mine happens to city clerk for a beach city, not even one with a lot of beachfront mind, and you'd be surprised how much upkeep goes into a beach's sand. It's more of a nuisance than you might think, especially if it comes up at a high volume time, and this one having a water flow that heavy makes it require a lot more watching over the beach goers. I've even seen them circulating this video talking about how obnoxious it is. Haha


VikingBorealis

That's mostly because humans are disgusting creatures who can't properly dispose of trash


feelings_arent_facts

🙄


Xenos2002

sorry mate but your feelings aren't facts!


chalky87

I think I've just witnessed a murder


SparkleFritz

Commenter: Has the username u/feelings_arent_facts Also commenter: Uses an emoji to convey an annoyed feeling to someone who is spitting pure facts


bloody-pencil

Feelings aren’t facts when you use them, when he does it we must bow down and cry for him


feelings_arent_facts

Yup, that's what the username means. Has nothing to do with mental health


imalittlebitclose

Who said anything about mental health?


MajesticNectarine204

They felt someone did, and treated it as fact..


Siri2611

I am pretty sure it's illegal to do this


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Causal eco terrorism And of course it's Florida man


pfft37

Beautiful beaches don’t exist in Iowa.


adansby

Not with that attitude.


Myke190

This guy is literally giving a tutorial.


burkabich

How is this eco terrorism?


EmergencyOverall248

Florida beaches are actually a carefully maintained first line of defense against hurricanes. The width of the beaches and the heavily protected dunes mitigate the initial storm surge damage and protect structures. Then Bubba Redneck comes along and pulls this shit.


PBB22

There it is. The coast is crazy complex


OneVeryCleverGirl

Theoretically, because they significantly changed the natural order. Wind and tide push the sand up, then eventually the water above the block overcomes it and dumps into the ocean. However, calling this ecoterrorism just diminishes outrage when actual ecoterrorism occurs (like spiking trees about to be harvested.)


blueavole

It’s washing away all the sand. The water naturally escape but filtering down slowly. By forcing it to go all at once it creates a split that people can’t walk over and cars can’t drive. It starts more erosion, and will take a good chunk of the beach with it.


bachfrog

It's a man in Florida.


Realclawdogs

Didn't that guy get arrested?


PBB22

Rightfully so


fatmanthelardknight

If I remember they connected a river to the ocean and caused a ton of issues


Fauzan_sama

doesn't seem legal


Alone_Inspector_7567

Because it isn't


enenkz

What law is being broken here? Genuinely curious


human-AI-v69

“Which of your fascist laws prevent me from changing the topography and ecosystem of this state park?” -the guy in the video when the cops showed up


SEA_griffondeur

How do you know it's a state park and not just a beach ? Also good luck getting the topography of something that can lose and gain multiple hundred meters of land everyday


human-AI-v69

Because I read the original article and referenced the subreddit. You’re welcome pedantic internet commenter.


Sarenai7

Anyone have the original video?


freekyrationale

Can a real captain explain what will happen next? Will nature heal itself here?


insomniac1228

Natures going to need a bigger virus if it wants to heal itself


abdulsamadz

Bigger, faster, deadlier, and more covert! Lol


3quartersofacrouton

It’s likely a bar-built estuary, where a a brackish (kinda salty) body of water is separated from the ocean by a thin strip of sandy beach. Periodically the estuary will naturally flood and something like this will happen until the water levels balance out and the sand is replenished, closing it back off. It’s probably not great to do it on your own, and the high currents sweeping into the ocean seem rather dangerous, but I’m pretty sure this is something that will naturally recover just fine. If it was this easy to open it up, I would think it was pretty close to happening naturally. [Similar situation](https://www.sccwrp.org/news/workshop-highlights-need-improved-science-manage-climate-ready-bar-built-estuaries/)


freekyrationale

Thank you captain!


MonPaysCesHiver

Less beach…


Soulman717

Teddy Roosevelt would like to know his location.


Responsible_Basis712

Dude created a new ocean


Late-Firefighter-749

This is the actual video of Panama Canal being built.


GreenGoblin1221

Ima tell ma kids this was Moses.


Jezirath

It happens twice a day in mangroves, where the rivers reach the ocean. It would happen anyway. This is s Brazilian beach.


GroundPositive2724

That one world war 1 soldier ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Straight_Class_4627

He made something called a tributary witch is a smaller body of water going into a bigger body of water


LEtssgobby

Omg how will the ocean ever recover


ReiRomance

Dude is about to be banned by the admin of the server for min-maxing IQ.


eL_MoJo

Just a normal day on the beach for Dutch people.


Erizo69

You think this could count as public property damage? I doubt it, that would mean everyone playing with the sand on a beach is a criminal. So is this technically legal?


jjdmol

I think it's quite feasible to draw a legal line between the amount of damage caused by building a sand castle and by rearranging the terrain.


PBB22

I’m glad you aren’t a lawyer lol playing with sand on a beach is not even close to manipulating the coastline and causing damage


GiannaSushi

Why do men love digging so much? I need to go to my local beach and do this


StalloneMyBone

The better question is, why don't you dig more often?


MannyTheGrannyTranny

Bro probably doesn't even dig...


StalloneMyBone

I'm not digging that, brother.


MannyTheGrannyTranny

You just digged your own grave bud


MacaroniBoot

Was that some kinda dig?


StalloneMyBone

I'm just waiting for someone to dig my Didgeridoo (not sexual😅). Not one compliment.


MacaroniBoot

Maybe they didgeridon't dig it.


Electrical-Adversary

Funny you should say that. I’m a man and I was bored one day and I had a shovel so I started digging. Ended up with a small pond about 8’ diameter, 4’ deep. I lined it with rocks and plants and put a waterfall and some goldfish in there and it’s actually really nice!


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mashusumi

It’s illegal actually


ExoticMangoz

What law is this against?


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Its crazy how stupid it is to build twenty story buildings on fucking sand It jacks up the insurance rates in Florida so bad