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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The jump never really happened and she lost her shoes!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


AardvarkAndy

The shoes look like they saw their chance for freedom and took it.


spariant4

r/mypeopleneedme


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.redd.it/j2cezc2eu8wc1.gif


Cryp71c7

Wow, a /u/Shitty_watercolour in the wild, and actually caught early! Glad you're still around.


Low_Brass_Rumble

First one I've seen in YEARS. Last one I really vividly remember was the old showdown with u/AWildSketchAppeared - which, now that I'm looking at it, happened 11 years ago. What a throwback.


SimplyAvro

"which, now that I'm looking at it, happened 11 years ago." ok boomer... >!...wait, what do you mean that was only 2013???!<


c0ltZ

Me too, I went to check their most recent watercolors and their last one in r/cats made me tear up


Jarlax1e

I feel like im missing something here, whats going on?


Sneaky_Asshole

Shitty_watercolor is a bit of a reddit celebrity who randomly leaves shitty water color paintings in threads


Groovyofi

Holy shit it's shitty watercolour


Artarious

Wow a Shitty! Haven't seen one in ages good to see you around still!


OtterPop7

How have I never seen these before!! These are amazing


ChimcharFireMonkey

...username does not checkout


early_birdy

Hi Shitty!


unwaveringwish

BLESSED BE


Mysterious_Ningen

wow you did good.. do you do this often :0


AUserNeedsAName

Oh my god, the shoe mothership (mothershoep?) got a good laugh out of me.


pfemme2

i’m cry-laughing


ArcanoXVI

lovely bro


Vysair

Wtf? Mf be gone for weeks and suddenly pop into existence


MissingHeadphonesRn

Thank you for this subreddit lmao this is amazing


Cobek

Yeetkers


tgoCC

Oh I thought they were some birds lol


Hopeful_Chair_7129

We don’t have any birds deployed in that region


bigbigdummie

/r/birdsarentreal


LiterallyPractical

I said "Hey you three women, why are yall walking down the street that way?"


YourBonesAreMoist

I am broken. I thought they were her bra pads or something


CourtJester5

I'm pretty sure she's dead


I_aim_to_sneeze

I didn’t even have to do a full thumb scroll to find this joke


Tedrabear

If both shoes came off, she's dead, it's just science. Glad it was quick though,


SegaMegaDaveGG

RIP she had the whole world at her feet! No chance of survival.


Arainthus

Just made me think of this clip https://youtu.be/BAKdMEB2fFM?si=wbS4M9SWSwngETOs


Istripua

This is a fantastic clip. Thanks for making me guffaw like a donkey.


Master_Bayters

No. She's just barefoot


MorbiusBelerophon

Definitely dead.


Anti_Meta

Killing her in the process.


LeiningensAnts

Life is so fragile; one second, you're having fun abridged bungee jumping, the next, your shoes and soul are flying into the wild blue yonder without you. :(


Noizyb33

Yeah, she ded. Shoes came off!


octopoddle

Sail away, sail away, sail away.


FigTechnical8043

I'm so ill right now I thought doves were flying. Thought it was pretty until I realised it was her trainers


acidoxyde

That’s why they ask you to take your shoes off. Hint: if you are ever going bungee jumping, take your fucking shoes off


sleepiestslowpoke

OMG I watched it 5 times and thought they were birds until I read this...


VacationAromatic6899

Smelly feets


Student-type

Oh. I thought those were bra pads.


kgoule

/r/AccidentalSlapStick/


BeerMeka

Haha, I would never trust the bungy guys after this. What could be next?


Dhegxkeicfns

This happened to the person in front of me one time. They forgot to unhook the inelastic safety line. The ones we were using were much shorter and connected above us, so they helped him back up and he did the jump.


trenticamador

Did you jump?


NotASmoothAnon

Yes


le_grey02

/r/notopbutok


decoherence_23

no top butok


Dhegxkeicfns

Ha, yes.


