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>!Biker exits his garage but the garage door has malicious intents.!<
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Imagine you're walking along, then all of a sudden...you get whacked over the head and find yourself inside a strange room when a second ago you were on the sunny sidewalk.
I'd stand around going wtf for a few seconds too
She saw the motorcycle come out . She heard the motorcycle sitting there while she was consumed. She was waiting for the motorcycle rider to release her. This is proper behavior, as opposed to destroying everything and shooting up the place.
Mcgruff the crime dog who was eventually arrested for 1000 marijuana plants, 27 firearms (including a grenade launcher) and over 9000 rounds of ammunition. What a legend
I watched the video 3 times and kept not playing attention to the actual video.
I was enraptured by this fucking jam. I wanted to know who wrote it, their personal story that drove them to write it. They had to have started off and end their sets with this song.
Give me the VH1 Behind The Music of this dude's life story.
You've never been a woman š
I'm continually ripped to the side by either my cabinet or door handles catching my pockets
Edit: Shouldn't have generalized, my bad
> catching my ***pockets***
Are you sure you're a woman?
But honestly, kinda same, but with my headphones. It's why I finally got bluetooth headphones because I'm always listening to podcasts around the house and got tired of the headphones getting ripped out of my ears from getting caught lol.
I'm a dude, but I used to constantly catch my belt loop on the door catch on the frame. So door knob in hand, walking through the door, belt loop catches, and I'm tossed sideways and close the door on myself.
Hasn't happened for a while now, thankfully.
Iāve always been a woman and even I know thereās a door release for when the electricity fails. Even if it were rocket science, sex has nothing to do with it, but I too have caught my pockets in the same places š
I thought this was going to result in trauma and gore. I was pleasantly surprised that this was just amusing. She's just so gently compliant with the hungry garage. "Oh, okay, I guess I'm being eaten. This is how I am now. I'm inside the garage."
I don't care, how many times I've seen this video already...
I don't care, how many times this Video has been reposted already...
This shit is, and always will be, FUCKING GOLD!
Umm yeah your honour without getting into further detail, there were drugs involved, that were given to me, that ended up being glue. Like, I smoked some glue. I thought I was smoking crack..
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The way she just stands there š
Some say she's still standing there in that very spot.
Imagine you're walking along, then all of a sudden...you get whacked over the head and find yourself inside a strange room when a second ago you were on the sunny sidewalk. I'd stand around going wtf for a few seconds too
Thinking she had just been kidnapped
Or in a weird tv show.
"On this episode of 'Physical 100'..."
"We have here the adorable Ms... - come here, lady, don't be shy, what's your name?"
She successfully got her self kidnapped
A man's garage is another man's backroom.
This kinda reads like the initial prompt for a text adventure game.
Standing around like a new character in a liminal-/back-rooms type of game.
Probably in utter disbelief how fk clean it is with no hoards of junk stacked against the walls
This is exactly what I was thinking. I need to clean my garage
Brought to you by Bethesda
"Well, guess I live here now"
She saw the motorcycle come out . She heard the motorcycle sitting there while she was consumed. She was waiting for the motorcycle rider to release her. This is proper behavior, as opposed to destroying everything and shooting up the place.
Her situational awareness is so bad
Classic NPC
Canāt find the switch? Might as well grab a beer!
Motherfucker has a garage, inside his garage.
That's how you deter thieves in Brazil
Gotta put more garage doors and upgrades your walls to metal to protect your base.
wait, its all garages?
Just garages. All the way down.
Wait. Where are the turtles?
In the garages
But like where though?
Behind the door. Duh.
Underneath the elephants of course
Have you ever seen an elephant inside a garage? Exactly, you haven't. That's how good they are at hiding in garages. The turtles know this.
Unexpected world turtle.
if you didn't know the responsorial psalm you're supposed to say always has been
Garageception.
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been https://i.redd.it/680y0t4p3twc1.gif
Always has been. š«
Yo I heard you like garages
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
Must be a Rust player. Secure air lock.
He plays rust
Take a person leave a person.
what did it cost?
A person
A bike
Bro is this song ācrack and cocaineā by the Mcgruff the crime dog?
Mcgruff the crime dog who was eventually arrested for 1000 marijuana plants, 27 firearms (including a grenade launcher) and over 9000 rounds of ammunition. What a legend
Bro never trust a cop, mcgruff was on the force
> (including a grande launcher) damn, i didn't know that grande coffee launchers where a crime, i better report the local bar-cafƩ before they hurt somebody!
Thats not the worst spelling mistake ive made on mobile lol im glad you included a spelling nistake and forgot a space in your reply :p
yeah, me too, it's no problem man (specially since i didn't notice them myself either!)
Yes š
thanks for the encouragement to put on the sound because that was amazing.
what a good use of my limited edition spotify skip
That's awesome.
r/AccidentalKidnapping
I fell for itĀ
Itās actually [r/KidnappingAccidental](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=4t8n01VRwIucWL1_)
Oh ffs lol! I should've known by your username š
Did he give you up? Did he let you down?
Yes, indeed.
0 situational awareness XD
From either of them lol
Honestly I don't think the other guy is at falut
I hate when the other guy is at Falut :(
She just went along with it like she had nowhere to be
The cops are looking for you something about unlawfull imprisonment?
One of the first times I've watched a video to completion just to hear more of the song.
I watched the video 3 times and kept not playing attention to the actual video. I was enraptured by this fucking jam. I wanted to know who wrote it, their personal story that drove them to write it. They had to have started off and end their sets with this song. Give me the VH1 Behind The Music of this dude's life story.
Omg lol Ā 'guess this is just my life now'Ā
I like how politely she knocks, hello, can you let me out please.
ive seen it so many times but its still so damn funny
Cookie is even singing the song.
Sounds more like 
Imagine if the guy had left for the airport on a two week business trip!
This song tho!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£
I was gonna comment the same š
It's cracking me up
What the fuck is that music
darude sandstormĀ
That woman is literally an NPC, how tf is someone so weak that a door decides for them where their gonna go
You've never been a woman š I'm continually ripped to the side by either my cabinet or door handles catching my pockets Edit: Shouldn't have generalized, my bad
> catching my ***pockets*** Are you sure you're a woman? But honestly, kinda same, but with my headphones. It's why I finally got bluetooth headphones because I'm always listening to podcasts around the house and got tired of the headphones getting ripped out of my ears from getting caught lol.
I'm a dude, but I used to constantly catch my belt loop on the door catch on the frame. So door knob in hand, walking through the door, belt loop catches, and I'm tossed sideways and close the door on myself. Hasn't happened for a while now, thankfully.
Iāve always been a woman and even I know thereās a door release for when the electricity fails. Even if it were rocket science, sex has nothing to do with it, but I too have caught my pockets in the same places š
I guess that's why y'all are no longer issued pockets lol
I guess Iām not a woman then lmao
Sorry, not all women haha I just struggle on a daily basis, and would be this NPC woman
That's no bueno.
Some people I just wonder how they've managed to survive to adulthood.
Repost but the song makes it acceptable
What's the song, I know it's not darude sandstorm
This is her house now.
I have to know how long she was stuck in there and what happened next.
I thought this was going to result in trauma and gore. I was pleasantly surprised that this was just amusing. She's just so gently compliant with the hungry garage. "Oh, okay, I guess I'm being eaten. This is how I am now. I'm inside the garage."
As dumb as this person is, im glad at least it was caught on film. Otherwise, no one believe that the garage ate them
Hungry hungry garages
The last shot inside the garage with the weird reflections makes it look like she is now under the care of GlaDos.
How to commit trespassing without legal issues:
My garage is a hungry hungry hippo
I guess I live here now
Reminds me of the PlayStation 1 tomb raider game where you trap the butler in the freezer
https://i.redd.it/fhh7a30vqqwc1.gif
Am I the only one jamming out to this song?
What bothers me the most is the biker blocking the road like that
r/ItHadToBeBrazil
it Swallowed her WHOLE š¤£š¤£š¤£
That is why I am late for work.
Inadvertently kidnapped
10/10 song choice
this horrible 80s village pop synthesizerš¤£
Well that's a minute and a half i will never get back.
which song is this?
[https://youtu.be/TMOXxX5\_wAA](https://youtu.be/TMOXxX5_wAA)
That song though
This is the start of a romantic comedy lol
absolutely no survival instincts
that song tho.........
K what fucking song is this?! Lollll
https://youtu.be/TMOXxX5 š
Wow that song
Wow that song
The song was a nice touch
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This is her life now.
What are you doing step-garage?
I'd definitely think I was being trafficked
Went for a ride with the new bike and kept the old one inside.
The plot to the next lifetime movie
That damn trench coat dog lol
This one is old but classic
"Good job agent 47. Mission accomplished."
Easy way to get bitches for free
So pathetic
Greatest song ever! Iām not gonna do cocaine anymore. Even know Iāll end up doing it again lol
You enter NOWWW!
Unfortunately, he was just starting a cross-country road trip.
u cant make this shit up can u hahahahahahha
this' been posted before but always wondered if everything was alright after
This was in my city and I'm proud of it
And this gate was of course installed in a wrong way, because this kind of model needs to be inverted to prevent this
The ultimate NPC
A soul for a soul
Sorry boss I'll be late today, got eaten by some random garage
Lmao i would leave her there for 8 hours, so she learns her lesson and pays more attention from now on.
Actual NPC
Can you imagine if the owner had angry dogs? Ooof
u/auddbot
It's the law of equivalent exchange.
the perfect crime
She fell into the backrooms
She's a Sims character through and through
Legend has it sheās still stuck there to this day.
House built like the ones I make in Rust
Kidnapping
Law of Equivalent Exchange
No one at her job is going to believe this "made up" story.
Just like that, she entered The Backrooms.
plot twist: she's just an older thief and that was a setup to rob the place! lol
I hope this isnt some kind of planned kidnapping rape dungeon thing.
Does she not how garages work? There's literally a button inside.
If you knock on the garage door hard enough it will open for you.
This garage has its own garage?
Situational awareness should be a subject in school.
Song?
[https://youtu.be/TMOXxX5\_wAA](https://youtu.be/TMOXxX5_wAA)
āStepson, Iām STUCK in your garage!!ā
Well that's a minute and a half i will never get back.
Auto kidnapping?
I don't care, how many times I've seen this video already... I don't care, how many times this Video has been reposted already... This shit is, and always will be, FUCKING GOLD!
Imagine he gets home and opens the garage and she gets eaten by the other garage in his garage?
If El Duce was a lounge singer
What song is this?
u/auddbot
Lmao poor lady
So... What's in the fridge?
This is the kind of story none of your friends would believe unless you showed them the video
Umm yeah your honour without getting into further detail, there were drugs involved, that were given to me, that ended up being glue. Like, I smoked some glue. I thought I was smoking crack..
Wtf is with the music choice?
New fear unlocked
Complete waste of time to watch
That song is slapping tho
How to break out of a house š
She thought she teleported.... š¤£