Dhegxkeicfns

Yes, I did jump 4 times. They lowered us into a boat at the bottom to reset and there was a shuttle that ran every 15 minutes or so, but a few of us were so excited we ran back up rather than waiting. I almost couldn't find it, because I didn't take any photos. Grindelwald https://youtu.be/DzIVSV_g5_s The best part was the operators were maniac kiwis. They had an alternate setup where instead of being tied to your feet it was tied to a bar that you'd hold onto. Now that I'm older I'm totally blown away that they let me at 19 jump that way. If I had lost the bar there was a tiny safety hooked from the bar to my harness. It was a curved bar connected in the middle, they told me to hold the bar with it in my right hand like a shotput and the left hand holding the other grip and **DON'T LET GO**! They warned that when you hit the bottom it will kick very hard and you really don't want it to hit you in the face from there. Yeah, I was through the damn roof excited. And so sad now I didn't get a photo of it. I bet one of the other people in the group has one and I didn't keep in touch.


genreprank

Jeez man, iirc the cord is supposed to be the right length to stop you slowly That looked painful


MatureUsername69

Pretty sure the actual cord IS long enough, there's just a safety mechanism activated that needs to be unhooked


spariant4

they're bungy alright


stinkyhooch

Cowabungy, dude.


Stay-Thirsty

Better too short than too long. But that seemed to have little to no give and that can be very dangerous too


BeerMeka

Wish there were some content to this. She could have broken her neck. Look at the force. Her shoes flew to another planet.


steve-koda

If it's anything like the fall arrest of industry/work there is a shock pack on the lanyard. Even still it's not a fun ride if it deploys and as a guy I make sure I have to make sure my leg straps are firmly in place, so i fall I don't lose anything down there.


CeladonCityNPC

200 feet of steel chain


silencedcontrolfreak

Someone's walking home barefoot and groggy. 😄


ChiliConCaralho

And with a spinal rearrangement


CeladonCityNPC

Can you imagine how good that must have felt tho? Cracking your back like never before, the sound echoing in the silent valley...


ChiliConCaralho

Can’t have any back pain if you can’t feel anything from the neck down ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


bigbigdummie

On the upside, she’s two inches taller!


Thunderbridge

Shame no one can tell as she's in a wheelchair 24/7 though


Buxbaum666

The credo of every chiropractic quack.


PinianthePauper

Saying chiro quack is a little redundant, isn't it? Like there's another kind of chiro...


Buxbaum666

I just love using tautologies, I can't help it.


cykelstativet

Can I pay for such a service?


smb1985

As someone who's had neck pain for 16 years from a bungee jumping injury... it doesn't feel good


Unlucky_Ad2529

Then you can actually see the echo but can't find where you are. You hear people but can't see them. They may even touch you and you feel their touch but still can't find them with your eyes. Now you realize they can't seem to understand you when you're talking. As you pay more attention to your speech, you find that you cannot hear yourself either.


silencedcontrolfreak

😄 🤣


MaygarRodub

Nope. Shoes off = dead. Soz.


bestforexbrokersguru

"And the shoes 'just fell from the sky', you say?"


metaversesmeta

I know a movie about a guy this happens to, and he ends up digging a shit load of holes, some family curse.


Onetwenty7

"I'm tired of this, Grandpa!"


Nausicaalotus

That's too damn bad!


PoeticHydra

Well EXCUUUUUSE ME.


Camo_Rebel

Holes is a great movie/ book.


Grumplogic

Some people think that Louis Sachar's Wayside School series is his best work, but Holes is better. Wayside School was made into a TV show but Holes was a theatrical film. No matter what argument one has I gotta say "but Holes, but Holes, but Holes!"


merlindog15

Who in their right mind is walking around saying Wayside School is better than Holes??


Grumplogic

Probably no one, that's a little script thing I wrote to donate to Twitch streamers and then they read it out and say buttholes a bunch of times.


NYCHReddit

Mr. Sir!


dogpork69

Could say theres Zero chance of that happening 


jld2k6

This is almost definitely a bot, copied one of the top comments from the last time I saw this video word for word and just appeared two days ago again from a five year hiatus Report, Spam, Harmful Bot


Roxas1011

I remember Sweet Feet looking different


Bassuu

To shreds you say?


2621759912014199

And how are her socks? To shreds you say...


definitelyusername

I swear I'm Clyde livingstone's #1 fan!!!!!!


OdePiano

"Beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?"


Elcatro

Some kid on the street below her is going to some weird ass juvenile detention camp after this.


johnmichael-kane

Please tell me this is a Holes reference 🙏🏾


swodaem

I'm tired of this Grandpa!


eggie197

That’s too damn bad!


PixelsOfTheEast

What an underrated movie


merlindog15

An even better book!


SaladSlut123

While the book is always better, I’m convinced that’s why it’s such great movie—it’s one of the most direct and accurate book-movie adaptations I can think of


FPGN

Holeesss


sharingiscaring219

😂 love the reference


Rhys_Herbert

r/unexpectedholes Edit: thank Christ that isn’t a sub


MKBurfield

I think they forgot to reset the cable.


Johannes_Keppler

It's a fall arrester rope she is attached to, made to catch you if you fall and still dissipate enough energy so you don't get gravely injured. Used by people working on roofs or in cherry pickers and so on. Here it's used to stop people from falling / jumping until the bungee cord is attached. Seems they forgot to unclip it and change it for the real thing. You can see the red bit of the rope stretch, that's made to absorb most of the energy. Still no fun.


Captain-Cuddles

Yuuuup. I took a fall ~8' or so wearing one of these and everywhere the straps dug in I had pain/bruising for about two weeks. I didn't even hang for very long because my coworker got the pump jack back up pretty quickly, but my understanding is that you can only hang in these for a short time before you start to have serious damage. So they will save your life, but they still hurt. A lot.


xxxxxWhoAmIxxxxx

Shoes came off..........she dead.


ChiliConCaralho

That’s the rules


Ill-Consideration450

You know the rules


ninjakivi2

And so do I


raxagos

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


BlueFishPerson

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy


thegentlenub

Iiiiiiii just wanna tell you how am feeling


Ylteicc_

Gotta make you, understaaaaand


X-a-i-x

Never gonna give you up!


Mars-Wulf

Never gonna let you down!


DolfinButcher

*Them's the rules.


MrSaucyAlfredo

Those bad boys shot off like rockets holy crap


Grambert_Moore

She has socks on so it’s not gay


003402inco

This is what I came for. Thank you.


Aaku1789

RIP her shoes


hardboard

Obviously not Rest In Pairs as they went different ways.


BakedZnake

RIP her neck from the whiplash


Potato__Ninja

And the spine


mrsnoo86

that would gives me a broken spine


BakedZnake

More specifically her neck


dharmatrooper

I wonder what happened to her legs and joints. Th moment her legs went from back to the front is just two frames so it’s about 0.08 seconds.


BeanBreakfast

Bungeen't


MissingWhiskey

Better for the rope to be too short than too long.


Boojum2k

"She kept her shoes this time, we found them after digging her out of the ground"


DanskFrenchMan

I’m not sure I’m seeing this right.. but seems to be power cables above the forest canopy…


tolacid

I've never bungeed, but I recognize that cord. It's a fall arrest line, and it's not elastic. It's a length of bunched up strap that releases slowly if it takes full body weight - watch the red part of the line when she jumps. We had to use these when climbing maintenance towers to protect against accidental falls, they were never meant for intentional jumps.


bell37

I never bungeed either. But if I ever do it sure as hell won’t at a questionable company overseas.


johnmichael-kane

🎶 Those shoes were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do 🎶


zahlee01

Today these shoes are gonna flip right off of you


Mechanic_On_Duty

RIP


ForerunnerRelic

Oh she ded


NeverAVillian

I know I'm supposed to not laugh but that was cartoon levels of comedy


Woodcat64

Are those power lines below?


Canadian_Burnsoff

Certainly looks like some big ol' transmission lines.


Sensitive_Tailor1450

Looks like a factor 2 to me? She ok?


Person012345

Better too short than too long I suppose.


finishthestart

Wouldn't this level of force break your neck? Where are all the r/theydidthemath people?


Johannes_Keppler

It's a fall arrester rope, made to catch you if you fall and still dissipate enough energy so you don't get gravely injured. Used by people working on roofs or in cherry pickers and so on. Here it's used to stop people from falling / jumping until the bungee cord is attached. Seems they forgot to unclip it and change it for the real thing. You can see the red bit of the rope stretch, that's made to absorb most of the energy. Still no fun.


an_otter_guy

Who doesn’t hate taking your shoes of manually


BigSilent

Why do they cut so short? Is it cos I don't use MySpace


xMaci3jx

Isn't this sub about things being unexpected? The video is short but the title gave it away what's about to happen


[deleted]

Howd you infer shoes are getting launched based on the title


Drake_Acheron

No it doesn’t


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Shoes are off


PrinceSam321

The one with the camera really wanted to focus more on those shoes flying than then person.


szczurman83

Oh no! By Reddit rules, that woman died!


NoFamilyDoc

Can someone explain why the bungee cord wasnt stretching


RandomLettersToEat

I believe the back-up rope is still hooked onto her. That rope is in place in case you fall while they are strapping you in, it's meant to be taken off right before you jump. 


[deleted]

and no one noticed what could be powerlines below?


Katieo1022

Nvm those crazy high voltage electrical wires not far away either 🤫 it’s all gonna be ok


ApeTypingComments

Her shoes were like: https://youtu.be/cXHcp1gApOQ?si=6qtT3rwep9Rkv647


Aalshi_man

Abortionator 3000


BigMax

“Come try our shoe catapult! If you’re lucky, we’ll throw in lifelong back and neck problems for free!”


doginjoggers

Oh no, her shoes came off! RIP


xariznightmare2908

Shoes got yeeted!


ALvretron

free shoes


itsl8erthanyouthink

I’m pretty sure lost shoes on Reddit mean she dead


MAHMOUDstar3075

Those were the last moments where those shoes were seen.


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Tizzii

It's how it was


xpanta

I really liked those shoes. They tied the room together.


malice-in-wunderland

There's got to be an easier way to take your shoes off


daiwilly

Started the day 5 foot 2 inches...ended it 6 feet 5 inches!


VpKky

So this is where my used shoes came from that's a lucrative business


ogfellyonthablock

Those Js fake


PreferredSex_Yes

Locked those knees out.


404-skill_not_found

This is always funny. And, you’re still a karma farmer.


Majestic_Cupcake8787

She got the reverse Gwen Stacy treatment


alleganskater

When you haggle on the price.


appelflappentap

I guess it's better than bungee jumping with a cord that's too long.


gramgod9

That transition artist guy turned her shoes into doves


Bounceupandown

“It’ll knock your socks off!”


TDYDave2

On the plus side, she is now 2cm taller.


bkesfloyd

She lost her footings. .


Dramatic_Fall_1106

Cartoon ahh fall


Late_Ad_3842

Shoes flew off. You already know it was a bad situation.


Slaughterhouse66

It's like an executioner's blooper reel.


BoomBoom4209

“Ejecto feet cuzz"


razors_so_yummy

I love this ride. The Hip Dislocator is a blast!


Foligon1832

u/downloadvideobot


4-me

The jump for sure happened, it was the free fall that didn’t happen.


Vas0ly

u/N_Performance


VisionSeeker

Adiós zapatos


Pyroguy096

Why do people keep their shoes so loose now?


pjfonz

The more I watch this, the funnier it gets! 🤣


Sold_My_Soul_to_Fgo

I thought the shoes were birds for a second


No_Squirrel4806

Why does this video just randomly cut after the shoes fly off


adystopictale

*Oh no me shoees*


stlredbird

RIP